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Title: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 01:26:13 PM
All nice n ready like......... Thumbs:


Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2013, 01:28:26 PM
... unlike the job  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 02:14:36 PM
 tunble: Not a call nothing............... evil:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 02:15:36 PM
Prolly cut the phone lines  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 02:21:04 PM
There or here ????????

Am I being burgled and not noticing
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Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2013, 03:20:15 PM
There or here ????????

Am I being burgled and not noticing

 eeek:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 03:56:37 PM
He's just phoned (well about 1/2 hour ago) but I was too busy to cut short my ironing marathon  surrender: to come on here..............

Think it went okay - he's now on his way through Nicosia traffic - that will  censored: him off I'm sure

 
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 03:58:19 PM
He's just phoned (well about 1/2 hour ago) but I was too busy to cut short my ironing marathon  surrender: to come on here..............

Think it went okay - he's now on his way through Nicosia traffic - that will  censored: him off I'm sure

 Thumbs:  waiting for my commission......... cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Landlady on November 26, 2013, 04:08:30 PM
He's just phoned (well about 1/2 hour ago) but I was too busy to cut short my ironing marathon  surrender: to come on here..............

Think it went okay - he's now on his way through Nicosia traffic - that will  censored: him off I'm sure

 Thumbs:  waiting for my commission......... cloud9:


This is Miss. A's commission......................... point:

He hasn't even called yours yet but hopefully will soon and then maybe I can really retired - I could have him jobbed out to three different places if all goes well  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 04:11:05 PM
Pleased to report that BM has had a very productive day and apart from a cup of tea made with carnation milk that he was less than impressed with, all went well I think rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 04:11:49 PM
Milkyslopsgate  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 04:14:22 PM
Definitely was milkyslops - Greeks can't make tea, mind you, neither can I
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 04:16:18 PM
He's just phoned (well about 1/2 hour ago) but I was too busy to cut short my ironing marathon  surrender: to come on here..............

Think it went okay - he's now on his way through Nicosia traffic - that will  censored: him off I'm sure

 Thumbs:  waiting for my commission......... cloud9:


This is Miss. A's commission......................... point:

He hasn't even called yours yet but hopefully will soon and then maybe I can really retired - I could have him jobbed out to three different places if all goes well  cloud9:

Well if he phoned when they asked....... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 04:48:50 PM
Definitely was milkyslops - Greeks can't make tea, mind you, neither can I

You make lovely tea....  cloud9:

Mike on the other hand.....  sick2:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 04:50:22 PM
The tea bag bill was light today because that flip-flop was mopping the floors all day!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 04:52:43 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 05:00:40 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:01:51 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 05:02:41 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2013, 05:03:34 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:

Do not say that about her.  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 05:05:13 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 05:06:34 PM
Or just wee on the floor and let her mop it up?
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:06:51 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?

          LL has him trained ......... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 05:12:49 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?

She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door....  redface:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2013, 05:15:03 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?

She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door....  redface:

 point: Scared of the maid.  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:15:40 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?

She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door....  redface:

They all squint ....... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 05:16:38 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:
What a wuss!
Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?

She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door....  redface:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 05:21:48 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?

She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door....  redface:

They all squint ....... noooo:
She's Sri Lankan!! He's a big girl's blouse...
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 05:24:20 PM
Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble?  redface:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
She's not a flip flop!, she's Lanka and she's fab!

I couldn't get near the bog for hours cos all the floors were wet - I nearly exploded....  noooo:

Miss A made lunch....... rubschin:

A big, fat greasy thing....  noooo:
It was a koube, and very glad he was of it as well, given that he had no lunch. Why didn't BM just walk on the wet floor to get to the khazi like the rest of us?

She gave me a nasty look every time I made a move towards the door....  redface:

They all squint ....... noooo:
She's Sri Lankan!! He's a big girl's blouse...


 noooo:   
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2013, 05:34:13 PM
Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble?  redface:

I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 05:35:53 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 05:38:01 PM
Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble?  redface:

I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
Nothing like a bit of stereotyping is there?
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:38:29 PM
Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble?  redface:

I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.

 noooo:   ;D
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 05:39:09 PM
Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble?  redface:

I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
Nothing like a bit of stereotyping is there?

I find it saves valuable time  redface:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:40:40 PM
Does that mean her name is like a bad hand in Scrabble?  redface:

I am sure she would also offer that service for a few bob.
Nothing like a bit of stereotyping is there?

I find it saves valuable time  redface:

Both hands....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 05:44:49 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:46:08 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 05:47:23 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
I love 'em Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:48:36 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
I love 'em Thumbs:


http://www.greektastes.com/koupes-bulgur-minced-meat-croquettes/ (http://www.greektastes.com/koupes-bulgur-minced-meat-croquettes/)
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 05:52:57 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:
I love 'em Thumbs:


http://www.greektastes.com/koupes-bulgur-minced-meat-croquettes/ (http://www.greektastes.com/koupes-bulgur-minced-meat-croquettes/)

I still got the spelling wrong noooo:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
Cyprus loses Eurovision Scrabble Contest
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 05:54:48 PM
Cyprus loses Eurovision Scrabble Contest

Not to the bar........ whistle:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 06:41:36 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:

As greasy as fuck....  noooo:

I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 06:45:37 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:

As greasy as fuck....  noooo:

I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 06:51:21 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:

As greasy as fuck....  noooo:

I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!

I bet you ate it.... ::)
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 06:52:36 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:

As greasy as fuck....  noooo:

I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!

I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 06:53:32 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:

As greasy as fuck....  noooo:

I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!

I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....

My case rests.... ::)
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 26, 2013, 06:56:02 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:

As greasy as fuck....  noooo:

I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!

I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....

My case rests.... ::)
Hmmmm...next time you can get your own lunch and I will leave to the mercies of mikes tea, oh, and I'll tell Lanka to keep mopping, especially around the gents
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 07:07:43 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:

As greasy as fuck....  noooo:

I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!

I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....

My case rests.... ::)
Hmmmm...next time you can get your own lunch and I will leave to the mercies of mikes tea, oh, and I'll tell Lanka to keep mopping, especially around the gents

 sad24:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2013, 07:11:44 PM
Foil her and use the Ladies  :thumbsup:  (Another top tip)
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2013, 07:14:26 PM
Good man. And I googled Koube and it doesn't exist  noooo:
Is actually spelt kouve, my mistake, pronounced goube and is a long Greek scotch egg type of thing with savoury mince instead of sausage meat and no egg in the middle.

And coated in crushed wheat.........they are yummy...... Thumbs:

As greasy as fuck....  noooo:

I could only eat one... Miss A scoffed down two and had her eyes on my spare one...
I wouldn't have your spare one if you were giving it away, what an ingrate!

I bet you ate it.... ::)
I did not so! I binned it, the bag was all greasy....

Time for my KFC joke......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's New Job ..again..
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2013, 07:22:03 PM
Foil her and use the Ladies  :thumbsup:  (Another top tip)

Oh noes...  noooo:

You have to go past the gents to get to the laydees....