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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2013, 06:17:38 PM
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http://www.bradford.co.uk/products/1400567001U_disney-tabletop-tree.html?tid=302047 (http://www.bradford.co.uk/products/1400567001U_disney-tabletop-tree.html?tid=302047)
The 'Wonderful World Of Disney' Christmas Tree
Over 50 of your favourite Disney friends, including Mickey, Cinderella, Pooh and more! 10 scenes, 20 LED lights, 4 tiers of movement and music.
Measures approx. 16 inches in height
Price: £179.94 S&H £0.
I want to vomit. sick2:
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How many did you order? rubschin:
Ouch.
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http://www.bradford.co.uk/products/1400567001U_disney-tabletop-tree.html?tid=302047 (http://www.bradford.co.uk/products/1400567001U_disney-tabletop-tree.html?tid=302047)
The 'Wonderful World Of Disney' Christmas Tree
Over 50 of your favourite Disney friends, including Mickey, Cinderella, Pooh and more! 10 scenes, 20 LED lights, 4 tiers of movement and music.
Measures approx. 16 inches in height
Price: £179.94 S&H £0.
I want to vomit. sick2:
They knock the same things out here for about €5....
There could be munny in this.... rubschin:
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Reminds me of the wonderful "Studio Cards" catalogue from the 1970's onwards. Page after page of shite
And " S & H" noooo: , whatever happened to good old P & P
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Reminds me of the wonderful "Studio Cards" catalogue from the 1970's onwards. Page after page of shite
And " S & H" noooo: , whatever happened to good old P & P
Or S & M....? noooo:
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http://homeshopping.24studio.co.uk/adultgifts/bondage/1 (http://homeshopping.24studio.co.uk/adultgifts/bondage/1)
Seems that Studio Cards has that covered......
50 shades of puke anyone?
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scared2:
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Mercedes-Benz SOUND WITH POWER - Official new E63 AMG TV advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq4Po4RRRqY#)
Can anyone tell me WTF this is about?
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Mercedes-Benz SOUND WITH POWER - Official new E63 AMG TV advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq4Po4RRRqY#)
Can anyone tell me WTF this is about?
Nope. noooo:
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At a guess I'd say it depends on the suit. If the lights on his suit are controlled by the sounds then its just a random bollocks advert to get people talking about the car. If the light suit is controlled by physical reactions then its likely to be about how good you feel driving the car. rubschin:
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At a guess I'd say it depends on the suit. If the lights on his suit are controlled by the sounds then its just a random bollocks advert to get people talking about the car. If the light suit is controlled by physical reactions then its likely to be about how good you feel driving the car. rubschin:
So could be bollocks or sweaty bollocks then. rubschin:
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At a guess I'd say it depends on the suit. If the lights on his suit are controlled by the sounds then its just a random bollocks advert to get people talking about the car. If the light suit is controlled by physical reactions then its likely to be about how good you feel driving the car. rubschin:
So could be bollocks or sweaty bollocks then. rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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At a guess I'd say it depends on the suit. If the lights on his suit are controlled by the sounds then its just a random bollocks advert to get people talking about the car. If the light suit is controlled by physical reactions then its likely to be about how good you feel driving the car. rubschin:
So could be bollocks or sweaty bollocks then. rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
It's on right now. Shrugs: Shrugs:
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At a guess I'd say it depends on the suit. If the lights on his suit are controlled by the sounds then its just a random bollocks advert to get people talking about the car. If the light suit is controlled by physical reactions then its likely to be about how good you feel driving the car. rubschin:
So could be bollocks or sweaty bollocks then. rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
It's on right now. Shrugs: Shrugs:
Did you buy one...? Popcorn:
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At a guess I'd say it depends on the suit. If the lights on his suit are controlled by the sounds then its just a random bollocks advert to get people talking about the car. If the light suit is controlled by physical reactions then its likely to be about how good you feel driving the car. rubschin:
So could be bollocks or sweaty bollocks then. rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: Glad I am not alone Miss C wondering WTF these adverts are all about noooo:
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At a guess I'd say it depends on the suit. If the lights on his suit are controlled by the sounds then its just a random bollocks advert to get people talking about the car. If the light suit is controlled by physical reactions then its likely to be about how good you feel driving the car. rubschin:
So could be bollocks or sweaty bollocks then. rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
It's on right now. Shrugs: Shrugs:
Watched it.................thought it was crap...........probably made by some daft newbie male graduate who thinks it shows the soft emotional side of male folk who don't really buy their cars for the engine power or the shininess ....................... whistle:
Like to see one of those light suits on Mr. D when he is out on his tractor ploughing his turnip fields eveilgrin:
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At a guess I'd say it depends on the suit. If the lights on his suit are controlled by the sounds then its just a random bollocks advert to get people talking about the car. If the light suit is controlled by physical reactions then its likely to be about how good you feel driving the car. rubschin:
So could be bollocks or sweaty bollocks then. rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
It's on right now. Shrugs: Shrugs:
Watched it.................thought it was crap...........probably made by some daft newbie male graduate who thinks it shows the soft emotional side of male folk who don't really buy their cars for the engine power or the shininess ....................... whistle:
Like to see one of those light suits on Mr. D when he is out on his tractor ploughing his turnip fields eveilgrin:
Oh yes Sinister:
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http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw (http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw)
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http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw (http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw)
I think I've seen it before but no matter because it just really made me smile ;D ;D ;D
Thank you Mr. D and look forward to seeing an actual live display on my next visit - one with turnips perhaps eyes:
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http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw (http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw)
I think I've seen it before but no matter because it just really made me smile ;D ;D ;D
Thank you Mr. D and look forward to seeing an actual live display on my next visit - one with turnips perhaps eyes:
LED turnips rubschin:
Could be the next big thing
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http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw (http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw)
;D Wonderful.
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http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw (http://youtu.be/D2FX9rviEhw)
Excellent :thumbsup:
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Here's a possible present for LL, should keep BM quiet for an hour or so whistle:
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http://www.firebox.com/product/2560/Giant-Gummi-Bear (http://www.firebox.com/product/2560/Giant-Gummi-Bear)
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I was driving down a street here yesterday that is renowned for people who are on benefits your Philpott type characters who have never worked a day in their lives.. There were two of these houses with Christmas decorations up already not just a tree the works blow up gigantic santas lots of crappie lit up ornaments, lights etc. evil:
My question is apart from WHY angry041: is how can these people afford it ... the cost of this shite and the cost of the electric to run it... cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Mr SHears? Meet Mr Cable eveilgrin:
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Mr SHears? Meet Mr Cable eveilgrin:
rubschin:
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I know of more than a few people down here who wait till the sales just after Christmas to get all of that bollocks at a discount and then run them from car batteries.
Actually now I think of it there was a spate of car batteries 'walking off' a while ago... rubschin:
Mr SHears? Meet Mr Cable eveilgrin:
Mr Nick meet Mr Electric Shock whistle:
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Found out today that my coffee shop in Truro has closed and been replaced by the Cathedral Christmas shop. evil:
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Found out today that my coffee shop in Truro has closed and been replaced by the Cathedral Christmas shop. evil:
Cheese........ rubschin:
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Found out today that my coffee shop in Truro has closed and been replaced by the Cathedral Christmas shop. evil:
Cheese........ rubschin:
lol:
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Found out today that my coffee shop in Truro has closed and been replaced by the Cathedral Christmas shop. evil:
Cheese........ rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Found out today that my coffee shop in Truro has closed and been replaced by the Cathedral Christmas shop. evil:
Cheese........ rubschin:
lol:
bit late but lol: lol: lol:
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Now that 's the way to do it. ;D Courtesy of OH.
I have been cleaning the fire/hearth much to my great disappointment nay, fury not one single slipper, (glass or otherwise) posh frock, mouse not even a sodding pumpkin, it's all lies and I am not overly impressed. evil:
Oh and while I'm at it why are there no nut crackers to be found when you need them? As a consequence of not being able to find them I have been playing what can only be described as involuntary Crown Green Bowls. Arse. cussing:
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Now that 's the way to do it. ;D Courtesy of OH.
I have been cleaning the fire/hearth much to my great disappointment nay, fury not one single slipper, (glass or otherwise) posh frock, mouse not even a sodding pumpkin, it's all lies and I am not overly impressed. evil:
Oh and while I'm at it why are there no nut crackers to be found when you need them? As a consequence of not being able to find them I have been playing what can only be described as involuntary Crown Green Bowls. Arse. cussing:
I read that as crown green bowels.... redface:
You put the nutcrackers away somewhere safe last year - they'll be in the last place you look.... Thumbs:
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Unfortunately for Nick, Jim is not a happy Christmas cat...
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Unfortunately for Nick, Jim is not a happy Christmas cat...
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looks like our Tigger....................BM just loves him
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Unfortunately for Nick, Jim is not a happy Christmas cat...
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looks like our Tigger....................BM just loves him
Love the Colonel Blimp moustache. :thumbsup:
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I've been reading this as Christmas Tart and bollocks, since it was started. I kept looking in hoping for recipes. ::)
Oh ... and can someone define the spelling of that last word I never know how to spell it. Not it. ... like. evil:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
There we go Tipsy enjoy. Savour your reading time safe in the knowledge that the eyes of every bloke on here are watering and their Adams apples are bouncing up and down at a rate of knots. ;) I think that it has been mentioned before so........AFFS.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
There we go Tipsy enjoy. Savour your reading time safe in the knowledge that the eyes of every bloke on here are watering and their Adams apples are bouncing up and down at a rate of knots. ;) I think that it has been mentioned before so........AFFS.
Oh. Presents. lol: Excellent and informative. happy001 happy001 happy001
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Shocked:
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I've been reading this as Christmas Tart and bollocks, since it was started. I kept looking in hoping for recipes. ::)
Oh ... and can someone define the spelling of that last word I never know how to spell it. Not it. ... like. evil:
R E C I P E S
OK?
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I kept looking in hoping for recipes.
Oh ... and can someone define the spelling of that last word I never know how to spell it.
[panto] Oh yes you do! [/panto]
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Shocked:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
There we go Tipsy enjoy. Savour your reading time safe in the knowledge that the eyes of every bloke on here are watering and their Adams apples are bouncing up and down at a rate of knots. ;) I think that it has been mentioned before so........AFFS.
Oh. Presents. lol: Excellent and informative. happy001 happy001 happy001
So which recipe will you be cooking for Nick? whistle:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
Oh Miss C I think these should go on the pub menu .. Thumbs: For the male members only of course ... whistle:
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You can go off someone you know boogsy Shocked:
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You can go off someone you know boogsy Shocked:
It is in your best interest Grumpy kisss:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
Oh Miss C I think these should go on the pub menu .. Thumbs: For the male members only of course ... whistle:
drumroll:
I will sharpen my knife. Boogs can you get the chaps to form an orderly queue please.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
Oh Miss C I think these should go on the pub menu .. Thumbs: For the male members only of course ... whistle:
drumroll:
I will sharpen my knife. Boogs can you get the chaps to form an orderly queue please.
Shocked:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
Oh Miss C I think these should go on the pub menu .. Thumbs: For the male members only of course ... whistle:
drumroll:
I will sharpen my knife. Boogs can you get the chaps to form an orderly queue please.
Shocked:
Worried yours would only be served as 'starters' ?
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happy001 happy001 happy001
So glad that wasn't wasted. Starters and mains sorted, suggestions for desserts. rubschin:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
So glad that wasn't wasted. Starters and mains sorted, suggestions for desserts. rubschin:
Ginger nuts........ rubschin:
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eyes:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
Oh Miss C I think these should go on the pub menu .. Thumbs: For the male members only of course ... whistle:
drumroll:
I will sharpen my knife. Boogs can you get the chaps to form an orderly queue please.
As your deputy Miss C your wish is my pleasure. eveilgrin:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
Oh Miss C I think these should go on the pub menu .. Thumbs: For the male members only of course ... whistle:
drumroll:
I will sharpen my knife. Boogs can you get the chaps to form an orderly queue please.
Shocked:
Worried yours would only be served as 'starters' ?
lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html)
Oh Miss C I think these should go on the pub menu .. Thumbs: For the male members only of course ... whistle:
drumroll:
I will sharpen my knife. Boogs can you get the chaps to form an orderly queue please.
Shocked:
Worried yours would only be served as 'starters' ?
evil:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
So glad that wasn't wasted. Starters and mains sorted, suggestions for desserts. rubschin:
Ginger nuts........ rubschin:
drumroll:
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I wasn't sure whether or not to post this here or in Miss D's food of wrongness noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524951/Behold-Cthurkey-Horrifying-Christmas-meal-crab-turkey-octopus--served-plate-complete-Nazi-swastika.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2524951/Behold-Cthurkey-Horrifying-Christmas-meal-crab-turkey-octopus--served-plate-complete-Nazi-swastika.html)
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And another one, chocolate coated sprout truffles noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525306/Brussels-Sprouts-longer-shunned-turned-sweets.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525306/Brussels-Sprouts-longer-shunned-turned-sweets.html)
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What is wrong with you people ? noooo:
sick2:
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What is wrong with you people ? noooo:
sick2:
How long you got,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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What is wrong with you people ? noooo:
sick2:
How long you got,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Not that long ::)
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Some people just don't like carol singers whistle:
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There are some odd buggers out there... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2526324/Deep-fried-caterpillars-hide-pickle-legend-bloodthirsty-Yule-Cat-Weird-wonderful-Christmas-traditions-world-revealed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2526324/Deep-fried-caterpillars-hide-pickle-legend-bloodthirsty-Yule-Cat-Weird-wonderful-Christmas-traditions-world-revealed.html)
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Shrugs:
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After the Van Damme Volvo ad it was only a matter of time before the parodies appeared lol:
Greetings from Chuck Norris - The epic christmas split (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFJeaAq5Mv4#ws)