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Title: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
Knock knock

Man opens door

Me: Hello, is Kate here?
Man: Yes, I will just fetch her. Are you  Nick?
Me: Yes, you must be Richard
Man: No, I am Johnny
Me: Sorry, I lose track

 redface: redface: redface: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2014, 05:07:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 27, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
Knock knock

Man opens door

Me: Hello, is Kate here?
Man: Yes, I will just fetch her. Are you  Nick?
Me: Yes, you must be Richard
Man: No, I am Johnny
Me: Sorry, I lose track

 redface: redface: redface: Banghead Banghead Banghead


 noooo:
Title: Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2014, 05:19:53 PM
Point them towards this site, a few hours of reading through your cavalcade of calamity and they will either accept any future blunderment or run like hell and you will never see them again. Either way problem solved.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2014, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 27, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
Knock knock

Man opens door

Me: Hello, is Kate here?
Man: Yes, I will just fetch her. Are you  Nick?
Me: Yes, you must be Richard
Man: No, I am Johnny
Me: Sorry, I lose track

 redface: redface: redface: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Johnny 'the choir boy'?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2014, 08:30:35 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 27, 2014, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 27, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
Knock knock

Man opens door

Me: Hello, is Kate here?
Man: Yes, I will just fetch her. Are you  Nick?
Me: Yes, you must be Richard
Man: No, I am Johnny
Me: Sorry, I lose track

 redface: redface: redface: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Johnny 'the choir boy'?  rubschin:

I am sure her mum would rather she had a Johnny than a plain Dick.
Title: Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2014, 08:50:10 PM
 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2014, 08:59:41 PM
happy001