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Title: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2013, 02:01:10 PM
Mate of mine bought a new armchair off the intermong. Seems it was a bit bigger than he was expecting. This is his mrs who is nearly 6 feet tall


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Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 07, 2013, 02:02:38 PM
*** awaits the inevitable ***
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2013, 02:03:21 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2013, 02:08:23 PM
*** awaits the inevitable ***

pathead:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2013, 02:58:27 PM
*** awaits the inevitable ***
shutup:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 07, 2013, 03:16:16 PM
*** awaits the inevitable ***
shutup:

Very wise. With great age comes wisdom - as you have shown ;D
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2013, 03:39:13 PM
*** awaits the inevitable ***
shutup:

Very wise. With great age comes wisdom - as you have shown ;D
rubschin:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 08, 2013, 10:07:06 AM
*** awaits the inevitable ***

Is it just me that first read that as 'awaits the inflatable' ?
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2013, 10:50:44 AM
*** awaits the inevitable ***

Is it just me that first read that as 'awaits the inflatable' ?

No, the rest of us just had the good taste not to say it out loud.  ;)
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2016, 06:34:08 AM
Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.

That is all  Banghead
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2016, 08:32:53 AM
Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.

That is all  Banghead

pathead:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2016, 08:42:57 AM
*** awaits the inevitable ***
shutup:

Very wise. With great age comes wisdom - as you have shown ;D

Does that make BM and Nick the exceptions that prove the rule?  rubschin:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2016, 05:46:11 PM
Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.

That is all  Banghead

Buy wine........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2016, 05:46:40 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2016, 06:04:36 PM
Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.

That is all  Banghead

Buy wine........ Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

Stocked up at Lidl today...  cloud9:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2016, 09:59:29 PM
Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.

That is all  Banghead

Buy wine........ Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

Stocked up at Lidl today...  cloud9:

An invite..... cloud9:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2016, 05:00:12 AM
Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.

That is all  Banghead

Buy wine........ Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:

Stocked up at Lidl today...  cloud9:

An invite..... cloud9:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2016, 12:18:43 PM
They haven't been delivered yet  rubschin:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2016, 12:30:50 PM
They haven't been delivered yet  rubschin:

Can't get down your road?

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Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2016, 12:33:06 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

The trees  redface:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2016, 02:10:53 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

The trees  redface:

You need wood........ rubschin:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2016, 02:11:31 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2016, 11:32:08 AM
They've arrived  evil:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2016, 11:35:38 AM
I'm almost afraid to ask what was purchased when you were pissed and even more catastrophe prone than usual...  rubschin:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2016, 11:36:22 AM
I don't need that many trees. Or any trees, actually  evil:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2016, 11:43:53 AM
I don't need that many trees. Or any trees, actually  evil:


[Attenborough]And here we see the lesser spotted Ginger Shambles exploring its newly transplanted forest home, and if you listen carefully you can here its low grumbling call used to mark its territory which sounds eerily like "Why was I such a pillock and went online shopping after getting pissed"....[/attenborough)
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2016, 11:44:35 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2016, 12:15:16 PM
I bet you can't see your wood for the trees!  point:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2016, 12:16:50 PM
Child  ::)
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2016, 01:21:57 PM
I bet you can't see your wood for the trees!  point:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2016, 01:25:55 PM
I bet you can't see your wood for the trees!  point:
lol: lol: lol:

He is pine-ing for Miss I....... redface:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2016, 01:28:26 PM
Let the avalanche of tree "jokes" begin  ::)

I shall go and get spruced up
























 drumroll:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2016, 02:19:43 PM
Let the avalanche of tree "jokes" begin  ::)

I shall go and get spruced up
























 drumroll:

 tunble:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Miss Creant on April 22, 2016, 02:44:15 PM
Let the avalanche of tree "jokes" begin  ::)

I shall go and get spruced up
























 drumroll:



Oooo is it time for my 'straggly bush' joke now or should I just leaf it be?
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2016, 02:47:46 PM
I sense Mr Thread is soon to meet Mr Gutter

Which reminds me!!



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Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2016, 03:11:08 PM
I sense Mr Thread is soon to meet Mr Gutter

Which reminds me!!



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 :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2016, 04:35:13 PM
Did you buy Yew-trees .... ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2016, 09:23:37 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

[attenborough]As you can see the lesser spotted ginger shambles is quick to anger and protective of its territory. Throughout history there have been legends of disasters occurring when one is angered although a more recent theory suggests that is is just a case of close proximity instead.[/attenborough]
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2016, 09:26:54 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 23, 2016, 12:06:02 AM
Nick?  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/13/man-accidentally-buys-a-cow-off-the-internet-while-on-sleeping-pills-5814120/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/13/man-accidentally-buys-a-cow-off-the-internet-while-on-sleeping-pills-5814120/)
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2019, 11:38:32 AM
All fine  :thumbsup:  I may have gone a bit OTT on the 3 for the price of 2 offers on olives and strawberries but I am sure the Vicar's Daughter will be able to hoover up quite a lot  :thumbsup:

Oh, and the 12 Cornettoes too  redface:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2019, 11:44:13 AM
All fine  :thumbsup:  I may have gone a bit OTT on the 3 for the price of 2 offers on olives and strawberries but I am sure the Vicar's Daughter will be able to hoover up quite a lot  :thumbsup:

Oh, and the 12 Cornettoes too  redface:

12 boxes of 24...?
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2019, 11:45:10 AM
No  ::)
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2019, 11:50:09 AM
No  ::)

12 Jumbo Party packs of 48? facepalm:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2019, 11:55:07 AM
Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2019, 11:57:21 AM
Like the song! "Just 12 Cornetto...." etc.

Free earworm with every box  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2019, 11:59:49 AM
Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...


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Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2019, 12:15:39 PM
Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...

So a baker's dozen...... rubschin:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2019, 12:28:52 PM
Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...

So a baker's dozen...... rubschin:
prolly only 9 left now
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2019, 11:02:02 PM
Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...

Doh!
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 31, 2019, 11:03:32 PM
Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...

Doh!
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2019, 04:00:37 AM
Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...

Doh!
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 01, 2019, 04:37:47 AM
Like the song! "Just 12 Cornetto...." etc.

Free earworm with every box  :thumbsup:

Just one Cornetto, through my PC
With Tesco Online delivery
I gubbed it up again
They sent 12 pallets
Oh God the mess

 whistle:
Title: Re: More perils of online shopping
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2019, 04:43:43 AM
Like the song! "Just 12 Cornetto...." etc.

Free earworm with every box  :thumbsup:

Just one Cornetto, through my PC
With Tesco Online delivery
I gubbed it up again
They sent 12 pallets
Oh God the mess

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Peanuts and chocolate toooo!
Just one Cornetto?,
I've got thirty-twooooo