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Title: Scottish independence
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2014, 06:21:38 PM
I say bugger off (Barnett formula and more, sorry boogs)

Screwed today on currency stuff I think. Pity.
Title: Re: Scottish indendence
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2014, 06:30:36 PM
I say bugger off (Barnett formula and more, sorry boogs(

Screwed today on currency stuff I think. Pity.

Yes, shame... they should feck off....
Title: Re: Scottish indendence
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 13, 2014, 06:30:52 PM
I say bugger off

As do I.

20 years and they'll be back cap in hand.
Title: Re: Scottish indendence
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2014, 06:34:20 PM
I say bugger off

As do I.

20 years and they'll be back Tam o' Shanter in hand.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Scottish indendence
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2014, 09:13:17 PM
I say bugger off

As do I.

20 years and they'll be back cap in hand.

As they did in the first place when joining The Union.
Title: Re: Scottish indendence
Post by: boogs on February 13, 2014, 09:56:43 PM
I say bugger off (Barnett formula and more, sorry boogs(

Screwed today on currency stuff I think. Pity.

Yes, shame... they should feck off....

I agree totally  Thumbs: I don't  think they in all seriousness are stupid  enough to vote it in and if they do then they get all they deserve   evil:

I hate the S N P and that wanker Salmond. Makes me so angry when I see his face I want to vomit  sick2:   

Unfortunately you get the great unwashed who have been brainwashed by these bastards   cussing: cussing: cussing: Your Rab. C  and the like butI I just hope there are enough people with more than one working brain cell  to stop this fiasco  Explode:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2014, 10:03:56 PM
Well said Boogs ^

What an arse that Salmond is. 

Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: tel on February 13, 2014, 11:08:28 PM
Why don't we get to vote to say if we want them or not?
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2014, 11:11:28 PM
Why don't we get to vote to say if we want them or not?

 rubschin:  good point........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2014, 05:22:44 AM
Why don't we get to vote to say if we want them or not?

Oh noes, they know what the answer would be to that one!  lol:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2014, 09:19:58 AM
Why don't we get to vote to say if we want them or not?

Oh noes, they know what the answer would be to that one!  lol:

The same as hanging, they would never dare ask the masses.
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2014, 11:05:20 AM
I see that twat Baroso has just torpedoed the whole plan by saying that Scotland would not be admitted to the EU!!  Salmond must be shitting himself  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2014, 11:35:24 AM
I see that twat Baroso has just torpedoed the whole plan by saying that Scotland would not be admitted to the EU!!  Salmond must be shitting himself  eveilgrin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mind you, they've let every other fucker in....  noooo:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2014, 11:44:37 AM
I see that twat Baroso has just torpedoed the whole plan by saying that Scotland would not be admitted to the EU!!  Salmond must be shitting himself  eveilgrin:
So if we then left the EU we could throw all the jocks out   rubschin:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2014, 11:47:13 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2014, 11:50:42 AM
:thumbsup:
ah but what will Boogs say  scared2:

we best have an exceptions list
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2014, 11:56:44 AM
Can we deport gypsies?  whistle:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2014, 12:01:16 PM
Can we deport gypsies?  whistle:
I wouldn't go there, anyway an exceptions list would be needed
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2014, 03:28:48 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2014, 03:53:54 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: boogs on February 16, 2014, 03:56:21 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2014, 04:01:47 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: boogs on February 16, 2014, 04:02:46 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)

 cloud9:  cloud9:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2014, 05:04:41 PM
I see that twat Baroso has just torpedoed the whole plan by saying that Scotland would not be admitted to the EU!!  Salmond must be shitting himself  eveilgrin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mind you, they've let every other fucker in....  noooo:

But only after a few years of them cooking the books over their economies.
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2014, 05:07:14 PM
I see that twat Baroso has just torpedoed the whole plan by saying that Scotland would not be admitted to the EU!!  Salmond must be shitting himself  eveilgrin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mind you, they've let every other fucker in....  noooo:

But only after a few years of them cooking the books over their economies.

Indeed Mr. Darwin sir....  noooo:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2014, 05:14:32 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2014, 05:16:31 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?

No. but working here could in theory could become difficult..
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2014, 05:17:24 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?

Which part of 'Nigel's way' requires Brits to leave Cyprus...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2014, 05:20:07 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?

Which part of 'Nigel's way' requires Brits to leave Cyprus...? Shrugs:

I think he means if the UK leave the EU..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2014, 05:22:07 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?

Which part of 'Nigel's way' requires Brits to leave Cyprus...? Shrugs:
I was only asking

Surely it's more like Cyprus would no longer be required to let Brits reside and, as Apey implies, work.
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2014, 05:25:56 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?

Which part of 'Nigel's way' requires Brits to leave Cyprus...? Shrugs:
I was only asking

Surely it's more like Cyprus would no longer be required to let Brits reside and, as Apey implies, work.

Anyone can live here all nationalities (proof of income normally needed) ......but the work situatioin would require the employer to get a permit for them ..which is unlikely as they have to lodge money with the gubberment ....
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2014, 05:31:38 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?

Which part of 'Nigel's way' requires Brits to leave Cyprus...? Shrugs:
I was only asking

Surely it's more like Cyprus would no longer be required to let Brits reside and, as Apey implies, work.

Well...

Unlike the UK, Brits in Cyprus are still considered 'Aliens'...

I have no rights here at all... in order to get my 'papers' and stay here I have to prove I can pay my way and have medical insurance which covers me for both emergencies and in-patient care...

So, I'm not really here courtesy of the EU.

Admittedly, over the age of 65 there is some reciprocal hospital care thing that allows pensioners access to the Cyprus 'NHS'.... That would have to be looked at if the UK left the EU....
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2014, 05:43:27 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?

Which part of 'Nigel's way' requires Brits to leave Cyprus...? Shrugs:
I was only asking

Surely it's more like Cyprus would no longer be required to let Brits reside and, as Apey implies, work.

Well...

Unlike the UK, Brits in Cyprus are still considered 'Aliens'...

I have no rights here at all... in order to get my 'papers' and stay here I have to prove I can pay my way and have medical insurance which covers me for both emergencies and in-patient care...

So, I'm not really here courtesy of the EU.

Admittedly, over the age of 65 there is some reciprocal hospital care thing that allows pensioners access to the Cyprus 'NHS'.... That would have to be looked at if the UK left the EU....
That sounds a little bit worrying for some of you

I asked cos that almost tolerable git Barroso was said to be implying a threat earlier today about the over 2M Brits in EU countries and I'm thinking not in his gift, it depends what each EU state wants to do.
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2014, 05:47:13 PM
Can we deport gingers?   scared2:

 rubschin:

And lefties!  Thumbs:

Thanks  evil:

You can be deported to Cyprus....  ;)
[serious question]  What happens if your Nigel gets his way?  Would Cyprus want most/some/all of the Brits out?

Which part of 'Nigel's way' requires Brits to leave Cyprus...? Shrugs:
I was only asking

Surely it's more like Cyprus would no longer be required to let Brits reside and, as Apey implies, work.

Well...

Unlike the UK, Brits in Cyprus are still considered 'Aliens'...

I have no rights here at all... in order to get my 'papers' and stay here I have to prove I can pay my way and have medical insurance which covers me for both emergencies and in-patient care...

So, I'm not really here courtesy of the EU.

Admittedly, over the age of 65 there is some reciprocal hospital care thing that allows pensioners access to the Cyprus 'NHS'.... That would have to be looked at if the UK left the EU....
That sounds a little bit worrying for some of you

I asked cos that almost tolerable git Barroso was said to be implying a threat earlier today about the over 2M Brits in EU countries and I'm thinking not in his gift, it depends what each EU state wants to do.

I can't help but think Cyprus is better off with the cash and skills of the ex-pats (given as I said above they have no rights to health care or benefits) than they would be without us...
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Miss Adventure on February 17, 2014, 12:18:47 PM
Not strictly true Apey and BM.... Brits who are working and who pay social insurance have the same rights to medical benefits as a Cypriot, retired Brits have free access to the 'NHS' such as it is. BM doesn't get any as he doesn't pay SI as he's not working and is under pension age.

Not all nationalities are welcome here on a free basis, only EU members.
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2014, 08:49:30 AM
SO, it occurred to me that if Scotland goes independent they would leave the EU. All those Scots who are working freely throughout the EU could be obliged to return home.

This means we could deport the Krankies  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2014, 09:33:36 AM
SO, it occurred to me that if Scotland goes independent they would leave the EU. All those Scots who are working freely throughout the EU could be obliged to return home.

This means we could deport the Krankies  :thumbsup:

What's not to like....?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 12, 2014, 02:52:27 PM
 rubschin:

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Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2014, 02:54:28 PM
rubschin:

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 ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2014, 03:40:35 PM
rubschin:

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 ;D ;D Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2014, 04:30:38 PM
rubschin:

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2014, 06:23:03 PM
rubschin:

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 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2014, 12:12:46 AM
rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fh9adi72f5%2FScotland.jpg&hash=9f128d61325537d63a9ab3d2ef96e3fc2a8f0f10) (http://postimg.org/image/h9adi72f5/)

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2014, 09:23:03 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 04:18:45 PM
rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2Fh9adi72f5%2FScotland.jpg&hash=9f128d61325537d63a9ab3d2ef96e3fc2a8f0f10) (http://postimg.org/image/h9adi72f5/)

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2014, 06:15:46 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/10755898/Revealed-The-five-star-suite-Alex-Salmond-enjoyed-at-the-taxpayers-expense.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/10755898/Revealed-The-five-star-suite-Alex-Salmond-enjoyed-at-the-taxpayers-expense.html)

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2014, 12:15:09 PM
A powder room ???


Is that the same as a bathroom ???  rubschin:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2014, 12:16:35 PM
A powder room ???


Is that the same as a bathroom ???  rubschin:

Fawkes knows....... noooo:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2014, 12:28:07 PM
A powder room ???


Is that the same as a bathroom ???  rubschin:

 noooo:


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Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 12, 2014, 07:23:26 AM
 Thumbs:

Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2014, 07:25:28 AM
My mate George is moving to America. He is Scottish and has a UK Passport. Has anyone thought that Scottish holders of UK passports will find their passports being revoked with all that follows from that?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2014, 07:45:39 AM
My mate George is moving to America. He is Scottish and has a UK Passport. Has anyone thought that Scottish holders of UK passports will find their passports being revoked with all that follows from that?  rubschin:

I don't think they have thought of anything....  noooo:
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 12, 2014, 10:53:39 AM
All he'll need to do is pop in to the Scottish Embassy in Washington DC   happy001
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2014, 11:06:24 AM
All he'll need to do is pop in to the Scottish Embassy in Washington DC   happy001


happy002
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2014, 12:30:10 PM
All he'll need to do is pop in to the Scottish Embassy in Washington DC   happy001


happy002
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Scottish independence
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2014, 07:00:12 PM
All he'll need to do is pop in to the Scottish Embassy in Washington DC   happy001

 lol: lol: lol: