The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 21, 2014, 08:04:11 PM
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SO having brought only teeny hand luggage I had to wear my smart suit wot I need for tomorrow's meeting.
I have hung it up for the night but thought it would be safe to slip outside for a fag in the darkness in a t shirt and underpants noooo:
Which is when I encountered:
a) the movement sensor triggered outside light
b) 6 girls on their way out to a hen night redface:
Have to have breakfast early tomorrow so I can avoid seeing them redface:
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Thats assuming the girls haven't contacted hotel security about "the ginger pervert going round half dressed scaring htme" in which case you won't have to worry about breakfast tomorrow as you will already have been turfed out whistle:
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eeek:
I think they were too busy laffing redface:
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a good story for the local plod. i wont tell them that you are our resident perv.
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scared2:
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a good story for the local plod. i wont tell them that you are our resident perv.
Once they have had a look at some of Nick's posts on here (such as the facebook stalker thread) they won't need anyone telling them. noooo:
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I was doing historical research cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I was doing historical research cussing: cussing: cussing:
I put it to you M'lud that the defendant is not a straggly ginger pervert stalking his exes on Faceboot but a straggly ginger old pillock reminiscing about his youth. The case for the defence rests. whistle:
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I was doing historical research cussing: cussing: cussing:
I put it to you M'lud that the defendant is not a straggly ginger pervert stalking his exes on Faceboot but a straggly ginger old pillock reminiscing about his youth. The case for the defence rests. whistle:
Oh just send him to the tower, we'll find him guilty later
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I was doing historical research cussing: cussing: cussing:
You mean hysterical research.
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It really is a dirty habit whistle: