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Title: Haircut madness
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2013, 11:40:02 AM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2013, 11:48:16 AM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067

He dyed his orange tho......... whistle:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2013, 12:05:56 PM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067
happy001

All went wrong in your first 3 words imho, never get a man to cut your hair.

Anyway think yourself lucky you have hair to be cut
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2013, 01:13:15 PM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067

Time for a shave and polish by the sound of it.  noooo:


Possibly a bucket as well.
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2013, 01:13:58 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2013, 01:16:20 PM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067

Time for a shave and polish by the sound of it.  noooo:


Possibly a bucket as well.

LL cuts mine...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2013, 01:18:19 PM
Can't take her long  ::)
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2013, 01:22:31 PM
Can't take her long  ::)

 evil:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2013, 01:26:00 PM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067

Time for a shave and polish by the sound of it.  noooo:


Possibly a bucket as well.

LL cuts mine...  Thumbs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fvhn42rh19%2Fswastica_head.jpg&hash=04d9323a6c651164de2306555dcb3c8804414c61) (http://postimg.org/image/vhn42rh19/)
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2013, 01:38:46 PM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067

Time for a shave and polish by the sound of it.  noooo:


Possibly a bucket as well.

LL cuts mine...  Thumbs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fvhn42rh19%2Fswastica_head.jpg&hash=04d9323a6c651164de2306555dcb3c8804414c61) (http://postimg.org/image/vhn42rh19/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Landlady on October 22, 2013, 03:42:13 PM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067

Time for a shave and polish by the sound of it.  noooo:


Possibly a bucket as well.

LL cuts mine...  Thumbs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fvhn42rh19%2Fswastica_head.jpg&hash=04d9323a6c651164de2306555dcb3c8804414c61) (http://postimg.org/image/vhn42rh19/)

Dear Mr. D  Spank2:

I think you'll find my Germanic heritage prevents me from providing such a design haircut  eeek:

My latest creation on BM is far more similar to this

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snappypixels.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Fcrazy-haircuts-4-497x640.jpg&hash=0fb42c5fe927b6bc53155f60971cb1331b92e8a0)


as I am certain Miss. Boogs will verify  lol:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: boogs on October 22, 2013, 04:51:25 PM
Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"  evil:

Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet evil:

Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term evil:)

Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on evil:

Mistakenly  evil:

If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten" cussing:


 char067

Time for a shave and polish by the sound of it.  noooo:


Possibly a bucket as well.

LL cuts mine...  Thumbs:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fvhn42rh19%2Fswastica_head.jpg&hash=04d9323a6c651164de2306555dcb3c8804414c61) (http://postimg.org/image/vhn42rh19/)

Dear Mr. D  Spank2:

I think you'll find my Germanic heritage prevents me from providing such a design haircut  eeek:

My latest creation on BM is far more similar to this

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snappypixels.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Fcrazy-haircuts-4-497x640.jpg&hash=0fb42c5fe927b6bc53155f60971cb1331b92e8a0)


as I am certain Miss. Boogs will verify  lol:

Verified  Thumbs:    Shame he insisted on cutting the tail off tho confused:  sorry sis I did try to talk him out of it  noooo:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2013, 04:55:40 PM
Can't think why Nick but you reminded me of this...   angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweknowmemes.com%2Fgenerator%2Fuploads%2Fgenerated%2Fg1332244540333636447.jpg&hash=0da15a1ff29cf705889e916019b04a4c4fb8f16e)

Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: boogs on October 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Can't think why Nick but you reminded me of this...   angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweknowmemes.com%2Fgenerator%2Fuploads%2Fgenerated%2Fg1332244540333636447.jpg&hash=0da15a1ff29cf705889e916019b04a4c4fb8f16e)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2013, 05:11:29 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 22, 2013, 05:49:31 PM
I'm sure you look lovely  whistle:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2013, 05:52:01 PM
 cloud9:

Miss D luvs me  cloud9:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Misty on October 22, 2013, 06:22:56 PM
cloud9:

Miss D luvs me  cloud9:

 noooo: I see the barber damaged your sarcasm detector.  pathead:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2013, 06:25:12 PM
 sad32: sad32:

Et tu Foggy
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2013, 06:54:46 PM
sad32: sad32:

Et tu Foggy

 point:
Title: Re: Haircut madness
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2013, 07:00:00 PM
cloud9:

Miss D luvs me  cloud9:

 noooo: I see the barber damaged your sarcasm detector.  pathead:

I'm not entirely certain Nick had one to start with.  rubschin: