The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on November 27, 2013, 01:34:40 PM
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Some people are just amazing.
Totally absolutely frickin unbelievable cussing:
Just on the journey into work this morning got to the tube station and went to pick up my free newspaper from outside. There was some immobile blob of a wumman , who had obviously arranged to meet someone, who had decided it was appropriate to stand right in front of the newspapers. She was getting really ticked off with people hustling her trying to get a paper.
Why don't you just MOVE !!!!
Go into tube , swerve the suitcase and pully behindy people , and then get to ticket barrier. Bloke stands just in front , rifling through pockets trying to find his ticket.
Why don't you just MOVE !!!!
Get to work and then one of two the swirly whirly doors not working and some people outside the working one having a last desperate fag before entering the palace of oppression ; have to ask them to get out of the way.
Why don't you just MOVE !!!!
Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Angry9: Banghead cussing: Angry9: Banghead cussing:
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noooo: People move in mysterious ways.
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Not a moving experience, Miss D.
It's moved Cool Hand Luke, though. Happy to blast these miscreants with my kangaroo gun.
Might use it on Darwin, too. He was my hero, but I just realized that he needs emoticons as a crutch. I am a broken man.
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Not a moving experience, Miss D.
It's moved Cool Hand Luke, though. Happy to blast these miscreants with my kangaroo gun.
Might use it on Darwin, too. He was my hero, but I just realized that he needs emoticons as a crutch. I am a broken man.
I would never be without my crutch, even though it is lightly used these days.
Emoticons are needed in communication with the common folk, much as you would pat a dog on the head. Then you may persuade yourself that they understand some of the words.
You may recall this was covered in some depth by Aeschylus' Postulate on the Social Differentiations of the Human Species. Sadly I only possess the rather poor 1783 translation into Latin by the College Firenze, should you wish to re-visit the piece.
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I agree on the 1783 translation: does no justice to the work at all and massacres subtle nuances.
I intend creating my own Latin translation when time permits. In the interim, the original Greek is adequate.
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On this subject, my medieval Italian is a bit rusty, but I see that Clive James' translation of the Inferno is up for an award. So that was what he was doing in the London Library for so long rubschin:
I may have to have a look at that.
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Misogynist .....................or do my emotions betray me
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Aeschylus' The Eumenides is not so much misogynistic as patriarchal. Mind you, the Appolonian view was not widely accepted at the time.
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Has Nick had a brain transplant ?
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Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
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No, Landlady, there is no misogynistic bone in Cool Hand's body.
As an example, he is deeply concerned that Miss D might encounter further human impediments on her way home from work.
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Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
No need to carp, Barman.
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Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
No need to carp, Barman.
Double jeopardy I see.
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Just desperate to see the emoticon twice.
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Don't you just also hate those people who swerve off to one side (right or left) without doing a shoulder check.............
Did they never do their basic motorbike training eeek:
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I hate customs officers that don't get out of your way on station platforms..... whistle:
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Don't you just also hate those people who swerve off to one side (right or left)
Are there other choices of direction in the 'one side' category, that I have missed all these years?
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Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
No need to carp, Barman.
Hahahahaha! That's brill! Thumbs:
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Don't you just also hate those people who swerve off to one side (right or left)
Are there other choices of direction in the 'one side' category, that I have missed all these years?
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Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
No need to carp, Barman.
Hahahahaha! That's brill! Thumbs:
I can see you're breaming over.
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The owld trout is floundering
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The owld trout is floundering
Don't tell him Pike
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It's true !!!
Nick has had his lobotomy reversed.
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Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
Where is the fish out of water emoticon....? Shrugs:
No need to carp, Barman.
Hahahahaha! That's brill! Thumbs:
I can see you're breaming over.
Well he normally talks pollocks..... noooo:
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The owld trout is floundering
I think he knows his plaice now.... Thumbs:
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The owld trout is floundering
I think he knows his plaice now.... Thumbs:
Show him a thread and he will just fillet with crap carp.
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Eel be in trouble now
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Eel be in trouble now
He doesn't understand the scale of it.... noooo:
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Miss D's poor thread....... noooo:
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She doesn't even like fish noooo:
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She doesn't even like fish noooo:
The finger points at you I'm afraid.
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A big boy made me do it sad32:
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She doesn't even like fish noooo:
The finger points at you I'm afraid.
lol: lol: now she has to trawl through all this......... noooo:
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I don't think she cares for tiddlers
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Bless her sole.
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Planktons ....the lot of you cussing:
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scared:
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scared:
I know she's well crabby....... noooo:
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Crabs cloud9: cloud9:
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Mussels cloud9: cloud9:
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Sven eeek:
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Whale she got upset about all that.
When her bloke comes home eel get it, especially if he has got that mullet hairdo.
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The pub trawls new depths.... noooo:
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The pub trawls new depths.... noooo:
Done that joke........ cussing: mong......
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The pub trawls new depths.... noooo:
Done that joke........ cussing: mong......
I did it better.... redface:
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The pub trawls new depths.... noooo:
Done that joke........ cussing: mong......
I did it batter.... redface:
rubschin:
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The pub trawls new depths.... noooo:
Done that joke........ cussing: mong......
I did it batter.... redface:
rubschin:
I was going to put that! cussing:
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The pub trawls new depths.... noooo:
Done that joke........ cussing: mong......
I did it batter.... redface:
rubschin:
I was going to put that! cussing:
The one that got away....... noooo:
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Liar:
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Have we established that Miss D got home without being blocked by a phalanx of Poms who shower fortnightly ?
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Have we established that Miss D got home without being blocked by a phalanx of Poms who shower fortnightly ?
noooo:
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Have we established that Miss D got home without being blocked by a phalanx of Poms who shower fortnightly ?
noooo:
She sounds so young and naive and trusting - can it be that she can't leave her workplace because a family of indolent English Cypriots is blocking the exit ? All probably completely Pissouried.
Cool Luke is rarely afraid, but I fear for Miss D.
Hopefully she's just spending a few happy hours queuing for a bus. A favorite pastime in the UK, I'm told.
Where I come from, we queue for a sheep, but that's another story.
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Have we established that Miss D got home without being blocked by a phalanx of Poms who shower fortnightly ?
noooo:
She sounds so young and naive and trusting - can it be that she can't leave her workplace because a family of indolent English Cypriots is blocking the exit ? All probably completely Pissouried.
Cool Luke is rarely afraid, but I fear for Miss D.
Hopefully she's just spending a few happy hours queuing for a bus. A favorite pastime in the UK, I'm told.
Where I come from, we queue for a sheep, but that's another story.
eeek:
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
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. . . . . . . . . .Where I come from, we queue for a sheep, but that's another story.
Well we've all got time to hear it (well read) so go on then
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
Stop working :thumbsup:
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
Get someone to stand infront of your inbox........ Thumbs:
back on topic....... cloud9:
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
Get someone to stand infront of your inbox........ Thumbs:
back on topic....... cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
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Sense prevails :thumbsup:
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I don't understand. Has Barman given everyone who uses this website access to everyone else's work or personal email address ?
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
Have you got your email address on your profile? Recommend removal to prevent unsolicited attention .
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or it could be the email you receive when someone send you a PM
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or it could be the email you receive when someone send you a PM
Most likely...
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I don't understand. Has Barman given everyone who uses this website access to everyone else's work or personal email address ?
BM also has bedcam access. Thumbs:
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
You reported a thread to the moderator (me) a few days ago and I replied to that....was that it...?
Otherwise you will get an e-mail if any body sends you a PM (personal message) but you can switch this off in your profile...
Your personal e-mail address is unavailable to anybody else...
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
You reported a thread to the moderator (me) a few days ago and I replied to that....was that it...?
Otherwise you will get an e-mail if any body sends you a PM (personal message) but you can switch this off in your profile...
Your personal e-mail address is unavailable to anybody else...unless they pay....
noooo:
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eeek: noooo:
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
You reported a thread to the moderator (me) a few days ago and I replied to that....was that it...?
Otherwise you will get an e-mail if any body sends you a PM (personal message) but you can switch this off in your profile...
Your personal e-mail address is unavailable to anybody else...unless they pay....
noooo:
evil:
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
You reported a thread to the moderator (me) a few days ago and I replied to that....was that it...?
Otherwise you will get an e-mail if any body sends you a PM (personal message) but you can switch this off in your profile...
Your personal e-mail address is unavailable to anybody else...
He's only been here two fecking minutes, is this a record noooo:
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Dear Barman,
A serious question.
I have just checked my work emails. There is one there from a member of your organisation sent today.
1. Does this mean that anyone in the pub can send emails to my work address ?
2. How can I stop this happening ?
You reported a thread to the moderator (me) a few days ago and I replied to that....was that it...?
Otherwise you will get an e-mail if any body sends you a PM (personal message) but you can switch this off in your profile...
Your personal e-mail address is unavailable to anybody else...
He's only been here two fecking minutes, is this a record noooo:
For someone wanting to talk to BM .......it must be........ noooo:
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drumroll:
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lol: drumroll: drumroll:
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cussing:
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cussing:
pathead:
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You are all standing in the way of my poor thread noooo:
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Sorry MIss D. redface:
Hope there was no reoccurrence this morning .... noooo:
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You are all standing in the way of my poor thread noooo:
I'm not honestly cloud9:
I even attempted a relevant rant about people who just suddenly veer off, loft or right, without warning surrender:o
I would also like to add the mongs who make a sudden emergency stop (again without warning) and then when you bump into them turn around are glare......................muntards evil:
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Agreed :thumbsup:
As are shop window browsers that are in the pavement middle lane evil:
Go near the frickin window if you want to peruse the contents Banghead
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I don't understand why when some arse stops infront of you suddenly, or rams the back of your heel with a shopping trolley we always say sorry, even when it is clearly the fault of the other numpty.
Also, the local market we use has quite narrow aisles, yet the inconsiderate bastards always walk off to do their shopping, leaving baskets and trolleys at the end so you can't get through. I think I may start wheeling them to the other end of the building and have a laugh watching the ignorant fuckers trying to find their shopping.
A lot of swearing, I realise, but I'm with Miss D on this. Angry9:
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Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing:
Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till cussing:
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Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing:
Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till cussing:
Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?
Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.
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WTF is a snail container eeek:
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Is it time for my "why do women have legs?" joke?
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Yes
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Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing:
Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till cussing:
Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?
Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.
they have moved it ::) its now near the till.
And Nick, a snail container is a big metal box containing live snails Thumbs: to eat. They are huge at the moment and yummy. Thumbs:
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Is it time for my "why do women have legs?" joke?
noooo:
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Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing:
Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till cussing:
Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?
Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.
they have moved it ::) its now near the till.
And Nick, a snail container is a big metal box containing live snails Thumbs: to eat. They are huge at the moment and yummy. Thumbs:
Awaits Miss D
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Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing:
Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till cussing:
Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?
Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.
they have moved it ::) its now near the till.
And Nick, a snail container is a big metal box containing live snails Thumbs: to eat. They are huge at the moment and yummy. Thumbs:
Awaits Miss D
You would think they should be on the wrongness list but they are gorgeous. If you like things like mussels and stuff cloud9: nom nom nom.
Its not nice when you run over an escapee with your trolley though noooo: I always feel so bad.
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Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin cussing: cussing: cussing:
Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till cussing:
Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?
Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.
they have moved it ::) its now near the till.
And Nick, a snail container is a big metal box containing live snails Thumbs: to eat. They are huge at the moment and yummy. Thumbs:
Awaits Miss D
You would think they should be on the wrongness list but they are gorgeous. If you like things like mussels and stuff cloud9: nom nom nom.
Its not nice when you run over an escapee with your trolley though noooo: I always feel so bad.
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