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Title: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Landlady on December 24, 2013, 05:13:28 PM
Merry Christmas to one and all.

Enjoy happy family/friends time over this festive season.

I (we) will raise a toast (no marmite) to you all with our sincere best wishes for health, happiness and a bit of wealth

Love and hugs
Landlady and Barman


PS) Have just accidentally erased all 2013 outstanding owed bar tabs...........let's start anew  ;D
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2013, 05:29:29 PM
I see Miss D is hangng about under the mistletoe as usual ::)
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Just One More on December 24, 2013, 05:51:59 PM
Merry Christmas to one and all.

Enjoy happy family/friends time over this festive season.

I (we) will raise a toast (no marmite) to you all with our sincere best wishes for health, happiness and a bit of wealth

Love and hugs
Landlady and Barman


PS) Have just accidentally erased all 2013 outstanding owed bar tabs...........let's start anew  ;D

And to you too Landlady and Barman, cheers all, hope it's a good 'un   eastdrink048      :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 24, 2013, 06:04:11 PM
Cheers. Happy Christmas One and All.   What day is it?  I've just woken up.   redface:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2013, 06:32:49 PM
Ah, Tipsy  eyes: Xmas5:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 24, 2013, 06:35:54 PM
Oh I seem to be having a nightmare.   scared2:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2013, 06:45:14 PM
I may have something for you in my stocking  eyes:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: boogs on December 24, 2013, 06:55:13 PM
Merry Christmas  to one and all from me ...  Xmas7:

Wishing you all Health. Wealth and Happiness for 2014


I would also like to thank you all since joining the VP in February I have made new virtual and real friends all have made me welcome .. :thumbsup:
Especially my smugger friends who made me so welcome in Cyprus in October and made sure I had a wonderful holiday  cloud9:
Not forgetting Nick of course who gives me an hour occasionally installing the virtues of the lovely Tipsy and her fluffy socks  ;)


Nice one LL  :thumbsup:   
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Baldy on December 24, 2013, 07:01:01 PM
Merry Christmas  to one and all from me ...  Xmas7:

Wishing you all Health. Wealth and Happiness for 2014


I would also like to thank you all since joining the VP in February I have made new virtual and real friends all have made me welcome .. :thumbsup:
Especially my smugger friends who made me so welcome in Cyprus in October and made sure I had a wonderful holiday  cloud9:
Not forgetting Nick of course who gives me an hour occasionally installing the virtues of the lovely Tipsy and her fluffy socks  ;)


Nice one LL  :thumbsup:

XX
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2013, 07:59:23 PM
I see Miss D is hangng about under the mistletoe as usual ::)

Better than hanging from it  :thumbsup:

Been a strange, tough, sad and happy year.
Title: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2013, 08:07:36 PM
Merry Christmas to one and all.

Enjoy happy family/friends time over this festive season.

I (we) will raise a toast (no marmite) to you all with our sincere best wishes for health, happiness and a bit of wealth

Love and hugs
Landlady and Barman


PS) Have just accidentally erased all 2013 outstanding owed bar tabs...........let's start anew  ;D
Cheers LL and a toast (with marmite?) to you and BM for continuing to crank the handle that keeps this magic roundabout running (when does Mr Rusty come up for his parole BTW?)

And to everyone in the VP a toast (with twiglets?) to say ta for welcoming me.

Have a happy Crimbo all despite the socks and other shite we are all about to receive.








Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2013, 11:12:55 PM
God bless you every one.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 24, 2013, 11:30:22 PM
To all my VP friends:

a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Baldy on December 24, 2013, 11:33:51 PM
Happy Chrimbo.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2013, 02:55:27 PM
Hope everyone is having a great day......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2013, 03:46:18 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F4jhfzm5gx%2Fdownload_1.jpg&hash=47e71d8cafdb77bd59d28a0e9fcd2851a47ad441) (http://postimg.org/image/4jhfzm5gx/)
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2013, 05:14:45 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F4jhfzm5gx%2Fdownload_1.jpg&hash=47e71d8cafdb77bd59d28a0e9fcd2851a47ad441) (http://postimg.org/image/4jhfzm5gx/)

 Thumbs:  have you eaten a horse,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 25, 2013, 06:53:39 PM
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without having to run out of the house to rescue a young girl getting beaten to a pulp by her "boyfriend". >:(
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Baldy on December 25, 2013, 08:21:35 PM
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without having to run out of the house to rescue a young girl getting beaten to a pulp by her "boyfriend". >:(

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 26, 2013, 09:45:45 AM
A day late due to connection problems (not mine to reality for a change)Seasons Greetings to one and all.

Thank you LL and BM. I hope that everyone had an enjoyable and peaceful, trauma free day. smile:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: barmisspah? on December 31, 2013, 01:05:57 PM
Bit late  redface: but I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas.
Wishing you all the best for 2014 'cos it can't be worse than 2013 can it?
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2013, 01:11:03 PM
What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Landlady on December 31, 2013, 03:37:40 PM
Wishing all pubets happy and peaceful (no arguments) New Year Eve celebrations...........

I wish 2014 to be one of the healthiest and happiest you and all of your families have yet experienced......

Take good care and have fun

Love,
LL xxxxxxx

Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2013, 03:40:49 PM
Wishing all pubets happy and peaceful (no arguments) New Year Eve celebrations...........

I wish 2014 to be one of the healthiest and happiest you and all of your families have yet experienced......

Take good care and have fun

Love,
LL xxxxxxx

 cloud9:  and to you...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2013, 03:41:59 PM
Mwah, mwah, mwah LL  cloud9:

Free bar tonight  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Landlady on December 31, 2013, 04:00:15 PM
So we can possibly start the new year a smidgen in credit  Shocked: am pleased to announce tonight's special's:

Nibbles and giggles FOC

1 cocktail free on entry - Molotov  eeek:

Additionally one FOC bucket of beer per chap and bucket champagne per lady FOC

Those who manage to remain horizontal past the official BB chimes (not likely to be BM) help youself...



 
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2013, 04:03:13 PM
So we can possibly start the new year a smidgen in credit  Shocked: am pleased to announce tonight's special's:

Nibbles and giggles FOC

1 cocktail free on entry - Molotov  eeek:

Additionally one FOC bucket of beer per chap and bucket champagne per lady FOC

Those who manage to remain horizontal past the official BB chimes (not likely to be BM) help youself...



 

Free bar....... cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
Who can I nibble?
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Landlady on December 31, 2013, 04:04:37 PM
So we can possibly start the new year a smidgen in credit  Shocked: am pleased to announce tonight's special's:

Nibbles and giggles FOC

1 cocktail free on entry - Molotov  eeek:

Additionally one FOC bucket of beer per chap and bucket champagne per lady FOC

Those who manage to remain horizontal past the official BB chimes (not likely to be BM) help youself...



 

Free bar....... cloud9:

Well almost but don't tell BM eyes:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Landlady on December 31, 2013, 04:05:39 PM
Who can I nibble?

Anyone as long as you make them happy and giggle!!!
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on December 31, 2013, 04:06:40 PM
Tipsy is quite ticklish  rubschin:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2013, 05:34:46 PM
Wishing all pubets happy and peaceful (no arguments) New Year Eve celebrations...........

I wish 2014 to be one of the healthiest and happiest you and all of your families have yet experienced......

Take good care and have fun

Love,
LL xxxxxxx
Cheers LL and same to you, BM and all the VP from me, CWMBO and her.

That's it for me VP wise in 2013.  Going out now that another posting record has been broken, see you all in 2014


Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on December 31, 2013, 05:37:40 PM
Wishing all pubets happy and peaceful (no arguments) New Year Eve celebrations...........

I wish 2014 to be one of the healthiest and happiest you and all of your families have yet experienced......

Take good care and have fun

Love,
LL xxxxxxx
Cheers LL and same to you, BM and all the VP from me, CWMBO and her.

That's it for me VP wise in 2013.  Going out now that another posting record has been broken, see you all in 2014

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: boogs on December 31, 2013, 09:21:32 PM
Wishing all pubets happy and peaceful (no arguments) New Year Eve celebrations...........

I wish 2014 to be one of the healthiest and happiest you and all of your families have yet experienced......

Take good care and have fun

Love,
LL xxxxxxx

Thank you LL  my sentiments exactly ...  Thumbs:

Love to all XXXX.   
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2013, 09:36:40 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: boogs on December 31, 2013, 09:48:23 PM
 Shocked:

Still upright .... cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Miss Adventure on December 31, 2013, 10:03:30 PM
Happy New Year to all! Hope that 2014 brings much happiness and good health.

BM didn't make it until midnight, all was a bit too much for him surrender:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2014, 09:34:54 AM
Happy New Year to all! Hope that 2014 brings much happiness and good health.

BM didn't make it until midnight, all was a bit too much for him surrender:

 redface:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2014, 01:37:13 PM
Happy New Year to all! Hope that 2014 brings much happiness and good health.

BM didn't make it until midnight, all was a bit too much for him surrender:

 redface:


Lightweight........ noooo:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2014, 07:39:25 PM
Late on parade again but warm wishes to all VPers for 2014.
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2014, 07:40:21 PM
Late on parade again but warm wishes to all VPers for 2014.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2014, 07:45:22 PM
Late on parade again but warm wishes to all VPers for 2014.

 cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 01, 2014, 08:16:46 PM
Have I missed anything?  Other than kneegate of which I am aware but am reserving judgement until I have had a full report from my Aide
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2014, 08:25:22 PM
Have I missed anything?  Other than kneegate of which I am aware but am reserving judgement until I have had a full report from my Aide

I am in pain ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2014, 08:37:53 PM
Have I missed anything?  Other than kneegate of which I am aware but am reserving judgement until I have had a full report from my Aide

I am in pain ......... noooo:

Did you break anything....? No, I didn't think so.... ::)
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2014, 08:40:22 PM
Have I missed anything?  Other than kneegate of which I am aware but am reserving judgement until I have had a full report from my Aide

I am in pain ......... noooo:

Did you break anything....? No, I didn't think so.... ::)

Not sure ..........took a while to sober up ...then needed a drink for the pain.....
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: barmisspah? on January 02, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
Happy New Year to all! Hope that 2014 brings much happiness and good health.

BM didn't make it until midnight, all was a bit too much for him surrender:

 redface:

Even my 86 year old parents made it past midnight  eeek:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 12:36:57 PM
Happy New Year to all! Hope that 2014 brings much happiness and good health.

BM didn't make it until midnight, all was a bit too much for him surrender:

 redface:

Even my 86 year old parents made it past midnight  eeek:

 redface:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2014, 12:46:44 PM
Happy New Year to all! Hope that 2014 brings much happiness and good health.

BM didn't make it until midnight, all was a bit too much for him surrender:

 redface:

Even my 86 year old parents made it past midnight  eeek:

 redface:

I was working in god's waiting room they made it till 2 am for UK new year..... noooo:

Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 12:57:44 PM
Happy New Year to all! Hope that 2014 brings much happiness and good health.

BM didn't make it until midnight, all was a bit too much for him surrender:

 redface:

Even my 86 year old parents made it past midnight  eeek:

 redface:

I was working in god's waiting room they made it till 2 am for UK new year..... noooo:

To be fair, they weren't drinking with Swillmore from 6pm....  confused:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 02:47:14 PM
Happy New Year guys. Sorry it's a bit late. Sincere best wishes for 2014 my lovelies.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 02:51:51 PM
You missed my nibbles party  evil:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 03:03:34 PM
You missed my nibbles party  evil:

then we have some nibbling to make up for.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 03:21:30 PM
You missed my nibbles party  evil:

then we have some nibbling to make up for.  :thumbsup:

I can nibble on Nick's behalf.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 03:32:47 PM
Is behalf some sort of euphemism?  eeek:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 03:41:33 PM
Is behalf some sort of euphemism?  eeek:

Behalf each!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Baldy on January 02, 2014, 04:18:22 PM
Is behalf some sort of euphemism?  eeek:

Behalf each!  Thumbs:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 04:21:44 PM
Is behalf some sort of euphemism?  eeek:

Behalf each!  Thumbs:

 drumroll:

That is still an lot to nibble.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:02:31 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

very good.

Too angry at the moment to trust myself nibbling, I may bite down too hard.  noooo:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:08:41 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

very good.

Too angry at the moment to trust myself nibbling, I may bite down too hard.  noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 07:08:52 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:10:11 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:11:16 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:

Only a week tho.... pathead:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:13:21 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:

Only a week tho.... pathead:


child.  ::)

you want to fuking start? bring it on honey. I will destroy you.
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:14:57 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:

Only a week tho.... pathead:


child.  ::)

you want to fuking start? bring it on honey. I will destroy you.

Have you tried Green Tea....? happy100
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:23:06 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:

Only a week tho.... pathead:


child.  ::)

you want to fuking start? bring it on honey. I will destroy you.

Have you tried Green Tea....? happy100


ha ha  ::) thankfully for tossbag man I am not menstr.......

However, I have had serious trouble sleeping for a while now and baldy reccomended lavender tea. I tried it last night and was out like a light within minutes. It tastes like bubble bath but I had the first decent sleep in weeks.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:25:13 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:

Only a week tho.... pathead:


child.  ::)

you want to fuking start? bring it on honey. I will destroy you.

Have you tried Green Tea....? happy100


ha ha  ::) thankfully for tossbag man I am not menstr.......

However, I have had serious trouble sleeping for a while now and baldy reccomended lavender tea. I tried it last night and was out like a light within minutes. It tastes like bubble bath but I had the first decent sleep in weeks.  cloud9:

A babby!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:29:54 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:

Only a week tho.... pathead:


child.  ::)

you want to fuking start? bring it on honey. I will destroy you.

Have you tried Green Tea....? happy100


ha ha  ::) thankfully for tossbag man I am not menstr.......

However, I have had serious trouble sleeping for a while now and baldy reccomended lavender tea. I tried it last night and was out like a light within minutes. It tastes like bubble bath but I had the first decent sleep in weeks.  cloud9:

A babby!  cloud9:

 eeek: I have put on weight, I thought it was the Christmas cheese.  scared2:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:31:10 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:

Only a week tho.... pathead:


child.  ::)

you want to fuking start? bring it on honey. I will destroy you.

Have you tried Green Tea....? happy100


ha ha  ::) thankfully for tossbag man I am not menstr.......

However, I have had serious trouble sleeping for a while now and baldy reccomended lavender tea. I tried it last night and was out like a light within minutes. It tastes like bubble bath but I had the first decent sleep in weeks.  cloud9:

A babby!  cloud9:

 eeek: I have put on weight, I thought it was the Christmas cheese.  scared2:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:32:04 PM
Did you see how I swerved away from the obvious cheese joke there....?  angel1
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 07:42:17 PM
Too many jokes  noooo:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 07:44:15 PM
Apey is back, I shall hand you over to him for the jokes.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:44:32 PM
Too many jokes  noooo:

 angel1
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 07:48:27 PM
Daddy is home  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2014, 07:50:12 PM
Daddy is home  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 07:53:07 PM
Daddy is home  :thumbsup:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 07:55:03 PM
Twins  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 02, 2014, 07:55:30 PM
Oh yes, Misty is on one.  evil:

Only a week tho.... pathead:


child.  ::)

you want to fuking start? bring it on honey. I will destroy you.

Have you tried Green Tea....? happy100


ha ha  ::) thankfully for tossbag man I am not menstr.......

However, I have had serious trouble sleeping for a while now and baldy reccomended lavender tea. I tried it last night and was out like a light within minutes. It tastes like bubble bath but I had the first decent sleep in weeks.  cloud9:

A babby!  cloud9:

 eeek: I have put on weight, I thought it was the Christmas cheese.  scared2:

http://www.cheese.com/ (http://www.cheese.com/)  cloud9:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 10:40:35 PM
Twins  cloud9: cloud9:

can you imagine 2 people who are crossed between me and Apey, at once?.... noooo:  don't make jokes.  noooo: eeek:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 11:06:09 PM
 horn: horn:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 11:10:23 PM
horn: horn:

 ::)
 I thought you would do better than that.  noooo: You let me down.
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 11:14:28 PM
Better?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fycj5j97ix%2Fdownload_25.jpg&hash=a95742b4b761d57376b79ad262b29ef757f564f2) (http://postimg.org/image/ycj5j97ix/)
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Misty on January 02, 2014, 11:18:38 PM
Better?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fycj5j97ix%2Fdownload_25.jpg&hash=a95742b4b761d57376b79ad262b29ef757f564f2) (http://postimg.org/image/ycj5j97ix/)

it looks like my dad!!!!  eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 11:19:36 PM
 pathead: pathead:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2014, 05:06:30 PM
Twins  cloud9: cloud9:

can you imagine 2 people who are crossed between me and Apey, at once?.... noooo:  don't make jokes.  noooo: eeek:

If they get their looks from apey then

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.robotmutant.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2Fgollum-wedding.jpg&hash=6b418f548ff4e0b06688f0831d30c5e552ba6270)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2014, 05:15:53 PM
Twins  cloud9: cloud9:

can you imagine 2 people who are crossed between me and Apey, at once?.... noooo:  don't make jokes.  noooo: eeek:

If they get their looks from apey then

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.robotmutant.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2Fgollum-wedding.jpg&hash=6b418f548ff4e0b06688f0831d30c5e552ba6270)

 rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Your hosts greetings
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2014, 05:44:19 PM
Daddy  cloud9: