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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2013, 06:31:40 PM
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None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact
I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that. Do we need a poll? No say I, we need a hospital.
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None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact
I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that. Do we need a poll? No say I, we need a hospital.
I am already helping him spend his money ....... Thumbs:
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None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact
I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that. Do we need a poll? No say I, we need a hospital.
A mental hospital I should think... lol:
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I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:
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None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact
I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that. Do we need a poll? No say I, we need a hospital.
Excellent idea Miss C a Bickering cottage hospital perhaps would suffice ... Perhaps we could have a geriatric home at the side for when we all need it... For some of us it will not be long before it is necessary.. confused:
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I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:
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I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:
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Can we just check how we will ensure that everyone availing themselves of its services are actually entitled and that, presumably, we won't be requiring an A&E Department. rubschin:
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Just don't give Nick membership then :thumbsup:
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I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:
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Can we just check how we will ensure that everyone availing themselves of its services are actually entitled and that, presumably, we won't be requiring an A&E Department. rubschin:
A £200 deposit you say....? rubschin:
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.
happy001
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.
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lol: lol: lol:
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL? I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.
With regards to your question eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL? I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.
With regards to your question eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:
Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one whistle:
Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff
And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................
And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves
Think I've really got into this theme cloud9:
Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me redface:
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Baldy has uniforms........ Thumbs:
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL? I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.
With regards to your question eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:
Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one whistle:
Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff
And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................
And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves
Think I've really got into this theme cloud9:
Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me redface:
I am in broad agreement with the spirit of proper nursing you describe.
However, I must point out that the upside-down pin-on watches are an open invitation to unwanted boob attention.
As for the starched hats . . .
rubschin:
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL? I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.
With regards to your question eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:
Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one whistle:
Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff
And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................
And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves
Think I've really got into this theme cloud9:
Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me redface:
I am in broad agreement with the spirit of proper nursing you describe.
However, I must point out that the upside-down pin-on watches are an open invitation to unwanted boob attention.
As for the starched hats . . .
rubschin:
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But I still want one ...................... cloud9: I don't know what happened to my Mum's, or the belt etc sad24:
Good try on the sisters hat but not quite the real turnip I'm afraid - I have tried searching the inter web myself but can find no correct cap - Mum's was much higher and frillier around the top.............I used to think she looks beautiful in her uniform cloud9:
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I've been searching the Intermong for nurses uniforms all day..... Drool:
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I've been searching the Intermong for nurses uniforms all day..... Drool:
Research like....... rubschin:
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Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum noooo:
Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL? I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.
With regards to your question eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:
Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one whistle:
Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff
And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................
And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves
Think I've really got into this theme cloud9:
Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me redface:
BM prolly.
I too am in agreement with this, of course you can be the 'ward sister'. We could spray starch a pillowcase to make you a frilly pointy cap. Note to self, do not post pictures of contraceptive devices or make lewd comments, leave that to others. angel1
Who would you like as the Doctor/love interest, George Clooney is expensive. If only there was someone here with the looks and gravitas we would be sorted.
Can we use some of your bleach to clean the place?
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I am a doctor angel1
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I am assured Miss C that George is very down to earth and open to suggestion eeek: Perhaps we ladies could approach him and discuss his availability.... I am convinced he would be able to accommodate us how could he resist us ... angel1
I am a doctor angel1
noooo: Not that sort ... ::)
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I am a doctor angel1
Witch or Who?
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I am a doctor angel1
Witch or Who?
Spin.
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I am a doctor angel1
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whistle:
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I am a doctor angel1
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whistle:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
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I am a doctor angel1
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whistle:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Difficult to make a gender identification surrender:
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I am a doctor angel1
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whistle:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Difficult to make a gender identification surrender:
I was thinking the same about the person in the picture
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I am a doctor angel1
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whistle:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Difficult to make a gender identification surrender:
I was thinking the same about the person in the picture
drumroll:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6)
70-deaths.html
This woman seems to think that we are all stupid. cussing:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6)
70-deaths.html
This woman seems to think that we are all stupid. cussing:
Sadly I have come to the opinion that many of the sheeple really are.... noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6)
70-deaths.html
This woman seems to think that we are all stupid. cussing:
It is due to wimmin nah people like this who only have self interest that this country is in the mess it is cussing:
What happened to values in this country when did they disappear Banghead