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Title: Boy is accused of sausage assault
Post by: Pastis on August 22, 2007, 04:06:49 PM

Is there something we should be told?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6958826.stm

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The Boy was accused of throwing the pork snack at a 74-year-old man in Woodhouse Park, south Manchester.

 eeek:

I suppose it could happen to anyone... err... anywhere...

Title: Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 04:16:24 PM

S'normal. Why they prosecute I canna say. August praps cry:

Title: Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 04:49:07 PM

Ridiculous cussing:

Title: Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 22, 2007, 05:05:04 PM

When I read the title of this thread, my immediate reaction was:

"Oh my God! I thought Nick had said he'd gone shooting? So what's he doing assaulting people with snorkers?"

And then I looked at the initiating author, only to be thankful it was not Nick. Still read the thread though, in case it still was 'The Boy'.

Title: Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
Post by: Berek on August 22, 2007, 06:08:07 PM

i'm always waving my porky chopper around *






















* although you DO need a magnifying glass..

Title: Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 06:09:33 PM

We do indeed. I am resorting to the microscope now!