The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 03:15:37 PM
-
Hi, I am outside your house (message)
Hi I am outside your pub (message)
Call back
NUMBER WITHELD (OR WITHHELD, whatever)
GOne!
I WAS IN THE GARDEN HANGING OUT BEDCLOTHES COS THE CAT PEED ALL OVER THE BED AND I HAD TO WASH THEM TWICE/
HEAVENS evil:
-
Hi, I am outside your house (message)
Hi I am outside your pub (message)
Call back
NUMBER WITHELD (OR WITHHELD, whatever)
GOne!
I WAS IN THE GARDEN HANGING OUT BEDCLOTHES COS THE CAT PEED ALL OVER THE BED AND I HAD TO WASH THEM TWICE/
HEAVENS evil:
That what Chester does to you...... noooo:
-
He doesn't hang about does he? eeek:
On the other hand, how long does it take you to hang clothes up? eeek:
-
Hi, I am outside your house (message)
Hi I am outside your pub (message)
Call back
NUMBER WITHELD (OR WITHHELD, whatever)
GOne!
I WAS IN THE GARDEN HANGING OUT BEDCLOTHES COS THE CAT PEED ALL OVER THE BED AND I HAD TO WASH THEM TWICE/
HEAVENS evil:
See Snoopy, I told you trying that little trick would drive Nick nuts whistle:
-
Nick also appears to have gone CAP LOCK CRAZY eeek:
-
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy freddy:
-
evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
-
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy freddy:
was Nick wearing his green suit ?
-
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy freddy:
was Nick wearing his green suit ?
shrugs: Could have been in his Birthday suit for all I know. I didn't get to see him. evil:
-
I was NOT evil:
-
I went downwind of the washing. Still eye watering cry:
ANd now the
Spanish are turning up!
-
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy freddy:
A normal person probably 5 minutes..........Captain Calamity however? Given the multitude of catastrophic possibilities it could take him decades point:
-
Spanish are turning up!
No body expects the Spanish Inqui.....
Oooops... wrong thread...sorry
-
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy freddy:
A normal person probably 5 minutes..........Captain Calamity however? Given the multitude of catastrophic possibilities it could take him decades point:
'spect he was making the pegs. ::)
-
ANd now the
Spanish are turning up!
....and the BBC were there doing a live broadcast too, right opposite your castle @ 6:50pm. eeek:
Were where you, and more to the point, why wasn't 'The Boy' there, dancing behind the presenter, or pulling the lead out of the camera? ::)
Golden opportunity for national fame gone. noooo:
You're a constant dissapointment. sad32:
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
-
Has the world gone mad?
Here is a rather accident prone Job like Snoopy ... I believe an adult male and house husband of some skill and experience, with a seemingly rational family for whom he works hard "looking after"..
How can I understand this seemingly intelligent male even permitting in his home a pet cat who seems to be singularly undistinguished in every respect except PISSING ON THE MARITAL BED?
Why is that abominable creature not on its way to the Council Pound by the swiftest possible route, or am I missing something here.
Like a feline that recites the Bhagavad Gita in Hindi or mix an uncommonly decent Dry Martini cocktail!
There just ha to be a reason, Snoopy, or are you quite demented? noooo:
-
Is it just me or has Mozo taken a firm hold of the wrong end of the stick?
-
He does seem to think the cat (Marmite) is mine when in fact it is yours ~ otherwise he seems to have got it about right. lol:
-
Is it just me or has Mozo taken a firm hold of the wrong end of the stick?
whacky115
-
Is it just me or has Mozo taken a firm hold of the wrong end of the stick?
Which end are you holding?
Hi Mozo. Found your way back OK then?
-
Is it just me or has Mozo taken a firm hold of the wrong end of the stick?
Which end are you holding?
Hi Mozo. Found your way back OK then?
Thought he'd left. happy088
Never mind. Can't win em all. ::)
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
Or pinch her arse if you want to risk an ?80 fine... whistle:
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
Or pinch her arse if you want to risk an ?80 fine... whistle:
It's a geezer, so not much chance of that. noooo:
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
I still have no idea what they are broadcasting though. When is it on the tely box?
And if we had been better co-ordinated you could have shown Snoopy your Swamp!
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
Or pinch her arse if you want to risk an ?80 fine... whistle:
It's a geezer, so not much chance of that. noooo:
If it is a geezer it is only ?40 prolly - think of the publicity for the swamp! whistle:
-
Has the world gone mad?
Here is a rather accident prone Job like Snoopy ... I believe an adult male and house husband of some skill and experience, with a seemingly rational family for whom he works hard "looking after"..
How can I understand this seemingly intelligent male even permitting in his home a pet cat who seems to be singularly undistinguished in every respect except PISSING ON THE MARITAL BED?
Why is that abominable creature not on its way to the Council Pound by the swiftest possible route, or am I missing something here.
Like a feline that recites the Bhagavad Gita in Hindi or mix an uncommonly decent Dry Martini cocktail!
There just ha to be a reason, Snoopy, or are you quite demented? noooo:
You have the wrong end of every stick!
Apart from the obvious Snoopy/Nick mix up, You seem to failed to grasp that the cat is a feline version of YOU
In the more civilised area of the world, we tend to have some respect for our elders and indulge their little foibles and accidents in return for the long and happy acquaintance of the past.
If that is so hard for you to stomach then I suggest some steps to remove from the planet yourself before it happens to you.
While I laugh at Nick and his troubles, I have the greatest respect for the stoic way that he assists the cat through its difficulties.
I hope whoever has to end up looking after me can do it with such style.
P.S. Although I would be thinking about a waterproof bedcover by now.....
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
I still have no idea what they are broadcasting though. When is it on the tely box?
And if we had been better co-ordinated you could have shown Snoopy your Swamp!
Christ on a bike Nick. THEY WERE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE FFS!
eeek:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6950000/newsid_6959400/6959498.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm&news=1&ms3=4
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
I still have no idea what they are broadcasting though. When is it on the tely box?
And if we had been better co-ordinated you could have shown Snoopy your Swamp!
Christ on a bike Nick. THEY WERE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE FFS!
eeek:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6950000/newsid_6959400/6959498.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm&news=1&ms3=4
Nick lives in an ice cream shop? eeek:
-
All that and he all did was eat an ice cream on expenses!!
noooo:
Bill Collier is full of himself this morning. I notice he had a clean white coat on. Most odd!
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
I still have no idea what they are broadcasting though. When is it on the tely box?
And if we had been better co-ordinated you could have shown Snoopy your Swamp!
Christ on a bike Nick. THEY WERE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE FFS!
eeek:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6950000/newsid_6959400/6959498.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm&news=1&ms3=4
Mmmmm, just watched it. So, we now know that Nick lives in a shop (or above it) and that the Boy's entrepreneurial activities involve flogging cheap tat (buckets and spades etc.) for inflated prices on the sea front!
And as for Gordon asking a woman in the shop if she wanted "a lick of mine" - well, the mind positively boggles!
P.S. Was that one of your landies tramping down the beach Growler?
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
I still have no idea what they are broadcasting though. When is it on the tely box?
And if we had been better co-ordinated you could have shown Snoopy your Swamp!
Christ on a bike Nick. THEY WERE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE FFS!
eeek:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6950000/newsid_6959400/6959498.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm&news=1&ms3=4
Nick lives in an ice cream shop? eeek:
No, I live very close to an ice cream shop (which is also a Post Office) ;)
OK?
-
We questioned them intensely. They couldn't get a signal! I told them!!
What do you mean, "they couldn't get a signal?" rubschin:
They were supposed to be broadcasting, NOT watching.
All came through crystal clear here without your assistance.
They're over this side at Eastham ferry this evening.
Shall I go and stand behind the interviewer, and do a quick 'moonie' p'raps?
I still have no idea what they are broadcasting though. When is it on the tely box?
And if we had been better co-ordinated you could have shown Snoopy your Swamp!
Christ on a bike Nick. THEY WERE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE FFS!
eeek:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6950000/newsid_6959400/6959498.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm&news=1&ms3=4
SO WAS I but he didn't notice that either. evil:
-
I W A S I N T H E G A R D E N
ok?
-
I W A S I N T H E G A R D E N
ok?
NO!
Try:
http://www.specsavers.co.uk
I'll come and collect you and take you if you like. ::)
-
I was when Snoopy phoned!
-
Has the world gone mad?
Here is a rather accident prone Job like Snoopy ... I believe an adult male and house husband of some skill and experience, with a seemingly rational family for whom he works hard "looking after"..
How can I understand this seemingly intelligent male even permitting in his home a pet cat who seems to be singularly undistinguished in every respect except PISSING ON THE MARITAL BED?
Why is that abominable creature not on its way to the Council Pound by the swiftest possible route, or am I missing something here.
Like a feline that recites the Bhagavad Gita in Hindi or mix an uncommonly decent Dry Martini cocktail!
There just ha to be a reason, Snoopy, or are you quite demented? noooo:
You have the wrong end of every stick!
Apart from the obvious Snoopy/Nick mix up, You seem to failed to grasp that the cat is a feline version of YOU
In the more civilised area of the world, we tend to have some respect for our elders and indulge their little foibles and accidents in return for the long and happy acquaintance of the past.
If that is so hard for you to stomach then I suggest some steps to remove from the planet yourself before it happens to you.
While I laugh at Nick and his troubles, I have the greatest respect for the stoic way that he assists the cat through its difficulties.
I hope whoever has to end up looking after me can do it with such style.
P.S. Although I would be thinking about a waterproof bedcover by now.....
A sterling case for the Feline Rights Act if ever I heard one (not excluding ageism either)
-
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy freddy:
A normal person probably 5 minutes..........Captain Calamity however? Given the multitude of catastrophic possibilities it could take him decades point:
'spect he was making the pegs. ::)
Could you smell burning perchance? eeek:
-
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy freddy:
A normal person probably 5 minutes..........Captain Calamity however? Given the multitude of catastrophic possibilities it could take him decades point:
'spect he was making the pegs. ::)
Could you smell burning perchance? eeek:
Now you come to mention it ... rubschin: