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Title: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM: Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2013, 09:07:07 AM: Ask Miss D for advice angel1

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Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 09:08:17 AM: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 09:36:19 AM: Packing up smoking usually puts on weight your metabolism slows down ... supposedly shrugs:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 09:58:29 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

Beer does it for me..... redface:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:01:13 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2013, 09:58:29 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

Beer does it for me..... redface:

At the moment trying nuts, dried apricots , advacado and 4 small meals a day.......

but the beer thing sounds better..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 10:22:02 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:01:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2013, 09:58:29 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

Beer does it for me..... redface:

At the moment trying nuts, dried apricots , advacado and 4 small meals a day.......

but the beer thing sounds better..... rubschin:

You know it makes sense... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:26:17 AM: Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2013, 10:22:02 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:01:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2013, 09:58:29 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

Beer does it for me..... redface:

At the moment trying nuts, dried apricots , advacado and 4 small meals a day.......

but the beer thing sounds better..... rubschin:

You know it makes sense... Thumbs:

Beers on you...... Thumbs: (health reasons)
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 10:37:11 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:26:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2013, 10:22:02 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:01:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 18, 2013, 09:58:29 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

Beer does it for me..... redface:

At the moment trying nuts, dried apricots , advacado and 4 small meals a day.......

but the beer thing sounds better..... rubschin:

You know it makes sense... Thumbs:

Beers on you...... Thumbs: (health reasons)

evil:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2013, 10:41:55 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 09:07:07 AM
Ask Miss D for advice angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fonv0frnlr%2Fdownload_1.jpg&hash=6a4f3ca4db1d3078e2fd7aa5e1a56e1055b8446f) (http://postimg.org/image/onv0frnlr/)

creme eggs

cream cakes

Fish and chips

chips

chips

chips

crisps

nuts

chips

chocolates

crisps

in fact foods starting with c are a good bet :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM: A C Food diet? rubschin:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:43:52 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2013, 10:41:55 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 09:07:07 AM
Ask Miss D for advice angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fonv0frnlr%2Fdownload_1.jpg&hash=6a4f3ca4db1d3078e2fd7aa5e1a56e1055b8446f) (http://postimg.org/image/onv0frnlr/)

creme eggs

cream cakes

Fish and chips

chips

chips

chips

crisps

nuts

chips

chocolates

crisps

in fact foods starting with c are a good bet :thumbsup:

crumpet........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2013, 10:45:30 AM: :thumbsup:

Croutons

Crepes

Cream cheese

Crumbles

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:47:20 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2013, 10:45:30 AM
:thumbsup:

Croutons

Crepes

Cream cheese

Crumbles

:thumbsup:

Crepes or wraps are recommended ......... Thumbs:

Just need to get my appetite back........ evil:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2013, 10:49:42 AM: I have no idea what that feels like redface:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2013, 10:56:28 AM: Quote from: boogs on October 18, 2013, 09:36:19 AM
Packing up smoking usually puts on weight your metabolism slows down ... supposedly shrugs:
And you find yourself snacking more
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 11:01:10 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

drumroll:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 11:17:56 AM: HRT was the only thing that worked for me Apey, but not sure 'how' it would work for you

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After almost a year I've slowly put back on 1/2 stone and appear to be keeping it on ;D
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2013, 11:20:02 AM: Quote from: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 11:17:56 AM
HRT was the only thing that worked for me

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmarlowescompounding.com%2Fportals%2F0%2Fhrt.jpg&hash=2af2c176c9a1291f0411548e63e6dfec19fb2167)

eeek:

You don't look at all how I imagined. ;)
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 11:20:38 AM: Quote from: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 11:17:56 AM
HRT was the only thing that worked for me Apey, but not sure 'how' it would work for you

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmarlowescompounding.com%2Fportals%2F0%2Fhrt.jpg&hash=2af2c176c9a1291f0411548e63e6dfec19fb2167)

After almost a year I've slowly put back on 1/2 stone and appear to be keeping it on ;D

Thumbs:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2013, 12:21:58 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

Quite so...

Cockles
Crabs
Caviare
Crevettes
Cod
Cat fish
Clown fish
Chub
Carp
Cobbler Conger eel
Crocodile.

Disclaimer: Some of these products may contain nuts, get hot when heated and may not necessarily live in the sea.
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 12:27:04 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2013, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

Quite so...

Cockles
Crabs
Caviare
Crevettes
Cod
Cat fish
Clown fish
Chub
Carp
Cobbler Conger eel
Crocodile.

Disclaimer: Some of these products may contain nuts, get hot when heated and may not necessarily live in the sea.

Miss D may have puked now...... ;D
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2013, 12:27:43 PM: Don't forget Crates of Pies
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 12:28:54 PM: Quote from: Steve on October 18, 2013, 12:27:43 PM
Don't forget Crates of Pies

Pie tomorrow........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2013, 12:38:10 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2013, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

Quite so...

Cockles
Crabs
Caviare
Crevettes
Cod
Cat fish
Clown fish
Chub
Carp
Cobbler Conger eel
Crocodile.

Disclaimer: Some of these products may contain nuts, get hot when heated and may not necessarily live in the sea.

Miss D may have puked now...... ;D

Foods of weighlessness noooo:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 18, 2013, 12:47:23 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

I have the same affliction, if that's the right word. I consume about 5,000 calories a day but my weight stays resolutely at 10 1/2 stone.

But as my parents used to say "You never see a fat pedigree" :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 12:51:29 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 18, 2013, 12:47:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

I have the same affliction, if that's the right word. I consume about 5,000 calories a day but my weight stays resolutely at 10 1/2 stone.

But as my parents used to say "You never see a fat pedigree" :thumbsup:

Thanks chum........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 01:11:12 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2013, 11:20:02 AM
Quote from: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 11:17:56 AM
HRT was the only thing that worked for me

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmarlowescompounding.com%2Fportals%2F0%2Fhrt.jpg&hash=2af2c176c9a1291f0411548e63e6dfec19fb2167)

eeek:

You don't look at all how I imagined. ;)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 02:03:51 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2013, 11:20:02 AM
Quote from: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 11:17:56 AM
HRT was the only thing that worked for me

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmarlowescompounding.com%2Fportals%2F0%2Fhrt.jpg&hash=2af2c176c9a1291f0411548e63e6dfec19fb2167)

eeek:

You don't look at all how I imagined. ;)

Imagination is dangerous eyes:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2013, 02:15:55 PM: BM on the other hand noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fvad7u2wx3%2Fweakling.jpg&hash=4ca9712dc6a4b0c64683876c569c414a17748250) (http://postimg.org/image/vad7u2wx3/)
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 02:22:20 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 02:15:55 PM
BM on the other hand noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fvad7u2wx3%2Fweakling.jpg&hash=4ca9712dc6a4b0c64683876c569c414a17748250) (http://postimg.org/image/vad7u2wx3/)

lol: lol: lol:

You forgot the thumb print on his head.
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2013, 02:23:26 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 12:51:29 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 18, 2013, 12:47:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

I have the same affliction, if that's the right word. I consume about 5,000 calories a day but my weight stays resolutely at 10 1/2 stone.

But as my parents used to say "You never see a fat pedigree" :thumbsup:

Thanks chum........ Thumbs:
I saw what you did there. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 02:25:29 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2013, 02:23:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 12:51:29 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 18, 2013, 12:47:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

I have the same affliction, if that's the right word. I consume about 5,000 calories a day but my weight stays resolutely at 10 1/2 stone.

But as my parents used to say "You never see a fat pedigree" :thumbsup:

Thanks chum........ Thumbs:
I saw what you did there. Thumbs:

So did I, after you pointed it out. redface:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 02:25:56 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2013, 02:23:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 12:51:29 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 18, 2013, 12:47:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

I have the same affliction, if that's the right word. I consume about 5,000 calories a day but my weight stays resolutely at 10 1/2 stone.

But as my parents used to say "You never see a fat pedigree" :thumbsup:

Thanks chum........ Thumbs:
I saw what you did there. Thumbs:

Never doubted you.......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 03:36:00 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 02:15:55 PM
BM on the other hand noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fvad7u2wx3%2Fweakling.jpg&hash=4ca9712dc6a4b0c64683876c569c414a17748250) (http://postimg.org/image/vad7u2wx3/)

This has been photo-shopped to make BM look aggressively masculine eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 03:37:00 PM: Quote from: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 03:36:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 02:15:55 PM
BM on the other hand noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fvad7u2wx3%2Fweakling.jpg&hash=4ca9712dc6a4b0c64683876c569c414a17748250) (http://postimg.org/image/vad7u2wx3/)

This has been photo-shopped to make BM look aggressively masculine eveilgrin:

Oi! cussing:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2013, 03:37:26 PM: Quote from: Landlady on October 18, 2013, 03:36:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 02:15:55 PM
BM on the other hand noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fvad7u2wx3%2Fweakling.jpg&hash=4ca9712dc6a4b0c64683876c569c414a17748250) (http://postimg.org/image/vad7u2wx3/)

This has been photo-shopped to make BM look aggressively masculine eveilgrin:
redface:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Just One More on October 18, 2013, 04:45:16 PM: Quote from: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 02:25:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2013, 02:23:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 12:51:29 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 18, 2013, 12:47:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Having lost nearly a stone this year due to work (long story) now trying to put on weight ,....all the intermong sites are for bodybuilding mongs ..... evil:

any tips welcomed ..........

I think beer ....... rubschin:

I have the same affliction, if that's the right word. I consume about 5,000 calories a day but my weight stays resolutely at 10 1/2 stone.

But as my parents used to say "You never see a fat pedigree" :thumbsup:

Thanks chum........ Thumbs:
I saw what you did there. Thumbs:

So did I, after you pointed it out. redface:

noooo: lol:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 12:44:47 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2013, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

Quite so...

Cockles
Crabs
Caviare
Crevettes
Cod
Cat fish
Clown fish
Chub
Carp
Cobbler Conger eel
Crocodile.

Disclaimer: Some of these products may contain nuts, get hot when heated and may not necessarily live in the sea.

Don't forget C-Bass . . .
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: apc2010 on October 21, 2013, 12:55:20 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 12:44:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2013, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

Quite so...

Cockles
Crabs
Caviare
Crevettes
Cod
Cat fish
Clown fish
Chub
Carp
Cobbler Conger eel
Crocodile.

Disclaimer: Some of these products may contain nuts, get hot when heated and may not necessarily live in the sea.

Don't forget C-Bass . . .

;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 01:12:49 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on October 21, 2013, 12:55:20 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 12:44:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2013, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

Quite so...

Cockles
Crabs
Caviare
Crevettes
Cod
Cat fish
Clown fish
Chub
Carp
Cobbler Conger eel
Crocodile.

Disclaimer: Some of these products may contain nuts, get hot when heated and may not necessarily live in the sea.

Don't forget C-Bass . . .

;D Thumbs:

. . . . and C-Bream
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2013, 02:38:02 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 01:12:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 21, 2013, 12:55:20 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 12:44:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2013, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

Quite so...

Cockles
Crabs
Caviare
Crevettes
Cod
Cat fish
Clown fish
Chub
Carp
Cobbler Conger eel
Crocodile.

Disclaimer: Some of these products may contain nuts, get hot when heated and may not necessarily live in the sea.

Don't forget C-Bass . . .

;D Thumbs:

. . . . and C-Bream

.... and C-Difficile
Title: Re: Trying to put on weight
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 03:01:33 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2013, 02:38:02 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 01:12:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 21, 2013, 12:55:20 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 21, 2013, 12:44:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 18, 2013, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 18, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
A C Food diet? rubschin:

Quite so...

Cockles
Crabs
Caviare
Crevettes
Cod
Cat fish
Clown fish
Chub
Carp
Cobbler Conger eel
Crocodile.

Disclaimer: Some of these products may contain nuts, get hot when heated and may not necessarily live in the sea.

Don't forget C-Bass . . .

;D Thumbs:

. . . . and C-Bream

.... and C-Difficile

. . . if you were crafty like, you could have an "each way" on a C-Horse too . . .