The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Cool Hand Luke on November 23, 2013, 03:10:31 PM
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What's worth seeing in Sofia ?
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What's worth seeing in Sofia ?
The Departure Lounge! Thumbs:
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She had a a fine pair of tits in her day :thumbsup:
Oh, SoFia redface:
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I was told this website was full of caring, sharing human beings. I have been badly misled.
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I was told this website was full of caring, sharing human beings. I have been badly misled.
Who told you that??? happy001
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Churches, Military Museums, Churches, Statues, Churches, The Ring of Bells, Churches, a fabdabidossy Internet cafe - apparently .......oh and churches surrender:
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Churches, Military Museums, Churches, Statues, Churches, The Ring of Bells, Churches, a fabdabidossy Internet cafe - apparently .......oh and churches surrender:
Thank you Wiki.... ::)
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I thought he was asking about that Italian bird
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I thought he was asking about that Italian bird
I thought it was gonna be about The Wombles.... redface:
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Churches, Military Museums, Churches, Statues, Churches, The Ring of Bells, Churches, a fabdabidossy Internet cafe - apparently .......oh and churches surrender:
Thank you Wiki.... ::)
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo locks
Trip Adviser actually evil:
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Churches, Military Museums, Churches, Statues, Churches, The Ring of Bells, Churches, a fabdabidossy Internet cafe - apparently .......oh and churches surrender:
Thank you Wiki.... ::)
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo locks
Trip Adviser actually evil:
point:
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I was told this website was full of caring, sharing human beings. I have been badly misled.
The cadavers of caring, sharing human beings more like
I prescribe a generous dose of CDB (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=12091.0). Take twice daily
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From the standard of the repartee, the cadaver syndrome is overwhelming.
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He's getting the idea :thumbsup: Is it time for my newcomer joke yet?
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He's getting the idea :thumbsup: Is it time for my newcomer joke yet?
noooo:
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Well, it would be scintillating to read a newcomer joke, but I have a sense of dread that it will match the standard of the other contributions to this topic.
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Are you Darwin's brother?
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Well, it would be scintillating to read a newcomer joke, but I have a sense of dread that it will match the standard of the other contributions to this topic.
Oh noes.... it won't be as good as that..... noooo:
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Welcome Cool hand Luke! Party001: Party001:
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Welcome Cool hand Luke! Party001: Party001:
Seconded
Luke I suggest go look at the Good Morning thread if you want to see the less than black humour
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9053.0;topicseen (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9053.0;topicseen)
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Strangely enough, Darwin and I have common ancestors and by the look of Miss Adventure, I was married to her once?
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Welcome Cool hand Luke! Party001: Party001:
Seconded
Luke I suggest go look at the Good Morning thread if you want to see the less than black humour
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9053.0;topicseen (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9053.0;topicseen)
Has he got a flag?
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Strangely enough, Darwin and I have common ancestors and by the look of Miss Adventure, I was married to her once?
Shocked:
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Monkey business afoot
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Isn't Bulgaria going to be transported here soon anyway rubschin:
Welcome Mr Luke .....hope your hands warm up soon :thumbsup:
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Isn't Bulgaria going to be transported here soon anyway rubschin:
Welcome Mr Luke .....hope your hands warm up soon :thumbsup:
An offer....... eyes:
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Miss D: be ashamed noooo:
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Of what now angel1
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I have cold hands and a warm heart. I've heard that Bulgarian find both very alluring in a man.
Is Miss Demeanour Bulgarian perchance ?
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Do you have voddy and chocolate?
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I have cold hands and a warm heart. I've heard that Bulgarian find both very alluring in a man.
Is Miss Demeanour Bulgarian perchance ?
More Vulgarian lol:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
redface:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
redface:
Stop drinking LL's booze........ noooo:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
redface:
Stop drinking LL's booze........ noooo:
Fixed! Thumbs:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
redface:
Stop drinking LL's booze........ noooo:
Fixed! Thumbs:
Better........ rubschin:
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All I wanted was info on Bulgaria, and I find myself ensconced in a world of insanity inhabited by beings with IQs lower than the Bulgarian GDP.
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All I wanted was info on Bulgaria, and I find myself ensconced in a world of insanity inhabited by beings with IQs lower than the Bulgarian GDP.
I guess you know that no-one here lives in Bulgaria ........now Cyprus info is another story. .......well ..........prob the same...... rubschin:
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I've heard of Cyprus. Is it a condiment or an atomic element ?
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All I wanted was info on Bulgaria, and I find myself ensconced in a world of insanity inhabited by beings with IQs lower than the Bulgarian GDP.
Yes, Mistah SuperBrain seeks info on Bulgaria on a forum of British Expats based in Cyprus..... point:
Most of us can't even spell Bulgaria.... or Cyprus.... noooo:
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All I wanted was info on Bulgaria, and I find myself ensconced in a world of insanity inhabited by beings with IQs lower than the Bulgarian GDP.
Other than BM, Nick and Apey the rest of us are fairly sane, it's just madness by association. noooo:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
You snoozed.......... noooo:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
doh:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
doh:
Do we give those bastards aid as well........ rubschin:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
doh:
Do we give those bastards aid as well........ rubschin:
Next Friday - Bulgarians in Need.... I have baked beans.... Thumbs:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
doh:
Do we give those bastards aid as well........ rubschin:
Next Friday - Bulgarians in Need.... I have baked beans.... Thumbs:
We could use that avatar instead of pudsy........ rubschin:
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Bugger - I'm on the wrong website.
By the way, what's an avatar ?
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Bugger - I'm on the wrong website.
By the way, what's an avatar ?
Oh no this is the right site.........it was a film about blue people....... Thumbs:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
doh:
Do we give those bastards aid as well........ rubschin:
Next Friday - Bulgarians in Need.... I have baked beans.... Thumbs:
We could use that avatar instead of pudsy........ rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fkujuepst1%2Fwombles.jpg&hash=06fe0599fe4fd2c399f95d5f4510b174181bffcc) (http://postimg.org/image/kujuepst1/)
Change Wombles to Bulgarians like....? rubschin:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
doh:
Do we give those bastards aid as well........ rubschin:
Next Friday - Bulgarians in Need.... I have baked beans.... Thumbs:
We could use that avatar instead of pudsy........ rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fkujuepst1%2Fwombles.jpg&hash=06fe0599fe4fd2c399f95d5f4510b174181bffcc) (http://postimg.org/image/kujuepst1/)
Change Wombles to Bulgarians like....? rubschin:
Good idea...... Thumbs: I pledge fuck all a month...... Thumbs:
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BM is a mong....... the topic is Bulgaria.......not the member....... noooo:
What if great Uncle Bulgaria joins?
doh:
Do we give those bastards aid as well........ rubschin:
Next Friday - Bulgarians in Need.... I have baked beans.... Thumbs:
We could use that avatar instead of pudsy........ rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fkujuepst1%2Fwombles.jpg&hash=06fe0599fe4fd2c399f95d5f4510b174181bffcc) (http://postimg.org/image/kujuepst1/)
Change Wombles to Bulgarians like....? rubschin:
Good idea...... Thumbs: I pledge fuck all a month...... Thumbs:
Every month???? Shocked:
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I think Miss D scared him off.......... noooo:
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Eh .....wot have I done now noooo:
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Bugger - I'm on the wrong website. . . .
dare we ponder which website Luke wanted? Bulgarian-Tractor-Women-Swimwear-Show (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8aFxK2Q6PLg/T8gguS3wKiI/AAAAAAAAFQQ/FFLMmzXO4TE/s320/untitled.jpg) perchance?
I fear he's gone elsewhere in his search for 'Sofia' eyes: and may never be here again. Shame as that's a cracking avatart someone fixed for him :thumbsup:
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Bulgarian-Tractor-Women-Swimwear-Show (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8aFxK2Q6PLg/T8gguS3wKiI/AAAAAAAAFQQ/FFLMmzXO4TE/s320/untitled.jpg)
Sounds like the sort of thing Nick would hunt for, I'm not going anywhere near it.. noooo:
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Bulgarian-Tractor-Women-Swimwear-Show (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8aFxK2Q6PLg/T8gguS3wKiI/AAAAAAAAFQQ/FFLMmzXO4TE/s320/untitled.jpg)
Sounds like the sort of thing Nick would hunt for, I'm not going anywhere near it.. noooo:
Tis harmless Meister, just a link to a still from that infamous Wendy's ad. IMHO one of the funniest of its time and also imho had it's part in bringing the wall down when everyone laughed at the Russkies for complaining.
Wendy's Commercial - Soviet Fashion Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaMUfxVJVQ#)
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Cool Hand Luke is looking forward to meeting a few mustachioed Bulgarians, and that's just the women.
I'll see if I can get them to invest in Pissouri and send the Poms back to where they belong in Blackpool.
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Cool Hand Luke is looking forward to meeting a few mustachioed Bulgarians, and that's just the women.
I'll see if I can get them to invest in Pissouri and send the Poms back to where they belong in Blackpool.
We have a plan! eveilgrin:
Although I do hear that Turnip Futures are a sound investment at the moment.... whistle:
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I must say this thread is going very well :thumbsup:
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I must say this thread is going very well :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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Welcome Luke of the cold extremities. :thumbsup: Good to see you hope that you will hang around.
If you have one of these it will ease your passage.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=newcomen+steam+engine&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=UbaRUuvHMM-thQeApIBQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=677#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=CYcZ7IQDMPulkM%3A%3BsxWEqBdOD8cuNM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.constructionwe (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=newcomen+steam+engine&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=UbaRUuvHMM-thQeApIBQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=677#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=CYcZ7IQDMPulkM%3A%3BsxWEqBdOD8cuNM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.constructionwe)
It is not obligatory but it may ease your passage. razz: However it has been shown that Anusol works just as well, if not better and without the side effects of being virtually pointed and laughed at.
Please stay with us we are a nice bunch honest. inane: angel1
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The Newcomen Steam Engine cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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I thought this was a Bulgarian
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6fc9durkj%2Fhairy.jpg&hash=4172a76900cd9e94a3473d8c656511b3420d8caa) (http://postimage.org/)
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I thought this was a Bulgarian
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6fc9durkj%2Fhairy.jpg&hash=4172a76900cd9e94a3473d8c656511b3420d8caa) (http://postimage.org/)
sick2:
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I thought this was a Bulgarian
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6fc9durkj%2Fhairy.jpg&hash=4172a76900cd9e94a3473d8c656511b3420d8caa) (http://postimage.org/)
lol:
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I thought this was a Bulgarian
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6fc9durkj%2Fhairy.jpg&hash=4172a76900cd9e94a3473d8c656511b3420d8caa) (http://postimage.org/)
Well it most certainly isn't a Brazilian.
Strangely enough, Darwin and I have common ancestors and by the look of Miss Adventure, I was married to her once?
I can assure you I have no common ancestors.
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drumroll:
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I thought this was a Bulgarian
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6fc9durkj%2Fhairy.jpg&hash=4172a76900cd9e94a3473d8c656511b3420d8caa) (http://postimage.org/)
Well it most certainly isn't a Brazilian.
Strangely enough, Darwin and I have common ancestors and by the look of Miss Adventure, I was married to her once?
I can assure you I have no common ancestors.
lol: lol: lol:
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I thought this was a Bulgarian
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6fc9durkj%2Fhairy.jpg&hash=4172a76900cd9e94a3473d8c656511b3420d8caa) (http://postimage.org/)
Well it most certainly isn't a Brazilian.
Strangely enough, Darwin and I have common ancestors and by the look of Miss Adventure, I was married to her once?
I can assure you I have no common ancestors.
lol: lol: lol: welcome to our werld Cool hand :thumbsup:... Hope you stay ;D
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What an extraordinary thing it is that alleged adults descend to communication by means of little yellow faces with differing expressions. It's like a rally of pre-schoolers in Tienamen Square.
Speaking of socialists, I was intending to confirm that Bulgarian women all resemble Leonid Brezhnev, but then I realized that you morons (and I use this term in a caring way) think Brezhnev is some beach umbrella vendor in Paphos.
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eeek:
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Hello Mr. Luke
Oh my - only just joined and ready and raring for a fight Thumbs:
I don't think any Bulgarian females were fathered by Mr. Bushy Eyes Scary Person Brezhnev
He was (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flvironpigs.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F12%2F1a1a1a1a1a1a1a592.jpg&hash=64189e02a340a9ada62258fab22da41b1163513c) obviously Gayer:
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What an extraordinary thing it is that alleged adults descend to communication by means of little yellow faces with differing expressions. It's like a rally of pre-schoolers in Tienamen Square.
Speaking of socialists, I was intending to confirm that Bulgarian women all resemble Leonid Brezhnev, but then I realized that you morons (and I use this term in a caring way) think Brezhnev is some beach umbrella vendor in Paphos.
Fvcking convicts get everywhere..........
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What an extraordinary thing it is that alleged adults descend to communication by means of little yellow faces with differing expressions. It's like a rally of pre-schoolers in Tienamen Square.
Speaking of socialists, I was intending to confirm that Bulgarian women all resemble Leonid Brezhnev, but then I realized that you morons (and I use this term in a caring way) think Brezhnev is some beach umbrella vendor in Paphos.
evil:
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I am having a good deal of difficulty choosing which little amusing face to include in my postings. It would be hard to match the Einsteinian contributions of the correspondents above.
I always thought that Brits had IQs in single figures, but the monumental intellect demonstrated by Barman and APC 2010 has caused me to rethink.
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:thumbsup:
Are you left handed or right handed
Thumbs:
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Hi Cool? Where are you now? Hope Mrs Cool is feeling better. Can you get over the emoticons please, we love 'em!
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He is in Sofia eyes:
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I am having a good deal of difficulty choosing which little amusing face to include in my postings. It would be hard to match the Einsteinian contributions of the correspondents above.
I always thought that Brits had IQs in single figures, but the monumental intellect demonstrated by Barman and APC 2010 has caused me to rethink.
rubschin:
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I believe Brits use both hands, and even then are often unsuccessful.
Cool Hand Luke is ambidextrous, and the Bulgarian girls reaped the benefit.
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I am having a good deal of difficulty choosing which little amusing face to include in my postings. It would be hard to match the Einsteinian contributions of the correspondents above.
I always thought that Brits had IQs in single figures, but the monumental intellect demonstrated by Barman and APC 2010 has caused me to rethink.
Shame we didn't met......
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I am having a good deal of difficulty choosing which little amusing face to include in my postings. It would be hard to match the Einsteinian contributions of the correspondents above.
I always thought that Brits had IQs in single figures, but the monumental intellect demonstrated by Barman and APC 2010 has caused me to rethink.
rubschin:
Translation: "Below fridge temperature" angel1
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I believe Brits use both hands, and even then are often unsuccessful.
Cool Hand Luke is ambidextrous, and the Bulgarian girls reaped the benefit.
He can't work the emoticons.... noooo:
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Modesty prevails I see, Cool
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Ms Cool is back in form, which is most unfortunate. I am trading her for Miss Bulgaria 1956.
I assume Mr Adventure is enjoying his alcohol-free status. Another couple of years and he'll be as good as new.
Check emails for my correspondence with Bulgarian Rail.
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Just read it, how awful, has put me right off! Mr Adventure is on his second booze-free day and is looking very angelic
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Just read it, how awful, has put me right off! Mr Adventure is on his second booze-free day and is looking very angelic
Another dose........ noooo:
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Just read it, how awful, has put me right off! Mr Adventure is on his second booze-free day and is looking very angelic
Shocked:
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She means he is dead noooo:
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Barman, please remind me that if I ever use an emoticon to shoot myself.
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violent073:
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Barman, please remind me that if I ever use an emoticon to shoot myself.
I'm sure he will.........
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Miss Adventure: to use the terms "Mr Adventure" and "angelic" in the same sentence is indeed bold.
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Miss Adventure: to use the terms "Mr Adventure" and "angelic" in the same sentence is indeed bold.
You are right Cool, but he doesn't speak much when he's sober, just smiles and watches the telly.
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Just read it, how awful, has put me right off! Mr Adventure is on his second booze-free day and is looking very angelic
Another dose........ noooo:
shutup:
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Barman, please remind me that if I ever use an emoticon to shoot myself.
eveilgrin:
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Dear Barman,
Cool Hand Luke is horrified that his cyber footprint is all over the garbage of the Bulgaria conversations. What if there was a leak of this rubbish to Down Under ? CHL's name would be mud.
I think permanent deletion is required.
I remain,
Your humble and obedient, etc.,
CHL
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Dear Barman,
Cool Hand Luke is horrified that his cyber footprint is all over the garbage of the Bulgaria conversations. What if there was a leak of this rubbish to Down Under ? CHL's name would be mud.
I think permanent deletion is required.
I remain,
Your humble and obedient, etc.,
CHL
Think yourself lucky you only have 24 posts on here and not 90,000 like me.... noooo:
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Dear Barman,
Cool Hand Luke is horrified that his cyber footprint is all over the garbage of the Bulgaria conversations. What if there was a leak of this rubbish to Down Under ? CHL's name would be mud.
I think permanent deletion is required.
I remain,
Your humble and obedient, etc.,
CHL
Think yourself lucky you only have 24 posts on here and not 90,000 like me.... noooo:
You both have a similar number of noteworthy posts though.
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Dear Barman,
Cool Hand Luke is horrified that his cyber footprint is all over the garbage of the Bulgaria conversations. What if there was a leak of this rubbish to Down Under ? CHL's name would be mud.
I think permanent deletion is required.
I remain,
Your humble and obedient, etc.,
CHL
Think yourself lucky you only have 24 posts on here and not 90,000 like me.... noooo:
You both have a similar number of noteworthy posts though.
lol: lol: lol: