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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 12:41:24 PM
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Working on a bid for a contract. University. evil: The Equal Opps stuff is beyond ludicrous. I am actually jave to write an Equal Opps policy for myself cussing: cussing: cussing:
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On your PC ....... rubschin:
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On your PC ....... rubschin:
drumroll:
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Nothing worse than a tick in your box. Probably why we lost to the Aussies. noooo:
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Tell them you have a medical condition ie: talcum powder dependency
Or tell them you can stride the same length as a woman and claim compensation whistle:
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the section on equal opportunity for "demanding kids" should be interesting ;)
Seriously, much sympathy Nick. Nowadays not only do you need to be good you have to prove you had a plan to be good and have documented proof that you and yours were good at all times.
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This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from Shocked:
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This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from Shocked:
What on earth were the 12 options
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I will tell you when you are older whistle:
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This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from Shocked:
What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led
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This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from Shocked:
What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led
It's a different 12 for a laydee of course.
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This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from Shocked:
What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led
Blameless, that's me .................
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Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:
1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married
so what are
9
10
11
and
12
shocked003
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I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience sad24:
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I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience sad24:
To be fair, she was kafflik..... noooo:
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I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience sad24:
That was my joke one ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Oh you are a bit tetchy today rubschin:
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I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience sad24:
That was my joke one ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Oh you are a bit tetchy today rubschin:
I 'spec he is worried about keeping your oven clean when he cooks for the Smuggers Christmas Party like.....
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I am not cleaning her bloody oven evil:
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I am not cleaning her bloody oven evil:
I could get a flip-flop in after.... Thumbs:
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The Latvian Triplets are quite versatile, but they don't come cheap
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I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience sad24:
That was my joke one ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Oh you are a bit tetchy today rubschin:
I 'spec he is worried about keeping your oven clean when he cooks for the Smuggers Christmas Party like.....
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With those 2 buggers left unsupervised the oven may be the only thing still in one piece by the time LL returns.... rubschin:
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The Latvian Triplets are quite versatile, but they don't come cheap
rubschin:
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Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:
1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married
so what are
9
10
11
and
12
shocked003
On noes don't go searching for that scared2:
Here's how I as a boring old bloke wot fancies women worked it out like
Ignoring illegal stuff, siamese twins and domination stuff (eurgghh) or even maggots I start with 6 possible gender variants
Male Thumbs:
Female Thumbs:
Hermaphrodite (both bits) scared2:
Sexless (none) rubschin:
Transgender M->F (bits lopped off) scared2: sick2:
Transgender F-M (bits constructed?) scared2:
So [geek mode] there are 6!/2 unique combinations of which type fancies which type and that's over 300! They must have slimmed it down a bit to get 12 [/geek mode]. And I suspect we'd all find ~11 of those a bit sus.
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Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:
1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married
so what are
9
10
11
and
12
shocked003
On noes don't go searching for that scared2:
Here's how I as a boring old bloke wot fancies women worked it out like
Ignoring illegal stuff, siamese twins and domination stuff (eurgghh) or even maggots I start with 6 possible gender variants
Male Thumbs:
Female Thumbs:
Hermaphrodite (both bits) scared2:
Sexless (none) rubschin:
Transgender M->F (bits lopped off) scared2: sick2:
Transgender F-M (bits constructed?) scared2:
So [geek mode] there are 6!/2 unique combinations of which type fancies which type and that's over 300! They must have slimmed it down a bit to get 12 [/geek mode]. And I suspect we'd all find ~11 of those a bit sus.
[pedant]Your mathematical prowess arriving at 300+ combinations is not in doubt, but Nicks form required him , as I understood it, to select which of 12 categories applied to him, not which category applied and which category would he choose for physical congress. [/pedant]
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It never said anything about donkeys sad24:
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It never said anything about donkeys sad24:
Goats...?
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It never said anything about donkeys sad24:
But what were the twelve options............................Seriously I am interested what they could possibly put on the form without getting themselves into deep do do.............................plus I can still only come up with 7 normal ones and actually 9 or 10 if I add the other possibilities I'd rather not think about
Juts scan the page of the form in and let us know eveilgrin:
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It never said anything about donkeys sad24:
But what were the twelve options............................Seriously I am interested what they could possibly put on the form without getting themselves into deep do do.............................plus I can still only come up with 7 normal ones and actually 9 or 10 if I add the other possibilities I'd rather not think about
Juts scan the page of the form in and let us know eveilgrin:
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Wot she said Thumbs:
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Online.
I ticked "Other" :thumbsup:
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Online.
I ticked "MOther" :thumbsup:
eeek:
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evil:
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evil:
point:
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Online.
I ticked "Other" :thumbsup:
Popcorn:
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Online.
I ticked "Other" :thumbsup:
Absolutely no help to me at all and my obvious need to expand my education angry041:
''Online'' fine but I don't know where whereas you do Mr. N - so go back on line to the website/page you know and print it off, scan it in, and enlighten us all - well me at least
Thank you Thumbs: