The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Cool Hand Luke on December 01, 2013, 03:52:07 PM
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Cool Hand was so taken aback by the misery of the Bulgarians that he googled World Happiness Report and perused the list of countries. See if you can find Bulgaria.
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The bastards will all be here next year and the country will be empty evil:
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144th!! Must be bad, why did you want to go there? Given that you Aussies are positively delirious at no 7
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Aren't most of them working in Cyprus...... rubschin:
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144th!! Must be bad, why did you want to go there? Given that you Aussies are positively delirious at no 7
And if we deported all the whingeing Poms we'd be número uno.
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They say ignorance is bliss. No wonder Aussies are happy...:D
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lol: lol: lol:
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They say ignorance is bliss. No wonder Aussies are happy...:D
lol: lol: lol:
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Yet another thread degenerates into inanity. At least Miss A and Moan can make a reasonable comment and show a bit of fight, unlike the rest of you who think it's somehow witty to press buttons mindlessly. When you blokes are in a real bar, do you just hold up signs with smiley faces ?
Where's Darwin when you need him? It wouldn't surprise me if he held the key to happiness.
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They say ignorance is bliss. No wonder Aussies are happy...:D
Maybe the Aussies are happy now that you know who has left for Europe
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My mates gave me a one-way ticket. Can't quite work out why.
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My mates gave me a one-way ticket. Can't quite work out why.
lol:
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My mates gave me a one-way ticket. Can't quite work out why.
Like the original visitors.......
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Good point, Steve. Do you think if I steal a loaf of bread they'll pay my fare home ?
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Good point, Steve. Do you think if I steal a loaf of bread they'll pay my fare home ?
No, but you could seek asylum in the UK if caught..... Thumbs:
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My mates gave me a one-way ticket. Can't quite work out why.
Like the original visitors.......
lol: lol: lol:
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Yet another thread degenerates into inanity. At least Miss A and Moan can make a reasonable comment and show a bit of fight, unlike the rest of you who think it's somehow witty to press buttons mindlessly. When you blokes are in a real bar, do you just hold up signs with smiley faces ?
Where's Darwin when you need him? It wouldn't surprise me if he held the key to happiness.
I do, but sadly the lock is jammed.
Mind you, I am on the other side of the door.
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Good point, Steve. Do you think if I steal a loaf of bread they'll pay my fare home ?
Yes if you do it violently enough
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Yet another thread degenerates into inanity. At least Miss A and Moan can make a reasonable comment and show a bit of fight, unlike the rest of you who think it's somehow witty to press buttons mindlessly. When you blokes are in a real bar, do you just hold up signs with smiley faces ?
Where's Darwin when you need him? It wouldn't surprise me if he held the key to happiness.
I do, but sadly the lock is jammed.
Mind you, I am on the other side of the door.
At least give us a hint of what it's like on that side. Have you encountered any vestal virgins ?
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Good point, Steve. Do you think if I steal a loaf of bread they'll pay my fare home ?
No, but you could seek asylum in the UK if caught..... Thumbs:
Are "asylum" and "UK" synonyms ?
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Good point, Steve. Do you think if I steal a loaf of bread they'll pay my fare home ?
No, but you could seek asylum in the UK if caught..... Thumbs:
Are "asylum" and "UK" synonyms ?
Oh yes, on arrival any Heathrow all antipodeans should ask for directions to Asylum. It will save you so much time
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I suspect choosing a direction at random would be adequate.
Do people actually fly IN to Heathrow ?
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I suspect choosing a direction at random would be adequate.
Do people actually fly IN to Heathrow ?
Not in a Glasgow bar sort of way..... noooo:
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A question for Cool Hand: why do you think that the happiest countries on the register until you get to Aussie are generally a) cold, b) dark, c) have expensive grog?
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The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.
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The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.
That explains it then, man at his basest Thumbs:
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The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.
And what about the women ? rubschin:
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Shocked:
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lol: lol: lol:
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The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.
And what about the women ? rubschin:
Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?
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The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.
And what about the women ? rubschin:
Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?
Miss D rests her case. Thumbs:
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The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.
And what about the women ? rubschin:
Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?
Miss D rests her case and about 50 handbags. Thumbs:
whistle:
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The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.
And what about the women ? rubschin:
Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?
Miss D rests her case and about 50 handbags. Thumbs:
whistle:
Cool Hand is attempting to establish whether they surveyed women for the Happy Countries Index.
Cool Hand is currently increasing the happiness of women in Budapest. Not much of a challenge.
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The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.
And what about the women ? rubschin:
Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?
Miss D rests her case and about 50 handbags. Thumbs:
whistle:
Cool Hand is attempting to establish whether they surveyed women for the Happy Countries Index.
Cool Hand is currently increasing the happiness of women in Budapest. Not much of a challenge.
Barman is replying to CHL in the third person.....
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I appreciate that.
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So is Nick
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I appreciate that.
But does Cool Hand....? rubschin:
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Evidently some sort of psychological disorder noooo:
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I appreciate that.
But does Cool Hand....? rubschin:
Cool Hand also appreciates it. Thanks for asking.
Why isn't Miss D biting ? Disappointing.
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TMR wonders if CHL is a leftie?
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:thumbsup:
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TMR wonders if CHL is a leftie?
A socialist???? cussing:
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I appreciate that.
But does Cool Hand....? rubschin:
Cool Hand also appreciates it. Thanks for asking.
Why isn't Miss D biting ? Disappointing.
LL has heard the rumour of Cool Hand enjoying a bite from Miss D ..............................heavens sakes!
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Cool Hand reckons that the average Brit Cypriot is to the right of Genghis. He certainly enjoyed the Tito exhibition in Ljubljana. Last time he was in the UK he was campaigning for Arthur Scargill. Draw your own conclusions, fascists.
Trying to decide, Landlady, whether being bitten by Miss D would be worthwhile. Whether it would be better than a Hungarian mother and daughter team is open to conjecture.
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I appreciate that.
But does Cool Hand....? rubschin:
Cool Hand also appreciates it. Thanks for asking.
Why isn't Miss D biting ? Disappointing.
Oh Miss D doesn't fancy biting ......she fancies snapping and going completely banonkers cussing:
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Perhaps if Luke coated himself in chocolate rubschin:
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Barman wonders if we have all gone bonkers..... rubschin:
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I appreciate that.
But does Cool Hand....? rubschin:
Cool Hand also appreciates it. Thanks for asking.
Why isn't Miss D biting ? Disappointing.
Oh Miss D doesn't fancy biting ......she fancies snapping and going completely banonkers cussing:
I can see under your harsh exterior, Miss D, there is a harsh interior.
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I am a prickly pear
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shutup:
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I appreciate that.
But does Cool Hand....? rubschin:
Cool Hand also appreciates it. Thanks for asking.
Why isn't Miss D biting ? Disappointing.
Oh Miss D doesn't fancy biting ......she fancies snapping and going completely banonkers cussing:
Get him right with that axe Miss D and he'll have to become Cool Hook Luke