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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2014, 09:35:47 PM
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While this could have gone in fantastic headlines I thought that people who exhibit this level of whatthefuckery deserved a thread of their own.
For starters I give you the secret to having peace of mind, going without meat, sex and alcohol and.........oh yeah, shoving huge amounts of metal through your face eeek:
Anyone of a nervous disposition (or wusses like Baldymort) probably shouldn't click on the link. noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773527/Chinese-spiritualists-pierce-cheeks-spikes-sword-ritual-intended-bring-peace-mind.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773527/Chinese-spiritualists-pierce-cheeks-spikes-sword-ritual-intended-bring-peace-mind.html)
I suppose it's one way to try and get some iron into your diet rubschin:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I know they say that necessity is the mother of invention but turning your amputated leg into a lamp to sell? eeek:
Did you just come up with the idea straight off the bat or did you work on a list first "umbrella stand, footstool, side table.... Got it, lamp"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773518/Dutch-man-wins-right-amputated-leg-turn-lamp-raise-78-000-buy-prosthetic-limb.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773518/Dutch-man-wins-right-amputated-leg-turn-lamp-raise-78-000-buy-prosthetic-limb.html)
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
The bit that got me was the second photo. I'm fairly sure that the crossguard of the sword in the guys left hand is the shape of a swastika rubschin:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
The bit that got me was the second photo. I'm fairly sure that the crossguard of the sword in the guys left hand is the shape of a swastika rubschin:
well it is sort of but i'm sure that nice Mr Hilter wouldn't have approved
Were you like me drawn to the picture in the top right that links to the article about a hidden bra cam counting how many looks they get?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2773957/How-times-day-YOUR-breasts-stared-Hidden-bra-cam-demonstrates-just-men-women-steal-sneaky-glances.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2773957/How-times-day-YOUR-breasts-stared-Hidden-bra-cam-demonstrates-just-men-women-steal-sneaky-glances.html)
Only 36? Nah
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Looks like you were getting different links to me whistle:
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Not clicking.... noooo:
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Not clicking.... noooo:
Wuss whistle:
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Not clicking.... noooo:
Wuss whistle:
redface:
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Not clicking.... noooo:
Wuss whistle:
No on balance even with the link to boob cam it was a sick2: web page. Wise not to click. As if we believe BM didn't.
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In my defence I did include a warning in the original post... whistle:
Anyone of a nervous disposition (or wusses like Baldymort) probably shouldn't click on the link. noooo:
Oh something tells me that BM would have found the link to boob cam rubschin:
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Still not clicking..... noooo:
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Poofter point: point:
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Poofter point: point:
Pervert.... ::)
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Still not clicking..... noooo:
Didn't think you would, had you figured for finding it via the home page lol:
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Ebola merchandise?? Seriously?? Who the hell in their right mind would want to buy an Ebola thong or a cuddly virus plushy for gods sake noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F09%2F1412872663956_Image_galleryImage_Sick_Ebola_gifts_that_ae_.JPG&hash=9459a5e0fe47b10fb297374f2535b6547dd8da34)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F09%2F1412872672111_wps_17_Sick_Ebola_gifts_that_ae_.jpg&hash=ebd0ca74110c2dd7d9ebfedcd1df8cd2c51d4885)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786869/From-thongs-maternity-outfits-bizarre-Ebola-gifts-available-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786869/From-thongs-maternity-outfits-bizarre-Ebola-gifts-available-online.html)
http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+ebola+gifts (http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+ebola+gifts)
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
Complete nuttery.
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I understand that different cultures have different values and certain attributes can be seen as beautiful but why on earth would you want to stretch your lip out that bleedin' far? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F09%2F1412836131177_wps_2_EXCLUSIVE_VIDEO_STILLS_Au.jpg&hash=1df05d7fab145282a407d7c93687980e220884c9)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html)
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I understand that different cultures have different values and certain attributes can be seen as beautiful but why on earth would you want to stretch your lip out that bleedin' far? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F09%2F1412836131177_wps_2_EXCLUSIVE_VIDEO_STILLS_Au.jpg&hash=1df05d7fab145282a407d7c93687980e220884c9)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html)
Is it just me that wonders what her labia look like (I'm guessing Apey has had the same thought...)?
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I understand that different cultures have different values and certain attributes can be seen as beautiful but why on earth would you want to stretch your lip out that bleedin' far? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F09%2F1412836131177_wps_2_EXCLUSIVE_VIDEO_STILLS_Au.jpg&hash=1df05d7fab145282a407d7c93687980e220884c9)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html)
Is it just me that wonders what her labia look like (I'm guessing Apey has had the same thought...)?
Nope. noooo:
Foggy will have something to say about that. shutup:
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I understand that different cultures have different values and certain attributes can be seen as beautiful but why on earth would you want to stretch your lip out that bleedin' far? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F09%2F1412836131177_wps_2_EXCLUSIVE_VIDEO_STILLS_Au.jpg&hash=1df05d7fab145282a407d7c93687980e220884c9)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html)
Is it just me that wonders what her labia look like (I'm guessing Apey has had the same thought...)?
lol: lol: lol:
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I understand that different cultures have different values and certain attributes can be seen as beautiful but why on earth would you want to stretch your lip out that bleedin' far? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F10%2F09%2F1412836131177_wps_2_EXCLUSIVE_VIDEO_STILLS_Au.jpg&hash=1df05d7fab145282a407d7c93687980e220884c9)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786125/Documentary-crew-stumbles-largest-lip-disk-world-whopping-60cm-wide.html)
Drinking through a straw must be quite a challenge.
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As the old phrase goes "I guess a blow job is out of the question"