The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 02, 2014, 06:05:16 PM
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Mrs Nick throws nothing, NOTHING, away cussing: cussing:
I just spoke to The Boy to check on GCSE progress. All fine ::) he has Music Practical this week. He is an fine pianist cloud9:
He has broken a finger on his right (writing hand) and piano playing hand eeek: eeek: eeek:
How?
"I bashed it on the fridge."
What fridge?
"The one in the hall"
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It seems the tenants at ex-Nick Towers #3 have a dead fridge. She brought it home angry041: angry041:
MADNESS!!! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Take the boy to Specsavers...next time he might be able to notice such a small item and avoid it. Thumbs:
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SHe has THREE working fridges already Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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You always cimplained the atmosphere was chilly lol:
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SHe has THREE working fridges already Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
It sounds like you need to get him a suit of armour with all of those dangerous appliances to navigate around.
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ANd he is NOT NOT NOT getting a moped for his birthday cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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ANd he is NOT NOT NOT getting a moped for his birthday cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Well said. Thumbs:
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ANd he is NOT NOT NOT getting a moped for his birthday cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
He is.... noooo:
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See the Laptop thread you mong ::)
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The Boy reports that he is having a campaign with the late Mrs Nick as the hoarding has spiralled out of control and there are rooms he cannot get into. "It crushes the spirit," he said. noooo:
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The Boy reports that he is having a campaign with the late Mrs Nick as the hoarding has spiralled out of control and there are rooms he cannot get into. "It crushes the spirit," he said. noooo:
Petrol...? rubschin:
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The Boy reports that he is having a campaign with the late Mrs Nick as the hoarding has spiralled out of control and there are rooms he cannot get into. "It crushes the spirit," he said. noooo:
Petrol...? rubschin:
Turnips for sure. Darwin's cold calling to increase sales isn't always in vain
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When you said the late Mrs Nick i thought she was no longer here eeek:
As for the hoarding ...at least its protecting the rug lol:
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They also have had no heating or hot water for a month as she has some weird animus against boiler engineers. She has clearly gone nuts. He is getting pissed off and thinking of moving out! Who can blame him?
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Is he priming you for 6 weeks deposit, a months rent in advance and be a guarantor ?? lol:
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On this occasion, no, as he has a lot of savings to buy somewhere and a new girlfriend who is a vet, so big money. If he moves out soon I have some other plans eveilgrin: He also has two new jobs that pay rather well cloud9:
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eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Is he priming you for 6 weeks deposit, a months rent in advance and be a guarantor ?? lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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On this occasion, no, as he has a lot of savings to buy somewhere and a new girlfriend who is a vet, so big money. If he moves out soon I have some other plans eveilgrin: He also has two new jobs that pay rather well cloud9:
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Is he priming you for 6 weeks deposit, a months rent in advance and be a guarantor ?? lol:
;D...
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I have hatched an extremely cunning plan. A plan so cunning... eveilgrin:
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I have hatched an extremely cunning plan. A plan so cunning... eveilgrin:
Does it involve you running off with the vet?
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Oh noes, but it may benefit her eveilgrin:
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Oh noes, but it may benefit her eveilgrin:
Not sure she will appreciate an exploding patient noooo:
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Oh noes, but it may benefit her eveilgrin:
Theraphy sessions for Christmas ? rubschin: