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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2013, 09:45:13 AM
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They are frickin everywhere at the moment .
Standing by bustops , outside train stations , shopping precints etc. Have they gone forth and multiplied rapidly overnight ? rubschin:
They even have their kit with them now.....portable display stand that take up valuable pavement space.
What is the point ?
Who is going to be waiting for their bus and then see two wholesome characters ( they always travel in pairs - they must have a elf and safety policy that the Lord requires 2 of them at all times otherwise his insurance isn't valid rubschin: ) and suddenly go - you know what I want to become a Jehovah's Witness ! rubschin:
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Weird thing is it must work or they wouldn't keep on doing it.
Maybe you should wind them up by saying you want to join and declaring a few interesting sins rubschin:
Or get hold of some copies of the Book of Mormon and try to convert them :thumbsup:
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But one of two of the male varities I've noticed (don't get many of them over here......more of the 'm's) are rather kind on the tired old eyeballs redface: and when you've reached the slightly invisible woman stage it's good to be chatted to by a nice young man Shocked:
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I suppose they do wear suits rubschin:
I like a man in a suit cloud9:
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I like a man out of a suit too though ;)
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I like a man out of a suit too though ;)
I'll even take one half in and half out eyes:
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They tend to fall over then though lol:
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noooo:
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They tend to fall over then though lol:
You understand my plan then whistle:
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Aaaahhh the man that falls over getting out of his gear rather than what you are used to ...the man falling over getting over his beer :thumbsup:
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lol: lol: lol: You two are very bad, very bad indeed. :thumbsup:
It could be that JWs are rather like ladybirds there is a certain musty smell of rotting bibles that hangs around in the air and at this time of year they follow it to a church somewhere where they can hibernate in peace.
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I like a man in a suit
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Can I say it ? rubschin:
Should I say it ? rubschin:
Course I should
That wouldn't get me wet lol:
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Mr Thread?
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Can I say it ? rubschin:
Should I say it ? rubschin:
Course I should
That wouldn't get me wet lol:
Very safe though :thumbsup:
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Ahhh ladies after my own heart cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Only thing I would say is I am not slightly invisible but fully .... it does have it's advantages you can get away with loads cause nobody takes you seriously ... ;)
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Can I say it ? rubschin:
Should I say it ? rubschin:
Course I should
That wouldn't get me wet lol:
happy001 happy001
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lol: lol: lol:
Must remember to leave the dog out tonight.... whistle:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Ahhh ladies after my own heart cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Only thing I would say is I am not slightly invisible but fully .... it does have it's advantages you can get away with loads cause nobody takes you seriously ... ;)
Maybe we should start our own splinter group pub. The invisible VP could be great. I believe and I am open to correction, Miss D is marginal Miss T doesn't qualify the rest of us can be there as much as we want to. ;D
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With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms :thumbsup:
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With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms :thumbsup:
I made a wooden car once.... Thumbs:
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Ahhh ladies after my own heart cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Only thing I would say is I am not slightly invisible but fully .... it does have it's advantages you can get away with loads cause nobody takes you seriously ... ;)
Maybe we should start our own splinter group pub. The invisible VP could be great. I believe and I am open to correction, Miss D is marginal Miss T doesn't qualify the rest of us can be there as much as we want to. ;D
Excellent idea Miss C we could do exactly what we wanted and nobody would notice angel1 Shame about Miss T tho couldn't we find some clause that would give her membership .... rubschin:
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With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms :thumbsup:
I made a wooden car once.... Thumbs:
Woodn't go ?
redface: redface: redface:
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With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms :thumbsup:
I made a wooden car once.... Thumbs:
Woodn't go ?
redface: redface: redface:
lol: lol:
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Joke #636591
". . . . Oh, wooden eye!"
redface:
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With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms :thumbsup:
I made a wooden car once.... Thumbs:
Woodn't go ?
redface: redface: redface:
Knot with that hole in it.
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Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could. evil:
I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see. cussing:
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Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could. evil:
I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see. cussing:
Would that be the one on your left shoulder that points at your head the neon one rubschin:
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Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could. evil:
I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see. cussing:
I quite like convertibles.
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Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could. evil:
I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see. cussing:
I quite like convertibles.
Your Isadora Duncan obsession is getting worse. noooo:
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Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could. evil:
I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see. cussing:
I quite like convertibles.
Your Isadora Duncan obsession is getting worse. noooo:
lol: redface: Is it possible to stalk dead people? I suppose not given that on the whole they remain stationary. rubschin:
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Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could. evil:
I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see. cussing:
I quite like convertibles.
Your Isadora Duncan obsession is getting worse. noooo:
lol: redface: Is it possible to stalk dead people? I suppose not given that on the whole they remain stationary. rubschin:
Not all tho Miss C Isadora may be an unsettled soul .. She did have a bit of an unsettling ending scared2: scared2: scared2: