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Title: Waste of a morning........
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 02:50:24 PM
Yesterday We realised we couldn't find our cash card ....turned the house upside ...(normally I have it but coz I was crippled Miss T had it ) ....so today had to go to the bank ,fill in forms and all the crap that goes with it ....took out a chunk of cash incase the card takes weeks .......


went to the pub, told Miss T to pay ....she pulls out the cash card ...... Banghead cussing: cussing:

in her  censored: censored: handbag .......and it's a small one ..... censored:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 02:58:05 PM
 point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 03:03:51 PM
point: point: point: point:

 cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 03:09:42 PM
Yesterday We realised we couldn't find our cash card ....turned the house upside ...(normally I have it but coz I was crippled Miss T had it ) ....so today had to go to the bank ,fill in forms and all the crap that goes with it ....took out a chunk of cash incase the card takes weeks .......


went to the pub, told Miss T to pay ....she pulls out the cash card ...... Banghead cussing: cussing:

in her  censored: censored: handbag .......and it's a small one ..... censored:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 03:11:51 PM
I lost a debit card once and called the bank to cancel it. It then appeared.  cussing:

Snoopy gave me advice. Next time I lost it I PRETENDED to call the bank. The card heard me and unhid itself  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 03:15:22 PM
I lost a debit card once and called the bank to cancel it. It then appeared.  cussing:

Snoopy gave me advice. Next time I lost it I PRETENDED to call the bank. The card heard me and unhid itself  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 03:18:55 PM
I lost a debit card once and called the bank to cancel it. It then appeared.  cussing:

Snoopy gave me advice. Next time I lost it I PRETENDED to call the bank. The card heard me and unhid itself  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin: 
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 03:19:45 PM
It werked  :thumbsup: 

I tried it again recently  redface:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 03:22:07 PM
It werked  :thumbsup: 

I tried it again recently  redface:

Or don't trust Miss T with anything important......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 03:25:53 PM
Is she a natural blonde?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 03:46:22 PM
Is she a natural blonde?  rubschin:

She's never been blonde ...were you pissed the whole week or is your memory going ... rubschin:  I could start a thread for you........... whistle:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 03:53:11 PM
 rubschin:

I have a pic of her talking to her lunch :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 03:54:52 PM
rubschin:

I have a pic of her talking to her lunch :thumbsup:

Well it was that or you n me .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2014, 04:04:31 PM
It werked  :thumbsup: 

I tried it again recently  redface:

Or don't trust Miss T with anything important......... rubschin:

Poor BM.  noooo:

Oh, sorry, I thought you said impotent.  whistle:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 04:10:28 PM
It werked  :thumbsup: 

I tried it again recently  redface:

Or don't trust Miss T with anything important......... rubschin:

Poor BM.  noooo:

Oh, sorry, I thought you said impotent.  whistle:

That's why he bought a hat ...... Thumbs:............(wait Jim Davidson wants his joke back  evil: )..........
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 04:11:37 PM
It werked  :thumbsup: 

I tried it again recently  redface:

Or don't trust Miss T with anything important......... rubschin:

Poor BM.  noooo:

Oh, sorry, I thought you said impotent.  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 04:12:33 PM
We could enter him for the Air Sex Championships  rubschin:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 04:14:23 PM
We could enter him for the Air Sex Championships  rubschin:


Thought he was from Kent ............cue Snoopy joke.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Misty on January 10, 2014, 05:00:21 PM
rubschin:

I have a pic of her talking to her lunch :thumbsup:

don't worry darling, I was blond when you were here, he clearly doesn't pay any fucking attention.  noooo:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 05:01:42 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Misty on January 10, 2014, 05:03:19 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:

My God no! who would ever want that?!  eeek:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 05:03:34 PM
rubschin:

I have a pic of her talking to her lunch :thumbsup:

don't worry darling, I was blond when you were here, he clearly doesn't pay any fucking attention.  noooo:

Misty!   cloud9:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 05:05:52 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:

My God no! who would ever want that?!  eeek:

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Misty on January 10, 2014, 05:09:38 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:

My God no! who would ever want that?!  eeek:

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match  :thumbsup:

Oh yes.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2014, 05:12:15 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:

My God no! who would ever want that?!  eeek:

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match  :thumbsup:
Frayed?
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Misty on January 10, 2014, 05:28:18 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:

My God no! who would ever want that?!  eeek:

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match  :thumbsup:
Frayed?

 Not at all, trimmed off any extra bits.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 05:37:08 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:

My God no! who would ever want that?!  eeek:

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match  :thumbsup:
Frayed?

 Not at all, trimmed off any extra bits.  Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2014, 05:44:26 PM
Bye bye Mr Willy  noooo:
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Misty on January 10, 2014, 05:53:00 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:

My God no! who would ever want that?!  eeek:

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match  :thumbsup:
Frayed?

 Not at all, trimmed off any extra bits.  Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

oh thank God, those little fluffy bits round your ears were bugging me. Bless you.
Title: Re: Waste of a morning........
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2014, 06:00:30 PM
And now? Ginger?  eeek:

My God no! who would ever want that?!  eeek:

Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match  :thumbsup:
Frayed?

 Not at all, trimmed off any extra bits.  Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

oh thank God, those little fluffy bits round your ears were bugging me. Bless you.

 ;D