The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 12:12:36 PM
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And the moral of the story is, no matter what it costs you, when you break up with someone get the hell out of there. eeek:
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:
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And the moral of the story is, no matter what it costs you, when you break up with someone get the hell out of there. eeek:
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
Obviously his wife also had a short fuse.
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Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:
It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they. eveilgrin:
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oh cry:
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Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:
It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they. eveilgrin:
Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then eeek:
Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .
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Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:
It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they. eveilgrin:
Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then eeek:
Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .
Ok, but the flames would lick at the base then which should be long enough for the skin to burn baby burn.
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Too much information, though perhaps Mr Wench is hairier than average. He is Welsh, after all surrender:
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Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set fire to my nose
, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:
It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they. eveilgrin:
Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then eeek:
Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .
My nose only has nostrils.
Where do you get these extra accessories?
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Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened? scared:
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I had some annoying unwanted hair and applied a match, experimentally. NOt one to be repeated noooo:
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Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened? scared:
There are times when one might think of such things. eveilgrin:
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Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened? scared:
I am sure she has the necessary materials in her tat mountain (if she can find anything in there)
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I had some annoying unwanted hair and applied a match, experimentally. NOt one to be repeated noooo:
Given your track record Nick I'm half expecting to read a similar post in future concerning you and the hob/oven/bbq point:
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Well I have had the odd eyebrow problem, but haven't we all. And there was that bonfre. And that golf course happy088