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Title: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2013, 06:10:25 PM
All ready like
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2013, 06:16:53 PM
Will she get taken up the away end....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 06:26:28 PM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2013, 07:00:22 PM
Mr Thread?
  Shrugs:

Will she get taken up the away end....... rubschin:
happy001

Will she discreetly look away if Rooney gets pulled off early?
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2013, 07:11:11 PM
Mr Thread?
  Shrugs:

Will she get taken up the away end....... rubschin:
happy001

Will she discreetly look away if Rooney gets pulled off early?

Rooney said "That is better than at Everton.....we only got oranges at half time there" 

AFFS I guess.
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 07:13:54 PM
Is everyone a pottybrain?



































Miss D is  noooo:


























So am I  angel1
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2013, 07:18:35 PM
Is everyone a pottybrain?

Miss D is  noooo:


So am I  angel1

I think we guessed that.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2013, 07:28:23 PM
What could possibly go wrong ????

Early start ..driving up. Staying in posh hotel in Chesire.

Off to footy . .must remember to keep me gob shut and me foot out of it

Out on the lash with a considerable number of 'the lads' .

Find hotel in Chesire.

Wake up early on Sunday and go and visit my bruvva and my likkle noisy niece  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 07:29:37 PM
How posh?
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2013, 07:34:09 PM
I dunno  .. rubschin:

Probably a Premier Inn as opposed to the Travelodge
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2013, 07:37:31 PM
I dunno  .. rubschin:

Probably a Premier Inn as opposed to the Travelodge

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2013, 07:41:28 PM
What could possibly go wrong ????

Early start ..driving up. Staying in posh hotel in Chesire.

Off to footy . .must remember to keep me gob shut and me foot out of it

Out on the lash with a considerable number of 'the lads' .

Find hotel in Chesire.

Wake up early on Sunday and go and visit my bruvva and my likkle noisy niece  rubschin:
Hope you enjoy it. 

The weather will of course be foul and some of the language fouler, there will be a massive traffic jam getting away and it seems you will miss seeing Rooney (a player you really have to see live to see how good he is).  Oh and there are no live replays there (unlike other grounds).

But imho nothing beats attending a typical premiership game for gripping theatre.  With luck you will see all the classic dramas of goals for and against, disputed bookings and penalties and best of all a sending off (or two).



Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 08:12:23 PM
I dunno  .. rubschin:

Probably a Premier Inn as opposed to the Travelodge

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2013, 08:15:22 PM
I dunno  .. rubschin:

Probably a Premier Inn as opposed to the Travelodge

 noooo: noooo:

She is in lurve.....a park bench might surfice.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 08:33:06 PM
 Spank2: scared:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2013, 08:36:08 PM
Spank2: scared:

....or a sofa you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2013, 08:37:47 PM
Spank2: scared:

....or a sofa you say?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:


How is Miss D going to hide that she's really cheering for Uncle's team?
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2013, 08:40:31 PM
Spank2: scared:

....or a sofa you say?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:


How is Miss D going to hide that she's really cheering for Uncle's team?

Faking it you say?  whistle:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2013, 09:10:31 PM
Spank2: scared:

....or a sofa you say?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:


How is Miss D going to hide that she's really cheering for Uncle's team?

Well as a Tottenham fan I intend to hide nothing  whistle:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2013, 09:39:18 PM
Spank2: scared:

....or a sofa you say?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:


How is Miss D going to hide that she's really cheering for Uncle's team?

Well as a Tottenham fan I intend to hide nothing  whistle:
noooo:

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Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2013, 06:16:22 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 21, 2013, 07:44:52 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Have a great weekend Miss D.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2013, 03:35:44 PM
Uncle maybe don't look at this thread til MOTD is over



1/3 the game gone and Miss D has seen 1 booking, 1 goal and West Ham have a Rat on the bench
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2013, 03:36:56 PM
Uncle maybe don't look at this thread til MOTD is over



1/3 the game gone and Miss D has seen 1 booking, 1 goal and West Ham have a Rat on the bench

I bet the fellow put his hands up........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2013, 04:17:21 PM
Will they get back into it now they have changed ends......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2013, 04:27:22 PM
Depends on how long it takes to sort out the hand ball mess from earlier  whistle:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2013, 06:49:28 PM
Top seats ....2 rows from pitch and right on the corner flag. Great atmosphere and man is very happy.

Now out with 'the lads'  and they all insist on buying me voddy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 07:06:45 PM
A pity you're not paying, it's half the price up there, you'd have saved a fortune like  confused:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2013, 07:20:49 PM
Top seats ....2 rows from pitch and right on the corner flag. Great atmosphere and man is very happy.

Now out with 'the lads'  and they all insist on buying me voddy  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:  :thumbsup:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2013, 07:26:05 PM
She'll end up flat on her back  noooo:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2013, 09:05:08 PM
She'll end up flat on her back  noooo:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2013, 09:07:53 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2013, 10:28:38 PM
Seeing as its that time of year....

One the morning after pissup, what was found on Miss D?

A helmet nicked from a PC

One the morning after pissup, what was found on Miss D?

2 traffic cones and a helmet nicked from a PC

On the morning after pissup, what was found on Miss D?

3 voddy bottles, 2 traffic cones and a helmet nicked from a PC

feel free to carry it on folks whistle:


Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2013, 11:10:03 PM
I admire your bravery Meister
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2013, 11:56:42 PM
I'm safely out of arms reach  lol:


Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 23, 2013, 09:46:33 AM
I'm safely out of arms reach  lol:

Small arms maybe.  scared2:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2013, 02:30:00 PM
Back home now ....and back to work ..just for the afternoon like. Can't rush into these things  lol:
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2013, 03:36:20 PM
So when you going again?  You're David Moyes lucky charm now so it'll be expected
Title: Re: The Miss D goes to Old Trafford for United v United thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 23, 2013, 06:13:20 PM
I'm safely out of arms reach  lol:

Small arms maybe.  scared2:

Miss D knows I luv her really Darwin  angel1