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Title: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2014, 06:06:53 PM
What was Trigger's favourite TV channel?

Rodney................. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2014, 06:07:57 PM
What was Trigger's favourite TV channel?

Rodney................. redface:


happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2014, 06:11:12 PM
What was Trigger's favourite TV channel?

Rodney................. redface:


happy001
happy002    (had to think for a bit)
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2014, 07:10:58 PM
What was Trigger's favourite TV channel?

Rodney................. redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 16, 2014, 08:30:15 PM
Judging by the tributes it seems just the mention of 'Trigger' brings a smile to all our faces.

Except the Duggan family.
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2014, 08:32:11 PM
Judging by the tributes it seems just the mention of 'Trigger' brings a smile to all our faces.

Except the Duggan family.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 12:59:11 AM
Judging by the tributes it seems just the mention of 'Trigger' brings a smile to all our faces.

Except the Duggan family.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2014, 04:48:31 AM
Judging by the tributes it seems just the mention of 'Trigger' brings a smile to all our faces.

Except the Duggan family.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2014, 01:41:48 PM
A 3 year old Pakistani has gone missing from his bed in Edinburgh.....

.

There's a paedophile somewhere saying to himself,



 "Next time, take a fucking torch"........... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2014, 02:54:16 PM
A 3 year old Pakistani has gone missing from his bed in Edinburgh.....

.

There's a paedophile somewhere saying to himself,



 "Next time, take a fucking torch"........... redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2014, 03:55:25 PM
A 3 year old Pakistani has gone missing from his bed in Edinburgh.....

.

There's a paedophile somewhere saying to himself,



 "Next time, take a fucking torch"........... redface:

happy001
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2014, 06:25:19 PM
A 3 year old Pakistani has gone missing from his bed in Edinburgh.....

.

There's a paedophile somewhere saying to himself,



 "Next time, take a fucking torch"........... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:    redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 06:45:13 PM
BBC Scotland has announced a new show based in Edinburgh....



"Not at home with the Kulars" starts on Saturday.........
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2014, 06:50:52 PM
Hi Rosdeep, sorry the first line of that curry recipe was - Cut up one chilli....

Fucking predictive text..

Love your Aunt.....
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
BBC Scotland has announced a new show based in Edinburgh....



"Not at home with the Kulars" starts on Saturday.........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2014, 02:34:39 PM
BBC Scotland has announced a new show based in Edinburgh....



"Not at home with the Kulars" starts on Saturday.........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2014, 02:35:17 PM
Hi Rosdeep, sorry the first line of that curry recipe was - Cut up one chilli....

Fucking predictive text..

Love your Aunt.....

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2014, 06:17:15 PM
Ibrahim toure, the younger brother of Premier League-based Ivory Coast duo Yaya and Kolo toure, has died aged 28.................. eeek:





Yaya released a statement saying "That'll teach the fucker for forgetting my Birthday!"...... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2014, 06:02:52 AM
Ibrahim toure, the younger brother of Premier League-based Ivory Coast duo Yaya and Kolo toure, has died aged 28.................. eeek:





Yaya released a statement saying "That'll teach the fucker for forgetting my Birthday!"...... redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 05:30:45 PM
Malaysia Airlines- the fastest way to your final destination.......... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2014, 06:07:29 PM
Malaysia Airlines- the fastest way to your final destination.......... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 20, 2014, 11:00:04 AM
Poor Malaysian Airlines - two complete aircraft losses this year . . .

Still, on the plus side, at least they know where this fucker is - all over Ukraine . . .
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2014, 11:23:58 AM
Poor Malaysian Airlines - two complete aircraft losses this year . . .

Still, on the plus side, at least they know where this fucker is - all over Ukraine . . .

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2014, 03:26:19 PM
Just saw on the news that some poor bastard was trapped in a room full of Australians............ redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on December 16, 2014, 03:34:34 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2014, 03:38:47 PM
Just saw on the news that some poor bastard was trapped in a room full of Australians............ redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2014, 06:26:09 PM
Just saw on the news that some poor bastard was trapped in a room full of Australians............ redface:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2015, 03:17:33 PM
"The pen is mightier than the sword."...........




Clearly fucking useless against AK47s though.............. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2015, 03:18:56 PM
"The pen is mightier than the sword."...........




Clearly fucking useless against AK47s though.............. redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2015, 01:51:30 PM
To show we're shoulder-to-shoulder with the French, the Brits hold a rally in Trafalgar Square..........









It's good to know that irony isn't dead.............. whistle:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2015, 02:10:29 PM
To show we're shoulder-to-shoulder with the French, the Brits hold a rally in Trafalgar Square..........









It's good to know that irony isn't dead.............. whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2015, 02:41:01 PM
To show we're shoulder-to-shoulder with the French, the Brits hold a rally in Trafalgar Square..........









It's good to know that irony isn't dead.............. whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 06:08:53 PM
Wow, Charlie Hebdo has increased its sales from sixty thousand to over three million...........









I wonder if they are looking for staff............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2015, 06:48:37 PM
Wow, Charlie Hebdo has increased its sales from sixty thousand to over three million...........









I wonder if they are looking for staff............ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2015, 10:25:45 AM
Wow, Charlie Hebdo has increased its sales from sixty thousand to over three million...........









I wonder if they are looking for staff............ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 08:35:43 PM
The holocaust can't be that important only 300 survivors could be bothered to turn up for the reunion...................... noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 08:36:56 PM
The holocaust can't be that important only 300 survivors could be bothered to turn up for the reunion...................... noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2015, 12:18:49 PM
The holocaust can't be that important only 300 survivors could be bothered to turn up for the reunion...................... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:   redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: boogs on January 28, 2015, 07:55:53 PM
The holocaust can't be that important only 300 survivors could be bothered to turn up for the reunion...................... noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2015, 06:05:17 PM
 Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2015, 06:16:17 PM
Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: boogs on March 13, 2015, 07:22:09 PM
Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2015, 08:44:57 PM
Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2015, 10:02:17 PM
Following the Marvyn Gaye / Robin Thicke plagiarism case.........





Rolf Harris has announced that he will also be suing his new cell-mate Fred Talbot for covering two little boys without permission........... noooo:

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2015, 01:29:50 PM
Worst descent by a German in the French Alps since Schumacher............. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2015, 01:43:02 PM
Worst descent by a German in the French Alps since Schumacher............. redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2015, 01:46:27 PM
Worst descent by a German in the French Alps since Schumacher............. redface:

I had to Google it but...

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2015, 02:58:43 PM
You have to give it to the Germans for an efficient crash with the wreckage found instantly, leaving all other aircraft crashers look like inefficient twats.
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2015, 03:01:48 PM
You have to give it to the Germans for an efficient crash with the wreckage found instantly, leaving all other aircraft crashers look like inefficient twats.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2015, 08:37:53 PM
Worst descent by a German in the French Alps since Schumacher............. redface:

 lol:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2015, 08:38:36 PM
You have to give it to the Germans for an efficient crash with the wreckage found instantly, leaving all other aircraft crashers look like inefficient twats.

 lol: lol: lol:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2015, 07:21:08 PM
You should see what these big sporting stars will be making tonight.............

Floyd Mayweather will be making £76 million...............

Manny Pacquiao will be making £53 million................

And

Rio Ferdinand will be making his own dinner..............


 redface: redface:

Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2015, 07:25:00 PM
You should see what these big sporting stars will be making tonight.............

Floyd Mayweather will be making £76 million...............

Manny Pacquiao will be making £53 million................

And

Rio Ferdinand will be making his own dinner..............


 redface: redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 28, 2015, 08:24:41 PM
An 81-year-old woman has been shot dead by a fellow resident at a care home in Essex..............







The very exclusive care home says it only admits guests of a certain calibre......


it writes itself........ noooo:

Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2015, 11:59:34 PM
An 81-year-old woman has been shot dead by a fellow resident at a care home in Essex..............







The very exclusive care home says it only admits guests of a certain calibre......


it writes itself........ noooo:
  lol:

 redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2015, 06:27:30 AM
An 81-year-old woman has been shot dead by a fellow resident at a care home in Essex..............







The very exclusive care home says it only admits guests of a certain calibre......


it writes itself........ noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 29, 2015, 08:21:20 AM
An 81-year-old woman has been shot dead by a fellow resident at a care home in Essex..............







The very exclusive care home says it only admits guests of a certain calibre......


it writes itself........ noooo:

happy001
;D ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2016, 10:16:56 AM
All very sad about that Gavin Williams lad, but who could have known a bee-sting would be fatal?
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2016, 10:26:14 AM
All very sad about that Gavin Williams lad, but who could have known a bee-sting would be fatal?

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2016, 05:02:57 PM
All very sad about that Gavin Williams lad, but who could have known a bee-sting would be fatal?


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2016, 11:07:24 AM
All very sad about that Gavin Williams lad, but who could have known a bee-sting would be fatal?

happy001
facepalm:





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 redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2016, 10:39:13 PM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 06:31:39 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2016, 09:07:58 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:

Probably would have made if he was carrying a harmonica instead of that organ which totally failed.  noooo:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2016, 09:12:49 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:

Probably would have made if he was carrying a harmonica instead of that organ which totally failed.  noooo:

And he died in Chile .........that just writes itself...... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 09:39:17 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:

Probably would have made if he was carrying a harmonica instead of that organ which totally failed.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 09:39:42 AM
Explorer Henry Worsley has died during solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity.......



It is bad news for him but great news for anyone that agreed to pledge money on completion............ whistle:

happy001

He was only 30 miles from the finish the lazy git....  noooo:

Probably would have made if he was carrying a harmonica instead of that organ which totally failed.  noooo:

And he died in Chile .........that just writes itself...... redface:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2017, 07:41:08 PM
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me........






A partridge in a pine box.............. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2017, 10:03:05 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2017, 04:42:03 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me........






A partridge in a pine box.............. redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2017, 04:48:42 PM
News headlines "Cabbie killed in Birmingham horror crash was on last job."......





I think that's pretty fucking obvious!.................. redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2017, 04:49:44 PM
News headlines "Cabbie killed in Birmingham horror crash was on last job."......





I think that's pretty fucking obvious!.................. redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on September 29, 2019, 09:09:12 PM
What have Thomas Cook and Gerry McCann got in common .......... rubschin:




They both take you on holiday but won't bring you back .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2019, 04:35:46 AM
What have Thomas Cook and Gerry McCann got in common .......... rubschin:




They both take you on holiday but won't bring you back .......... Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2020, 12:25:05 AM
Waiting for Dry January ..Australia jokes ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2020, 06:28:07 AM
Waiting for Dry January ..Australia jokes ......... rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 08, 2020, 06:59:12 PM
This Covid thingy... its pasta joke.  redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2020, 07:21:15 PM
This Covid thingy... its pasta joke.  redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2020, 10:08:53 AM
I like my women like Covid...........


19 and easily spread............ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2020, 11:41:31 AM
I like my women like Covid...........


19 and easily spread............ Thumbs:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2020, 09:02:05 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/t1BKR7Th/Kenny.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/t1BKR7Th)

 redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2020, 09:06:29 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/dhyRtfVn/Corona-feath.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dhyRtfVn)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2020, 09:11:02 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/t1BKR7Th/Kenny.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/t1BKR7Th)

 redface:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2020, 06:57:16 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/t1BKR7Th/Kenny.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/t1BKR7Th)

 redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2020, 06:57:56 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/dhyRtfVn/Corona-feath.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dhyRtfVn)

 redface: redface:

happy001  redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Just One More on March 24, 2020, 07:27:32 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/t1BKR7Th/Kenny.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/t1BKR7Th)

 redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2020, 11:08:36 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/dhyRtfVn/Corona-feath.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dhyRtfVn)

 redface: redface:

happy001  redface:
lol: happy001  redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2020, 10:12:24 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/dhyRtfVn/Corona-feath.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dhyRtfVn)

 redface: redface:

happy001  redface:
lol: happy001  redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2020, 09:39:32 PM
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19...


Prince Andrew is isolating in Windsor......with Jennifer 14........ whistle:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2020, 11:59:33 PM
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19...


Prince Andrew is isolating in Windsor......with Jennifer 14........ whistle:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2020, 08:58:37 AM
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19...


Prince Andrew is isolating in Windsor......with Jennifer 14........ whistle:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Just One More on March 26, 2020, 06:02:28 PM
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19...


Prince Andrew is isolating in Windsor......with Jennifer 14........ whistle:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2020, 11:45:52 AM
Shit..... seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid-19........... eeek:


 
I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely............ redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2020, 12:13:16 PM
Shit..... seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid-19........... eeek:


 
I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely............ redface:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2020, 01:08:52 PM
Shit..... seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid-19........... eeek:


 
I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely............ redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2020, 02:57:01 PM
Shit..... seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid-19........... eeek:


 
I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely............ redface:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2020, 06:23:32 PM
Shit..... seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid-19........... eeek:


 
I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely............ redface:
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 02, 2021, 04:51:08 PM
£33 million he raised for the NHS and they couldn't save the poor fucker?

Ungrateful bastards.
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2021, 06:29:25 PM
£33 million he raised for the NHS and they couldn't save the poor fucker?

Ungrateful bastards.

Wow ..jokes about "high mileage walkers for Sale " get you some abuse online... redface: redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2021, 06:31:24 PM
£33 million he raised for the NHS and they couldn't save the poor fucker?

Ungrateful bastards.

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2021, 08:12:16 PM
£33 million he raised for the NHS and they couldn't save the poor fucker?

Ungrateful bastards.

happy001

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2021, 09:35:42 PM
£33 million he raised for the NHS and they couldn't save the poor fucker?

Ungrateful bastards.

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2021, 10:15:13 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/27/9c/48279cb024ed66378a9edb172a0e202b.jpg)
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2021, 05:34:24 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/27/9c/48279cb024ed66378a9edb172a0e202b.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2021, 11:44:59 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/27/9c/48279cb024ed66378a9edb172a0e202b.jpg)

 ;D
;D ;D

 nonono: On their head, surely?
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2021, 12:04:06 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/27/9c/48279cb024ed66378a9edb172a0e202b.jpg)

 ;D
;D ;D

 nonono: On their head, surely?

 lol: lol: lol:

Pretty sure that's an Affs though  whistle:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 08:35:00 PM
The Colorado supermarket shooter has been described as very anti social by family....




Bit unfair considering the amount of "rounds" he got in............... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2021, 05:42:23 AM
The Colorado supermarket shooter has been described as very anti social by family....




Bit unfair considering the amount of "rounds" he got in............... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2021, 08:05:19 PM
Why is R.Kelly's music so easy to download..............??



Cos he's a PDF.file............... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2021, 06:36:53 AM
Why is R.Kelly's music so easy to download..............??



Cos he's a PDF.file............... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2021, 04:42:41 PM
(https://scontent.fbrs4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/244322907_4344662142314101_2196865869722392610_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_rgb565=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=V3O1Lnl2EW0AX8WrjiM&tn=3Lw11OVkXvYBnQZ1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbrs4-1.fna&oh=6c752c6b38afaec9ac46cc4093a18175&oe=617F9A2F)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2021, 05:23:45 PM
(https://scontent.fbrs4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/244322907_4344662142314101_2196865869722392610_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_rgb565=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=V3O1Lnl2EW0AX8WrjiM&tn=3Lw11OVkXvYBnQZ1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbrs4-1.fna&oh=6c752c6b38afaec9ac46cc4093a18175&oe=617F9A2F)

 redface:

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2021, 06:23:37 PM
I was wondering if we could sign up that Plymouth 'Insel' murderer to get those endless Virgin Experience Days emails
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2021, 12:07:29 PM
Alec Baldwin to star in a remake of Lethal Weapon............ whistle:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2021, 12:26:55 PM
Alec Baldwin to star in a remake of Lethal Weapon............ whistle:


happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Just One More on October 22, 2021, 09:58:00 PM
Alec Baldwin to star in a remake of Lethal Weapon............ whistle:


happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 25, 2021, 09:38:27 PM
Alec Baldwin to star in a remake of Lethal Weapon............ whistle:


happy001

happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2022, 08:13:29 PM
The purple reign has ended for the artist formerly known as Prince
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2022, 08:22:29 PM
The purple reign has ended for the artist formerly known as Prince

happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2022, 08:50:12 PM
The purple reign has ended for the artist formerly known as Prince

happy001
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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2022, 06:31:20 AM
The purple reign has ended for the artist formerly known as Prince

 lol: lol:

Coincidentally, todays Daily Star front page...

(https://i.postimg.cc/VSXk5wVq/prince-andrew-narcissist.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/VSXk5wVq)
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2022, 06:39:36 AM
The purple reign has ended for the artist formerly known as Prince

 lol: lol:

Coincidentally, todays Daily Star front page...

(https://i.postimg.cc/VSXk5wVq/prince-andrew-narcissist.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/VSXk5wVq)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2022, 09:06:13 PM
I see the guy that was given a pigs heart in the USA has died, still I bet his cremation will smell lovely........... redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2022, 09:20:59 PM
I see the guy that was given a pigs heart in the USA has died, still I bet his cremation will smell lovely........... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2022, 10:43:16 PM
I see the guy that was given a pigs heart in the USA has died, still I bet his cremation will smell lovely........... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:     redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2022, 05:04:11 PM
I see the guy that was given a pigs heart in the USA has died, still I bet his cremation will smell lovely........... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:     redface:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 13, 2022, 11:02:52 PM
Fair play to Ukraine finishing second in the medals table at the paralympics.

Got a feeling they'll go one better next time.
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2022, 05:53:59 AM
Fair play to Ukraine finishing second in the medals table at the paralympics.

Got a feeling they'll go one better next time.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 14, 2022, 11:02:16 PM
I see the guy that was given a pigs heart in the USA has died, still I bet his cremation will smell lovely........... redface:

I heard he was an amateur ham radio enthusiast but the last thing he heard was just crackling.    redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2022, 12:25:17 AM
I see the guy that was given a pigs heart in the USA has died, still I bet his cremation will smell lovely........... redface:

I heard he was an amateur ham radio enthusiast but the last thing he heard was just crackling.    redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2022, 06:38:34 AM
I see the guy that was given a pigs heart in the USA has died, still I bet his cremation will smell lovely........... redface:

I heard he was an amateur ham radio enthusiast but the last thing he heard was just crackling.    redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Just One More on March 15, 2022, 07:16:04 AM
I see the guy that was given a pigs heart in the USA has died, still I bet his cremation will smell lovely........... redface:

I heard he was an amateur ham radio enthusiast but the last thing he heard was just crackling.    redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2022, 03:17:42 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3035351a7ba238446d2fb007c3bf7d88-lq)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2022, 03:30:29 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3035351a7ba238446d2fb007c3bf7d88-lq)

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happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2022, 09:14:49 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3035351a7ba238446d2fb007c3bf7d88-lq)

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happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2022, 09:23:08 PM
Fair play to Ukraine finishing second in the medals table at the paralympics.

Got a feeling they'll go one better next time.

 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2023, 01:46:51 AM
Dust it off ..ready for titanic jokes........ whistle:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2023, 04:45:11 AM
Dust it off ..ready for titanic jokes........ whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 22, 2023, 01:21:34 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SXCqmykP/Screenshot-20230622-141612-Facebook.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SXCqmykP)
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2023, 03:27:57 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SXCqmykP/Screenshot-20230622-141612-Facebook.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SXCqmykP)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2023, 08:54:31 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-90c56ee94335c930804221e0ea284edc)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2023, 04:47:09 AM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-90c56ee94335c930804221e0ea284edc)

 redface:


happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2023, 07:53:39 AM
Good news at last from the Atlantic. The Logitech F710 controller has been found. It's currently in a bag of rice and should be good to go on Ebay late Saturday.
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2023, 08:55:10 AM
Good news at last from the Atlantic. The Logitech F710 controller has been found. It's currently in a bag of rice and should be good to go on Ebay late Saturday.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2023, 11:46:28 AM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ebc9262aa1acfc71d39b1502f57acd7e)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2023, 12:44:12 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ebc9262aa1acfc71d39b1502f57acd7e)

 redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2023, 07:25:19 PM
^ ;D ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2023, 11:25:57 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-167e1c711224d4147ebddb71ef252db4)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2023, 11:49:29 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-167e1c711224d4147ebddb71ef252db4)

 redface:

 Thumbs: ;D
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2023, 05:57:10 AM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-167e1c711224d4147ebddb71ef252db4)

 redface:

 lol: lol: lol: 


€229,000 you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2023, 09:08:13 AM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-167e1c711224d4147ebddb71ef252db4)

 redface:

 Thumbs: ;D
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2023, 11:11:48 PM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-53bd1a9aa2606aa821e7d9f14dae6085)

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2023, 06:45:06 AM
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-53bd1a9aa2606aa821e7d9f14dae6085)

 redface:

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Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2023, 03:59:46 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/3y5fhfRf/Des.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3y5fhfRf)
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2023, 04:05:47 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/3y5fhfRf/Des.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3y5fhfRf)


happy001
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2023, 10:53:48 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/3y5fhfRf/Des.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3y5fhfRf)


happy001

 ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2023, 06:51:47 AM
No Sinead O'Connor jokes for 7 hours and 15 days please.
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2024, 08:01:39 PM
This Jay Slater 🤔🤔 when he left the UK to go to Tenerife did he fly from Birmingham ?? If so it might be worth checking out tbh.... he might not even be missing and it could turn out he is still in the f**king queue at security
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2024, 11:46:22 PM
Spain 3-1 England….. redface:


 whistle:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2024, 05:14:39 AM
Spain 3-1 England….. redface:


 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: redface:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2024, 11:48:00 AM
So Liam has left One Direction …..and joined New Kids On the Block ….. whistle:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2024, 02:35:19 PM
So Liam has left One Direction …..and joined New Kids On the Block ….. whistle:


 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:

What was his last hit...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2024, 10:55:05 PM
0.8 Direction …..
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2024, 02:57:34 PM
Birmingham airport closed due to suspicious vehicle ……





It was taxed and insured…… rubschin:….
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2024, 03:09:09 PM
Birmingham airport closed due to suspicious vehicle ……





It was taxed and insured…… rubschin:….

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2024, 03:58:37 PM
If only it had been Liverpool  sad24:
Title: Re: Too Soon ?
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2024, 07:35:16 PM
Birmingham airport closed due to suspicious vehicle ……





It was taxed and insured…… rubschin:….

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lol: lol: lol: lol: