The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 07, 2013, 02:01:10 PM
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Mate of mine bought a new armchair off the intermong. Seems it was a bit bigger than he was expecting. This is his mrs who is nearly 6 feet tall
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*** awaits the inevitable ***
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angel1
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*** awaits the inevitable ***
pathead:
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*** awaits the inevitable ***
shutup:
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*** awaits the inevitable ***
shutup:
Very wise. With great age comes wisdom - as you have shown ;D
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*** awaits the inevitable ***
shutup:
Very wise. With great age comes wisdom - as you have shown ;D
rubschin:
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*** awaits the inevitable ***
Is it just me that first read that as 'awaits the inflatable' ?
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*** awaits the inevitable ***
Is it just me that first read that as 'awaits the inflatable' ?
No, the rest of us just had the good taste not to say it out loud. ;)
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Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.
That is all Banghead
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Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.
That is all Banghead
pathead:
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*** awaits the inevitable ***
shutup:
Very wise. With great age comes wisdom - as you have shown ;D
Does that make BM and Nick the exceptions that prove the rule? rubschin:
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Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.
That is all Banghead
Buy wine........ Thumbs:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.
That is all Banghead
Buy wine........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Stocked up at Lidl today... cloud9:
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Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.
That is all Banghead
Buy wine........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Stocked up at Lidl today... cloud9:
An invite..... cloud9:
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Top tip: Do NOT go online shopping after necking a bottle of red wine.
That is all Banghead
Buy wine........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Stocked up at Lidl today... cloud9:
An invite..... cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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They haven't been delivered yet rubschin:
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They haven't been delivered yet rubschin:
Can't get down your road?
(https://katemckinnon.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wine-from-bordeaux.gif)
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
The trees redface:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
The trees redface:
You need wood........ rubschin:
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Spank2:
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They've arrived evil:
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I'm almost afraid to ask what was purchased when you were pissed and even more catastrophe prone than usual... rubschin:
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I don't need that many trees. Or any trees, actually evil:
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I don't need that many trees. Or any trees, actually evil:
[Attenborough]And here we see the lesser spotted Ginger Shambles exploring its newly transplanted forest home, and if you listen carefully you can here its low grumbling call used to mark its territory which sounds eerily like "Why was I such a pillock and went online shopping after getting pissed"....[/attenborough)
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I bet you can't see your wood for the trees! point:
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Child ::)
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I bet you can't see your wood for the trees! point:
lol: lol: lol:
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I bet you can't see your wood for the trees! point:
lol: lol: lol:
He is pine-ing for Miss I....... redface:
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Let the avalanche of tree "jokes" begin ::)
I shall go and get spruced up
drumroll:
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Let the avalanche of tree "jokes" begin ::)
I shall go and get spruced up
drumroll:
tunble:
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Let the avalanche of tree "jokes" begin ::)
I shall go and get spruced up
drumroll:
Oooo is it time for my 'straggly bush' joke now or should I just leaf it be?
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I sense Mr Thread is soon to meet Mr Gutter
Which reminds me!!
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I sense Mr Thread is soon to meet Mr Gutter
Which reminds me!!
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:thumbsup:
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Did you buy Yew-trees .... ....... rubschin:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
[attenborough]As you can see the lesser spotted ginger shambles is quick to anger and protective of its territory. Throughout history there have been legends of disasters occurring when one is angered although a more recent theory suggests that is is just a case of close proximity instead.[/attenborough]
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lol: lol: lol:
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Nick? rubschin:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/13/man-accidentally-buys-a-cow-off-the-internet-while-on-sleeping-pills-5814120/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/13/man-accidentally-buys-a-cow-off-the-internet-while-on-sleeping-pills-5814120/)
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All fine :thumbsup: I may have gone a bit OTT on the 3 for the price of 2 offers on olives and strawberries but I am sure the Vicar's Daughter will be able to hoover up quite a lot :thumbsup:
Oh, and the 12 Cornettoes too redface:
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All fine :thumbsup: I may have gone a bit OTT on the 3 for the price of 2 offers on olives and strawberries but I am sure the Vicar's Daughter will be able to hoover up quite a lot :thumbsup:
Oh, and the 12 Cornettoes too redface:
12 boxes of 24...?
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No ::)
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No ::)
12 Jumbo Party packs of 48? facepalm:
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Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...
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Like the song! "Just 12 Cornetto...." etc.
Free earworm with every box :thumbsup:
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Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...
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Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...
So a baker's dozen...... rubschin:
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Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...
So a baker's dozen...... rubschin:
prolly only 9 left now
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Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...
Doh!
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Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...
Doh!
drumroll: drumroll:
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Just 12 units. I may have to bake quite a lot of bread too ...
Doh!
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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Like the song! "Just 12 Cornetto...." etc.
Free earworm with every box :thumbsup:
Just one Cornetto, through my PC
With Tesco Online delivery
I gubbed it up again
They sent 12 pallets
Oh God the mess
whistle:
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Like the song! "Just 12 Cornetto...." etc.
Free earworm with every box :thumbsup:
Just one Cornetto, through my PC
With Tesco Online delivery
I gubbed it up again
They sent 12 pallets
Oh God the mess
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Peanuts and chocolate toooo!
Just one Cornetto?,
I've got thirty-twooooo