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Title: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2013, 02:09:03 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Steve on November 24, 2013, 02:11:43 PM
is that an adjective or verb?
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2013, 02:16:43 PM
 Whatevah: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2013, 02:22:21 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: eveilgrin:

happy100
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 24, 2013, 02:22:35 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2013, 02:32:32 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: tel on November 24, 2013, 03:14:13 PM
Never had any  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Steve on November 24, 2013, 03:20:23 PM
Whatevah: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
lol:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2013, 03:33:23 PM
Xbox one or Playstation 4 ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2013, 03:36:54 PM
Xbox one or Playstation 4 ?  rubschin:

I think more likely Nick-nil
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2013, 04:17:18 PM
Xbox one or Playstation 4 ?  rubschin:

I think more likely Nick-nil

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2013, 04:24:56 PM
Xbox one or Playstation 4 ?  rubschin:

Neither cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2013, 04:26:55 PM
Xbox one or Playstation 4 ?  rubschin:

Neither cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He doesn't want to come away with you at Xmas does he?  scared2:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2013, 04:32:01 PM
Xbox one or Playstation 4 ?  rubschin:

Neither cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He doesn't want to come away with you at Xmas does he?  scared2:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 24, 2013, 05:15:57 PM
Never had any  cloud9:
Same here cloud9:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2013, 05:20:02 PM
Never had any  cloud9:
Same here cloud9:

You have me now....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2013, 05:22:50 PM
I am fucking enraged
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 24, 2013, 06:16:57 PM
I am fucking enraged

We'd never have guessed . . .

 Popcorn: eastdrink048 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2013, 07:21:56 PM
I am fucking enraged

Why?   
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2013, 07:25:00 PM
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2013, 07:27:09 PM
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Well that explains it....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2013, 07:27:39 PM
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

You'll give yourself a head ache. 
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2013, 07:28:29 PM
Makes a change from yours  evil:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2013, 07:32:15 PM
Mine have a purpose.  whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: boogs on November 24, 2013, 09:40:45 PM
Wot has he done    rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Just One More on November 24, 2013, 10:25:09 PM
Mine have a purpose.  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2013, 11:45:39 PM
Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2013, 11:46:59 PM
Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 06:35:35 AM
Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.

PIPNIC....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 25, 2013, 07:27:49 AM
Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.

 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: boogs on November 25, 2013, 08:26:52 AM
Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.

 cussing: cussing: cussing:

I'm with you Miss D. One     cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Other one no problem.      cloud9:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2013, 12:19:52 PM
Mine have never been a problem; I blame the parents.

PIPNIC....?  rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 12:21:30 PM
If he knows what is good for him he is going to have to apologise  evil:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2013, 12:25:31 PM
If he knows what is good for him he is going to have to apologise  evil:
is that you or him talking?

Have you considered the All New VP Arbitration service?   Both sides buy a round, we toss a coin and announce who's right

Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2013, 07:46:31 AM
If he knows what is good for him he is going to have to apologise  evil:

 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 11:14:55 AM
If he knows what is good for him he is going to have to apologise  evil:


For someone normally so verbose this thread is akin to getting blood out of a stone  ::)
What has he specifically done  ::)
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 11:16:46 AM
Complained in advance about his Christmas present  Angry9:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 11:22:36 AM
Complained in advance about his Christmas present  Angry9:

Well then send it back (get your refund) and limit his gift to a seedless satsuma  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 11:26:30 AM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 11:30:48 AM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 11:34:15 AM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?

I like chutney......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2013, 12:07:06 PM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:

I've warned before you about playing with temporal mechanics Nick.  eeek:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 12:11:45 PM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?

I like chutney......... Thumbs:


Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 12:12:32 PM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?

I like chutney......... Thumbs:


Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot  rubschin:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 26, 2013, 01:28:34 PM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?

I like chutney......... Thumbs:


Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot  rubschin:

Mmmmm. . . Must be a ferret joke there somewhere.    rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2013, 01:32:16 PM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The lady talks sense, apart from the chutney bit.

Mind you, a vasectomy was a silly, if wise, present for a teenage boy.
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 01:54:57 PM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?

I like chutney......... Thumbs:


Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot  rubschin:

Mmmmm. . . Must be a ferret joke there somewhere.    rubschin:

 shrugs: Absolutely and totally no idea Mr. MG  - everyone know (who know and love Eddie Izzard) that is) that it's Earwigs that make all the chutney in the world  ::) ::)

15. Enterprising Insects FACTS


And later on, you realize that bees aren’t so bad, because they only sting you once, and they only sting you as a last resort, which is the equivalent of the “do or die” card in “Escape from Colditz, The Board Game.” And also they make honey, and that’s an amazing thing! Bees make honey?! We’ve known this since we were kids, so we take it absolutely for granted, but bees are insects, furry body, red- not red, yellow and black stripy, hairy leggy, big ears- big eyes! Big ears as well, but they leave them behind when they go out. Got out of that one. Medium size wings, you know- they’re buzzy things, you know, and they make honey?! Which is in your morning, on your breakfast-y toastie, in a jar, kind of- how do they do that?! I mean, do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy? What is going on? Earwigs going, “Get the chutney under that stone there. (singing) We make chutney all day… It’s an earwig’s life, ain’t it? Put the chutney in there, there we go.” And spiders, saying, “Gravy, yes… no problem at all, mate. We’ll make spider gravy, the way spiders like to make it, yes… Put that cube in there… Hold on, Legs… There you go, mate. Can we get the measuring jar back when you’re finished?” It’s very weird! 
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 01:58:39 PM
BM is out and she has been at the gin  noooo:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 02:13:33 PM
BM is out and she has been at the gin  noooo:

No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow

Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either  eeek:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 02:56:56 PM
BM is out and she has been at the gin  noooo:

No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow

Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either  eeek:

Have a tonic...... whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 03:58:33 PM
BM is out and she has been at the gin  noooo:

No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow

Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either  eeek:

Have a tonic...... whistle:


Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to  evil:

I think the cat drank the last one 
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 04:02:37 PM
BM is out and she has been at the gin  noooo:

No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow

Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either  eeek:

Have a tonic...... whistle:


Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to  evil:

I think the cat drank the last one

The mini........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 04:10:13 PM
BM is out and she has been at the gin  noooo:

No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow

Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either  eeek:

Have a tonic...... whistle:


Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to  evil:

I think the cat drank the last one

The mini........ Thumbs:


Now that would be a moment worth waiting around for here if he gets hone and then I tell him I crashed it into the electric gates .........  Jail:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2013, 04:19:52 PM
BM is out and she has been at the gin  noooo:

No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow

Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either  eeek:

Have a tonic...... whistle:


Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to  evil:

I think the cat drank the last one

The mini........ Thumbs:


Now that would be a moment worth waiting around for here if he gets hone and then I tell him I crashed it into the electric gates .........  Jail:

Go for it. Tell him APC made you do it
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 04:21:15 PM
BM is out and she has been at the gin  noooo:

No I've not.......................I've been actually really quite busy and dedicated today, sorting out all the right paperwork he needs to get his CRC done tomorrow

Not heard a word from him yet though and nothing from Miss. A either  eeek:

Have a tonic...... whistle:


Weeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll if I had a vehicle and could get down to the shops I might be able to  evil:

I think the cat drank the last one

The mini........ Thumbs:


Now that would be a moment worth waiting around for here if he gets hone and then I tell him I crashed it into the electric gates .........  Jail:

Go for it. Tell him APC made you do it

 whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 04:46:58 PM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The lady talks sense, apart from the chutney bit.

Mind you, a vasectomy was a silly, if wise, present for a teenage boy.


happy001
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2013, 06:45:46 PM
So what were you proposing to get him ?
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 26, 2013, 06:48:34 PM
I haven't even bought it yet  eveilgrin:


Well then don't  ::) If he's really been that rude anticipating the present then frankly perhaps he really doesn't deserve something nice/expensive

How about making him a jar of home made chutney?

I like chutney......... Thumbs:


Me too ..... if I make any before I depart again for the UK I'll give you a pot  rubschin:

Mmmmm. . . Must be a ferret joke there somewhere.    rubschin:

 shrugs: Absolutely and totally no idea Mr. MG  - everyone know (who know and love Eddie Izzard) that is) that it's Earwigs that make all the chutney in the world  ::) ::)

15. Enterprising Insects FACTS


And later on, you realize that bees aren’t so bad, because they only sting you once, and they only sting you as a last resort, which is the equivalent of the “do or die” card in “Escape from Colditz, The Board Game.” And also they make honey, and that’s an amazing thing! Bees make honey?! We’ve known this since we were kids, so we take it absolutely for granted, but bees are insects, furry body, red- not red, yellow and black stripy, hairy leggy, big ears- big eyes! Big ears as well, but they leave them behind when they go out. Got out of that one. Medium size wings, you know- they’re buzzy things, you know, and they make honey?! Which is in your morning, on your breakfast-y toastie, in a jar, kind of- how do they do that?! I mean, do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy? What is going on? Earwigs going, “Get the chutney under that stone there. (singing) We make chutney all day… It’s an earwig’s life, ain’t it? Put the chutney in there, there we go.” And spiders, saying, “Gravy, yes… no problem at all, mate. We’ll make spider gravy, the way spiders like to make it, yes… Put that cube in there… Hold on, Legs… There you go, mate. Can we get the measuring jar back when you’re finished?” It’s very weird!

Juxtapose "chutney" and "ferret" . . . .       2gayers:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 07:18:47 PM
So what were you proposing to get him ?

Status Quo ear worm....... evil:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 07:24:13 PM
So what were you proposing to get him ?

Status Quo ear worm....... evil:

Whatever you want...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 07:25:21 PM
So what were you proposing to get him ?

Status Quo ear worm....... evil:

Whatever you want...?  rubschin:

mong.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 07:26:16 PM
So what were you proposing to get him ?

Status Quo ear worm....... evil:

Whatever you want...?  rubschin:

mong.......... noooo:

How does that go...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 07:28:54 PM
It only has the one chord like
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2013, 01:01:38 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html)


Nick has friends.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 06:15:23 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html)


Nick has friends.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2013, 07:16:28 AM
Father ... 19 ... 4 year old son.   eeek:



BTW I gave both of my boys jars of chutney in their Christmas pressies last year and both were highly appreciative.     cloud9:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 08:54:00 AM
No fudge?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 09:19:08 AM
No fudge?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
OK you two.  Naughty step.  ... and on my Birthday too.  evil:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 09:51:07 AM
Phoned Mrs Nick last night to wish her happy birthday.  Spoke to The Boy. Asked him what he had got her.

"Is it her birthday?" said he.  noooo:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 09:52:39 AM
OK you two.  Naughty step.  ... and on my Birthday too.  evil:

 redface:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 09:53:15 AM
Phoned Mrs Nick last night to wish her happy birthday.  Spoke to The Boy. Asked him what he had got her.

"Is it her birthday?" said he.  noooo:

We could borrer Swillmore's card to him!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2013, 09:53:22 AM
Phoned Mrs Nick last night to wish her happy birthday.  Spoke to The Boy. Asked him what he had got her.

"Is it her birthday?" said he.  noooo:

He'll learn.    noooo:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Just One More on December 06, 2013, 06:04:58 PM
Phoned Mrs Nick last night to wish her happy birthday.  Spoke to The Boy. Asked him what he had got her.

"Is it her birthday?" said he.  noooo:

Was it?  whistle:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 06:15:34 PM
 evil:

59  noooo:
Title: Re: Fvcking teenage demanding kids
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2013, 12:20:02 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518874/Father-receives-photo-XBox-One-duped-Ebay.html) . . .
happy001