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Title: BM's excuse thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 20, 2013, 04:38:55 PM
Now LL has told us he gubbed it.....(thanks  Thumbs:) what excuses will he use..... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2013, 04:43:01 PM
Loads.  noooo:

It is a gubberama I tells yah.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2013, 05:08:17 PM
A big boy made me gub it?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2013, 05:09:50 PM
Beer poisoning  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 20, 2013, 05:16:41 PM
The sinkerator must be involved somehow...... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2013, 05:18:41 PM
Miss A's used underwear was still in the linen basket.  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2013, 05:42:04 PM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 21, 2013, 02:25:11 PM
He has been quiet today ....writing his resignation........ rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2013, 02:31:43 PM
With crayons?
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2013, 02:54:22 PM
Riting mi report....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 21, 2013, 02:56:03 PM
Riting mi report....  Thumbs:

On the sinkerator........ rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Cleaning?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2013, 02:58:44 PM
DEER MISS A

I AM SORY I GUBED ITT.

I CAN EXPLANE. THE MICROWAVE BLLO UP AND THEN I AHD TRUBLE WIT H YOUR SINK. THE CHAIR BROKE ITSLEF AND THEN THERE WAS A FLUDD. THE PRINTERS DONT WERK YET BUT I AM HOPEFUL

THE MAN SED THE FLOR CAN BE FIXED LIKE.

I ENCLOSE MY BIL

LUV

BM
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 21, 2013, 02:59:39 PM
DEER MISS A

I AM SORY I GUBED ITT.

I CAN EXPLANE. THE MICROWAVE BLLO UP AND THEN I AHD TRUBLE WIT H YOUR SINK. THE CHAIR BROKE ITSLEF AND THEN THERE WAS A FLUDD. THE PRINTERS DONT WERK YET BUT I AM HOPEFUL

THE MAN SED THE FLOR CAN BE FIXED LIKE.

I ENCLOSE MY BIL

LUV

BM

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2013, 02:59:55 PM
DEER MISS A

I AM SORY I GUBED ITT.

I CAN EXPLANE. THE MICROWAVE BLLO UP AND THEN I AHD TRUBLE WIT H YOUR SINK. THE CHAIR BROKE ITSLEF AND THEN THERE WAS A FLUDD. THE PRINTERS DONT WERK YET BUT I AM HOPEFUL

THE MAN SED THE FLOR CAN BE FIXED LIKE.

I ENCLOSE MY BIL

LUV

BM

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2013, 03:00:03 PM
DEER MISS A

I AM SORY I GUBED ITT.

I CAN EXPLANE. THE MICROWAVE BLLO UP AND THEN I AHD TRUBLE WIT H YOUR SINK. THE CHAIR BROKE ITSLEF AND THEN THERE WAS A FLUDD. THE PRINTERS DONT WERK YET BUT I AM HOPEFUL

THE MAN SED THE FLOR CAN BE FIXED LIKE.

I ENCLOSE MY BIL

LUV

BM

I could use that....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2013, 03:01:12 PM
PS THANX FOR ALL THE BEER
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
That is your best bet.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2013, 03:04:28 PM
PS THANX FOR ALL THE BEER

I won't use that....  redface:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Steve on October 21, 2013, 10:16:40 PM
DEER MISS A

I AM SORY I GUBED ITT.

I CAN EXPLANE. THE MICROWAVE BLLO UP AND THEN I AHD TRUBLE WIT H YOUR SINK. THE CHAIR BROKE ITSLEF AND THEN THERE WAS A FLUDD. THE PRINTERS DONT WERK YET BUT I AM HOPEFUL

THE MAN SED THE FLOR CAN BE FIXED LIKE.

I ENCLOSE MY BIL

LUV

BM

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
happy002
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Miss Adventure on October 22, 2013, 08:20:13 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2013, 08:25:33 AM
evil:

 redface:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Landlady on October 22, 2013, 11:06:06 AM
Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it  Shocked:


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me  Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2013, 11:22:31 AM
Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it  Shocked:


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me  Thumbs:
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Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Landlady on October 22, 2013, 11:37:01 AM
Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it  Shocked:


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me  Thumbs:
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Absolutely........................ goodjob:
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2013, 11:38:53 AM
Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it  Shocked:


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me  Thumbs:
happy001
Title: Re: BM's excuse thread
Post by: boogs on October 22, 2013, 05:12:51 PM
Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it  Shocked:


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me  Thumbs:

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