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Title: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 12:41:24 PM
Working on a bid for a contract. University.  evil:  The Equal Opps stuff is beyond ludicrous. I am actually jave to write an Equal Opps policy for myself  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2013, 01:21:12 PM
On your PC ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 01:22:50 PM
On your PC ....... rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2013, 01:33:13 PM
Nothing worse than a tick in your box. Probably why we lost to the Aussies.  noooo:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 01:38:01 PM
Tell them you have a medical condition  ie: talcum powder dependency



Or tell them you can stride the same length as a woman and claim compensation  whistle:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2013, 01:48:35 PM
the section on equal opportunity for "demanding kids" should be interesting   ;)

Seriously, much sympathy Nick.  Nowadays not only do you need to be good you have to prove you had a plan to be good and have documented proof that you and yours were good at all times. 
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 01:49:56 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 01:54:11 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:

What on earth were the 12 options
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 01:55:42 PM
I will tell you when you are older  whistle:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2013, 01:58:01 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:

What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2013, 01:58:53 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:

What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led

It's a different 12 for a laydee of course.
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 01:59:32 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:

What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led

Blameless, that's me  .................
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 02:06:53 PM
Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:

1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married

so what are
9
10
11
and
12

 shocked003

Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 02:08:19 PM
I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience  sad24:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 02:10:26 PM
I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience  sad24:

To be fair, she was kafflik.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 02:10:36 PM
I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience  sad24:


That was my joke one  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Oh you are a bit tetchy today  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 02:11:49 PM
I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience  sad24:


That was my joke one  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Oh you are a bit tetchy today  rubschin:

I 'spec he is worried about keeping your oven clean when he cooks for the Smuggers Christmas Party like.....
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 02:12:45 PM
I am not cleaning her bloody oven  evil:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 02:14:04 PM
I am not cleaning her bloody oven  evil:

I could get a flip-flop in after....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 02:16:46 PM
The Latvian Triplets are quite versatile, but they don't come cheap
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2013, 02:17:16 PM
I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience  sad24:


That was my joke one  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Oh you are a bit tetchy today  rubschin:

I 'spec he is worried about keeping your oven clean when he cooks for the Smuggers Christmas Party like.....

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2013, 02:39:15 PM
With those 2 buggers left unsupervised the oven may be the only thing still in one piece by the time LL returns....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 03:01:26 PM
The Latvian Triplets are quite versatile, but they don't come cheap

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2013, 03:07:39 PM
Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:

1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married

so what are
9
10
11
and
12

 shocked003
On noes don't go searching for that  scared2:

Here's how I as a boring old bloke wot fancies women worked it out like

Ignoring illegal stuff, siamese twins and domination stuff (eurgghh) or even maggots  I start with 6 possible gender variants

Male  Thumbs:
Female  Thumbs:
Hermaphrodite (both bits)  scared2:
Sexless (none)   rubschin:
Transgender M->F (bits lopped off)  scared2: sick2:
Transgender F-M (bits constructed?)  scared2:

So [geek mode] there are 6!/2 unique combinations of which type fancies which type and that's over 300!   They must have slimmed it down a bit to get 12   [/geek mode].   And I suspect we'd all find ~11 of those a bit sus. 



Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2013, 03:17:50 PM
Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:

1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married

so what are
9
10
11
and
12

 shocked003
On noes don't go searching for that  scared2:

Here's how I as a boring old bloke wot fancies women worked it out like

Ignoring illegal stuff, siamese twins and domination stuff (eurgghh) or even maggots  I start with 6 possible gender variants

Male  Thumbs:
Female  Thumbs:
Hermaphrodite (both bits)  scared2:
Sexless (none)   rubschin:
Transgender M->F (bits lopped off)  scared2: sick2:
Transgender F-M (bits constructed?)  scared2:

So [geek mode] there are 6!/2 unique combinations of which type fancies which type and that's over 300!   They must have slimmed it down a bit to get 12   [/geek mode].   And I suspect we'd all find ~11 of those a bit sus.
[pedant]Your mathematical prowess arriving at 300+ combinations is not in doubt, but Nicks form required him , as I understood it, to select which of 12 categories applied to him, not which category applied and which category would he choose for physical congress. [/pedant]
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 03:20:03 PM
It never said anything about donkeys  sad24:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 03:24:55 PM
It never said anything about donkeys  sad24:

Goats...?
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 03:25:25 PM
It never said anything about donkeys  sad24:

But what were the twelve options............................Seriously I am interested what they could possibly put on the form without getting themselves into deep do do.............................plus I can still only come up with 7 normal ones and actually 9 or 10 if I add the other possibilities I'd rather not think about

Juts scan the page of the form in and let us know  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2013, 05:26:29 PM
It never said anything about donkeys  sad24:

But what were the twelve options............................Seriously I am interested what they could possibly put on the form without getting themselves into deep do do.............................plus I can still only come up with 7 normal ones and actually 9 or 10 if I add the other possibilities I'd rather not think about

Juts scan the page of the form in and let us know  eveilgrin:
^^^^^^^^^^
Wot she said  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 05:36:30 PM
Online.

I ticked "Other"  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2013, 05:42:18 PM
Online.

I ticked "MOther"  :thumbsup:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 06:01:52 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 06:46:30 PM
evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: boogs on November 25, 2013, 11:15:12 PM
Online.

I ticked "Other"  :thumbsup:


 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Ticking the right boxes
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 08:25:04 AM
Online.

I ticked "Other"  :thumbsup:


Absolutely no help to me at all and my obvious need to expand my education  angry041:

''Online'' fine but I don't know where whereas you do Mr. N - so go back on line to the website/page you know and print it off, scan it in, and enlighten us all - well me at least

Thank you  Thumbs: