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Title: This is your chaperone
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2013, 07:15:08 PM
Met an old mate today (a laydee) who had just got back from a solo work trip to Saudi.

She had been told to get herself a burkah (which she bought off e bay) and had to don before getting off the aircraft.

When she got to her hotel she found a strange woman in the room. This turned out to be her compulsory indoor minder who had to share the room with her  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: This is your chaperone
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2013, 07:24:33 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 19, 2013, 07:15:08 PM
Met an old mate today (a laydee) who had just got back from a solo work trip to Saudi.

She had been told to get herself a burkah (which she bought off e bay) and had to don before getting off the aircraft.

When she got to her hotel she found a strange woman in the room. This turned out to be her compulsory indoor minder who had to share the room with her  eeek: eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: This is your chaperone
Post by: boogs on November 19, 2013, 08:13:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 19, 2013, 07:15:08 PM
Met an old mate today (a laydee) who had just got back from a solo work trip to Saudi.

She had been told to get herself a burkah (which she bought off e bay) and had to don before getting off the aircraft.

When she got to her hotel she found a strange woman in the room. This turned out to be her compulsory indoor minder who had to share the room with her  eeek: eeek:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: This is your chaperone
Post by: apc2010 on November 19, 2013, 08:15:47 PM
Why the comedy thread ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: This is your chaperone
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2013, 08:27:32 PM
She was outraged and I laffed. Apparently the chaperone snored and farted  point:
Title: Re: This is your chaperone
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2013, 10:28:54 PM
Are you certain you aren't posting from Saudi under a berkah  rubschin:
Title: Re: This is your chaperone
Post by: boogs on November 19, 2013, 10:46:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2013, 10:28:54 PM
Are you certain you aren't posting from Saudi under a berkah  rubschin:

No Grumpy he's tied up here at the moment  ::) noooo:
Title: Re: This is your chaperone
Post by: Landlady on November 22, 2013, 03:52:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 19, 2013, 07:15:08 PM
Met an old mate today (a laydee) who had just got back from a solo work trip to Saudi.

She had been told to get herself a burkah (which she bought off e bay) and had to don before getting off the aircraft.

When she got to her hotel she found a strange woman in the room. This turned out to be her compulsory indoor minder who had to share the room with her  eeek: eeek:

That would throw me into a total tuck........................I seriously don't think would have hung around for even the first night  eeek: