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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: apc2010 on December 05, 2013, 10:51:20 PM
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'Nelson Mandela dies at 95'.......
Respect where it's due...
That's 5 miles an hour faster than Paul Walker!........
All nice n ready like......... Thumbs:
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Uncle Bens are now searching for a new face of their product..........
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I'm surprised to hear that Nelson Mandela has bought the farm.
I thought he'd just confiscate it from its rightful white owner.
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The world is in mourning after the death of Nelson Mandela and it's all that is being talked about in the news.
Personally, I don't know how I'm going to cope. . . . .without reading about a gay diver and a coke snorting chef for a few days.
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Out of all the nelson Mandela quotes that are circulating on Facebook, not one person has put my favourite on there. 'I remember when I first laid eyes on Andy Dufresne'
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Odds on who's going to collect the Ashes this winter.....
6/4 Australia
10/3 England
8/15 Winnie Mandela
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Odds on who's going to collect the Ashes this winter.....
6/4 Australia
10/3 England
8/15 Winnie Mandela
Done that on the ashes thread.......... whistle:
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Fucking hell.... Why is every TV channel showing Crimewatch tonight?
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Odds on who's going to collect the Ashes this winter.....
6/4 Australia
10/3 England
8/15 Winnie Mandela
Done that on the ashes thread.......... whistle:
:thumbsup:
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50 quid says... Morgan Freeman is booked for the rest of the year.......... rubschin:
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It's the end of an era. Almost 100 years of service and the powers at be have cruelly taken you away. Not a year went by without you residing in the minds of the British people. One may try to take your place, but nothing shall erase the memories of you.
RIP, car tax disc.
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Nelson Mandela died at 95, one more year and Liverpool fans would have wanted justice for him too.
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My local Nissan main dealer has lowered its flag to half mast.
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Millions of blacks have lost a father figure today..........
And Nelson Mandela's sadly passed away............
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Black people everywhere should take great pride in what Nelson Mandela achieved.
Getting out of jail and not re-offending.
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Black people everywhere should take great pride in what Nelson Mandela achieved.
Getting out of jail and not re-offending.
;D ;D ;D
I was working on one similar,,,,,, Thumbs:
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Black people everywhere should take great pride in what Nelson Mandela achieved.
Getting out of jail and not re-offending.
lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
Awesome - keep them coming! Thumbs:
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The greatest marketing stunt to promote a film ever (y)
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The greatest marketing stunt to promote a film ever (y)
In fairness Fast n furious are trying pretty well....... rubschin:
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What's brown and stiff?.............
Tom Daley's cock...............
Sorry wrong section...... redface:
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What's brown and stiff?.............
Tom Daley's cock...............
Sorry wrong section...... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Her at home was most upset this morning. She had to wade through to page 12 before she could find where the daily Sudoku puzzle was.
true
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FOR SALE:
One advent calendar. Only 5 doors open..............
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Contact Mrs Mandela for more information............
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FOR SALE:
One advent calendar. Only 5 doors open..............
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Contact Mrs Mandela for more information............
lol: lol: lol:
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FOR SALE:
One advent calendar. Only 5 doors open..............
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Contact Mrs Mandela for more information............
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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FOR SALE:
One advent calendar. Only 5 doors open..............
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Contact Mrs Mandela for more information............
lol: lol: lol: lol:
happy001
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FOR SALE:
One advent calendar. Only 5 doors open..............
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Contact Mrs Mandela for more information............
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html)
We are fucked ......... noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html)
We are fucked ......... noooo:
Holy fuck! scared2:
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I have to live here. evil:
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I have to live here. evil:
pathead:
Only until Xmas like.... Thumbs:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html)
We are fucked ......... noooo:
What do you mean, "we" whistle:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html)
We are fucked ......... noooo:
What do you mean, "we" rubschin:
You're right.... I never said nuffink..... angel1
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html)
We are fucked ......... noooo:
What do you mean, "we" rubschin:
You're right.... I never said nuffink..... angel1
rubschin: eeek:
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http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/ (http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/) whistle:
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http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/ (http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/) whistle:
rubschin:
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For a small fee I could delete all of your filthy racist posts like.... whistle:
That might bring CHL back anyways.... ::)
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For a small fee I could delete all of your filthy racist posts like.... whistle:
That might bring CHL back anyways.... ::)
What would be left....... rubschin:
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For a small fee I could delete all of your filthy racist posts like.... whistle:
That might bring CHL back anyways.... ::)
What would be left....... rubschin:
hello, welcome to our new forum
redface:
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For a small fee I could delete all of your filthy racist posts like.... whistle:
That might bring CHL back anyways.... ::)
What would be left....... rubschin:
hello, welcome to our new forum no coons please
redface:
rubschin:
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For a small fee I could delete all of your filthy racist posts like.... whistle:
That might bring CHL back anyways.... ::)
What would be left....... rubschin:
hello, welcome to our new forum no coons please
redface:
rubschin:
Shocked:
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Apey is a bit tanned.
Bye Apey sad24:
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Apey is a bit tanned.
Bye Apey sad24:
I'll get the rope.... Thumbs:
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Foggy will need consoling
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Foggy will need consoling
Two ropes! Thumbs:
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Counselling I should have said redface:
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Counselling I should have said redface:
Three ropes! Thumbs:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html)
We are fucked ......... noooo:
Holy fuck! scared2:
Nah, there had got to be more to this than that calling a PC Mandela cos it takes so long to shut down joke (quite good imho).
Seems he'd been posting decapitation images on newspaper sites and there's some issue over a miners memorial being hijacked by far right activists and a suggestion of involvement in incitement to religious hatred. Don't think Neil Philips is exactly a shy sensitive type or one to tell the Daily Misery the whole truth.
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/shop-owner-quizzed-over-bernard-6383184 (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/shop-owner-quizzed-over-bernard-6383184)
Apey is safe
(is that a good thing?)
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For a small fee I could delete all of your filthy racist posts like.... whistle:
That might bring CHL back anyways.... ::)
Did he really thing we are all racists?
Our humour must have been too subtle for him. noooo:
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html)
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html)
happy001
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html)
happy001
They don't hear of him often......... rubschin:
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html)
happy001
They don't hear of him often......... rubschin:
tunble:
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html)
lol:
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html)
He was probably the tic-tac man giving the odds on somebody taking a shot at Obama.
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html)
He was probably the tic-tac man giving the odds on somebody taking a shot at Obama.
So Cameroon won then........... rubschin: or that Danish bird.......
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http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html (http://www.theage.com.au/world/all-signs-suggest-obamas-interpreter-for-the-deaf-was-fake-20131211-2z60s.html)
He was probably the tic-tac man giving the odds on somebody taking a shot at Obama.
lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Never trust those darkies.......... noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Never trust those darkies.......... noooo:
noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Never trust those darkies.......... noooo:
That isn't very fair. noooo:
He prawns very highly of your rocking horse lumberjack.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Never trust those darkies.......... noooo:
That isn't very fair. noooo:
He prawns very highly of your rocking horse lumberjack.
;D ;D
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Never trust those darkies.......... noooo:
That isn't very fair. noooo:
He prawns very highly of your rocking horse lumberjack.
drumroll:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Never trust those darkies.......... noooo:
That isn't very fair. noooo:
He prawns very highly of your rocking horse lumberjack.
lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Sack both of him
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Sack both of him
lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Sack both of him
lol: lol: lol:
happy001
impwison him
the solitary confinement bit might take some sorting
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Sack both of him
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I tried to get the autograph of that idiot masquerading as an expert at Nelson Mandela's memorial service.........
"That was fucking brilliant," I laughed, handing him a pen. "How long have you been getting away with that?"............
"Fuck off," replied David Cameron..........
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522398/Mandela-memorial-sign-language-fake-blames-schizophrenia-nonsense-interpretation.html)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Sack both of him
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I tried to get the autograph of that idiot masquerading as an expert at Nelson Mandela's memorial service.........
"That was fucking brilliant," I laughed, handing him a pen. "How long have you been getting away with that?"............
"Fuck off," replied David Cameron..........
lol: lol:
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I tried to get the autograph of that idiot masquerading as an expert at Nelson Mandela's memorial service.........
"That was fucking brilliant," I laughed, handing him a pen. "How long have you been getting away with that?"............
"Fuck off," replied David Cameron..........
lol: lol: lol:
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I tried to get the autograph of that idiot masquerading as an expert at Nelson Mandela's memorial service.........
"That was fucking brilliant," I laughed, handing him a pen. "How long have you been getting away with that?"............
"Fuck off," replied David Cameron..........
lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nelson-mandela/10511569/Translated-what-the-Mandela-signer-was-really-saying.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nelson-mandela/10511569/Translated-what-the-Mandela-signer-was-really-saying.html)
lol:
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After Elton John re-released Candle in the the Wind, in memory of Diana, it was announced Motorhead are doing the same for Nelson Mandela. Ace of Spades is available from tomorrow.
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After Elton John re-released Candle in the the Wind, in memory of Diana, it was announced Motorhead are doing the same for Nelson Mandela. Ace of Spades is available from tomorrow.
lol: lol: lol:
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After Elton John re-released Candle in the the Wind, in memory of Diana, it was announced Motorhead are doing the same for Nelson Mandela. Ace of Spades is available from tomorrow.
drumroll: drumroll:
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lol: lol: lol:
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After Elton John re-released Candle in the the Wind, in memory of Diana, it was announced Motorhead are doing the same for Nelson Mandela. Ace of Spades is available from tomorrow.
lol: lol: lol:
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With thanks to Miss C lol:
Fake interpreter at Mandela memorial makes balloon dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEpBY849m5c#ws)
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With thanks to Miss C lol:
Fake interpreter at Mandela memorial makes balloon dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEpBY849m5c#ws)
;D ;D ;D
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With thanks to Miss C lol:
Fake interpreter at Mandela memorial makes balloon dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEpBY849m5c#ws)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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With thanks to Miss C lol:
Fake interpreter at Mandela memorial makes balloon dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEpBY849m5c#ws)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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With thanks to Miss C lol:
Fake interpreter at Mandela memorial makes balloon dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEpBY849m5c#ws)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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The Nelson Mandela memorial interpreter has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital.........
That's not a good sign........
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The Nelson Mandela memorial interpreter has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital.........
That's not a good sign........
drumroll:
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It will have either been a very quiet or a very noisy trip home lol: