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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:38:12 AM
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Now when you are ' sitting comfortably' what does that mean ?
Why can't you just sit in a chair / sofa etc and have you feet touching the floor ? What did we ever feel a need to have to cross our legs ? Does that make it any more comfortable ? Why do we do it ?
More so why does any bloke cross their legs ? Has to be more uncomfortable surely rubschin:
Equally not acceptable for blokes is to sit their with their legs wide apart allowing the spread for their angle of dangle noooo: Ohhhh come on you really don't need that much room ::)
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I always cross my legs.... Shrugs:
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Why ?
What does it achieve ?
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Why ?
What does it achieve ?
I've no idea (hence my shrugs emoticon)....
I find it impossible not to cross my legs...
...as does my mate Graeme who is supposed not to for medical reasons.... noooo:
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Protecting the Crown Jewels perhaps ? rubschin:
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Protecting the Crown Jewels perhaps ? rubschin:
Oh noes... noooo:
I cross at the knee... not at the ankle....
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I will now spend the rest of the day watching what I do with my legs evil: evil:
*Presently in bed: ankles crossed
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At me desk...
Right leg crossed over left at knee.... noooo:
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So is that more comfortable than just sitting there with your legs apart ?
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So is that more comfortable than just sitting there with your legs apart ?
Not really, no.... noooo:
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I will now spend the rest of the day watching what I do with my legs evil: evil:
*Presently in bed: ankles crossed
Remember to look up and ahead as well...this could end in tears scared2:
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I will now spend the rest of the day watching what I do with my legs evil: evil:
*Presently in bed: ankles crossed
Remember to look up and ahead as well...this could end in tears scared2:
On the stairs like! eveilgrin:
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Feet together, knees bent
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Will you keep still I am watching the rabbit. evil:
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Will you keep still I am watching the rabbit. evil:
eeek:
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eeek: eeek:
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noooo: There was no need for all the swearing though.
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eeek: eeek:
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noooo: There was no need for all the swearing though.
potty mouth.... noooo:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Up now. Sitting. Feet and knees side by side.
More exciting bulletins follow :thumbsup:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Up now. Sitting. Feet and knees side by side.
More exciting bulletins follow :thumbsup:
noooo:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrNsUISSZCXB7gAE19CS3XYUIyjVVNZtaTSUw5qkUxPdZpDw0g)
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Up now. Sitting. Feet and knees side by side.
More exciting bulletins follow :thumbsup:
Popcorn:
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Right ankle on left knee (temporarily)
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Legs apart. Man vegetables released into the wild
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Legs apart. Man vegetables released into the wild
sick2:
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Fear not, crossed now :thumbsup:
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Legs apart. Man vegetables released into the wild
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com%2F14%2F18%2Fdc0bba1359b3598e37eb47bbd2c1793d-vegetable-man.jpg&hash=190914f311390a10d56c1190e43ab71fe340e439) rubschin:
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Ankle time :thumbsup:
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[attenborough mode]
Leg muscles need to be kept warm in case you have to start running at short notice.
Recumbent quadrupeds tend to sit with their legs folded underneath them.
Bipeds, with little hair on their limbs, attempt to retain heat by pressing legs together or crossing them and wrapping the arms round their torso.
[/attenborough mode]
Unless there are sabre-toothed tigers or the like in your area, you could probably start the evolutionary process of sitting with legs akimbo (cue Ethiopian sprinter joke)
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worthy: worthy: worthy:
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[attenborough mode]
Leg muscles need to be kept warm in case you have to start running at short notice.
Recumbent quadrupeds tend to sit with their legs folded underneath them.
Bipeds, with little hair on their limbs, attempt to retain heat by pressing legs together or crossing them and wrapping the arms round their torso.
[/attenborough mode]
Unless there are sabre-toothed tigers or the like in your area, you could probably start the evolutionary process of sitting with legs akimbo (cue Ethiopian sprinter joke)
lol: lol: lol:
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[attenborough mode]
Leg muscles need to be kept warm in case you have to start running at short notice.
Recumbent quadrupeds tend to sit with their legs folded underneath them.
Bipeds, with little hair on their limbs, attempt to retain heat by pressing legs together or crossing them and wrapping the arms round their torso.
[/attenborough mode]
Unless there are sabre-toothed tigers or the like in your area, you could probably start the evolutionary process of sitting with legs akimbo (cue Ethiopian sprinter joke)
Obviously, that's why the Chavs prefer jogging bottoms. whistle:
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Right ankle to left knee
Checkmate :thumbsup:
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Right ankle to left knee
Checkmate :thumbsup:
me too! eeek:
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2gayers: scared2:
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I experimented with not moving and now my leg has gone to sleep evil:
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my ankles are crossed as per usual. Sadly unlike for DS, there is no peasant to rest them on
If you cross at the knee one leg goes to sleep as you find out when you fall over when someone rings the doorbell
Anyway isn't crossing at the knees for young ladies wanting to flash their thighs - and long may they do so
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Thighs Drool:
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Tried to tuck my legs under me on the sofa like gerls do, but it hurts and I got cramp sad24:
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Tried to tuck my legs under me on the sofa like gerls do, but it hurts and I got cramp sad24:
That's because you haven't been wearing your high heels ::) stretches those calf and thigh muscles numpty bonce
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And all that hair will just act like velcro noooo:
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Tried to tuck my legs under me on the sofa like gerls do, but it hurts and I got cramp sad24:
That's because you haven't been wearing your high heels ::) stretches those calf and thigh muscles numpty bonce
rubschin: Will check how BM sits...... rubschin:
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Flat on his face noooo:
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Flat on his face noooo:
redface:
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point: point: point: point: point:
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point: point: point: point: point:
Stupid thread.... evil:
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Oi cussing: