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Title: Another Bloody Waste of Money
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 05:27:34 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yreh6l

Tyrannosaurus could have outrun Beckham

No it couldn't because they were never ever going to race. What a stupid piece of speculation dressed up as research to produce a theory that is then stated as fact. It is not a fact you cretins. It is an idea, a theory, speculation based on assumptions that can never be proved. So much suffering in the world and this is what our top academics spend their time and our money on  angry037 Get proper jobs you w@nkers!
Title: Re: Another Bloody Waste of Money
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 06:07:42 PM
Hmm. I used to be an academic. Narratology anyone? cry:
Title: Re: Another Bloody Waste of Money
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2007, 06:12:52 PM
Hmm. I used to be an academic. Narratology anyone? cry:

 redface: Present company excepted of course  redface:
Title: Re: Another Bloody Waste of Money
Post by: Pastis on August 22, 2007, 06:44:03 PM
As was said elsewhere..... August  eeek:

Although, clearly, the best man won
Title: Re: Another Bloody Waste of Money
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2007, 06:53:16 PM
Oh I dont know, I'd pay good money to see that football match.

"And Beckham has the ball, he's lined up perfectly and......and.....bloody hell the new player T. Rex has just bitten him in half. Surely that's a red card offence"  whistle:
Title: Re: Another Bloody Waste of Money
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2007, 06:56:51 PM
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Title: Re: Another Bloody Waste of Money
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2007, 07:26:44 AM
http://tinyurl.com/yreh6l

Tyrannosaurus could have outrun Beckham

No it couldn't because they were never ever going to race. What a stupid piece of speculation dressed up as research to produce a theory that is then stated as fact. It is not a fact you cretins. It is an idea, a theory, speculation based on assumptions that can never be proved. So much suffering in the world and this is what our top academics spend their time and our money on  angry037 Get proper jobs you w@nkers!
I agree with you ? who approves these ludicrous grant applications?

And, when the radio ?news? programmes report the amazing findings why don?t they ask what the point was?

And, why do radio programmes ?interview? people who are clearly only there to promote their latest book? They get priceless publicity ? how do I get that for my business?
 angry037