The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 01:26:13 PM
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All nice n ready like......... Thumbs:
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... unlike the job whistle:
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tunble: Not a call nothing............... evil:
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Prolly cut the phone lines noooo:
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There or here ????????
Am I being burgled and not noticing
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There or here ????????
Am I being burgled and not noticing
eeek:
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He's just phoned (well about 1/2 hour ago) but I was too busy to cut short my ironing marathon surrender: to come on here..............
Think it went okay - he's now on his way through Nicosia traffic - that will censored: him off I'm sure
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He's just phoned (well about 1/2 hour ago) but I was too busy to cut short my ironing marathon surrender: to come on here..............
Think it went okay - he's now on his way through Nicosia traffic - that will censored: him off I'm sure
Thumbs: waiting for my commission......... cloud9:
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He's just phoned (well about 1/2 hour ago) but I was too busy to cut short my ironing marathon surrender: to come on here..............
Think it went okay - he's now on his way through Nicosia traffic - that will censored: him off I'm sure
Thumbs: waiting for my commission......... cloud9:
This is Miss. A's commission......................... point:
He hasn't even called yours yet but hopefully will soon and then maybe I can really retired - I could have him jobbed out to three different places if all goes well cloud9:
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Pleased to report that BM has had a very productive day and apart from a cup of tea made with carnation milk that he was less than impressed with, all went well I think rubschin:
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Milkyslopsgate eeek: eeek:
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Definitely was milkyslops - Greeks can't make tea, mind you, neither can I
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He's just phoned (well about 1/2 hour ago) but I was too busy to cut short my ironing marathon surrender: to come on here..............
Think it went okay - he's now on his way through Nicosia traffic - that will censored: him off I'm sure
Thumbs: waiting for my commission......... cloud9:
This is Miss. A's commission......................... point:
He hasn't even called yours yet but hopefully will soon and then maybe I can really retired - I could have him jobbed out to three different places if all goes well cloud9:
Well if he phoned when they asked....... whistle:
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Definitely was milkyslops - Greeks can't make tea, mind you, neither can I
You make lovely tea.... cloud9:
Mike on the other hand..... sick2:
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The tea bag bill was light today because that flip-flop was mopping the floors all day! cussing:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
Do not say that about her. noooo:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
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Or just wee on the floor and let her mop it up?
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
LL has him trained ......... whistle:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door.... redface:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door.... redface:
point: Scared of the maid. noooo:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door.... redface:
They all squint ....... noooo:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
What a wuss!
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door.... redface:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door.... redface:
They all squint ....... noooo:
She's Sri Lankan!! He's a big girl's blouse...
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Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble? redface:
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She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded.... noooo:
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
A big, fat greasy thing.... noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door.... redface:
They all squint ....... noooo:
She's Sri Lankan!! He's a big girl's blouse...
noooo:
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Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble? redface:
I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
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Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble? redface:
I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
Nothing like a bit of stereotyping is there?
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Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble? redface:
I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
noooo: ;D
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Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble? redface:
I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
Nothing like a bit of stereotyping is there?
I find it saves valuable time redface:
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Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble? redface:
I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
Nothing like a bit of stereotyping is there?
I find it saves valuable time redface:
Both hands....... Thumbs:
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
I love 'em Thumbs:
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
I love 'em Thumbs:
http://www.greektastes.com/koupes-bulgur-minced-meat-croquettes/ (http://www.greektastes.com/koupes-bulgur-minced-meat-croquettes/)
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
I love 'em Thumbs:
http://www.greektastes.com/koupes-bulgur-minced-meat-croquettes/ (http://www.greektastes.com/koupes-bulgur-minced-meat-croquettes/)
I still got the spelling wrong noooo:
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Cyprus loses Eurovision Scrabble Contest
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Cyprus loses Eurovision Scrabble Contest
Not to the bar........ whistle:
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
As greasy as fuck.... noooo:
I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
As greasy as fuck.... noooo:
I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
As greasy as fuck.... noooo:
I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!
I bet you ate it.... ::)
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
As greasy as fuck.... noooo:
I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!
I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
As greasy as fuck.... noooo:
I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!
I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....
My case rests.... ::)
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
As greasy as fuck.... noooo:
I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!
I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....
My case rests.... ::)
Hmmmm...next time you can get your own lunch and I will leave to the mercies of mikes tea, oh, and I'll tell Lanka to keep mopping, especially around the gents
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
As greasy as fuck.... noooo:
I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!
I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....
My case rests.... ::)
Hmmmm...next time you can get your own lunch and I will leave to the mercies of mikes tea, oh, and I'll tell Lanka to keep mopping, especially around the gents
sad24:
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Foil her and use the Ladies :thumbsup: (Another top tip)
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Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
As greasy as fuck.... noooo:
I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!
I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....
Time for my KFC joke......... rubschin:
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Foil her and use the Ladies :thumbsup: (Another top tip)
Oh noes... noooo:
You have to go past the gents to get to the laydees....