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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2014, 02:41:12 AM
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I've been thinking about doing one of these for a while now given the number of hapless criminal cockwombles who end up in the news. Basically it's similar to the Darwin awards except for criminals who are so astonishingly stupid that they may as well just walk straight to the nearest police station.
To start things off: Break into someone's home, nick some property, log into your facebook page and then forget to log out before legging it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2667413/Burglar-busted-stopping-check-FACEBOOK-victims-computer-forgetting-log-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2667413/Burglar-busted-stopping-check-FACEBOOK-victims-computer-forgetting-log-out.html)
Sometime later Mr Wood noticed a Facebook page on his computer he didn't recognize.
Realizing what must have happened, he shared a picture of Wig from Wig's profile.
Mr Wood announced Wig was a thief and shared his phone number, asking for anyone with information to call him.
He did not expect to get a text from Wig himself in the evening.
'I replied (saying) ''you left a few things at my house last night, how can I get them back to you?''' Mr Wood said.
Wig agreed to return to the house and pick up his things.
As Mr Wood saw him approaching, he called 911.
I'd say 7 out of 10 for that one. lol:
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I've been thinking about doing one of these for a while now given the number of hapless criminal cockwombles who end up in the news. Basically it's similar to the Darwin awards except for criminals who are so astonishingly stupid that they may as well just walk straight to the nearest police station.
To start things off: Break into someone's home, nick some property, log into your facebook page and then forget to log out before legging it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2667413/Burglar-busted-stopping-check-FACEBOOK-victims-computer-forgetting-log-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2667413/Burglar-busted-stopping-check-FACEBOOK-victims-computer-forgetting-log-out.html)
Sometime later Mr Wood noticed a Facebook page on his computer he didn't recognize.
Realizing what must have happened, he shared a picture of Wig from Wig's profile.
Mr Wood announced Wig was a thief and shared his phone number, asking for anyone with information to call him.
He did not expect to get a text from Wig himself in the evening.
'I replied (saying) ''you left a few things at my house last night, how can I get them back to you?''' Mr Wood said.
Wig agreed to return to the house and pick up his things.
As Mr Wood saw him approaching, he called 911.
I'd say 7 out of 10 for that one. lol:
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noooo:
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I've been thinking about doing one of these for a while now given the number of hapless criminal cockwombles who end up in the news. Basically it's similar to the Darwin awards except for criminals who are so astonishingly stupid that they may as well just walk straight to the nearest police station.
To start things off: Break into someone's home, nick some property, log into your facebook page and then forget to log out before legging it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2667413/Burglar-busted-stopping-check-FACEBOOK-victims-computer-forgetting-log-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2667413/Burglar-busted-stopping-check-FACEBOOK-victims-computer-forgetting-log-out.html)
Sometime later Mr Wood noticed a Facebook page on his computer he didn't recognize.
Realizing what must have happened, he shared a picture of Wig from Wig's profile.
Mr Wood announced Wig was a thief and shared his phone number, asking for anyone with information to call him.
He did not expect to get a text from Wig himself in the evening.
'I replied (saying) ''you left a few things at my house last night, how can I get them back to you?''' Mr Wood said.
Wig agreed to return to the house and pick up his things.
As Mr Wood saw him approaching, he called 911.
I'd say 7 out of 10 for that one. lol:
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Just released from prison and what does this genius do? He burgles a hairdressers and leaves his release papers behind. lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2700810/The-bungling-burglar-Britain-Criminal-caught-thieving-day-released-prison-dropped-release-papers-break-in.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2700810/The-bungling-burglar-Britain-Criminal-caught-thieving-day-released-prison-dropped-release-papers-break-in.html)
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Just released from prison and what does this genius do? He burgles a hairdressers and leaves his release papers behind. lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2700810/The-bungling-burglar-Britain-Criminal-caught-thieving-day-released-prison-dropped-release-papers-break-in.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2700810/The-bungling-burglar-Britain-Criminal-caught-thieving-day-released-prison-dropped-release-papers-break-in.html)
And after pleading guilty to the salon burglary on June 25, and three other attempted burglaries on the same day, he was sent back to jail for 12 months.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Just released from prison and what does this genius do? He burgles a hairdressers and leaves his release papers behind. lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2700810/The-bungling-burglar-Britain-Criminal-caught-thieving-day-released-prison-dropped-release-papers-break-in.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2700810/The-bungling-burglar-Britain-Criminal-caught-thieving-day-released-prison-dropped-release-papers-break-in.html)
And after pleading guilty to the salon burglary on June 25, and three other attempted burglaries on the same day, he was sent back to jail for 12 months.
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I see your
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead and raise you a Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
12 months FFS ::) ::) ::)
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I'd have thought that the obvious thing if you are going to burgle someone is not to stare gormlessly at the CCTV camera for several seconds. lol:
The open-mouthed thief stares directly into the lens for several seconds, seemingly unable to decide what to do with himself.
He then appears to shout the word ‘camera’, before continuing to stare at the lens - still with his mouth wide open.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718836/Moment-gormless-burglar-stares-open-mouthed-CCTV-camera-stealing-try-cover-tracks-footage-downloaded.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718836/Moment-gormless-burglar-stares-open-mouthed-CCTV-camera-stealing-try-cover-tracks-footage-downloaded.html)
Unfortunately I have a cynical feeling that the footage won't be allowed in court when he is nabbed. noooo:
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I'd have thought that the obvious thing if you are going to burgle someone is not to stare gormlessly at the CCTV camera for several seconds. lol:
The open-mouthed thief stares directly into the lens for several seconds, seemingly unable to decide what to do with himself.
He then appears to shout the word ‘camera’, before continuing to stare at the lens - still with his mouth wide open.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718836/Moment-gormless-burglar-stares-open-mouthed-CCTV-camera-stealing-try-cover-tracks-footage-downloaded.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718836/Moment-gormless-burglar-stares-open-mouthed-CCTV-camera-stealing-try-cover-tracks-footage-downloaded.html)
Unfortunately I have a cynical feeling that the footage won't be allowed in court when he is nabbed. noooo:
"Cunt" is the only word that works.... noooo:
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The manufacturers should use this video as a marketing tool "It takes more than a dickhead with a brick to break into one of our cars".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2973808/Grand-theft-oh-no-Watch-dozy-thief-knocked-throws-brick-car-window-rebounds-strikes-head.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2973808/Grand-theft-oh-no-Watch-dozy-thief-knocked-throws-brick-car-window-rebounds-strikes-head.html)
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The manufacturers should use this video as a marketing tool "It takes more than a dickhead with a brick to break into one of our cars".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2973808/Grand-theft-oh-no-Watch-dozy-thief-knocked-throws-brick-car-window-rebounds-strikes-head.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2973808/Grand-theft-oh-no-Watch-dozy-thief-knocked-throws-brick-car-window-rebounds-strikes-head.html)
Hang him! evil:
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The manufacturers should use this video as a marketing tool "It takes more than a dickhead with a brick to break into one of our cars".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2973808/Grand-theft-oh-no-Watch-dozy-thief-knocked-throws-brick-car-window-rebounds-strikes-head.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2973808/Grand-theft-oh-no-Watch-dozy-thief-knocked-throws-brick-car-window-rebounds-strikes-head.html)
;D ;D noooo:
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If you are going to rob a shop, don't choose the one your mother in law works in and especially on a day she is there... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3037219/Armed-robber-recognised-mother-law-working-shop-till.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3037219/Armed-robber-recognised-mother-law-working-shop-till.html)
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If you are going to rob a shop, don't choose the one your mother in law works in and especially on a day she is there... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3037219/Armed-robber-recognised-mother-law-working-shop-till.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3037219/Armed-robber-recognised-mother-law-working-shop-till.html)
noooo:
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If you are going to rob a shop, don't choose the one your mother in law works in and especially on a day she is there... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3037219/Armed-robber-recognised-mother-law-working-shop-till.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3037219/Armed-robber-recognised-mother-law-working-shop-till.html)
noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3044092/Idiot-prisoner-tried-carve-sign-beast-666-forehead-used-mirror-came-backwards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3044092/Idiot-prisoner-tried-carve-sign-beast-666-forehead-used-mirror-came-backwards.html)
happy001 happy001 happy001
As for the mental health attempt, if it is successful simply lock him away for life in a secure institution. :thumbsup:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3044092/Idiot-prisoner-tried-carve-sign-beast-666-forehead-used-mirror-came-backwards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3044092/Idiot-prisoner-tried-carve-sign-beast-666-forehead-used-mirror-came-backwards.html)
happy001 happy001 happy001
As for the mental health attempt, if it is successful simply lock him away for life in a secure institution. :thumbsup:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3044092/Idiot-prisoner-tried-carve-sign-beast-666-forehead-used-mirror-came-backwards.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3044092/Idiot-prisoner-tried-carve-sign-beast-666-forehead-used-mirror-came-backwards.html)
happy001 happy001 happy001
As for the mental health attempt, if it is successful simply lock him away for life in a secure institution. :thumbsup:
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You steal £15k from your employers and end up making yourself look like a bargain basement drag queen.. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F22%2F18%2F27DB66BD00000578-3050197-image-a-2_1429722757557.jpg&hash=6d8249b8f72813238276472a6a38d0faa3e37bd8)
Mr Lody said: 'She began working for the company in March 2012 and it wasn't long before she started stealing from her employer. Perhaps she didn't realise how tightly financial systems are controlled.'
Stuart Newsam, for Farier, said: 'This offending is out of character. She didn't consider the consequences of her actions and thoroughly regrets now what she did.'
So are you saying that if the financial systems weren't as tightly controlled it would have been okay to steal the cash? noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html)
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You steal £15k from your employers and end up making yourself look like a bargain basement drag queen.. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F22%2F18%2F27DB66BD00000578-3050197-image-a-2_1429722757557.jpg&hash=6d8249b8f72813238276472a6a38d0faa3e37bd8)
Mr Lody said: 'She began working for the company in March 2012 and it wasn't long before she started stealing from her employer. Perhaps she didn't realise how tightly financial systems are controlled.'
Stuart Newsam, for Farier, said: 'This offending is out of character. She didn't consider the consequences of her actions and thoroughly regrets now what she did.'
So are you saying that if the financial systems weren't as tightly controlled it would have been okay to steal the cash? noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html)
...and thoroughly regrets getting caught....
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And here we see how not to steal a cash machine...
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/577286/Queensland-failed-ATM-theft-bungling-criminal-hilarious-video (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/577286/Queensland-failed-ATM-theft-bungling-criminal-hilarious-video)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093880/Bungling-thief-caught-shoplifting-100-goods-Tesco-wearing-Manchester-United-shirt-back.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093880/Bungling-thief-caught-shoplifting-100-goods-Tesco-wearing-Manchester-United-shirt-back.html)
noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093880/Bungling-thief-caught-shoplifting-100-goods-Tesco-wearing-Manchester-United-shirt-back.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093880/Bungling-thief-caught-shoplifting-100-goods-Tesco-wearing-Manchester-United-shirt-back.html)
noooo:
happy001
even the best teams get the occasional fuckwit supporter [/tempts fate mode]
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Stealing your solicitor's smartphone when you are in court, how bleedin' dumb can you get... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3107868/Man-stole-barrister-s-300-smartphone-appearance-magistrates-court.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3107868/Man-stole-barrister-s-300-smartphone-appearance-magistrates-court.html)
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Stealing your solicitor's smartphone when you are in court, how bleedin' dumb can you get... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3107868/Man-stole-barrister-s-300-smartphone-appearance-magistrates-court.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3107868/Man-stole-barrister-s-300-smartphone-appearance-magistrates-court.html)
noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109088/World-s-worst-drug-smuggler-caught-trying-bring-2million-cocaine-Mexico-without-bothering-disguise-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109088/World-s-worst-drug-smuggler-caught-trying-bring-2million-cocaine-Mexico-without-bothering-disguise-it.html)
noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109088/World-s-worst-drug-smuggler-caught-trying-bring-2million-cocaine-Mexico-without-bothering-disguise-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109088/World-s-worst-drug-smuggler-caught-trying-bring-2million-cocaine-Mexico-without-bothering-disguise-it.html)
noooo:
Something strange about that.... rubschin:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109088/World-s-worst-drug-smuggler-caught-trying-bring-2million-cocaine-Mexico-without-bothering-disguise-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3109088/World-s-worst-drug-smuggler-caught-trying-bring-2million-cocaine-Mexico-without-bothering-disguise-it.html)
noooo:
Something strange about that.... rubschin:
A decoy........ rubschin:
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A complete idiot more like. Almost Darwinian
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A complete idiot more like. Almost Darwinian
Well, it is probably fair to say that the boy didn't produce it himself...
...so there was either a mahoosive cock-up (bribe not paid, shift changed, bag monkey 'lost' the wrong cases)...
...or they are producing so much of the stuff that they can afford to pack loads of mules off to the airport with cases of it in the expectation that some of them will get through...
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Break into a restaurant and accidentally lock yourself in the freezer, despite the fact that the walk in ones are designed to be opened from the inside to prevent that happening. noooo:
I'm sure that when I was younger we had a better (or at least more intelligent) class of burglar.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132594/Burglars-nearly-freeze-death-locking-inside-walk-freezer-raid-Chinese-restaurant-rescued-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132594/Burglars-nearly-freeze-death-locking-inside-walk-freezer-raid-Chinese-restaurant-rescued-police.html)
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Break into a restaurant and accidentally lock yourself in the freezer, despite the fact that the walk in ones are designed to be opened from the inside to prevent that happening. noooo:
I'm sure that when I was younger we had a better (or at least more intelligent) class of burglar.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132594/Burglars-nearly-freeze-death-locking-inside-walk-freezer-raid-Chinese-restaurant-rescued-police.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3132594/Burglars-nearly-freeze-death-locking-inside-walk-freezer-raid-Chinese-restaurant-rescued-police.html)
We were..........
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You steal £15k from your employers and end up making yourself look like a bargain basement drag queen.. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F22%2F18%2F27DB66BD00000578-3050197-image-a-2_1429722757557.jpg&hash=6d8249b8f72813238276472a6a38d0faa3e37bd8)
Mr Lody said: 'She began working for the company in March 2012 and it wasn't long before she started stealing from her employer. Perhaps she didn't realise how tightly financial systems are controlled.'
Stuart Newsam, for Farier, said: 'This offending is out of character. She didn't consider the consequences of her actions and thoroughly regrets now what she did.'
So are you saying that if the financial systems weren't as tightly controlled it would have been okay to steal the cash? noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html)
...and thoroughly regrets getting caught....
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I have to admit to giving the VP collection box a brief shake occasionally, it's empty, it never rustles of clinks. When I plucked up enough courage to shove my hands down the back of the sofas in here all I came away with were stale crisp crumbs under me nails, well, I think they were crisp crumbs.............., rubschin:
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It's what you do if you are callled SHanice noooo:
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You steal £15k from your employers and end up making yourself look like a bargain basement drag queen.. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F04%2F22%2F18%2F27DB66BD00000578-3050197-image-a-2_1429722757557.jpg&hash=6d8249b8f72813238276472a6a38d0faa3e37bd8)
Mr Lody said: 'She began working for the company in March 2012 and it wasn't long before she started stealing from her employer. Perhaps she didn't realise how tightly financial systems are controlled.'
Stuart Newsam, for Farier, said: 'This offending is out of character. She didn't consider the consequences of her actions and thoroughly regrets now what she did.'
So are you saying that if the financial systems weren't as tightly controlled it would have been okay to steal the cash? noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050197/Greedy-cashier-stole-15-000-bosses-blew-hotels-opulent-lifestyle-hands-dirty-rules-judge.html)
...and thoroughly regrets getting caught....
::)
I have to admit to giving the VP collection box a brief shake occasionally, it's empty, it never rustles of clinks. When I plucked up enough courage to shove my hands down the back of the sofas in here all I came away with were stale crisp crumbs under me nails, well, I think they were crisp crumbs.............., rubschin:
sick2: sick2: Oh dear Miss C please be careful to sanitise your hands , saw Nick with his leg up on the sofa by the fireplace the other day noooo: scared2: scared2:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162636/Bungling-robber-tried-disguise-putting-Londis-plastic-carrier-bag-head-left-large-slit-people-through.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162636/Bungling-robber-tried-disguise-putting-Londis-plastic-carrier-bag-head-left-large-slit-people-through.html)
noooo:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162636/Bungling-robber-tried-disguise-putting-Londis-plastic-carrier-bag-head-left-large-slit-people-through.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162636/Bungling-robber-tried-disguise-putting-Londis-plastic-carrier-bag-head-left-large-slit-people-through.html)
noooo:
facepalm:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162636/Bungling-robber-tried-disguise-putting-Londis-plastic-carrier-bag-head-left-large-slit-people-through.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3162636/Bungling-robber-tried-disguise-putting-Londis-plastic-carrier-bag-head-left-large-slit-people-through.html)
noooo:
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It's a great pity that Darwin let this one slip through and he remembered to add the slit... noooo:
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That van belongs to the bastard that sacked me, I'm going to torch it..............oops forgot I was wearing flammable clothing. noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3238763/CCTV-footage-shows-moment-drunk-arsonist-set-fire-tried-torch-Transit-van-revenge-attack-former-boss.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3238763/CCTV-footage-shows-moment-drunk-arsonist-set-fire-tried-torch-Transit-van-revenge-attack-former-boss.html)
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I guess you could say that these two thieves really do have shit for brains.. lol:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/609998/Crediton-Devon-rug-poo-sewage-youths (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/609998/Crediton-Devon-rug-poo-sewage-youths)
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I guess you could say that these two thieves really do have shit for brains.. lol:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/609998/Crediton-Devon-rug-poo-sewage-youths (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/609998/Crediton-Devon-rug-poo-sewage-youths)
facepalm:
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I guess you could say that these two thieves really do have shit for brains.. lol:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/609998/Crediton-Devon-rug-poo-sewage-youths (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/609998/Crediton-Devon-rug-poo-sewage-youths)
facepalm:
I could have said they were shit out of luck instead... redface:
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The standard of criminals in this country has really gone downhill over the years. This moron is going to have to wok harder... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3265114/Wok-d-one-Hapless-crook-attempts-rob-Chinese-takeaway-smashed-face-frying-pan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3265114/Wok-d-one-Hapless-crook-attempts-rob-Chinese-takeaway-smashed-face-frying-pan.html)
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The standard of criminals in this country has really gone downhill over the years. This moron is going to have to wok harder... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3265114/Wok-d-one-Hapless-crook-attempts-rob-Chinese-takeaway-smashed-face-frying-pan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3265114/Wok-d-one-Hapless-crook-attempts-rob-Chinese-takeaway-smashed-face-frying-pan.html)
Excerent! razz:
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The standard of criminals in this country has really gone downhill over the years. This moron is going to have to wok harder... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3265114/Wok-d-one-Hapless-crook-attempts-rob-Chinese-takeaway-smashed-face-frying-pan.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3265114/Wok-d-one-Hapless-crook-attempts-rob-Chinese-takeaway-smashed-face-frying-pan.html)
Excerent! razz:
;D ;D ;D
Shame though that the women got injured, he should have got another 4 years for that
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If media reports are correct...who the Fvck tries to carry out an armed bank robbery in Northern France near the Belguim border,,,,,,,, noooo:
Darwin at work...
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If media reports are correct...who the Fvck tries to carry out an armed bank robbery in Northern France near the Belguim border,,,,,,,, noooo:
Darwin at work...
noooo:
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I know I said at the start of this thread that the criminals in question may as well just walk into the nearest police station but I didn't mean it as an instruction... noooo:
Walking into a station and asking the police to check the purity of your cocaine, obviously we are dealing with a Mensa candidate here... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html)
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I know I said at the start of this thread that the criminals in question may as well just walk into the nearest police station but I didn't mean it as an instruction... noooo:
Walking into a station and asking the police to check the purity of your cocaine, obviously we are dealing with a Mensa candidate here... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html)
lol:
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I know I said at the start of this thread that the criminals in question may as well just walk into the nearest police station but I didn't mean it as an instruction... noooo:
Walking into a station and asking the police to check the purity of your cocaine, obviously we are dealing with a Mensa candidate here... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html)
lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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I know I said at the start of this thread that the criminals in question may as well just walk into the nearest police station but I didn't mean it as an instruction... noooo:
Walking into a station and asking the police to check the purity of your cocaine, obviously we are dealing with a Mensa candidate here... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3565964/Woman-arrested-France-asked-police-officers-check-purity-cocaine-didn-t-want-people-die-overdose.html)
lol:
lol: lol: lol:
noooo:
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Beer fridge 1, clueless cretins 0 lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html)
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Beer fridge 1, clueless cretins 0 lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html)
lol: lol: lol:
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Beer fridge 1, clueless cretins 0 lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: only 2 because the bastard walked away
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Beer fridge 1, clueless cretins 0 lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621876/CCTV-captures-moment-thirsty-thief-flattened-large-beer-fridge-crashes-tries-break-open.html)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: only 2 because the bastard walked away
I'm sure he lived to fail another day... ;)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html)
lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html)
lol:
Splendid! ;D
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html)
lol:
Splendid! ;D
lol: lol: lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636336/Bungling-bicycle-thief-gets-lassoed-Robert-Borba-Oregon-Wal-Mart-car-park.html)
lol:
Splendid! ;D
lol: lol: lol:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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It's a pity the driver wasn't going any faster.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html)
There was a place in America where inmates had to wear neon pink jumpsuits, even when working in public, as an extra punishment. In this case I think the cretin needs something a little more tailored to his situation...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F11%2F20%2F007D996D00000258-0-image-61_1416527678729.jpg&hash=6230d37220671b91d703e3d6acd59c25067c1a37)
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It's a pity the driver wasn't going any faster.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html)
There was a place in America where inmates had to wear neon pink jumpsuits, even when working in public, as an extra punishment. In this case I think the cretin needs something a little more tailored to his situation...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F11%2F20%2F007D996D00000258-0-image-61_1416527678729.jpg&hash=6230d37220671b91d703e3d6acd59c25067c1a37)
lol:
Shame he wasn't more injured
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It's a pity the driver wasn't going any faster.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html)
There was a place in America where inmates had to wear neon pink jumpsuits, even when working in public, as an extra punishment. In this case I think the cretin needs something a little more tailored to his situation...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F11%2F20%2F007D996D00000258-0-image-61_1416527678729.jpg&hash=6230d37220671b91d703e3d6acd59c25067c1a37)
Little sod, it is a shame the window didn't fall down and cut his head off... evil:
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If I didn't know better I'd suspect that Darwin had turned into some kind of caped crusader... lol:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/12/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-robbing-hot-dog-restaurant-7072551/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/12/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-robbing-hot-dog-restaurant-7072551/)
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If I didn't know better I'd suspect that Darwin had turned into some kind of caped crusader... lol:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/12/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-robbing-hot-dog-restaurant-7072551/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/12/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-penis-after-robbing-hot-dog-restaurant-7072551/)
A genuine robbery cock-up. :thumbsup:
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Why can't they all be this fucking stupid? noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5167305/Paedophile-caught-child-porn-Carphone-Warehouse.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5167305/Paedophile-caught-child-porn-Carphone-Warehouse.html)
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Why can't they all be this fucking stupid? noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5167305/Paedophile-caught-child-porn-Carphone-Warehouse.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5167305/Paedophile-caught-child-porn-Carphone-Warehouse.html)
FFS! facepalm:
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Another possible Mensa candidate who couldnt tell the difference between a taxi and a police car... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5208311/Drug-dealer-1-000-cannabis-mistakes-cop-car-taxi.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5208311/Drug-dealer-1-000-cannabis-mistakes-cop-car-taxi.html)
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Another possible Mensa candidate who couldnt tell the difference between a taxi and a police car... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5208311/Drug-dealer-1-000-cannabis-mistakes-cop-car-taxi.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5208311/Drug-dealer-1-000-cannabis-mistakes-cop-car-taxi.html)
happy001
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Here's a late Christmas present for Apey, you could probably get an entire routine out of this dickhead. lol:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/29/guy-gets-penis-stuck-jumping-tube-station-barriers-7191042/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/29/guy-gets-penis-stuck-jumping-tube-station-barriers-7191042/)
I'll hazard a guess that his prison nickname will be cockblock lol:
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Here's a late Christmas present for Apey, you could probably get an entire routine out of this dickhead. lol:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/29/guy-gets-penis-stuck-jumping-tube-station-barriers-7191042/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/29/guy-gets-penis-stuck-jumping-tube-station-barriers-7191042/)
I'll hazard a guess that his prison nickname will be cockblock lol:
happy001
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Something tells me this arsehole is hopping mad for making such a stupid mistake... redface:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5252171/Son-32-shoots-foot-crossbow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5252171/Son-32-shoots-foot-crossbow.html)
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Something tells me this arsehole is hopping mad for making such a stupid mistake... redface:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5252171/Son-32-shoots-foot-crossbow.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5252171/Son-32-shoots-foot-crossbow.html)
Good grief... noooo:
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I guess you fell out of the stupid bastard tree and hit every branch on the way down... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html)
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I guess you fell out of the stupid bastard tree and hit every branch on the way down... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html)
lol: lol: lol:
What a pathetic little piece of shit - threatening the girls with a gun then begging to be let out... noooo:
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I guess you fell out of the stupid bastard tree and hit every branch on the way down... lol:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5259789/Worlds-stupidest-armed-robber.html)
lol: lol: lol:
What a pathetic little piece of shit - threatening the girls with a gun then begging to be let out... noooo:
Thumbs:
and lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Another criminal genius, this one had the really bright idea of trying to pay for his McDonalds with marijuana noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/17/man-arrested-trying-pay-mcdonalds-meal-weed-8258628/
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Another criminal genius, this one had the really bright idea of trying to pay for his McDonalds with marijuana noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/17/man-arrested-trying-pay-mcdonalds-meal-weed-8258628/
lol: lol: lol:
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Apey would have a field day with this mook... noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/14/man-queued-15-minutes-rob-bank-using-bottle-febreze-8246767/
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Stows away on to a lorry in order to sneak into the country and promptly walks into an open prison by mistake... happy001
Well he's a considerate idiot
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636963/Migrant-sneaked-Britain-arrested-just-hours-later-wandering-PRISON-mistake.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636963/Migrant-sneaked-Britain-arrested-just-hours-later-wandering-PRISON-mistake.html)
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Stows away on to a lorry in order to sneak into the country and promptly walks into an open prison by mistake... happy001
Well he's a considerate idiot
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636963/Migrant-sneaked-Britain-arrested-just-hours-later-wandering-PRISON-mistake.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636963/Migrant-sneaked-Britain-arrested-just-hours-later-wandering-PRISON-mistake.html)
happy001
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Stows away on to a lorry in order to sneak into the country and promptly walks into an open prison by mistake... happy001
Well he's a considerate idiot
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636963/Migrant-sneaked-Britain-arrested-just-hours-later-wandering-PRISON-mistake.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636963/Migrant-sneaked-Britain-arrested-just-hours-later-wandering-PRISON-mistake.html)
happy001
happy001 happy001
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A spoon full of sugar makes the bank balance go down... redface:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/woman-calls-police-dealer-sold-sugar-instead-cocaine-8721830/
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A spoon full of sugar makes the bank balance go down... redface:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/woman-calls-police-dealer-sold-sugar-instead-cocaine-8721830/
lol: lol: lol:
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A spoon full of sugar makes the bank balance go down... redface:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/woman-calls-police-dealer-sold-sugar-instead-cocaine-8721830/
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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A spoon full of sugar makes the bank balance go down... redface:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/23/woman-calls-police-dealer-sold-sugar-instead-cocaine-8721830/
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/
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noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/
The amazing thing is he nearly made it
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noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/
The amazing thing is he nearly made it
Given that a jetski would have sod all radar signature and not that much of a wake to spot I suspect that they just camped out the most likely places he would be heading for and waited.
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noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/
rubschin:
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noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/
rubschin:
NEWSFLASH: Authorities intercept strange bugger wearing a bucket riding a pedalo and armed with a shotgun 20 miles off the coast of Cyprus.... noooo:
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noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/
rubschin:
NEWSFLASH: Authorities intercept strange bugger wearing a bucket riding a pedalo and armed with a shotgun 20 miles off the coast of Cyprus.... noooo:
evil:
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noooo:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/
rubschin:
NEWSFLASH: Authorities intercept strange bugger wearing a bucket riding a pedalo and armed with a shotgun 20 miles off the coast of Cyprus.... noooo:
evil:
Yeah, you are right, that was going too far...
5 miles off the coast would be more accurate. whistle:
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Something tells me that there are going to be a lot of caught red handed jokes when this idiot gets picked up...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html)
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Something tells me that there are going to be a lot of caught red handed jokes when this idiot gets picked up...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html)
ruined his sex life with Madame Palm
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Something tells me that there are going to be a lot of caught red handed jokes when this idiot gets picked up...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html)
ruined his sex life with Madame Palm
And her five virgin daughters...
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;D
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6992257/University-student-drove-just-minutes-given-driving-ban-jailed-12-weeks.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6992257/University-student-drove-just-minutes-given-driving-ban-jailed-12-weeks.html)
Fair play to the judge lol:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6992257/University-student-drove-just-minutes-given-driving-ban-jailed-12-weeks.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6992257/University-student-drove-just-minutes-given-driving-ban-jailed-12-weeks.html)
Fair play to the judge lol:
:thumbsup:
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That jail for driving when banned should be the default
Instead we get this lunacy of a driver driving with 51 points on his licence
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-48160507 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-48160507)
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Banging on the door of a police station asking for help having forgotten that you are a wanted man... happy002
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/10/joyrider-begged-help-police-station-forgetting-wanted-man-9489324/
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Banging on the door of a police station asking for help having forgotten that you are a wanted man... happy002
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/10/joyrider-begged-help-police-station-forgetting-wanted-man-9489324/
happy001
Min you, that is about the only way they can catch wronguns these days... ::)
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Banging on the door of a police station asking for help having forgotten that you are a wanted man... happy002
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/10/joyrider-begged-help-police-station-forgetting-wanted-man-9489324/
happy001
Min you, that is about the only way they can catch wronguns these days... ::)
happy001 happy001
he's safe, the CPS will eff it up
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Banging on the door of a police station asking for help having forgotten that you are a wanted man... happy002
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/10/joyrider-begged-help-police-station-forgetting-wanted-man-9489324/
happy001
Min you, that is about the only way they can catch wronguns these days... ::)
happy001 happy001
he's safe, the CPS will eff it up
Yup, unless he has typed something nasty on FaceArse he'll get away with it for sure... sadsmiley30:
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Can't get any cocaine? Why not call 999 and complain to the police... facepalm:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/29/man-calls-999-cant-get-gram-cocaine-9734890/
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Can't get any cocaine? Why not call 999 and complain to the police... facepalm:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/29/man-calls-999-cant-get-gram-cocaine-9734890/
happy001
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noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268023/Arsonist-sets-fire-petrol-bombing-chip-shop-Yorkshire.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268023/Arsonist-sets-fire-petrol-bombing-chip-shop-Yorkshire.html)
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noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268023/Arsonist-sets-fire-petrol-bombing-chip-shop-Yorkshire.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268023/Arsonist-sets-fire-petrol-bombing-chip-shop-Yorkshire.html)
noooo:
Only 5 years for that? That means with automatic remission he'll be fire bombing again in 30 months evil:
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noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268023/Arsonist-sets-fire-petrol-bombing-chip-shop-Yorkshire.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268023/Arsonist-sets-fire-petrol-bombing-chip-shop-Yorkshire.html)
noooo:
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https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook)
noooo:
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https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook)
noooo:
Well they do say that speed kills... redface:
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https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook)
noooo:
Well they do say that speed kills... redface:
drumroll: ;D ;D
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https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook)
noooo:
Well they do say that speed kills... redface:
drumroll: ;D ;D
drumroll: drumroll:
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https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook)
noooo:
Well they do say that speed kills... redface:
drumroll: ;D ;D
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook (https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/van-carrying-270kg-of-drugs-worth-200m-crashes-into-parked-police-cars/?source=facebook)
noooo:
Well they do say that speed kills... redface:
drumroll: ;D ;D
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect £200 redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7343041/Tourists-charged-fraud-trying-pay-drinks-Magaluf-MONOPOLY-money.html
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Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect £200 redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7343041/Tourists-charged-fraud-trying-pay-drinks-Magaluf-MONOPOLY-money.html
lol: lol: lol:
and noooo:
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Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect £200 redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7343041/Tourists-charged-fraud-trying-pay-drinks-Magaluf-MONOPOLY-money.html
lol: lol: lol:
and noooo:
noooo:
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TMJ's I don't even know where to begin facepalm:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/learner-driver-arrested-turning-driving-test-stolen-car-10973415/
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TMJ's I don't even know where to begin facepalm:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/learner-driver-arrested-turning-driving-test-stolen-car-10973415/
noooo:
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TMJ's I don't even know where to begin facepalm:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/24/learner-driver-arrested-turning-driving-test-stolen-car-10973415/
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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Just a suggestion but if you are going to lie about your identity try not to have your true name tattooed on your throat... point:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/illinois-man-neck-tattoo-false-id
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Just a suggestion but if you are going to lie about your identity try not to have your true name tattooed on your throat... point:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/illinois-man-neck-tattoo-false-id
happy001
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Just a suggestion but if you are going to lie about your identity try not to have your true name tattooed on your throat... point:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/illinois-man-neck-tattoo-false-id
happy001
happy001 happy001
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Another suggestion here, if you are committing a crime LIVE STREAMING IT ON YOUTUBE IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA!!! happy002
https://nypost.com/2019/10/30/two-arrested-after-streaming-smuggling-attempt-on-facebook-live/
If only all criminals were so considerate
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Another suggestion here, if you are committing a crime LIVE STREAMING IT ON YOUTUBE IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA!!! happy002
https://nypost.com/2019/10/30/two-arrested-after-streaming-smuggling-attempt-on-facebook-live/
If only all criminals were so considerate
lol: lol: lol:
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Another suggestion here, if you are committing a crime LIVE STREAMING IT ON YOUTUBE IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA!!! happy002
https://nypost.com/2019/10/30/two-arrested-after-streaming-smuggling-attempt-on-facebook-live/
If only all criminals were so considerate
happy001
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Hey I've had a great idea, let's bury our drug stash in the woods until we need to sell it. Nobody will find it...
.....pity about the wildlife, even more wild now they've gained a monkey on their back lol:
God knows what a coked up boar would look like... rubschin:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/15/wild-boars-snort-17000-cocaine-found-hidden-forest-11148611/
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Hey I've had a great idea, let's bury our drug stash in the woods until we need to sell it. Nobody will find it...
.....pity about the wildlife, even more wild now they've gained a monkey on their back lol:
God knows what a coked up boar would look like... rubschin:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/15/wild-boars-snort-17000-cocaine-found-hidden-forest-11148611/
More a question of what a bear on a comedown is like ... eeek: eeek: eeek:
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A late entry to the Criminal Bellend of 2019 Awards... happy002
Usually when someone decides to hide a gun down their trousers they choose a pistol and not an automatic rifle... point:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/31/man-shoots-gun-hidden-trousers-bungled-bus-robbery-11982219/
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A late entry to the Criminal Bellend of 2019 Awards... happy002
Usually when someone decides to hide a gun down their trousers they choose a pistol and not an automatic rifle... point:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/31/man-shoots-gun-hidden-trousers-bungled-bus-robbery-11982219/
happy001
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A late entry to the Criminal Bellend of 2019 Awards... happy002
Usually when someone decides to hide a gun down their trousers they choose a pistol and not an automatic rifle... point:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/31/man-shoots-gun-hidden-trousers-bungled-bus-robbery-11982219/
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
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Bloody hell. missed another late entry in the Criminal Fuckwit of 2019 Awards.
Going shoplifting from a store running a special 'Shop with a Cop' event. This was only ever going to end one way... lol:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/12/idiot-decided-go-shoplifting-shop-cop-event-crammed-police-officers-11847665/
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Bloody hell. missed another late entry in the Criminal Fuckwit of 2019 Awards.
Going shoplifting from a store running a special 'Shop with a Cop' event. This was only ever going to end one way... lol:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/12/idiot-decided-go-shoplifting-shop-cop-event-crammed-police-officers-11847665/
happy001
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Bloody hell. missed another late entry in the Criminal Fuckwit of 2019 Awards.
Going shoplifting from a store running a special 'Shop with a Cop' event. This was only ever going to end one way... lol:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/12/idiot-decided-go-shoplifting-shop-cop-event-crammed-police-officers-11847665/
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
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Bet they got a buzz out of the heist... redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7873599/Four-robbers-stage-dangerous-raid-steal-single-sex-toy.html
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Bet they got a buzz out of the heist... redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7873599/Four-robbers-stage-dangerous-raid-steal-single-sex-toy.html
lol: lol: lol:
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Bet they got a buzz out of the heist... redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7873599/Four-robbers-stage-dangerous-raid-steal-single-sex-toy.html
drumroll:
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I know that advertising is important for growing your business but... happy002
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/21/drug-dealers-t-shirt-made-easy-catch-12097656/
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I know that advertising is important for growing your business but... happy002
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/21/drug-dealers-t-shirt-made-easy-catch-12097656/
noooo:
I had no idea what Naz and Scooby were... redface:
Darkies eh... evil:
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I know that advertising is important for growing your business but... happy002
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/21/drug-dealers-t-shirt-made-easy-catch-12097656/
noooo:
I had no idea what Naz and Scooby were... redface:
Darkies eh... evil:
Not a scooby's ...... ;D
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When you are on trial for drug possession it's generally considered poor etiquette to light up a spliff in front of the judge... lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7939975/Bizarre-moment-Tennessee-man-court-lights-joint-judge.html
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When you are on trial for drug possession it's generally considered poor etiquette to light up a spliff in front of the judge... lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7939975/Bizarre-moment-Tennessee-man-court-lights-joint-judge.html
lol: lol: lol:
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When you are on trial for drug possession it's generally considered poor etiquette to light up a spliff in front of the judge... lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7939975/Bizarre-moment-Tennessee-man-court-lights-joint-judge.html
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Personally I'd add a charge of kerb crawling just to add insult to injury lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8025843/A-high-slow-speed-getaway-Pennsylvania-man-68-leads-cops-20mph-chase-taking-marijuana.html
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Personally I'd add a charge of kerb crawling just to add insult to injury lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8025843/A-high-slow-speed-getaway-Pennsylvania-man-68-leads-cops-20mph-chase-taking-marijuana.html
lol: lol: lol:
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Personally I'd add a charge of kerb crawling just to add insult to injury lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8025843/A-high-slow-speed-getaway-Pennsylvania-man-68-leads-cops-20mph-chase-taking-marijuana.html
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Hats off to the owner lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8149517/Stolen-car-cage-hapless-thief.html
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Hats off to the owner lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8149517/Stolen-car-cage-hapless-thief.html
There used to be a company that made these sort of security systems for cars ..it included filling the car with smoke ...a hidden "video" in car ....lock down car with film on windows so couldn't be broken ....but people would not pay for it ..but that was 25 years ago ...
The car lockdown with the smoke was impressive ...... Thumbs: plus the alarm going off ... Thumbs:
It probally infringes some sort of Human rights now ....... noooo:
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Hats off to the owner lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8149517/Stolen-car-cage-hapless-thief.html
:thumbsup:
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Decide to nick a van - check
Take photo of driving licence and add it to phone - check
Leave phone at scene of crime - check
Forget to have a lock set up on the phone allowing full access to everything contained within including Facebook page - check
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/21/16/28668704-8343967-The_tradesman_claimed_He_even_had_a_photo_of_his_driving_license-a-51_1590076354501.jpg)
I think it's safe to say you are a criminal monstermind lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8343967/Man-gets-revenge-thief-tried-steal-van-hacking-Facebook-left-phone.html
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Decide to nick a van - check
Take photo of driving licence and add it to phone - check
Leave phone at scene of crime - check
Forget to have a lock set up on the phone allowing full access to everything contained within including Facebook page - check
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/21/16/28668704-8343967-The_tradesman_claimed_He_even_had_a_photo_of_his_driving_license-a-51_1590076354501.jpg)
I think it's safe to say you are a criminal monstermind lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8343967/Man-gets-revenge-thief-tried-steal-van-hacking-Facebook-left-phone.html
lol: lol: lol:
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Decide to nick a van - check
Take photo of driving licence and add it to phone - check
Leave phone at scene of crime - check
Forget to have a lock set up on the phone allowing full access to everything contained within including Facebook page - check
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/21/16/28668704-8343967-The_tradesman_claimed_He_even_had_a_photo_of_his_driving_license-a-51_1590076354501.jpg)
I think it's safe to say you are a criminal monstermind lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8343967/Man-gets-revenge-thief-tried-steal-van-hacking-Facebook-left-phone.html
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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It's good to see Mr Darwin sir taking a hand in dealing with some of the rioters over the pond
https://districtherald.com/idiot-north-carolina-rioter-lights-himself-on-fire-while-attempting-to-burn-down-historic-building/
https://districtherald.com/watch-los-angeles-rioters-hilariously-roll-a-dumpster-over-one-of-their-own/
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It's good to see Mr Darwin sir taking a hand in dealing with some of the rioters over the pond
https://districtherald.com/idiot-north-carolina-rioter-lights-himself-on-fire-while-attempting-to-burn-down-historic-building/
https://districtherald.com/watch-los-angeles-rioters-hilariously-roll-a-dumpster-over-one-of-their-own/
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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It's good to see Mr Darwin sir taking a hand in dealing with some of the rioters over the pond
https://districtherald.com/idiot-north-carolina-rioter-lights-himself-on-fire-while-attempting-to-burn-down-historic-building/
https://districtherald.com/watch-los-angeles-rioters-hilariously-roll-a-dumpster-over-one-of-their-own/
Thumbs: Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
(why does the first link not work unless you copy it into a new tab?)
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It's good to see Mr Darwin sir taking a hand in dealing with some of the rioters over the pond
https://districtherald.com/idiot-north-carolina-rioter-lights-himself-on-fire-while-attempting-to-burn-down-historic-building/
https://districtherald.com/watch-los-angeles-rioters-hilariously-roll-a-dumpster-over-one-of-their-own/
happy001
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Unfortunately Apey has already been beaten to the obvious pun.. lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8384233/Bungling-crooks-blast-security-van-pieces-sending-money-flying-everywhere.html
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Unfortunately Apey has already been beaten to the obvious pun.. lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8384233/Bungling-crooks-blast-security-van-pieces-sending-money-flying-everywhere.html
lol: lol: lol:
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Here's more joke fodder for Apey but if anyone else fancies a go by all means give him a helping hand... redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8393947/Man-amputates-hand-making-bomb-designed-blow-hot-cheerleaders.html
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Here's more joke fodder for Apey but if anyone else fancies a go by all means give him a helping hand... redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8393947/Man-amputates-hand-making-bomb-designed-blow-hot-cheerleaders.html
eeek: and 'helping hand' lol:
What a complete loser, on the bright side for him he'll still be able to count up the number of hopes he has on his remaining fingers
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I suppose you can say he was caught red handed... redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8413711/Fraudster-sliced-HAND-6million-insurance-scam-jailed-two-years.html
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I suppose you can say he was caught red handed... redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8413711/Fraudster-sliced-HAND-6million-insurance-scam-jailed-two-years.html
drumroll:
what a complete loser
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Apey, as you are handy with puns this one is all yours redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8724487/Woman-SAWED-hand-claim-700-000-insurance-fraud-jailed.html
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I would make a comment but it's too easy a target... Apey, you're up whistle:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8834557/Knick-Shoplifter-caught-supermarket-CCTV-stashing-groceries-underpants.html?ito=chromelessDM_0
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I would make a comment but it's too easy a target... Apey, you're up whistle:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8834557/Knick-Shoplifter-caught-supermarket-CCTV-stashing-groceries-underpants.html?ito=chromelessDM_0
eeek:
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I would make a comment but it's too easy a target... Apey, you're up whistle:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8834557/Knick-Shoplifter-caught-supermarket-CCTV-stashing-groceries-underpants.html?ito=chromelessDM_0
eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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If you are going to defraud the unemployment part of the CARES act it's probably a bad idea to make a music video bragging about it and posting it on Youtube. facepalm:
https://youtu.be/QZKnNhCTmeA
https://abcnews.go.com/US/rapper-bragged-defrauding-government-music-video-arrested/story?id=73678566
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If you are going to defraud the unemployment part of the CARES act it's probably a bad idea to make a music video bragging about it and posting it on Youtube. facepalm:
https://youtu.be/QZKnNhCTmeA
https://abcnews.go.com/US/rapper-bragged-defrauding-government-music-video-arrested/story?id=73678566
facepalm: facepalm:
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I'm sure that the first lesson in the dummies guide to being a thief is not to leave anything behind that has your name and address on it. point:
https://news.sky.com/story/bungling-burglar-who-left-name-and-address-at-crime-scene-jailed-12104077
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I'm sure that the first lesson in the dummies guide to being a thief is not to leave anything behind that has your name and address on it. point:
https://news.sky.com/story/bungling-burglar-who-left-name-and-address-at-crime-scene-jailed-12104077
happy001
What a cunt... noooo:
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I'm sure that the first lesson in the dummies guide to being a thief is not to leave anything behind that has your name and address on it. point:
https://news.sky.com/story/bungling-burglar-who-left-name-and-address-at-crime-scene-jailed-12104077
happy001
What a cunt... noooo:
happy001 happy001
But who's more stupid, him or the judge that thinks after only 2 years inside he won't go back to his life of thieving?
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I'm sure that the first lesson in the dummies guide to being a thief is not to leave anything behind that has your name and address on it. point:
https://news.sky.com/story/bungling-burglar-who-left-name-and-address-at-crime-scene-jailed-12104077
happy001
What a cunt... noooo:
happy001 happy001
But who's more stupid, him or the judge that thinks after only 2 years inside he won't go back to his life of thieving?
"Don't tell him Pyke"
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A police officer? Dooughnuts? No I can't believe it.. facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8957195/On-duty-police-officer-tried-buy-9-95-box-Krispy-Kreme-donuts-7p-Tesco.html
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A police officer? Dooughnuts? No I can't believe it.. facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8957195/On-duty-police-officer-tried-buy-9-95-box-Krispy-Kreme-donuts-7p-Tesco.html
Not just a git but a complete fool, supermarkets sussed that carrots wheeze years ago and they use CCTV + AI to spot sus moving customers
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Karma is a wonderful thing lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9011455/Police-catch-suspected-car-thief-fell-pit-cow-poo-trying-flee-officers.html
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Karma is a wonderful thing lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9011455/Police-catch-suspected-car-thief-fell-pit-cow-poo-trying-flee-officers.html
happy001
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Karma strikes again... :thumbsup:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9067933/Raider-gets-crushed-trying-steal-specialist-pallet.html
Hopefully it was serious.
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https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/08/uk/unlucky-burglars-pocket-dial-gbr-scli-intl/index.html (https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/08/uk/unlucky-burglars-pocket-dial-gbr-scli-intl/index.html)
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https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/08/uk/unlucky-burglars-pocket-dial-gbr-scli-intl/index.html (https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/08/uk/unlucky-burglars-pocket-dial-gbr-scli-intl/index.html)
happy002
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I'm guessing he isn't a member of Mensa... noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9528981/Manchester-mobile-phone-thief-forced-hand-handset.html
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I'm guessing he isn't a member of Mensa... noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9528981/Manchester-mobile-phone-thief-forced-hand-handset.html
lol: lol: lol:
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https://www.bolde.com/florida-woman-blames-windy-day-blowing-cocaine-purse/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=foo&fbclid=IwAR1PQhQJ_Ib24Wa-JtBw8rXJ9sKf55tDkvUbQVCP5eCKozEdGEmxPdV5df0
noooo:
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https://www.bolde.com/florida-woman-blames-windy-day-blowing-cocaine-purse/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=foo&fbclid=IwAR1PQhQJ_Ib24Wa-JtBw8rXJ9sKf55tDkvUbQVCP5eCKozEdGEmxPdV5df0
noooo:
happy001
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And the moral of the story is that if you are going to appear in court via Zoom, check which name you are logged in under... lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9569385/Michigan-judge-rips-fool-logged-virtual-court-appearance-Buttf-ker-3000.html
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-stolen-vehicle-crash-police
noooo:
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-stolen-vehicle-crash-police
noooo:
happy001
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-stolen-vehicle-crash-police
noooo:
happy001
lol: lol: lol: result :thumbsup:
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You've got £500k of coke in your car and what do you do? Undertake a police car lol: lol: lol:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-57358040
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You've got £500k of coke in your car and what do you do? Undertake a police car lol: lol: lol:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-57358040
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Not even Nick or BM are this clumsy.. noooo:
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1271704359700271106?referrer=Grumpmeister
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Not even Nick or BM are this clumsy.. noooo:
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1271704359700271106?referrer=Grumpmeister
happy001
She was going to hand it back to him too! facepalm:
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facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9973223/Moment-bungling-robbers-FLIP-getaway-vehicle-try-steal-cash-machine.html
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facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9973223/Moment-bungling-robbers-FLIP-getaway-vehicle-try-steal-cash-machine.html
happy001 facepalm:
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https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1284938088400818177?referrer=Grumpmeister
facepalm:
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It would seem that Norwegian police don't fuck around...
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1304835230703554561?referrer=Grumpmeister
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It would seem that Norwegian police don't fuck around...
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1304835230703554561?referrer=Grumpmeister
:thumbsup:
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It would seem that Norwegian police don't fuck around...
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1304835230703554561?referrer=Grumpmeister
Get in! happy001
Oh for plod to take that attitude with those bastards blocking the roads in the UK... evil:
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They have their moments here too…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-hereford-worcester-59237637
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They have their moments here too…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-hereford-worcester-59237637
Terrible... noooo:
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He was a right arse
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He was a right arse
;D
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10314315/Idiot-bank-robber-robs-bank-deposits-money-account-ATM-outside.html
noooo:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10314315/Idiot-bank-robber-robs-bank-deposits-money-account-ATM-outside.html
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10314315/Idiot-bank-robber-robs-bank-deposits-money-account-ATM-outside.html
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-68bb389a92c3093c3e614b6c6b0a1034-lq)
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-68bb389a92c3093c3e614b6c6b0a1034-lq)
lol: lol: lol:
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-68bb389a92c3093c3e614b6c6b0a1034-lq)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I don't beelieve it.. redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10928655/Thousands-bees-stolen-Cornish-country-estate-fled-returned-home-themselves.html
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I'm sorry, with a face like that you are expecting me to believe she was a honeytrap? noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/12/10/60167329-11005213-image-a-1_1657619615580.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11005213/First-Rolex-ripper-jailed-string-honeytrap-thefts-wealthy-men.html
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I'm sorry, with a face like that you are expecting me to believe she was a honeytrap? noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/12/10/60167329-11005213-image-a-1_1657619615580.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11005213/First-Rolex-ripper-jailed-string-honeytrap-thefts-wealthy-men.html
She looks like she met the bees from the previous post! lol:
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For some reason the Benny Hill theme started playing in the back of my mind when I watched this.. lol:
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/jewelry-store-fail
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Out of all the cars he could have pulled over.. lol:
https://www.facebook.com/BrightonCOPD/posts/403920785210369
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11263675/Thieves-crash-oil-change-pit-robbing-Brazilian-gas-station.html
facepalm:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11263675/Thieves-crash-oil-change-pit-robbing-Brazilian-gas-station.html
facepalm:
happy001
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Something tells me that was paneful.. redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11400053/Teenage-thief-17-knocks-running-glass-door-tries-flee-LV-18-000.html
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Something tells me that was paneful.. redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11400053/Teenage-thief-17-knocks-running-glass-door-tries-flee-LV-18-000.html
happy001
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Something tells me that was paneful.. redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11400053/Teenage-thief-17-knocks-running-glass-door-tries-flee-LV-18-000.html
drumroll:
and
happy001
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Tattooing your name on your face, what a way to keep a low profile lol:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/12/29/17/66023519-11583063-image-a-15_1672334061743.jpg)
I know they say not to judge a book by it's cover but looking at that photo I'm confident in saying he isn't a Mensa candidate noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583063/Tattoo-Police-hunt-wanted-man-inked-forehead.html
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Tattooing your name on your face, what a way to keep a low profile lol:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/12/29/17/66023519-11583063-image-a-15_1672334061743.jpg)
I know they say not to judge a book by it's cover but looking at that photo I'm confident in saying he isn't a Mensa candidate noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583063/Tattoo-Police-hunt-wanted-man-inked-forehead.html
Yarpsolutely! Just look at him and know he brings no benefit to society... Put him down... noooo:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11681207/Crooks-fail-smash-open-ATM-dragging-gas-station-convenience-store.html
facepalm:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11681207/Crooks-fail-smash-open-ATM-dragging-gas-station-convenience-store.html
facepalm:
noooo:
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https://twitter.com/N0TINSERVICE/status/1626913167736545280
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https://twitter.com/N0TINSERVICE/status/1626913167736545280
happy001
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(https://i.postimg.cc/68S9j4d1/inisible.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/68S9j4d1)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/68S9j4d1/inisible.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/68S9j4d1)
lol:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/68S9j4d1/inisible.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/68S9j4d1)
lol: lol: lol:
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Wearing a box over your head to avoid getting identified from camera footage? Ok a bit of an odd choice but I can see it working
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/04/23/71758371-12158505-A_man_was_captured_on_surveillance_video_robbing_a_phone_repair_-a-278_1685918495994.jpg)
as long as you don't do something really stupid like lift it up to see what you are stealing while standing in front of a camera...
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/04/23/71758369-12158505-image-m-21_1685916301132.jpg)
oh, too late point:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12158505/Box-wearing-robber-removes-head-covering-better-look-stolen-loot.html
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Wearing a box over your head to avoid getting identified from camera footage? Ok a bit of an odd choice but I can see it working
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/04/23/71758371-12158505-A_man_was_captured_on_surveillance_video_robbing_a_phone_repair_-a-278_1685918495994.jpg)
as long as you don't do something really stupid like lift it up to see what you are stealing while standing in front of a camera...
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/04/23/71758369-12158505-image-m-21_1685916301132.jpg)
oh, too late point:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12158505/Box-wearing-robber-removes-head-covering-better-look-stolen-loot.html
lol: lol: lol:
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Wearing a box over your head to avoid getting identified from camera footage? Ok a bit of an odd choice but I can see it working
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/04/23/71758371-12158505-A_man_was_captured_on_surveillance_video_robbing_a_phone_repair_-a-278_1685918495994.jpg)
as long as you don't do something really stupid like lift it up to see what you are stealing while standing in front of a camera...
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/06/04/23/71758369-12158505-image-m-21_1685916301132.jpg)
oh, too late point:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12158505/Box-wearing-robber-removes-head-covering-better-look-stolen-loot.html
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Something tells me that while he'll be released almost immediately he won't try shoplifting from that store again :thumbsup:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12366543/California-7-Eleven-workers-forced-stop-brazen-burglar-clears-shelves-trash-can.html
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Something tells me that while he'll be released almost immediately he won't try shoplifting from that store again :thumbsup:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12366543/California-7-Eleven-workers-forced-stop-brazen-burglar-clears-shelves-trash-can.html
Excellent! eveilgrin:
I stumbled across a channel the other day (on Twitter...? rubschin:) called Thieves Getting Fucked, very similar satisfying videos... cloud9:
EDIT: This is it... https://twitter.com/RobberyFaiI
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Something tells me that while he'll be released almost immediately he won't try shoplifting from that store again :thumbsup:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12366543/California-7-Eleven-workers-forced-stop-brazen-burglar-clears-shelves-trash-can.html
Excellent! eveilgrin:
I stumbled across a channel the other day (on Twitter...? rubschin:) called Thieves Getting Fucked, very similar satisfying videos... cloud9:
EDIT: This is it... https://twitter.com/RobberyFaiI
eeek:
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Pretending to be a mannequin in a display so you can ransack a store after it has closed. A clever plan with one teeny tiny flaw in it. You posed right opposite a security camera point:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/10/19/17/76755557-12649635-Surveillance_footage_captured_the_moment_a_22_year_old_man_stood-m-25_1697731588744.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12649635/Polish-burglar-theft-mannequin-ransacking-jewelry-store-arrest.html
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Pretending to be a mannequin in a display so you can ransack a store after it has closed. A clever plan with one teeny tiny flaw in it. You posed right opposite a security camera point:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/10/19/17/76755557-12649635-Surveillance_footage_captured_the_moment_a_22_year_old_man_stood-m-25_1697731588744.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12649635/Polish-burglar-theft-mannequin-ransacking-jewelry-store-arrest.html
;D
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Pretending to be a mannequin in a display so you can ransack a store after it has closed. A clever plan with one teeny tiny flaw in it. You posed right opposite a security camera point:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/10/19/17/76755557-12649635-Surveillance_footage_captured_the_moment_a_22_year_old_man_stood-m-25_1697731588744.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12649635/Polish-burglar-theft-mannequin-ransacking-jewelry-store-arrest.html
happy001
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Steal luxury cars and post evidence on your Facebook page.. facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13060645/Luxury-car-thief-caught-posting-pictures-grinning-stolen-Bentley-Facebook-page.html
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Steal luxury cars and post evidence on your Facebook page.. facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13060645/Luxury-car-thief-caught-posting-pictures-grinning-stolen-Bentley-Facebook-page.html
lol:
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Steal luxury cars and post evidence on your Facebook page.. facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13060645/Luxury-car-thief-caught-posting-pictures-grinning-stolen-Bentley-Facebook-page.html
noooo:
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Steal luxury cars and post evidence on your Facebook page.. facepalm:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13060645/Luxury-car-thief-caught-posting-pictures-grinning-stolen-Bentley-Facebook-page.html
noooo:
Rookie mistake, eh Apey...? ;)
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Not sure what prompted the change of career but considering how your first hit went you should have stayed an admin assistant noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13591459/Dramatic-moment-run-assassin-known-hitwoman-hijab-wanted-botched-contract-killing-British-businessman-arrested-Armenia-MailOnline-tracked-secret-hideaway.html
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Leave your bag of drugs on the train so go to the police to report it missing. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the officer asked what was in it. happy002
Looking at this pair of bellends it's clear we aren't talking about Mensa candidates lol:
(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/SEC_229686135-f490.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338)
https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/15/dealers-locked-leaving-drug-bag-a-train-reporting-missing-21999081/
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Leave your bag of drugs on the train so go to the police to report it missing. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the officer asked what was in it. happy002
Looking at this pair of bellends it's clear we aren't talking about Mensa candidates lol:
(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/SEC_229686135-f490.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338)
https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/15/dealers-locked-leaving-drug-bag-a-train-reporting-missing-21999081/
Looks like they took it rather than left it! lol: