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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on March 03, 2014, 06:59:15 PM
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Miss T's sister is getting married in November.... evil: I have to go.... evil:
Last proper visit to the UK for about 8 years ... eeek:
and to make matters worse it's in the north........ noooo: noooo:
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Miss T's sister is getting married in November.... evil: I have to go.... evil:
Last proper visit to the UK for about 8 years ... eeek:
and to make matters worse it's in the north........ noooo: noooo:
Spensive....happy100
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Miss T's sister is getting married in November.... evil: I have to go.... evil:
Last proper visit to the UK for about 8 years ... eeek:
and to make matters worse it's in the north........ noooo: noooo:
Spensive....happy100
I know....... cussing: any VPers got an old toaster for sale... rubschin:
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Miss T's sister is getting married in November.... evil: I have to go.... evil:
Last proper visit to the UK for about 8 years ... eeek:
and to make matters worse it's in the north........ noooo: noooo:
Spensive....happy100
I know....... cussing: any VPers got an old toaster for sale... rubschin:
Cut out the middle-man - send toast! Thumbs:
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Might get to met some more VPers tho....... cloud9:
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Leave Foggy here cloud9:
Has she got fluffy socks?
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
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Leave Foggy here cloud9:
Has she got fluffy socks?
Lots....... Thumbs:
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
Swanley is where my bestish mate lives.... Thumbs: Sussex for nostalgia .....
the minging north coz I have too....... noooo:
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
Swanley is where my bestish mate lives.... Thumbs: Sussex for nostalgia .....
the minging north coz I have too....... noooo:
But I live in Pissouri..... sad24:
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
Swanley is where my bestish mate lives.... Thumbs: Sussex for nostalgia .....
the minging north coz I have too....... noooo:
But I live in Pissouri..... sad24:
Did I miss the 2nd bit....... rubschin:
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
Swanley is where my bestish mate lives.... Thumbs: Sussex for nostalgia .....
the minging north coz I have too....... noooo:
But I live in Pissouri..... sad24:
Did I miss the 2nd bit....... rubschin:
Tooo late.... sad32: sad32: sad32:
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I think BM had the impression that he was your bestish mate.... rubschin:
Think he may have bought you your last round old boy. whistle:
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I think BM had the impression that he was your bestish mate.... rubschin:
Think he may have bought you your last round old boy. whistle:
Your round when I get to Cornwall ........ Thumbs: actually my mate owns a pub in Tregony... rubschin:
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
Swanley is where my bestish mate lives.... Thumbs: Sussex for nostalgia .....
the minging north coz I have too....... noooo:
Which bit of Swanley? There's Swanley the town where I was dragged up and Swanley village that seemed to not want anything to do with us lot. I think the village is still OK but the places we used to play football are bleeding houses now.
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
Swanley is where my bestish mate lives.... Thumbs: Sussex for nostalgia .....
the minging north coz I have too....... noooo:
Which bit of Swanley? There's Swanley the town where I was dragged up and Swanley village that seemed to not want anything to do with us lot. I think the village is still OK but the places we used to play football are bleeding houses now.
Not sure ... rubschin: I think near the old golf course.... rubschin:
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
Swanley is where my bestish mate lives.... Thumbs: Sussex for nostalgia .....
the minging north coz I have too....... noooo:
Which bit of Swanley? There's Swanley the town where I was dragged up and Swanley village that seemed to not want anything to do with us lot. I think the village is still OK but the places we used to play football are bleeding houses now.
Not sure ... rubschin: I think near the old golf course.... rubschin:
You stole the balls didn't you....? noooo:
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Think gonna fly to real airport (LOndon ) then stick Miss T on the train/tram ta north ....then drive to Cornwall then Ascot then Swanley then up to York ...(might try to squeeze in Sussex rubschin:)
they booked a hotel room for us for the night ..I have to pay,,,, cussing:
Swanley cloud9: (PS it's a bit shite now)
Even Sussex will be cold and damp in November but "the North" could be serious taters
Swanley is where my bestish mate lives.... Thumbs: Sussex for nostalgia .....
the minging north coz I have too....... noooo:
Which bit of Swanley? There's Swanley the town where I was dragged up and Swanley village that seemed to not want anything to do with us lot. I think the village is still OK but the places we used to play football are bleeding houses now.
Not sure ... rubschin: I think near the old golf course.... rubschin:
You stole the balls didn't you....? noooo:
I wasn't there........... cussing: but........ rubschin:
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I need a UK map with pins in where the VPers live....... rubschin: (mostly in the south I hope whistle: ).....
Tipsy can put possible lay-by...... Thumbs:
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Inkberrow,+Worcestershire/@52.2174681,-1.9755203,5204m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x4870c262e11c8021:0x8eda58dca7788e04 (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Inkberrow,+Worcestershire/@52.2174681,-1.9755203,5204m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x4870c262e11c8021:0x8eda58dca7788e04) whistle:
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Inkberrow,+Worcestershire/@52.2174681,-1.9755203,5204m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x4870c262e11c8021:0x8eda58dca7788e04 (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Inkberrow,+Worcestershire/@52.2174681,-1.9755203,5204m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x4870c262e11c8021:0x8eda58dca7788e04) whistle:
Better than dale farm...... Thumbs:
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I am no where near Inkberrow and slumming it in the New Forest. whistle:
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Why has Foggy got her legs up in the air against the curtains? rubschin:
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Why has Foggy got her legs up in the air against the curtains? rubschin:
A cool breeze like...? whistle:
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Why has Foggy got her legs up in the air against the curtains? rubschin:
Has she been shopping with you.. rubschin:
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Why has Foggy got her legs up in the air against the curtains? rubschin:
Has she been shopping with you.. rubschin:
Nope.....the slippers would be apart.
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I need a UK map with pins in where the VPers live....... rubschin: (mostly in the south I hope whistle: ).....
Tipsy can put possible lay-by...... Thumbs:
Sent by PM
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I need a UK map with pins in where the VPers live....... rubschin: (mostly in the south I hope whistle: ).....
Tipsy can put possible lay-by...... Thumbs:
Sent by PM
Thumbs: could be a lot of miles....
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I need a UK map with pins in where the VPers live....... rubschin: (mostly in the south I hope whistle: ).....
Tipsy can put possible lay-by...... Thumbs:
Sent by PM
Bertie Smalls alert. noooo:
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I need a UK map with pins in where the VPers live....... rubschin: (mostly in the south I hope whistle: ).....
Tipsy can put possible lay-by...... Thumbs:
Sent by PM
Bertie Smalls alert. noooo:
I have my reasons, will PM those
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Can you use e-cigs on planes ... rubschin:
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noooo:
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noooo:
cussing:
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Can you use e-cigs on planes ... rubschin:
Only if you stand on the wings?
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I'm sure Yahoo Answers will have a much betterer response
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Can you use e-cigs on planes ... rubschin:
You can use them in the toilet compartment, they do not set off the smoke alarm as proved by a landlady we both know..... the pub where we met last time. Thumbs:
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Can you use e-cigs on planes ... rubschin:
You can use them in the toilet compartment, they do not set off the smoke alarm as proved by a landlady we both know..... the pub where we met last time. Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: four n half hours in the bog.... rubschin:
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Can you use e-cigs on planes ... rubschin:
You can use them in the toilet compartment, they do not set off the smoke alarm as proved by a landlady we both know..... the pub where we met last time. Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: four n half hours in the bog.... rubschin:
You could say you had the trots like.... Thumbs:
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Can you use e-cigs on planes ... rubschin:
You can use them in the toilet compartment, they do not set off the smoke alarm as proved by a landlady we both know..... the pub where we met last time. Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: four n half hours in the bog.... rubschin:
You could say you had the trots like.... Thumbs:
Eat at yours before I fly ....... rubschin:
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I could post Mr Stew to you angel1
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Can you use e-cigs on planes ... rubschin:
You can use them in the toilet compartment, they do not set off the smoke alarm as proved by a landlady we both know..... the pub where we met last time. Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: four n half hours in the bog.... rubschin:
You could say you had the trots like.... Thumbs:
Eat at yours before I fly ....... rubschin:
Nah, I've seen Misty's food..... noooo:
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My mate is going lend me a car so road trip it is..... Thumbs:
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My mate is going lend me a car so road trip it is..... Thumbs:
Hope you will be calling into Leicestershire Thumbs:
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Just been to my equipment fixer bloke ....told him I was going back ...he nearly fell over said he went back for a wedding last year ..cost him so much he came back and had to sell his classic car.......... eeek:
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Just been to my equipment fixer bloke ....told him I was going back ...he nearly fell over said he went back for a wedding last year ..cost him so much he came back and had to sell his classic car.......... eeek:
Shocked:
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Just been to my equipment fixer bloke ....told him I was going back ...he nearly fell over said he went back for a wedding last year ..cost him so much he came back and had to sell his classic car.......... eeek:
A wanked out mini? rubschin:
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The gear stick has seen better days noooo: noooo:
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Just been to my equipment fixer bloke ....told him I was going back ...he nearly fell over said he went back for a wedding last year ..cost him so much he came back and had to sell his classic car.......... eeek:
A wanked out mini? rubschin:
No a proper one like ....his niece is getting married in June ....he has told her he is not going but will give her his flights money as a gift,,,,, rubschin:
as he said last time he had to stay in hotels they arranged ..eat at places they arranged etc..... eeek:
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Just been to my equipment fixer bloke ....told him I was going back ...he nearly fell over said he went back for a wedding last year ..cost him so much he came back and had to sell his classic car.......... eeek:
A wanked out mini? rubschin:
No a proper one like ....his niece is getting married in June ....he has told her he is not going but will give her his flights money as a gift,,,,, rubschin:
as he said last time he had to stay in hotels they arranged ..eat at places they arranged etc..... eeek:
If he is just sending the 'flights munny' it sounds as though it was just like the car that I mentioned....one hundred snotters return. noooo:
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Just been to my equipment fixer bloke ....told him I was going back ...he nearly fell over said he went back for a wedding last year ..cost him so much he came back and had to sell his classic car.......... eeek:
A wanked out mini? rubschin:
No a proper one like ....his niece is getting married in June ....he has told her he is not going but will give her his flights money as a gift,,,,, rubschin:
as he said last time he had to stay in hotels they arranged ..eat at places they arranged etc..... eeek:
If he is just sending the 'flights munny' it sounds as though it was just like the car that I mentioned....one hundred snotters return. noooo:
evil:
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A 100 snotters return.........I wish.. 378 each at the moment...... Shocked:
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Put Foggy in your carry on :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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A 100 snotters return.........I wish.. 378 each at the moment...... Shocked:
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You will enjoy your trip anyway. noooo:
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A 100 snotters return.........I wish.. 378 each at the moment...... Shocked:
point:
You will enjoy your trip anyway. noooo:
Going round pubs flogging ciggies to pay for my flights,,,,,,,,, noooo:
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A 100 snotters return.........I wish.. 378 each at the moment...... Shocked:
point:
You will enjoy your trip anyway. noooo:
Going round pubs flogging Misty to pay for my flights,,,,,,,,, noooo:
noooo:
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A 100 snotters return.........I wish.. 378 each at the moment...... Shocked:
point:
You will enjoy your trip anyway. noooo:
Going round pubs flogging ciggies to pay for my flights,,,,,,,,, noooo:
I thought she was called Foggy? rubschin:
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A 100 snotters return.........I wish.. 378 each at the moment...... Shocked:
point:
You will enjoy your trip anyway. noooo:
Going round pubs flogging ciggies to pay for my flights,,,,,,,,, noooo:
I thought she was called Foggy? rubschin:
More money in cigs ...2 euros a time.......... Thumbs:
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A 100 snotters return.........I wish.. 378 each at the moment...... Shocked:
point:
You will enjoy your trip anyway. noooo:
Going round pubs flogging ciggies to pay for my flights,,,,,,,,, noooo:
I thought she was called Foggy? rubschin:
More money in cigs ...2 euros a time.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol:
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Just been to my equipment fixer bloke ....told him I was going back ...he nearly fell over said he went back for a wedding last year ..cost him so much he came back and had to sell his classic car.......... eeek:
He will have spent too much buying drinks over here.
You should be quite safe.
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Just been to my equipment fixer bloke ....told him I was going back ...he nearly fell over said he went back for a wedding last year ..cost him so much he came back and had to sell his classic car.......... eeek:
He will have spent too much buying drinks over here.
You should be quite safe.
rubschin:
I do have a hip-flask........
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Apey, hip flasks don't come in gallons. That's a petrol can, although I can see that getting you some interesting looks as you drink from it... whistle:
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A 100 snotters return.........I wish.. 378 each at the moment...... Shocked:
point:
You will enjoy your trip anyway. noooo:
Going round pubs flogging ciggies to pay for my flights,,,,,,,,, noooo:
I thought she was called Foggy? rubschin:
More money in cigs ...2 euros a time.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol:
fuck off..... ::)
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Sounds like you need something to reign Apey in Misty, may I recommend CUPID.... eveilgrin:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26930644 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26930644)
Prolly hours of fun having it chase him all over the place. whistle:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: . . . .
Been given a sick note to get out of it? Wasn't exactly going to be a great time to see the UK again.
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Not going now....... Thumbs: . . . .
Been given a sick note to get out of it? Wasn't exactly going to be a great time to see the UK again.
Used you ebola thread......... Thumbs:
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my thread? noooo:
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my thread? noooo:
oops....... redface:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
To get married? rubschin:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
You tight bastard..... noooo:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
You tight bastard..... noooo:
evil:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
You tight bastard..... noooo:
evil:
Spend your air fare on drinks for me and BM you say. Thumbs:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
You tight bastard..... noooo:
evil:
Spend your air fare on drinks for me and BM you say. Thumbs:
I'm busy that day....... whistle:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
You tight bastard..... noooo:
evil:
Spend your air fare on drinks for me and BM you say. Thumbs:
cloud9:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
You tight bastard..... noooo:
evil:
Spend your air fare on drinks for me and BM you say. Thumbs:
I'm busy that day....... whistle:
noooo:
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
You tight bastard..... noooo:
evil:
Spend your air fare on drinks for me and BM you say. Thumbs:
I'm busy that day....... whistle:
noooo:
I have bolt cutters Baldy.... ;)
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Not going now....... Thumbs: is LL away at the same time....... rubschin:
No wedding....? Popcorn:
Miss T is going alone...
You tight bastard..... noooo:
evil:
Spend your air fare on drinks for me and BM you say. Thumbs:
I'm busy that day....... whistle:
noooo:
I have bolt cutters Baldy.... ;)
Plus some WD40 to prise it open after the cutting. Thumbs:....prolly still got Cyprus pounds in there. noooo:
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Still costing me a fortune........... Shocked: