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Title: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2014, 02:42:12 PM
Have been working on a confidential report for a client who has got themselves into quite a big pickle. They have been pilloried in Private Eye amongst others.

Report was delivered the other day. Fairly damning  eveilgrin:

Chief Boss said "We are not calling it a report, we are calling it "THOUGHTS""

Me: Why

Him: If someone clocks we have had this they might do an FoI request and ask for the report and we can say "What report"?

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Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2014, 04:46:31 PM
an all new category of evil plannering  eveilgrin: then

surely we can out do them with  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2014, 04:52:41 PM
I'm assuming that seeing as you have been able to post about it on here (even if you are keeping the name of theclient confidential) that unlike the contents the title is fair game.......  rubschin:   eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2014, 04:59:06 PM
I'm assuming that seeing as you have been able to post about it on here (even if you are keeping the name of theclient confidential) that unlike the contents the title is fair game.......  rubschin:   eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2014, 05:02:54 PM
NO
Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2014, 05:05:45 PM
Tony Blair...... rubschin:  Barman......... rubschin:
Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2014, 05:18:44 PM
Financial report for Apey......  rubschin:
Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2014, 05:26:47 PM
Carter Ruck (http://www.carter-ruck.com/) ?
Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2014, 05:27:23 PM
Financial report for Apey......  rubschin:

No munny in that  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2014, 05:30:13 PM
I'm not so sure, Apey could be one of those odd buggers who lives spending as little as possible and then leaves squillions when he pops his clogs.  rubschin:
Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2014, 05:48:24 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: When is a report not a report?
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 05:20:11 AM
Financial report for Apey......  rubschin:

No munny in that  noooo: noooo:

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