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Title: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 04, 2013, 06:31:40 PM
None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact

I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that.  Do we need a poll?  No say I, we need a hospital.
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2013, 06:33:58 PM
None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact

I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that.  Do we need a poll?  No say I, we need a hospital.

I am already helping him spend his money ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2013, 06:51:46 PM
None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact

I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that.  Do we need a poll?  No say I, we need a hospital.

A mental hospital I should think...  lol:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 12:11:58 AM
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: boogs on November 05, 2013, 12:26:32 AM
None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact

I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that.  Do we need a poll?  No say I, we need a hospital.

Excellent idea Miss C a Bickering cottage hospital perhaps would suffice ... Perhaps we could have a geriatric home at the side for when we all need it... For some of us it will not be long before it is necessary.. confused:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 12:28:54 AM
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 06:15:07 AM
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

 evil:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 05, 2013, 07:15:38 AM
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

 evil:

 lol:

Can we just check how we will ensure that everyone availing themselves of its services are actually entitled and that, presumably, we won't be requiring an A&E Department.   rubschin:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2013, 07:27:12 AM
Just don't give Nick membership then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 08:37:23 AM
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

 evil:

 lol:

Can we just check how we will ensure that everyone availing themselves of its services are actually entitled and that, presumably, we won't be requiring an A&E Department.   rubschin:

A £200 deposit you say....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Landlady on November 05, 2013, 09:08:21 AM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 10:16:19 AM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:

Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2013, 10:59:05 AM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:

Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.
happy001
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 11:01:36 AM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:

Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 07, 2013, 03:12:39 AM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Landlady on November 07, 2013, 01:04:44 PM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:

Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was  cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one  whistle:

Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff

And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................

And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves

Think I've really got into this theme  cloud9:


Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me  redface:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2013, 01:08:42 PM
Baldy has uniforms........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:

Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was  cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one  whistle:

Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff

And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................

And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves

Think I've really got into this theme  cloud9:


Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me  redface:

I am in broad agreement with the spirit of proper nursing you describe.

However, I must point out that the upside-down pin-on watches are an open invitation to unwanted boob attention.

As for the starched hats . . .

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Xb4CzB6Nr78%2FT-tT_dj4uqI%2FAAAAAAAABzI%2FODlAflB5zEo%2Fs1600%2FIMG_3814.JPG&hash=b150f71c0fee4c53b15a600f6313d191c6c6b303)
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Landlady on November 07, 2013, 02:13:24 PM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:

Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was  cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one  whistle:

Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff

And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................

And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves

Think I've really got into this theme  cloud9:


Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me  redface:

I am in broad agreement with the spirit of proper nursing you describe.

However, I must point out that the upside-down pin-on watches are an open invitation to unwanted boob attention.

As for the starched hats . . .

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Xb4CzB6Nr78%2FT-tT_dj4uqI%2FAAAAAAAABzI%2FODlAflB5zEo%2Fs1600%2FIMG_3814.JPG&hash=b150f71c0fee4c53b15a600f6313d191c6c6b303)

But I still want one ...................... cloud9: I don't know what happened to my Mum's, or the belt etc  sad24:

Good try on the sisters hat but not quite the real turnip I'm afraid - I have tried searching the inter web myself but can find no correct cap - Mum's was much higher and frillier around the top.............I used to think she looks beautiful in her uniform  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2013, 03:22:42 PM
I've been searching the Intermong for nurses uniforms all day..... Drool:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2013, 03:32:11 PM
I've been searching the Intermong for nurses uniforms all day..... Drool:

Research like....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 08, 2013, 10:27:02 AM
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:

Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was  cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one  whistle:

Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff

And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................

And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves

Think I've really got into this theme  cloud9:


Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me  redface:

BM prolly.

I too am in agreement with this, of course you can be the 'ward sister'.  We could spray starch a pillowcase to make you a frilly pointy cap. Note to self, do not post pictures of contraceptive devices or make lewd comments, leave that to others. angel1

Who would you like as the Doctor/love interest, George Clooney is expensive.  If only there was someone here with the looks and gravitas we would be sorted.

Can we use some of your bleach to clean the place?
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2013, 10:37:46 AM
I am a doctor  angel1
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: boogs on November 08, 2013, 10:48:34 AM
I am assured Miss C that George is very down to earth and open to suggestion eeek:   Perhaps we ladies could approach him and discuss his availability....  I am convinced he would be able to accommodate us how could he resist us ...  angel1

I am a doctor  angel1

 noooo: Not that sort ... ::)
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 08, 2013, 04:09:03 PM
I am a doctor  angel1

Witch or Who?
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2013, 04:27:00 PM
I am a doctor  angel1

Witch or Who?

Spin.
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2013, 04:00:52 PM
I am a doctor  angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fx%2Fmad-doctor-nerd-9229281.jpg&hash=0a071c25025ca540d1eb67161751a75d7538bee8)

 whistle:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 04:14:48 PM
I am a doctor  angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fx%2Fmad-doctor-nerd-9229281.jpg&hash=0a071c25025ca540d1eb67161751a75d7538bee8)

 whistle:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Landlady on November 19, 2013, 09:14:35 AM
I am a doctor  angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fx%2Fmad-doctor-nerd-9229281.jpg&hash=0a071c25025ca540d1eb67161751a75d7538bee8)

 whistle:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:


Difficult to make a gender identification  surrender:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2013, 02:30:47 PM
I am a doctor  angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fx%2Fmad-doctor-nerd-9229281.jpg&hash=0a071c25025ca540d1eb67161751a75d7538bee8)

 whistle:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:


Difficult to make a gender identification  surrender:

I was thinking the same about the person in the picture
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: boogs on November 20, 2013, 05:21:23 PM
I am a doctor  angel1

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fx%2Fmad-doctor-nerd-9229281.jpg&hash=0a071c25025ca540d1eb67161751a75d7538bee8)

 whistle:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:


Difficult to make a gender identification  surrender:

I was thinking the same about the person in the picture

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 09, 2013, 08:30:29 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6)
70-deaths.html

This woman seems to think that we are all stupid.  cussing:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2013, 08:36:06 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6)
70-deaths.html

This woman seems to think that we are all stupid.  cussing:

Sadly I have come to the opinion that many of the sheeple really are....  noooo:
Title: Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
Post by: boogs on December 09, 2013, 08:52:27 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278913/NHS-chiefs-right-hand-woman-threatened-sack-whistleblower-axed-inquiry-6)
70-deaths.html

This woman seems to think that we are all stupid.  cussing:

It is due to wimmin nah people like this who only have self interest that this country is in the mess it is  cussing:

What happened to values in this country when did they disappear  Banghead