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Title: OMPH
Post by: boogs on October 25, 2013, 12:20:34 PM
 I rushed out the house yesterday morning late for the second day ... the next thing I know I am lying on my back on the path with a hooge lump on my head think I caught the step  not sure ... anyhow picked myself up an went back indoors  made myself a cuppa and promptly  fell asleep on the couch... woke up and remember thinking must get to werk .. went outside.

 Next thing I know I wake up on a trolly in A&E  with a paramedic at the side of me who informs me  I was lying in my driveway found by a neighbour who called for ambulance.... after many tests xrays and an overnight observation it has been concluded that contrary to popular belief yes I do have a brain ... but I am suffering from concussion...came home sometime this morning not sure when been sleeping on and off since

 Got one hell of a headache .......

Hope to catch up later what has happened on here....
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2013, 12:21:44 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2013, 12:34:27 PM
Oh Boooger! happy100

I wondered where you were....
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2013, 12:35:54 PM
Get all betterer soon Boogs
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: apc2010 on October 25, 2013, 12:39:22 PM
Poor Boogers,,,,,,, eeek:  come for a holiday,,,,,,,, Thumbs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 25, 2013, 12:41:55 PM
Good grief! Take care of yourself young lady.  happy100

That is no way for a lassie to get a sair heid.  noooo:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Landlady on October 25, 2013, 03:13:21 PM
Oh you poor little soul.............................Get well soon lovely xx
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on October 25, 2013, 03:20:23 PM
Thank you all   cloud9:  Will feel betterer when the head clears  ::)  I just wish I knew what happened  rubschin: stupid owld mare  noooo:

Would love to come back Apey  cloud9:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2013, 03:33:40 PM
Sounds like you tripped up.  One of the good things about knocking yourself out is you usually can't remember much.  Saves all that  redface:

One of the bad things is concussion can go on for a while so take care and make sure someone gets you your Friday chips and fish.
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Blimey Boogs.  eeek:

Sorry to hear about that, I hope you are on the mend.

Get well soon.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 25, 2013, 08:13:15 PM
 eeek:  Good Gracious.   I do hope you are being watched over carefully.   happy100

Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Just One More on October 25, 2013, 09:33:21 PM
I wondered why there was no toast, tea and coffee.  redface:

See you take care Boogs x
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2013, 06:33:53 AM
Poor you ....make sure everyone looks after you and don't tell em when you feel betterer so they can continue doing that for a little while longer  ;)
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on October 26, 2013, 08:28:28 AM
Poor you ....make sure everyone looks after you and don't tell em when you feel betterer so they can continue doing that for a little while longer  ;)

Good thinking that gerl  Thumbs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2013, 10:20:12 AM
Poor you ....make sure everyone looks after you and don't tell em when you feel betterer so they can continue doing that for a little while longer  ;)

Good thinking that gerl  Thumbs:
We werldly-wise chaps know you wimmin do that.
It backfires on you because we turn the pampering off early on the assumption that you are fully recovered and trying it on.  ;)
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 26, 2013, 11:38:48 PM
Hope you're feeling better soon Boogs.

I too have an OMPH due to me head-butting a rather solid metal bar inside a little ATR72 aeroplane. Claret everywhere  noooo:

The office kindly told me to "finish the load up, push the plane out and then come back to the office to complete an accident report"  ::)
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2013, 06:45:38 AM
Hope you're feeling better soon Boogs.

I too have an OMPH due to me head-butting a rather solid metal bar inside a little ATR72 aeroplane. Claret everywhere  noooo:

The office kindly told me to "finish the load up, push the plane out and then come back to the office to complete an accident report"  ::)

pathead:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2013, 07:09:08 AM
Hope you're feeling better soon Boogs.

I too have an OMPH due to me head-butting a rather solid metal bar inside a little ATR72 aeroplane. Claret everywhere  noooo:

The office kindly told me to "finish the load up, push the plane out and then come back to the office to complete an accident report"  ::)

pathead:

Mind you don't touch his poorly bit BM.  noooo:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2013, 07:22:52 AM
Hope you're feeling better soon Boogs.

I too have an OMPH due to me head-butting a rather solid metal bar inside a little ATR72 aeroplane. Claret everywhere  noooo:

The office kindly told me to "finish the load up, push the plane out and then come back to the office to complete an accident report"  ::)

pathead:

Mind you don't touch his poorly bit BM.  noooo:

As if I would....  whistle:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Just One More on October 27, 2013, 07:55:22 AM
How did you get that nasty bump on your head Nigel? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1A0eXlcRn0#)
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2013, 08:10:08 AM
How did you get that nasty bump on your head Nigel? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1A0eXlcRn0#)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2013, 08:24:04 AM
How did you get that nasty bump on your head Nigel? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1A0eXlcRn0#)

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on October 27, 2013, 09:33:55 AM
Hope you're feeling better soon Boogs.

I too have an OMPH due to me head-butting a rather solid metal bar inside a little ATR72 aeroplane. Claret everywhere  noooo:

The office kindly told me to "finish the load up, push the plane out and then come back to the office to complete an accident report"  ::)

 happy100

Oh dear TMR  that sounds  nasty have you had it checked out   eeek:  bloody typical of employers tho...

Hope you feel better soon too ... Thumbs:

 Mine has reduced to a dull ache today .... Thank goodness... Thumbs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Steve on October 27, 2013, 09:35:06 AM
How did you get that nasty bump on your head Nigel? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1A0eXlcRn0#)

happy001  a classic

Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on October 27, 2013, 10:09:23 AM

How did you get that nasty bump on your head Nigel? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1A0eXlcRn0#)

  happy002 happy002 happy002 Had forgotten that one remember it happening  ...
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 29, 2013, 08:01:13 AM
 eeek: Good grief you turn your back for five minutes and there are bodies and blood everywhere, more sawdust for the pub floor BM.

Take care you two. happy100 happy100
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2013, 09:09:40 AM
Good grief you turn your back for five minutes and there are bodies and blood everywhere,
Well, if you will carry that scythe over your shoulder all the time....  ::)
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2013, 06:22:34 PM
Good grief you turn your back for five minutes and there are bodies and blood everywhere,
Well, if you will carry that scythe over your shoulder all the time....  ::)


 lol: lol:

It's not a scythe it's a mop I am the Grime reaper.  Opticians for you, young fellow me lad.
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 06:25:08 PM
Good grief you turn your back for five minutes and there are bodies and blood everywhere,
Well, if you will carry that scythe over your shoulder all the time....  ::)


 lol: lol:

It's not a scythe it's a mop I am the Grime reaper.  Opticians for you, young fellow me lad.

 drumroll: ;D
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2013, 06:52:25 PM
Good grief you turn your back for five minutes and there are bodies and blood everywhere,
Well, if you will carry that scythe over your shoulder all the time....  ::)


 lol: lol:

It's not a scythe it's a mop I am the Grime reaper.  Opticians for you, young fellow me lad.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 04, 2013, 09:22:14 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 09:25:26 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:

How old is she...?
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2013, 09:31:46 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:

Happy100

 A 21 year old is no good to a mature woman like your goodself....  ;)
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 04, 2013, 09:53:43 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:

How old is she...?

37  noooo:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 09:55:38 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:

How old is she...?

37  noooo:

Fair play to her ........ Thumbs:



(give her Baldy's website  whistle:).....
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2013, 10:03:40 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:

How old is she...?

37  noooo:

Fair play to her ........ Thumbs:



(give her Baldy's phone number  whistle:).....
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 11:07:13 PM
Back on topic .....No Boogs today........ rubschin:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2013, 11:14:45 PM
I'm here been at werk  then shopping on the way home :thumbsup:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2013, 11:15:33 PM
I'm here been at werk  then shopping on the way home :thumbsup:

Morning Boogs.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2013, 11:17:47 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:

How old is she...?

37  noooo:

Good on her if she is happy  Shrugs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 11:19:25 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:

How old is she...?

37  noooo:

Good on her if she is happy  Shrugs:

Of course she is happy .........she's getting some........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2013, 11:23:06 PM
Monday ....not a good night to go out drinking with the girls especially when one of them is 'doing' a 21 year old and insists on telling you all about it  cussing:

How old is she...?

37  noooo:

Good on her if she is happy  Shrugs:

Of course she is happy .........she's getting some........ Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2013, 11:28:07 PM
Mr Thread.  noooo:

Just give her my number.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2013, 11:34:41 PM
I'm here been at werk  then shopping on the way home :thumbsup:

Morning Boogs.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

Mr Thread.  noooo:

Just give her my number.  Thumbs:

I think you may be a bit too old  eeek:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 11:36:20 PM
I'm here been at werk  then shopping on the way home :thumbsup:

Morning Boogs.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

Mr Thread.  noooo:

Just give her my number.  Thumbs:

I think you may be a bit too old  eeek:

 point:


But he has tablets....... rubschin:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2013, 11:37:58 PM
I'm here been at werk  then shopping on the way home :thumbsup:

Morning Boogs.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

Mr Thread.  noooo:

Just give her my number.  Thumbs:

I think you may be a bit too old  eeek:

 point:


But he has tablets....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2013, 11:46:19 PM
I'm here been at werk  then shopping on the way home :thumbsup:

Morning Boogs.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

Mr Thread.  noooo:

Just give her my number.  Thumbs:

I think you may be a bit too old  eeek:

 point:


But he has tablets....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

 cussing:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 10:13:16 AM
Good grief you turn your back for five minutes and there are bodies and blood everywhere,
Well, if you will carry that scythe over your shoulder all the time....  ::)


 lol: lol:

It's not a scythe it's a mop I am the Grime reaper.  Opticians for you, young fellow me lad.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

 redface: I went to Spicsavers as you suggested and it was full of Puerto Ricans in Salvation Army uniforms.   Shrugs:
Title: Re: OMPH
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2013, 10:35:37 AM
Good grief you turn your back for five minutes and there are bodies and blood everywhere,
Well, if you will carry that scythe over your shoulder all the time....  ::)


 lol: lol:

It's not a scythe it's a mop I am the Grime reaper.  Opticians for you, young fellow me lad.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

 redface: I went to Spicsavers as you suggested and it was full of Puerto Ricans in Salvation Army uniforms.   Shrugs:
rubschin: Weird, sure they weren't the Four Norsemen

"Grime Reaper"  happy001