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Title: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:13:07 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2014, 10:13:52 AM
It will be cleverer than you, you say?
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:17:40 AM
It will be cleverer than you, you say?

probably...  redface:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 10:24:59 AM
You never answer your phone now........ noooo:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:25:32 AM
You never answer your phone now........ noooo:

You never call me... ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2014, 10:26:09 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 10:26:53 AM
2 quid........ cussing:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:30:42 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 10:32:01 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....

Don't do it ... noooo:    the battery lasts about an hour.....
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2014, 10:40:13 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then

. . .
Don't do it ... noooo:    the battery lasts about an hour.....

Curse of most less dim phones, specially on 3G
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:44:34 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....

Don't do it ... noooo:    the battery lasts about an hour.....

Nobody ever calls me so it doesn't matter!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 10:53:48 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....

Don't do it ... noooo:    the battery lasts about an hour.....

Nobody ever calls me so it doesn't matter!  Thumbs:

Plus you can put it on charge at 7 when you go to bed...... ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 10:55:19 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....

Don't do it ... noooo:    the battery lasts about an hour.....

Nobody ever calls me so it doesn't matter!  Thumbs:

Plus you can put it on charge at 7 when you go to bed...... ::)


happy001




::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Miss Adventure on April 22, 2014, 11:10:24 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 11:11:39 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

 eeek:  awaits Nick....
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 11:18:15 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

And your iTablet, and your iPutor.... ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 11:19:11 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

And your iTablet, and your iPutor.... ::)


Is it time for my I-touch joke......... rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2014, 11:27:02 AM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I know the later Androids are said to be as good but they all seem to be so big.   
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 11:43:41 AM
http://youtu.be/Mxb3CHmGJwA (http://youtu.be/Mxb3CHmGJwA)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2014, 11:55:34 AM
Should we start a poll on how long it lasts,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 12:07:07 PM
Should we start a poll on how long it lasts,,,,,, rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2014, 12:17:52 PM
Until just after he has had time to throw the manual away  point:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 12:33:35 PM
Until just after he has had time to throw the manual away  point:

it won't get busted!  cussing:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2014, 12:39:46 PM
http://youtu.be/Mxb3CHmGJwA (http://youtu.be/Mxb3CHmGJwA)
yes that's the iPhone 5 which is longer than my beloved 4S

and about 3 times the price of your Moto G which does get excellent reviews


Apple are supposed to be making an IPhone 6 that is even biggerer - don't they know that jeans and shirt pockets aren't getting any bigger? 


Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 12:42:23 PM
http://youtu.be/Mxb3CHmGJwA (http://youtu.be/Mxb3CHmGJwA)
yes that's the iPhone 5 which is longer than my beloved 4S

and about 3 times the price of your Moto G which does get excellent reviews


Apple are supposed to be making an IPhone 6 that is even biggerer - don't they know that jeans and shirt pockets aren't getting any bigger?

 lol: lol: lol:

No doubt Miss A will get one.... she has a staggering collection of mahoosive handbags.... ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2014, 12:51:33 PM
I used to love Motorola phones, they were industry leading in style, functionality and the underlying technology.  Then they went loopy for far too long.  I hope they've returned to form with this one - although it does look a bit copycat.
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 01:18:20 PM
I used to love Motorola phones, they were industry leading in style, functionality and the underlying technology.  Then they went loopy for far too long.  I hope they've returned to form with this one - although it does look a bit copycat.

I used to do a huge amount of business with Motorola and provided test systems for most of their mobile phone manufacturing sites... I've spent endless hours on the production lines watching the things being made...

Consequently, we often got free samples of their latest mobile phones.

But I always thought that Nokia had the best software so bought their phones instead...

This one looks a blinder tho - have you seen the video of it dunked in water for 30 mins?

And you can't go wrong with kitKat - I have it on my tablet and it is awesome....

Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2014, 05:04:44 PM

I used to love Motorola phones, they were industry leading in style, functionality and the underlying technology.  Then they went loopy for far too long.  I hope they've returned to form with this one - although it does look a bit copycat.

I used to do a huge amount of business with Motorola and provided test systems for most of their mobile phone manufacturing sites... I've spent endless hours on the production lines watching the things being made...

Consequently, we often got free samples of their latest mobile phones.

But I always thought that Nokia had the best software so bought their phones instead...

This one looks a blinder tho - have you seen the video of it dunked in water for 30 mins?

And you can't go wrong with kitKat - I have it on my tablet and it is awesome....
I won't touch Nokia after buying their attempt at a less dim phone. A complete disaster.


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Your local friendly tapatalking heretic
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 22, 2014, 05:22:02 PM
Is it broken yet?
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2014, 05:23:44 PM
Soon  ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 06:39:11 PM
Is it broken yet?

Amazon haven't shipped it yet!  cussing:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 22, 2014, 07:53:20 PM
I see an "out of box fault" coming up.
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2014, 07:56:03 PM
I see an "out of box fault" coming up.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2014, 08:25:54 AM
It has been shipped....  cloud9:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2014, 08:27:38 AM
It has been gubbed....  cloud9:

 whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2014, 08:31:08 AM
It has been gubbed....  cloud9:

 whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2014, 12:55:39 PM
It has been gubbed....  cloud9:

 whistle:

Now now Nick, be fair, BM couldn't have gubbed it already....











....he would need to at least charge it first.  whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2014, 02:27:19 PM
It is in Bad Hersfeld...  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2014, 02:30:55 PM
It is in a Bad Way...  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2014, 02:31:31 PM
It is in a Bad Way...  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2014, 07:56:30 AM
Now in Saulheim... ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2014, 09:02:06 AM
Well the least it could do is email you pictures of its little holiday


______________________________
Your local friendly tapatalking heretic
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2014, 09:07:53 AM
Well the least it could do is email you pictures of its little holiday


______________________________
Your local friendly tapatalking heretic

Good point!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2014, 03:55:37 PM
System says it is 'out for delivery' today!  eeek:

So that is a trip to Limassol for me on Monday then.... ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2014, 04:02:54 PM
Or Luxembourg  point: point:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2014, 04:06:42 PM
Or Luxembourg  point: point:

happy001
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2014, 04:27:09 PM
Or Luxembourg  point: point:
lol:

Advance to Luxembourg, do not pass Saulheim, do not collect your €200 smart phone?
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 04:47:41 PM
Or Luxembourg  point: point:
lol:

Advance to Luxembourg, do not pass Saulheim, do not collect your €200 smart phone?

 lol:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 25, 2014, 05:55:02 PM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

Count me in - the 5s is brillllllliant!

(Even spooks need a reliable bit of kit . . . )
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2014, 06:50:17 PM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

Count me in - the 5s is brillllllliant!

(Even spooks need a reliable bit of kit . . . )

But can you dunk it in water for half an hour like....?  whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 07:01:00 PM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

Count me in - the 5s is brillllllliant!

(Even spooks need a reliable bit of kit . . . )

But can you dunk it in water for half an hour like....?  whistle:

...or drop it and smash the screen, unlike my Samsumg Galaxy.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2014, 07:04:15 PM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

Count me in - the 5s is brillllllliant!

(Even spooks need a reliable bit of kit . . . )

But can you dunk it in water for half an hour like....?  whistle:

...or drop it and smash the screen, unlike my Samsumg Galaxy.  Thumbs:

It has Gorilla glass like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2014, 07:05:27 PM
Where to start?  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 07:09:04 PM
Where to start?  noooo: noooo:

A payphone on the street corner for you.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2014, 07:14:15 PM
Where to start?  noooo: noooo:

A payphone on the street corner for you.  Thumbs:

Working through all the business cards....?  whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2014, 07:20:45 PM
Where to start?  noooo: noooo:

A payphone on the street corner for you.  Thumbs:

Working through all the business cards....?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Nickerlass Norma from Nottingham?  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2014, 05:48:08 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2014, 08:22:38 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:
So the Fuhrer will be OK when it blows up?
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2014, 08:45:55 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:
So the Fuhrer will be OK when it blows up?

 lol: lol: lol:

Sadly, yes....
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2014, 10:19:15 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:

Obviously a smart phone then, it know's where its ending up and is trying to delay arrival for as long as possible.  whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2014, 10:21:51 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:

Obviously a smart phone then, it know's where its ending up and is trying to delay arrival for as long as possible.  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2014, 10:26:26 AM
Now it says it is in Staufenberg....  cry:

Obviously a smart phone then, it know's where its ending up and is trying to delay arrival for as long as possible.  whistle:

 evil:
happy001
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 26, 2014, 06:23:55 PM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

Count me in - the 5s is brillllllliant!

(Even spooks need a reliable bit of kit . . . )

But can you dunk it in water for half an hour like....?  whistle:

Why would you want to?

Are you planning on phoning a friend while scuba diving?

(Make up your own jokes)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2014, 09:57:17 PM
I have ordered a smartphone like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:    An all new tapatalker

What breed of less dim phone?

 Thumbs:

Motorola Moto G....
Android

I remain in my iPhone solitude then


I'm in the club with you Steve, love my iphone cloud9:

Count me in - the 5s is brillllllliant!

(Even spooks need a reliable bit of kit . . . )

But can you dunk it in water for half an hour like....?  whistle:

Why would you want to?

Are you planning on phoning a friend while scuba diving?

(Make up your own jokes)
The Motorola isn't the only or even best phone that has a "drop down the loo" protection coating and you can buy the nano coating stuff off interweb nowadays even Amazon

I go for the cheaper option, don't use the phone in the bathroom
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2014, 11:43:59 AM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2014, 12:03:25 PM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:
lol:

Germans don't really work weekends.  I once suggested to a German company that I'd pay extra for them to work weekends to get some desperately needed special circuit boards.  They said they'd be breaking the law to even ask.   Banghead

They're still in work, I'm not  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 12:04:30 PM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

Can you not get an APP on your phone to track it.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2014, 12:44:35 PM
I do think it should be sending postcards like wot those free meerkat toys do


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fmoy2cgy61%2Fmeerkat.jpg&hash=ba21cd5d3d26d24ad27149277a5c243020eae99b) (http://postimg.org/image/moy2cgy61/)


Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2014, 12:47:15 PM
I do think it should be sending postcards like wot those free meerkat toys do


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs28.postimg.org%2Fmoy2cgy61%2Fmeerkat.jpg&hash=ba21cd5d3d26d24ad27149277a5c243020eae99b) (http://postimg.org/image/moy2cgy61/)

 ;D
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2014, 06:53:38 PM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2014, 06:58:20 PM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:

He may well be using the post for communication soon......... whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Baldy on April 28, 2014, 07:00:04 PM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:

He may well be using the post for communication soon......... whistle:

A good job he never manages to shoot those pigeons.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2014, 07:01:34 PM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:

He may well be using the post for communication soon......... whistle:

A good job he never manages to shoot those pigeons.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2014, 07:13:43 PM
It seems to like it in Staufenberg...  evil:

I refer the gentleman to my earlier post...  point:

He may well be using the post for communication soon......... whistle:

A good job he never manages to shoot those pigeons.  Thumbs:

And each time he misses...

http://youtu.be/RXKJolS9Atg (http://youtu.be/RXKJolS9Atg)

 whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2014, 08:00:03 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2014, 08:02:46 PM
Popcorn:

The good thing is with him falling asleep at 4pm.... the battery will last all day for him....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2014, 08:04:57 PM
Popcorn:

The good thing is with him falling asleep at 4pm.... the battery will last all day for him....... Thumbs:
Did it never arrive or is he can't work out how it works?
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2014, 08:15:33 PM
Popcorn:

The good thing is with him falling asleep at 4pm.... the battery will last all day for him....... Thumbs:
Did it never arrive or is he can't work out how it works?

Who knows ....nobody ever phones him......... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2014, 08:19:52 PM
Popcorn:

The good thing is with him falling asleep at 4pm.... the battery will last all day for him....... Thumbs:
Did it never arrive or is he can't work out how it works?

Who knows ....nobody ever phones him......... ;D ;D ;D
has he been seen tapatalking?
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2014, 03:10:09 AM
Steve, don't get padlock pockets started on tapatalk...  noooo:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2014, 03:11:59 AM
Steve, don't get padlock pockets started on tapatalk...  noooo:

2 quid......... cussing:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2014, 04:13:41 AM
Steve, don't get padlock pockets started on tapatalk...  noooo:

2 quid......... cussing:

Too late was the cry, he'll be like this for hours now, the VP equivalent of Father Jack.  noooo:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2014, 05:52:50 AM
It says it is still in Staufenberg but due here tomorrow....  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2014, 07:53:44 AM
It says it is still in Staufenberg but due here tomorrow....  rubschin:
Lucky you paid for express delivery or you would have had to wait for ages. point:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2014, 07:56:29 AM
It says it is still in Staufenberg but due here tomorrow....  rubschin:
Lucky you paid for express delivery or you would have had to wait for ages. point:

 redface:

I should have shouldn't I....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2014, 08:52:06 AM
Steve, don't get padlock pockets started on tapatalk...  noooo:

2 quid......... cussing:

Too late was the cry, he'll be like this for hours now, the VP equivalent of Father Jack.  noooo:
But it was a bit wrong like, making us all pay £2 and a month later giving it away for free

Almost as bad as paying for a mobile phone that never arrives
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2014, 09:49:05 AM
Steve, don't get padlock pockets started on tapatalk...  noooo:

2 quid......... cussing:

Too late was the cry, he'll be like this for hours now, the VP equivalent of Father Jack.  noooo:
But it was a bit wrong like, making us all pay £2 and a month later giving it away for free

Almost as bad as paying for a mobile phone that never arrives

 cussing:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 09:24:50 AM
Call DHL to find out where phone is as I can't trace the tracking number on their site...

It has been sent by DHL post that is why!  cussing:

Walk to local post office - phone is in Limassol!

And it is half-day fecking closing!  Banghead
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Miss Adventure on May 07, 2014, 09:40:36 AM
Calm down is open until 2.30 you can easily make it
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 11:34:53 AM
Calm down is open until 2.30 you can easily make it

I did!  Thumbs:

The phone is here!  cloud9:


No, it isn't gubbed yet.... ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2014, 11:37:12 AM
Calm down is open until 2.30 you can easily make it

I did!  Thumbs:

The phone is here!  cloud9:


No, it isn't gubbed yet.... ::)

Throw the destructions away........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 11:40:35 AM
Calm down is open until 2.30 you can easily make it

I did!  Thumbs:

The phone is here!  cloud9:


No, it isn't gubbed yet.... ::)

Throw the destructions away........ Thumbs:

It doesn't come with any!  eeek:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2014, 11:48:29 AM
Calm down is open until 2.30 you can easily make it

I did!  Thumbs:

The phone is here!  cloud9:


No, it isn't gubbed yet.... ::)

Throw the destructions away........ Thumbs:

It doesn't come with any!  eeek:

Cheapskate chinese knock off bastards......... noooo:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 11:53:49 AM
Calm down is open until 2.30 you can easily make it

I did!  Thumbs:

The phone is here!  cloud9:


No, it isn't gubbed yet.... ::)

Throw the destructions away........ Thumbs:

It doesn't come with any!  eeek:

Cheapskate chinese knock off bastards......... noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2014, 01:12:37 PM
Chances are there will be a PDF copy of the manual on the phone itself.  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 02:14:14 PM
Chances are there will be a PDF copy of the manual on the phone itself.  rubschin:

I don't need a manual.... ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2014, 02:20:57 PM
Chances are there will be a PDF copy of the manual on the phone itself.  rubschin:

I don't need a manual.... ::)

Battery flat...... noooo:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 02:23:15 PM
Chances are there will be a PDF copy of the manual on the phone itself.  rubschin:

I don't need a manual.... ::)

Battery flat...... noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2014, 02:35:23 PM
Chances are there will be a PDF copy of the manual on the phone itself.  rubschin:

I don't need a manual.... ::)

Shall we get the "All New I've just knackered my phone" thread ready....  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 02:50:43 PM
Chances are there will be a PDF copy of the manual on the phone itself.  rubschin:

I don't need a manual.... ::)

Shall we get the "All New I've just knackered my phone" thread ready....  rubschin:

You may if you wish..... ::)

 I'll get this ready to post in it >>>>>  tunble:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2014, 05:11:59 PM
Chances are there will be a PDF copy of the manual on the phone itself.  rubschin:

I don't need a manual.... ::)
The mark of a true owner of a Y chromosome  :thumbsup:

How is the phone?  Must be a bit out of date by now
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 05:44:12 PM
Chances are there will be a PDF copy of the manual on the phone itself.  rubschin:

I don't need a manual.... ::)
The mark of a true owner of a Y chromosome  :thumbsup:

How is the phone?  Must be a bit out of date by now

It is awesome!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2014, 05:46:31 PM
Till he drops it  noooo:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 05:51:26 PM
Till he drops it  noooo:

Built to last like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2014, 05:53:08 PM
Three months  noooo:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 05:57:24 PM
Three months  noooo:

 ;D
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2014, 05:57:40 PM
Three months  noooo:

Wot about the phone........ rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2014, 06:01:09 PM
Three months  noooo:

Wot about the phone........ rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 02:49:34 PM
Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2014, 04:47:41 PM
How interesting  ::)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 09, 2014, 04:49:57 PM
Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...

No, that's the "user IQ monitor"...
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Baldy on May 09, 2014, 04:52:12 PM
Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...

No, that's the "user IQ monitor"...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 05:23:35 PM
Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...

No, that's the "user IQ monitor"...

 evil:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2014, 07:01:42 PM
Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 07:04:36 PM
Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2014, 08:11:12 PM
Thought the IQ monitor was being generous  whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 08:12:16 PM
Thought the IQ monitor was being generous  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2014, 08:17:45 PM
Admit it, if it had been any other member you would have made a similar comment  point:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 08:18:32 PM
Admit it, if it had been any other member you would have made a similar comment  point:

 angel1
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2014, 08:30:26 PM
Admit it, if it had been any other member you would have made a similar comment  point:

 angel1

 Liar:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2014, 09:06:04 PM

Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:
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Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 12:37:44 AM
Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:

 cussing:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 05:06:10 AM
Don't complain because you can't resist an impulse buy Apey  whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:20:00 AM

Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:
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It doesn't werk!  cussing:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:20:55 AM
 point:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:21:16 AM

Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:
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It doesn't werk!  cussing:

Spend 2 quid........ whistle:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:26:23 AM

Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:
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Your local friendly tapatalking heretic

It doesn't werk!  cussing:

Spend 2 quid........ whistle:

Upgrade the version on the pub you say....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 10, 2014, 08:29:34 AM

Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:
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It doesn't werk!  cussing:

It works fine on mine  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:32:17 AM

Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:
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It doesn't werk!  cussing:

It works fine on mine  :thumbsup:

Did you pay two quid....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 10, 2014, 08:36:55 AM

Well, I charged it Wednesday and have used it quite a lot (as you do with a new toy)...

Have even had the FM radio on while walking the dog....

And the battery is still 22%...
Well I'll say  :thumbsup:

Tapatalk?  It's free now you know  ;)

I've got it - saved myself two quid like!  Thumbs:

Couldn't work out how to reply to posts last night.....  redface:
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It doesn't werk!  cussing:

It works fine on mine  :thumbsup:

Did you pay two quid....?  rubschin:

Yup. On your recommendation...
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 09:42:49 AM
I wasn't logged-in like....  redface:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 09:49:16 AM
 point:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 10:18:23 AM
Tap...tap...?

Sent from my M9pro using Tapatalk

Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2014, 10:21:11 AM
Tap...tap...?

Sent from my M9pro using Tapatalk
:thumbsup:

Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 10:25:39 AM
Tap... tap...?

Sent from my XT1032 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 10:27:31 AM
Not sure where it gets XT1032 from....? Shrugs:
Title: Re: New Mobile Phone
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 10:28:21 AM
Oh....  redface: