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Title: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 10:23:31 AM
http://esagil.org/ (http://esagil.org/)   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Landlady on November 17, 2013, 01:55:02 PM
http://esagil.org/ (http://esagil.org/)   :thumbsup:

Ha ha ha ha ha.........................

Typed in three of his symptoms (not saying which ones) and he's for everything  eeek: came up with about 40 different diseases including, but not limited to, TB  ::) Legionellosis  ::) and Mastitis  eveilgrin:

I'll go tell him his time is short  Shocked:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 01:58:36 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:05:46 PM
I've got Parkinsons  scared2: sad24:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 03:12:08 PM
I typed in the symptoms for IBS, it didn't list it as one of the possibilities  noooo:

However, it may be one, some, or all of these  eeek:


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Oh, 54 BTW  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 03:13:01 PM
I have the plague  sad24:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
I have the plague  sad24:

 happy001   Well you may have picked it up at lunch the other week  scared2:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2013, 03:23:51 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 03:25:51 PM
I can come to the funeral  :thumbsup:  Nice weather there is it?
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Landlady on November 17, 2013, 03:29:50 PM
I can come to the funeral  :thumbsup:  Nice weather there is it?


I will need help shoving the body over the end garden wall into the ravine  whistle:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 03:31:11 PM
It is what he would have wanted  noooo:  Do you have collapso?
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Landlady on November 17, 2013, 03:38:32 PM
It is what he would have wanted  noooo:  Do you have collapso?

A little but we could always take him for one last run out to Lidl before the event  eveilgrin:


Actually what he wanted was a crem, followed by a trip up the Dyson  whistle:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 03:41:08 PM
I find my Henry is better for that sort of thing :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2013, 04:06:30 PM
I'm not gone yet!  cussing:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 04:08:33 PM
Friday is all booked at the crem  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 04:27:05 PM
Just make sure it is not Saturday as I have my work Christmas party  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2013, 04:59:17 PM
Just make sure it is not Saturday as I have my work Christmas party  :thumbsup:

Combine both parties...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 05:00:48 PM
Just make sure it is not Saturday as I have my work Christmas party  :thumbsup:

Combine both parties...... Thumbs:

Good thinking Apey then it would cost LL nothing  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 07:14:43 PM
I'm missing him already  sad24:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 07:16:29 PM
I'm not  noooo:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 07:26:37 PM
I'm missing him already  sad24:

Me too sad24: sad24: but a party will help  Party001:   He would enjoy it lots of beer and collapso   sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 07:28:50 PM
Mastitis. A bad way to go  noooo:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 07:32:12 PM
Mastitis. A bad way to go  noooo:

 sad24: sad24: sad24: such a waste  sad24: sad24: under 60  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2013, 07:39:09 PM
Mastitis. A bad way to go  noooo:

 sad24: sad24: sad24: such a waste  sad24: sad24: under 60  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Yeah ,he was getting a bit podgy...... noooo:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2013, 11:19:20 PM
I've got Parkinsons  scared2: sad24:
You were lucky

Too timid to put my own in, I put Kimmy's in instead.  You know difficulty in speaking, delusions, behaviour changes and of course back pain

Seems he has Schizophrenia, a brain tumour and botulism.  All is explained!  And the web site is proved

Good find Nick!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 11:23:33 PM
I've got Parkinsons  scared2: sad24:
You were lucky

Too timid to put my own in, I put Kimmy's in instead.  You know difficulty in speaking, delusions, behaviour changes and of course back pain

Seems he has Schizophrenia, a brain tumour and botulism.  All is explained!  And the web site is proved

Good find Nick!   :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2013, 01:22:19 AM
I'm not gone yet!  cussing:

Spamalot - Not Dead Yet (FULL) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLgQMtquS6Y#)

 whistle:

Fook me, apparently I have Brucellosis, Meningitis, a brain tumor and Dengue Fever  eeek:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 18, 2013, 12:23:53 PM
Am I too late ?  sad24:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2013, 12:32:56 PM
Am I too late ?  sad24:

I'm still hanging on like....  surrender:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 18, 2013, 01:23:37 PM
Am I too late ?  sad24:

In time for the wake Miss D  Thumbs:  Plenty of Voddy ;)     but Nick ate your cream eggs  noooo:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 18, 2013, 03:33:39 PM
How very dare he  evil:


Hope he chokes on a yoke  cussing:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2013, 03:42:41 PM
Or yolk even  whistle:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2013, 03:46:55 PM
Or yolk even  whistle:

The yolk is on you!  point:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2013, 03:51:35 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2013, 03:56:10 PM
Or yolk even  whistle:

The yolk is on you!  point:

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey  noooo:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 04:00:29 PM
Or yolk even  whistle:

The yolk is on you!  point:

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2013, 01:06:17 PM
Friday is all booked at the crem  cussing: cussing: cussing:

A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants.  Sinister:

We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace.  We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement  pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself.  cloud9: cloud9: 

I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on.  eeek: eveilgrin: sick2:

Oh nearly forgot.  We need to send flowers.  angel1


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Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2013, 02:29:45 PM

Oh nearly forgot.  We need to send flowers.  angel1


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I bet he would burn nicely. evil:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Just One More on November 20, 2013, 06:43:26 PM
Friday is all booked at the crem  cussing: cussing: cussing:

A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants.  Sinister:

We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace.  We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement  pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself.  cloud9: cloud9: 

I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on.  eeek: eveilgrin: sick2:

Oh nearly forgot.  We need to send flowers.  angel1


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Oh, Miss C  noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2013, 10:34:42 PM
Or yolk even  whistle:

The yolk is on you!  point:

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey  noooo:

 evil:

Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own.  whistle:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: apc2010 on November 20, 2013, 10:39:15 PM
Or yolk even  whistle:

The yolk is on you!  point:

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey  noooo:

 evil:

Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own.  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: boogs on November 20, 2013, 10:40:53 PM
Or yolk even  whistle:

The yolk is on you!  point:

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey  noooo:

 evil:

Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own.  whistle:

Oh dear Grumpy .... trouble  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2013, 11:22:32 PM
Apey isn't denying it though  angel1
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: apc2010 on November 20, 2013, 11:27:58 PM
Apey isn't denying it though  angel1

 cussing:
Title: Re: Specially for BM at this difficult time
Post by: Landlady on November 22, 2013, 03:59:21 PM
Friday is all booked at the crem  cussing: cussing: cussing:

A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants.  Sinister:

We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace.  We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement  pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself.  cloud9: cloud9: 

I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on.  eeek: eveilgrin: sick2:

Oh nearly forgot.  We need to send flowers.  angel1


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The diverse workings of the human mind - interesting Miss. C  whacky115 - quick everyone run for those hills, I've buried a few goats on route to the Trodos (not BM yet) so we have Souvla provisions