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Title: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 06:33:40 PM
Well. I knew her as a teenager. Pink Sis launched her on Opportunity Knocks. I have met her since  evil:

She is a successful twat: a very annoying category.

Panto in Nottingham this year and she is rivalling Mandela for airtime  cussing:

She doesn't act, that is what she is like  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

ANd she is in panto with David Hasslehoff cussing:.

I need a gun  Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2013, 06:39:47 PM
Well. I knew her as a teenager. Pink Sis launched her on Opportunity Knocks. I have met her since  evil:

She is a successful twat: a very annoying category.

Panto in Nottingham this year and she is rivalling Mandela for airtime  cussing:

She doesn't act, that is what she is like  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

ANd she is in panto with David Hasslehoff cussing:.

I need a gun  Angry9: Angry9:

Make her a cake........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 06:41:46 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 06:50:53 PM
I blame Pink Sis....  noooo:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2013, 06:54:48 PM
Did she used to have a cracking pair of legs.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 06:56:40 PM
Did she used to have a cracking pair of legs.......... rubschin:

Pink prolly....
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 06:59:37 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2013, 07:05:49 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:

She left the bathroom for a piss,,,,, eeek:  where did she go...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
In a laydee cubicle  ;)
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 07:15:31 PM
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

OIC
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: boogs on December 06, 2013, 07:56:20 PM
Can you get free tickets to the panto....  redface:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 08:02:42 PM
Can you get free tickets to the panto....  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2013, 08:10:18 PM
She is behind me  scared2:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2013, 08:17:49 PM
She is behind me  scared2:

The panto horse....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 06, 2013, 08:25:35 PM
She is behind me  scared2:

Oh no she's not. Pollard is ghastly. Pink sis has done us a great dis-service and has gone down considerably in my estimation. noooo:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2013, 10:26:46 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: boogs on December 07, 2013, 12:09:21 AM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

 lol: lol: lol:  I lived in Nottingham in 1973 and went in the Co-op regularly...  Lived in The YWCA Shakespeare Street  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 06:48:41 AM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

Case closed - well done Private Dick Steve....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 07, 2013, 05:01:15 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

Case closed - well done Private Dick Steve....  Thumbs:

I thought Dick Steve was a corporal . . .
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2013, 06:37:47 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

Case closed - well done Private Dick Steve....  Thumbs:

I thought Dick Steve was a corporal . . .
He was thinking of Private Parts,
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 06:45:52 PM
Is it time for my Captain Pugwash joke?
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 06:54:18 PM
Is it time for my Captain Pugwash joke?

Yes it is!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 06:55:38 PM
Can't be arsed  noooo:

It involves pyjamas if that helps
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 06:59:47 PM
Can't be arsed  noooo:

It involves pyjamas if that helps

no, we're all waiting now like.... Popcorn:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 07:00:49 PM
On a different tack, has anyone here ever done pyjama fighting?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2013, 07:04:49 PM
On a different tack, has anyone here ever done pyjama fighting?  rubschin:
Does that include getting the string back in the trousers?
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2013, 07:11:33 PM
It may do  whistle:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 07, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
You'll be needing a blanket pin then.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 10:51:57 PM
You'll be needing a blanket pin then.   rubschin:

A peg...? ::)
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Just One More on December 08, 2013, 07:49:02 AM
You'll be needing a blanket pin then.   rubschin:

A Peggy...? ::)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2013, 07:50:26 AM
You'll be needing a blanket pin then.   rubschin:

A Peggy...? ::)

 whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2013, 07:51:47 AM
You'll be needing a blanket pin then.   rubschin:

A Peggy...? ::)

 whistle:

 ;D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Just One More on December 08, 2013, 07:54:23 AM
Shame on us for knowing  redface:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2013, 07:57:24 AM
I'm guessing that this was before my time  rubschin:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2013, 07:58:00 AM
You'll be needing a blanket pin then.   rubschin:

A Peggy...? ::)

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 08, 2013, 08:01:42 AM
I'm guessing that this was before my time  rubschin:

No it's just one of those memories that is so awful that in order to protect you it is buried deep in the recesses of your mind.  One day it will surface and then who knows what will happen. scared2:
Title: Re: Su Pollard
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2013, 08:21:55 AM
I'm guessing that this was before my time  rubschin:

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