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Title: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2013, 09:45:13 AM
They are frickin everywhere at the moment .

Standing by bustops , outside train stations , shopping precints etc. Have they gone forth and multiplied rapidly overnight ?  rubschin:

They even have their kit with them now.....portable display stand that take up valuable pavement space.

What is the point ?

Who is going to be waiting for their bus and then see two wholesome characters ( they always travel in pairs - they must have a elf and safety policy that the Lord requires 2 of them at all times otherwise his insurance isn't valid  rubschin: ) and suddenly go - you know what I want to become a Jehovah's Witness !  rubschin:

Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2013, 09:49:02 AM
Weird thing is it must work or they wouldn't keep on doing it.

Maybe you should wind them up by saying you want to join and declaring a few interesting sins  rubschin:

Or get hold of some copies of the Book of Mormon and try to convert them :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Landlady on October 30, 2013, 09:50:12 AM
But one of two of the male varities I've noticed (don't get many of them over here......more of the 'm's) are rather kind on the tired old eyeballs  redface: and when you've reached the slightly invisible woman stage it's good to be chatted to by a nice young man  Shocked:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2013, 09:51:22 AM
I suppose they do wear suits  rubschin:

I like a man in a suit  cloud9:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2013, 09:51:44 AM
I like a man out of a suit too though   ;)
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Landlady on October 30, 2013, 10:03:17 AM
I like a man out of a suit too though   ;)

I'll even take one half in and half out  eyes:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2013, 10:09:18 AM
They tend to fall over then though  lol:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2013, 10:11:40 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Landlady on October 30, 2013, 10:13:12 AM
They tend to fall over then though  lol:

You understand my plan then  whistle:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2013, 10:22:00 AM
Aaaahhh the man that falls over getting out of his gear rather than what you are used to ...the man falling over getting over his beer  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 30, 2013, 10:35:56 AM
 lol: lol: lol: You two are very bad, very bad indeed. :thumbsup:

It could be that JWs are rather like ladybirds there is a certain musty smell of rotting bibles that hangs around in the air and at this time of year they follow it to a church somewhere where they can hibernate in peace.
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 11:42:39 AM
I like a man in a suit

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Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 30, 2013, 11:56:05 AM
Can I say it ?  rubschin:

Should I say it ?  rubschin:

Course I should

That wouldn't get me wet  lol:

Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2013, 11:57:12 AM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 12:15:45 PM
Can I say it ?  rubschin:

Should I say it ?  rubschin:

Course I should

That wouldn't get me wet  lol:

Very safe though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: boogs on October 30, 2013, 01:16:11 PM
Ahhh ladies after my own heart  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Only thing I would say is I am not slightly invisible but fully .... it does have it's advantages you can get away with loads cause nobody takes you seriously ... ;)
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: barmisspah? on October 30, 2013, 03:07:38 PM
Can I say it ?  rubschin:

Should I say it ?  rubschin:

Course I should

That wouldn't get me wet  lol:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2013, 06:51:03 AM

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Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2013, 06:52:44 AM

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 lol: lol: lol:

Must remember to leave the dog out tonight....  whistle:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2013, 07:28:12 AM

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 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 31, 2013, 08:25:05 AM
Ahhh ladies after my own heart  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Only thing I would say is I am not slightly invisible but fully .... it does have it's advantages you can get away with loads cause nobody takes you seriously ... ;)


Maybe we should start our own splinter group pub.  The invisible VP could be great.  I believe and I am open to correction, Miss D is marginal Miss T doesn't qualify the rest of us can be there as much as we want to.  ;D
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2013, 08:28:11 AM
With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2013, 09:04:52 AM
With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms  :thumbsup:

I made a wooden car once....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: boogs on October 31, 2013, 09:42:13 AM
Ahhh ladies after my own heart  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Only thing I would say is I am not slightly invisible but fully .... it does have it's advantages you can get away with loads cause nobody takes you seriously ... ;)


Maybe we should start our own splinter group pub.  The invisible VP could be great.  I believe and I am open to correction, Miss D is marginal Miss T doesn't qualify the rest of us can be there as much as we want to.  ;D

Excellent idea Miss C we could do exactly what we wanted and nobody would notice  angel1 Shame about Miss T tho couldn't we find some clause that would give her membership .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2013, 09:50:56 AM
With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms  :thumbsup:

I made a wooden car once....  Thumbs:

Woodn't go  ?

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: boogs on October 31, 2013, 09:52:07 AM
With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms  :thumbsup:

I made a wooden car once....  Thumbs:

Woodn't go  ?

 redface: redface: redface:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2013, 11:35:32 AM
Joke #636591

". . . . Oh, wooden eye!"

 redface:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2013, 05:47:37 PM
With invisible wooden seats to you can get splinters in your invisible bottoms  :thumbsup:

I made a wooden car once....  Thumbs:

Woodn't go  ?

 redface: redface: redface:

Knot with that hole in it.


Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2013, 08:59:34 AM
Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could.  evil:

I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see.  cussing:

Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: boogs on November 08, 2013, 09:56:40 AM
Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could.  evil:

I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see.  cussing:

Would that be the one on your left shoulder that points at your head the neon one     rubschin:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 08, 2013, 10:09:45 AM
Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could.  evil:

I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see.  cussing:

I quite like convertibles.
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2013, 10:44:46 AM
Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could.  evil:

I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see.  cussing:

I quite like convertibles.

Your Isadora Duncan obsession is getting worse.  noooo:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 09, 2013, 08:13:51 AM
Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could.  evil:

I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see.  cussing:

I quite like convertibles.

Your Isadora Duncan obsession is getting worse.  noooo:

 lol:  redface: Is it possible to stalk dead people?  I suppose not given that on the whole they remain stationary. rubschin:
Title: Re: Plague of JW's
Post by: boogs on November 09, 2013, 12:49:27 PM
Falmouth used to be godawful for these buggers at the end of the summer, JW's, Mormons, Evangelists, Church of the Christ Scientist, Scientologists all used to come crawling out of the bleedin woodwork on a mission to convert everyone they could.  evil:

I apparently have a neon sign with 'HERETIC HERE' written on it that only they can see.  cussing:

I quite like convertibles.

Your Isadora Duncan obsession is getting worse.  noooo:

 lol:  redface: Is it possible to stalk dead people?  I suppose not given that on the whole they remain stationary. rubschin:

Not all tho Miss C  Isadora may be an unsettled soul .. She did have a bit of an unsettling ending   scared2: scared2: scared2: