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Title: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2014, 08:05:27 AM
I am sick of it already and it hasn't even started yet  evil: evil:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2014, 08:19:58 AM
I am sick of it already and it hasn't even started yet  evil: evil:
Judging by the grumbling I hear across the room you are not alone

the cycling will be interesting, most of the rest won't.  Olympics this ain't
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2014, 08:26:08 AM
Think they are trying to rescue all British sporting travesties this year with these games. Those hopes should be dashed quite early on  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2014, 10:54:20 AM
Looks like even the queen has had enough  lol:

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Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2014, 12:22:58 PM
Looks like even the queen has had enough  lol:

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Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2014, 02:35:37 PM
Think they are trying to rescue all British sporting travesties.

Is that men who compete as women?
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2014, 02:41:38 PM
Think they are trying to rescue all British sporting travesties.

Is that men who compete as women?

 drumroll:

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Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2014, 02:42:08 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F98ro8djot%2Fimage.jpg&hash=3ba7f8058426a33b9b45430c9f14ded0d67618d4) (http://postimg.org/image/98ro8djot/)   scared2:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2014, 10:34:22 PM
Steve that quorn stuff must be shite.........

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28460396 (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28460396)
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2014, 10:44:24 PM
Steve that quorn stuff must be shite.........

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28460396 (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28460396)

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Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2014, 11:48:48 PM
Steve that quorn stuff must be shite.........

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28460396 (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/commonwealth-games/28460396)

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Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 06:25:20 PM
I didn't know the national anthem of England is "Jerusalem"
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 06:29:09 PM
It is PC gone mad  cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 08:25:32 PM
I've had the games on in the background. It's swimming and I must say Rebecca Adlington has scrubbed up nicely. Must thank the BBC make up department.
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 08:27:17 PM
I noticed that.They may have given her a false (smaller) hooter. HOw would that werk?
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 08:29:37 PM
I've had the games on in the background. It's swimming and I must say Rebecca Adlington has scrubbed up nicely. Must thank the BBC make up department.

good  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 08:33:02 PM
Reckon it's the barnet like.
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 08:40:49 PM
didn't she have a nose job?

Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 08:41:27 PM
Don't think so.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 08:42:07 PM
She could be a nose donor  :thumbsup:   redface:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 08:46:41 PM
Always though it was a bit cruel what the press did to her

Google reveals a Daily Mail article about her having a nose job, I'd click it but I'd feel so soiled admitting reading that rag.

Grumpmeister can look for it, he loves the Daily Misery
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 08:49:01 PM
If she had a nose job she was robbed. SHe is still in the Adolfo Celi class  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 08:49:09 PM
Well whatever, she seems to have a sensible attitude so good luck to her.
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 08:50:17 PM
I bet she hasn't got five snot snow shovels  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 08:51:19 PM
Or 22 screwdrivers.
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 08:56:14 PM
Or 22 screwdrivers.

I believe I have even more  redface:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2014, 10:01:22 PM
Or 22 screwdrivers.

I believe I have even more  redface:

Worried about having a screw loose you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2014, 09:21:43 AM
Or 22 screwdrivers.

I believe I have even more  redface:

Worried about having a screw loose you say...  rubschin:

If only it was just one  cry:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2014, 09:23:31 AM
I am quite taken with the Laydees' Rhythmic Gymnastics  eyes:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2014, 09:29:41 AM
I am quite taken with the Laydees' Rhythmic Gymnastics  eyes:

Scantily dressed girls writhing on a mat with a ball?

Sport?  noooo: 

Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2014, 09:31:18 AM
WHo cares?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2014, 04:08:05 PM
Cyprus 7th in the medals.......... eeek:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2014, 04:16:52 AM
Cyprus 7th in the medals.......... eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: barmisspah? on July 29, 2014, 11:58:50 AM
I am quite taken with the Laydees' Rhythmic Gymnastics  eyes:

Scantily dressed girls writhing on a mat with a ball?

Sport?  noooo:

As opposed to 22 scantily clad men, one of which is writhing on the pitch with a ball ?
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2014, 07:48:04 PM
The BBC have been going on all day about "Eilidh Child, The Poster Girl of the games" .....some jock who runs the 400m hurdles.

I think she might be the 'poster girl' for the anti drugs campaign in jockoland. What a scrag bag.  noooo:

https://www.google.com.cy/search?q=eilidh+child&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=55vaU8PtFYaN7QaatoHgCg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1440&bih=817 (https://www.google.com.cy/search?q=eilidh+child&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=55vaU8PtFYaN7QaatoHgCg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1440&bih=817)

Had a 10 second look through to see if she scrubbed up well.  noooo: The moral of this is never go to jockoland to find a nice gerl unless you want one that has been on crystal meth. Take some syringes with you, those birds like that attention to detail in a relationship.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2014, 07:53:43 PM
Awaits Boogs
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2014, 07:55:06 PM
Awaits Boogs

She is shooting up at the moment.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2014, 08:11:57 PM
Awaits Boogs

She is shooting up at the moment.  noooo:
seems more like you're the one on acid
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2014, 08:35:50 PM
Awaits Boogs

She is shooting up at the moment.  noooo:
seems more like you're the one on acid

You like her then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2014, 09:04:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimg.org%2F7khqzy24v%2Fimage.jpg&hash=bd758fb471bd72b2ec80d737216b0ca016086e81) (http://postimg.org/image/7khqzy24v/)


Her twin....obviously not identical as she has bigger tits than him, just.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Just One More on August 01, 2014, 06:29:35 AM

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Title: Re: The Commonwealth Games
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2014, 07:27:01 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fvn5wgzm6l%2Fglasgow_paddling_pool.jpg&hash=668beab1939550d231ee4b14dd4ed7014524d7e9) (http://postimg.org/image/vn5wgzm6l/)

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