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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on November 24, 2013, 02:09:03 PM
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: eveilgrin:
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is that an adjective or verb?
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Whatevah: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: eveilgrin:
happy100
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Popcorn:
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Never had any cloud9:
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Whatevah: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
lol:
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Xbox one or Playstation 4 ? rubschin:
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Xbox one or Playstation 4 ? rubschin:
I think more likely Nick-nil
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Xbox one or Playstation 4 ? rubschin:
I think more likely Nick-nil
lol: lol: lol:
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Xbox one or Playstation 4 ? rubschin:
Neither cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Xbox one or Playstation 4 ? rubschin:
Neither cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
He doesn't want to come away with you at Xmas does he? scared2:
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Xbox one or Playstation 4 ? rubschin:
Neither cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
He doesn't want to come away with you at Xmas does he? scared2:
Thumbs:
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Never had any cloud9:
Same here cloud9:
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Never had any cloud9:
Same here cloud9:
You have me now.... cloud9:
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I am fucking enraged
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I am fucking enraged
We'd never have guessed . . .
Popcorn: eastdrink048 Popcorn:
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I am fucking enraged
Why?
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Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Well that explains it....... rubschin:
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Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
You'll give yourself a head ache.
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Makes a change from yours evil:
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Mine have a purpose. whistle:
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Wot has he done rubschin:
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Mine have a purpose. whistle:
drumroll:
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Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.
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Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.
Thumbs:
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Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.
PIPNIC....? rubschin:
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Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.
cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.
cussing: cussing: cussing:
I'm with you Miss D. One cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Other one no problem. cloud9:
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Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.
PIPNIC....? rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
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If he knows what is good for him he is going to have to apologise evil:
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If he knows what is good for him he is going to have to apologise evil:
is that you or him talking?
Have you considered the All New VP Arbitration service? Both sides buy a round, we toss a coin and announce who's right
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If he knows what is good for him he is going to have to apologise evil:
happy100 happy100
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If he knows what is good for him he is going to have to apologise evil:
For someone normally so verbose this thread is akin to getting blood out of a stone ::)
What has he specifically done ::)
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Complained in advance about his Christmas present Angry9:
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Complained in advance about his Christmas present Angry9:
Well then send it back (get your refund) and limit his gift to a seedless satsuma Thumbs:
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
I like chutney......... Thumbs:
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
I've warned before you about playing with temporal mechanics Nick. eeek:
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
I like chutney......... Thumbs:
Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot rubschin:
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
I like chutney......... Thumbs:
Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot rubschin:
cloud9:
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
I like chutney......... Thumbs:
Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot rubschin:
Mmmmm. . . Must be a ferret joke there somewhere. rubschin:
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
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The lady talks sense, apart from the chutney bit.
Mind you, a vasectomy was a silly, if wise, present for a teenage boy.
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
I like chutney......... Thumbs:
Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot rubschin:
Mmmmm. . . Must be a ferret joke there somewhere. rubschin:
shrugs: Absolutely and totally no idea Mr. MG - everyone know (who know and love Eddie Izzard) that is) that it's Earwigs that make all the chutney in the world ::) ::)
15. Enterprising Insects FACTS
And later on, you realize that bees aren’t so bad, because they only sting you once, and they only sting you as a last resort, which is the equivalent of the “do or die” card in “Escape from Colditz, The Board Game.” And also they make honey, and that’s an amazing thing! Bees make honey?! We’ve known this since we were kids, so we take it absolutely for granted, but bees are insects, furry body, red- not red, yellow and black stripy, hairy leggy, big ears- big eyes! Big ears as well, but they leave them behind when they go out. Got out of that one. Medium size wings, you know- they’re buzzy things, you know, and they make honey?! Which is in your morning, on your breakfast-y toastie, in a jar, kind of- how do they do that?! I mean, do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy? What is going on? Earwigs going, “Get the chutney under that stone there. (singing) We make chutney all day… It’s an earwig’s life, ain’t it? Put the chutney in there, there we go.” And spiders, saying, “Gravy, yes… no problem at all, mate. We’ll make spider gravy, the way spiders like to make it, yes… Put that cube in there… Hold on, Legs… There you go, mate. Can we get the measuring jar back when you’re finished?” It’s very weird!
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BM is out and she has been at the gin noooo:
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BM is out and she has been at the gin noooo:
No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow
Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either eeek:
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BM is out and she has been at the gin noooo:
No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow
Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either eeek:
Have a tonic...... whistle:
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BM is out and she has been at the gin noooo:
No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow
Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either eeek:
Have a tonic...... whistle:
Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to evil:
I think the cat drank the last one
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BM is out and she has been at the gin noooo:
No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow
Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either eeek:
Have a tonic...... whistle:
Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to evil:
I think the cat drank the last one
The mini........ Thumbs:
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BM is out and she has been at the gin noooo:
No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow
Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either eeek:
Have a tonic...... whistle:
Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to evil:
I think the cat drank the last one
The mini........ Thumbs:
Now that would be a moment worth waiting around for here if he gets hone and then I tell him I crashed it into the electric gates ......... Jail:
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BM is out and she has been at the gin noooo:
No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow
Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either eeek:
Have a tonic...... whistle:
Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to evil:
I think the cat drank the last one
The mini........ Thumbs:
Now that would be a moment worth waiting around for here if he gets hone and then I tell him I crashed it into the electric gates ......... Jail:
Go for it. Tell him APC made you do it
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BM is out and she has been at the gin noooo:
No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow
Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either eeek:
Have a tonic...... whistle:
Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to evil:
I think the cat drank the last one
The mini........ Thumbs:
Now that would be a moment worth waiting around for here if he gets hone and then I tell him I crashed it into the electric gates ......... Jail:
Go for it. Tell him APC made you do it
whistle:
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The lady talks sense, apart from the chutney bit.
Mind you, a vasectomy was a silly, if wise, present for a teenage boy.
happy001
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So what were you proposing to get him ?
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I haven't even bought it yet eveilgrin:
Well then don't ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive
How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
I like chutney......... Thumbs:
Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot rubschin:
Mmmmm. . . Must be a ferret joke there somewhere. rubschin:
shrugs: Absolutely and totally no idea Mr. MG - everyone know (who know and love Eddie Izzard) that is) that it's Earwigs that make all the chutney in the world ::) ::)
15. Enterprising Insects FACTS
And later on, you realize that bees aren’t so bad, because they only sting you once, and they only sting you as a last resort, which is the equivalent of the “do or die” card in “Escape from Colditz, The Board Game.” And also they make honey, and that’s an amazing thing! Bees make honey?! We’ve known this since we were kids, so we take it absolutely for granted, but bees are insects, furry body, red- not red, yellow and black stripy, hairy leggy, big ears- big eyes! Big ears as well, but they leave them behind when they go out. Got out of that one. Medium size wings, you know- they’re buzzy things, you know, and they make honey?! Which is in your morning, on your breakfast-y toastie, in a jar, kind of- how do they do that?! I mean, do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy? What is going on? Earwigs going, “Get the chutney under that stone there. (singing) We make chutney all day… It’s an earwig’s life, ain’t it? Put the chutney in there, there we go.” And spiders, saying, “Gravy, yes… no problem at all, mate. We’ll make spider gravy, the way spiders like to make it, yes… Put that cube in there… Hold on, Legs… There you go, mate. Can we get the measuring jar back when you’re finished?” It’s very weird!
Juxtapose "chutney" and "ferret" . . . . 2gayers:
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So what were you proposing to get him ?
Status Quo ear worm....... evil:
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So what were you proposing to get him ?
Status Quo ear worm....... evil:
Whatever you want...? rubschin:
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So what were you proposing to get him ?
Status Quo ear worm....... evil:
Whatever you want...? rubschin:
mong.......... noooo:
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So what were you proposing to get him ?
Status Quo ear worm....... evil:
Whatever you want...? rubschin:
mong.......... noooo:
How does that go...? rubschin:
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It only has the one chord like
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html)
Nick has friends.......... whistle:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html)
Nick has friends.......... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Father ... 19 ... 4 year old son. eeek:
BTW I gave both of my boys jars of chutney in their Christmas pressies last year and both were highly appreciative. cloud9:
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No fudge? rubschin:
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No fudge? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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OK you two. Naughty step. ... and on my Birthday too. evil:
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Phoned Mrs Nick last night to wish her happy birthday. Spoke to The Boy. Asked him what he had got her.
"Is it her birthday?" said he. noooo:
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OK you two. Naughty step. ... and on my Birthday too. evil:
redface:
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Phoned Mrs Nick last night to wish her happy birthday. Spoke to The Boy. Asked him what he had got her.
"Is it her birthday?" said he. noooo:
We could borrer Swillmore's card to him! Thumbs:
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Phoned Mrs Nick last night to wish her happy birthday. Spoke to The Boy. Asked him what he had got her.
"Is it her birthday?" said he. noooo:
He'll learn. noooo:
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Phoned Mrs Nick last night to wish her happy birthday. Spoke to The Boy. Asked him what he had got her.
"Is it her birthday?" said he. noooo:
Was it? whistle:
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evil:
59 noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html) . . .
happy001