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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 10:23:31 AM
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http://esagil.org/ (http://esagil.org/) :thumbsup:
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http://esagil.org/ (http://esagil.org/) :thumbsup:
Ha ha ha ha ha.........................
Typed in three of his symptoms (not saying which ones) and he's for everything eeek: came up with about 40 different diseases including, but not limited to, TB ::) Legionellosis ::) and Mastitis eveilgrin:
I'll go tell him his time is short Shocked:
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:thumbsup:
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I've got Parkinsons scared2: sad24:
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I typed in the symptoms for IBS, it didn't list it as one of the possibilities noooo:
However, it may be one, some, or all of these eeek:
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Oh, 54 BTW :thumbsup:
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I have the plague sad24:
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I have the plague sad24:
happy001 Well you may have picked it up at lunch the other week scared2:
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
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I can come to the funeral :thumbsup: Nice weather there is it?
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I can come to the funeral :thumbsup: Nice weather there is it?
I will need help shoving the body over the end garden wall into the ravine whistle:
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It is what he would have wanted noooo: Do you have collapso?
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It is what he would have wanted noooo: Do you have collapso?
A little but we could always take him for one last run out to Lidl before the event eveilgrin:
Actually what he wanted was a crem, followed by a trip up the Dyson whistle:
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I find my Henry is better for that sort of thing :thumbsup:
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I'm not gone yet! cussing:
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Friday is all booked at the crem cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Just make sure it is not Saturday as I have my work Christmas party :thumbsup:
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Just make sure it is not Saturday as I have my work Christmas party :thumbsup:
Combine both parties...... Thumbs:
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Just make sure it is not Saturday as I have my work Christmas party :thumbsup:
Combine both parties...... Thumbs:
Good thinking Apey then it would cost LL nothing :thumbsup:
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I'm missing him already sad24:
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I'm not noooo:
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I'm missing him already sad24:
Me too sad24: sad24: but a party will help Party001: He would enjoy it lots of beer and collapso sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Mastitis. A bad way to go noooo:
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Mastitis. A bad way to go noooo:
sad24: sad24: sad24: such a waste sad24: sad24: under 60 sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Mastitis. A bad way to go noooo:
sad24: sad24: sad24: such a waste sad24: sad24: under 60 sad24: sad24: sad24:
Yeah ,he was getting a bit podgy...... noooo:
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I've got Parkinsons scared2: sad24:
You were lucky
Too timid to put my own in, I put Kimmy's in instead. You know difficulty in speaking, delusions, behaviour changes and of course back pain
Seems he has Schizophrenia, a brain tumour and botulism. All is explained! And the web site is proved
Good find Nick! :thumbsup:
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I've got Parkinsons scared2: sad24:
You were lucky
Too timid to put my own in, I put Kimmy's in instead. You know difficulty in speaking, delusions, behaviour changes and of course back pain
Seems he has Schizophrenia, a brain tumour and botulism. All is explained! And the web site is proved
Good find Nick! :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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I'm not gone yet! cussing:
Spamalot - Not Dead Yet (FULL) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLgQMtquS6Y#)
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Fook me, apparently I have Brucellosis, Meningitis, a brain tumor and Dengue Fever eeek:
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Am I too late ? sad24:
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Am I too late ? sad24:
I'm still hanging on like.... surrender:
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Am I too late ? sad24:
In time for the wake Miss D Thumbs: Plenty of Voddy ;) but Nick ate your cream eggs noooo:
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How very dare he evil:
Hope he chokes on a yoke cussing:
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Or yolk even whistle:
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Or yolk even whistle:
The yolk is on you! point:
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tunble:
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Or yolk even whistle:
The yolk is on you! point:
Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey noooo:
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Or yolk even whistle:
The yolk is on you! point:
Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey noooo:
evil:
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Friday is all booked at the crem cussing: cussing: cussing:
A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants. Sinister:
We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace. We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself. cloud9: cloud9:
I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on. eeek: eveilgrin: sick2:
Oh nearly forgot. We need to send flowers. angel1
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Oh nearly forgot. We need to send flowers. angel1
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I bet he would burn nicely. evil:
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Friday is all booked at the crem cussing: cussing: cussing:
A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants. Sinister:
We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace. We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself. cloud9: cloud9:
I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on. eeek: eveilgrin: sick2:
Oh nearly forgot. We need to send flowers. angel1
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Oh, Miss C noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Or yolk even whistle:
The yolk is on you! point:
Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey noooo:
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Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own. whistle:
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Or yolk even whistle:
The yolk is on you! point:
Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey noooo:
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Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own. whistle:
redface:
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Or yolk even whistle:
The yolk is on you! point:
Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey noooo:
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Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own. whistle:
Oh dear Grumpy .... trouble noooo: noooo:
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Apey isn't denying it though angel1
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Apey isn't denying it though angel1
cussing:
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Friday is all booked at the crem cussing: cussing: cussing:
A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants. Sinister:
We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace. We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself. cloud9: cloud9:
I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on. eeek: eveilgrin: sick2:
Oh nearly forgot. We need to send flowers. angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fnkmf7mu11%2Fpaul_flowers.jpg&hash=83f6977376b32a2a49577170bec6f544e671efb1) (http://postimg.org/image/nkmf7mu11/)
The diverse workings of the human mind - interesting Miss. C whacky115 - quick everyone run for those hills, I've buried a few goats on route to the Trodos (not BM yet) so we have Souvla provisions