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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 12:12:36 PM

Title: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 12:12:36 PM
And the moral of the story is, no matter what it costs you, when you break up with someone get the hell out of there.  eeek:

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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 12:15:35 PM
Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 12:16:19 PM
And the moral of the story is, no matter what it costs you, when you break up with someone get the hell out of there.  eeek:

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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
Obviously his wife also had a short fuse.
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 12:16:59 PM
Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:

It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 12:17:51 PM
oh cry:
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 22, 2007, 12:19:35 PM
Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:

It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they.  eveilgrin:

Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then  eeek:

Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 12:21:30 PM
Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my nose, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:

It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they.  eveilgrin:

Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then  eeek:

Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .

Ok, but the flames would lick at the base then which should be long enough for the skin to burn baby burn.
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 12:22:13 PM
Too much information, though perhaps Mr Wench is hairier than average. He is Welsh, after all surrender:
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2007, 12:22:32 PM
Is there any further information on how she did this? I assume the vodka was involved. True, I once set  fire to my   nose
, but that involved some annoying hair (now gone). I mean, they wouldn't normally burn, would they? scared2:
It/they tend to be covered in hair don't they.  eveilgrin:

Blimey - Mr Wench must be quite hirsute then  eeek:

Mine is definitely NOT covered in hair. There's hair growing at the base and round the ballbag, but. . . . . . .

My nose only has nostrils.

Where do you get these extra accessories?
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 12:23:32 PM
Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened?  scared:
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 12:23:46 PM
I had some annoying unwanted hair and applied a match, experimentally. NOt one to be repeated noooo:
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Bar Wench on August 22, 2007, 12:24:08 PM
Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened?  scared:

There are times when one might think of such things.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 12:24:38 PM
Is it just me or does Wenchy seem far too knowledgable about how it would have happened?  scared:

I am sure she has the necessary materials in her tat mountain (if she can find anything in there)
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 12:27:54 PM
I had some annoying unwanted hair and applied a match, experimentally. NOt one to be repeated noooo:

Given your track record Nick I'm half expecting to read a similar post in future concerning you and the hob/oven/bbq  point:
Title: Re: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 12:35:16 PM
Well I have had the odd eyebrow problem, but haven't we all. And there was that bonfre. And that golf course happy088