The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 15, 2013, 08:42:06 AM

Title: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2013, 08:42:06 AM: We're OK thanks - way behind with Christmas preparations, M would have had everything bought, wrapped, tagged and boxed up by now, I'm still thinking about Christmas shopping. Amy is in Cyprus at the moment so VP residents there might want to take cover or extra insurance or something. Harry successfully survived a school trip to Lille without being arrested or hospitalised and Charlie has suddenly realised that the GCSE looms so is working for the first time in his life.
Christmas will be frankly weird without him. I keep finding things wot he wrote in a plethora of notebooks and files, including this joke which you might want to share with the rest of the customers in the bar:
Three vicars die and go to heaven one December. St Peter asks them all to demonstrate that they can connect the religious and secular meanings of Christmas in order to get in. So the first shows St Pete the cheese and biscuit he has just choked to death on. "Christmas crackers," he says and St Pete lets him in. The second has died in a car smash and pulls out his car keys. He shakes them and says "Jingle bells." He too gets in. The third pulls a pair of red and black lacy racy knickers out of his pocket and grins. St Peter looks sternly at him and asks, "In what way does this connect to Christmas?" and the vicar replies, "These are Carol's."
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2013, 08:47:27 AM: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2013, 10:01:53 AM: Lovely, thanks Nick! Thumbs:

I'm sure you conveyed our very best wishes to her....
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2013, 11:19:50 AM: Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2013, 10:01:53 AM
Lovely, thanks Nick! Thumbs:

I'm sure you conveyed our very best wishes to her....
^^^^^^^^
Wot he said.

Good luck Woodstock, you and the kids, and Snoopy of course, are always in our thoughts.
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2013, 11:49:04 AM: Inspiring that :thumbsup:

And the joke was good too lol:
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 15, 2013, 12:01:42 PM: ^^^Wot they said.^^^

;D

Must admit it pulls me up short when I see posts from Snoops. noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2013, 12:04:13 PM: Thanks Nick.
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Just One More on December 15, 2013, 12:10:57 PM: Nice to read the update. Gone but never forgotten, and like Miss C, if I'm looking at an old thread and come across one of Snoopy's avatars, it always produces a short pause (paws redface: )
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2013, 06:38:18 PM: Pass on my good wishes Ginge. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2013, 06:47:08 PM: That is lovely Thumbs:
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Misty on December 15, 2013, 07:58:36 PM: Thank you Nick. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 15, 2013, 08:59:36 PM: Happy Christmas to Woodstock and Family and a thank you to you, Nick.
Title: Re: Christmas message from Woodstock
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 16, 2013, 12:41:40 PM: Might I just second all the foregoing and hope that Woodstock finds life will improve with time . . .