The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on October 27, 2014, 12:45:11 PM
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Ok as many of you will have seen on Face ache the bloke is on one about glass partitions (frosted , trellised or whatever ) being used in hotel rooms to separate the bathroom from the room.
On this trip we have stayed in 3 hotels which has had a similar set up. Apparently no bloke would be happy with this ::)
The last hotel had a big window in the bathroom so you could still watch telly in the other room . Though it did have a blind you could pull down for privacy.
This current room also has a phone by the toilet which apparently is also equally offensive.
For me if a room doesn't have a bath / shower combo I am a bit gutted. I like plenty of wirktop space in a bathroom. Fridge space so I can store my locally bought drinks and not be filled to the brim with mini bar stuff at prices you can only laugh at.
I like a safe so I dont have to carry my worldy goods around with me and I like free wifi.
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Haven't seen the Farcebook page but he's right, glass partitions like that are a complete noooo: and so says Mrs K
Bathroom should have its own TV tile screen. Phone is good but for receiving calls only. A Hyatt hotel I know of has a bloody ethernet socket by the loo noooo: noooo: noooo:. Idealy Wifi should not work in the bathroom.
And why I may ask only one bathroom? We once had one with two AND a walk-in dressing room (for just $59 - long story) and Mrs K feels that should now be the standard.
Safe is getting to be an essential but must be able to take a notebook AND iPad AND proper camera
Anyway our joint Mr and Mrs K list in decreasing order of mustness
Door and Window(s) you can lock
B3 (Bed, Bog and Bath/Shower) that are clean and work and suitably private
Ability to phone (hotel owners that jam mobile phones should be shot - repeatedly)
No cockroaches crawling all over your alarm clock (another story)
No lizards crawling across the ceiling (same story)
Clean floor
Good lighting
Hotel supplied and replenished flannels
Walls thick enough to not hear everything in the next room
Somewhere to put your toothbrushes
Somewhere to store and hang clothes
Working space and yes space in the bathroom
Safe
WiFi
Decent free paper hankies
Hairdryer
Fridge
TV as long as the bloody remote works
Somewhere to sit
Dressing gowns
Cooking space and stuff
In room coffee maker (who'd ever really trust them))
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Haven't seen the Farcebook page but he's right, glass partitions like that are a complete noooo: and so says Mrs K
Bathroom should have its own TV tile screen. Phone is good but for receiving calls only. A Hyatt hotel I know of has a bloody ethernet socket by the loo noooo: noooo: noooo:. Idealy Wifi should not work in the bathroom.
And why I may ask only one bathroom? We once had one with two AND a walk-in dressing room (for just $59 - long story) and Mrs K feels that should now be the standard.
Safe is getting to be an essential but must be able to take a notebook AND iPad AND proper camera
Anyway our joint Mr and Mrs K list in decreasing order of mustness
Door and Window(s) you can lock
B3 (Bed, Bog and Bath/Shower) that are clean and work and suitably private
Ability to phone (hotel owners that jam mobile phones should be shot - repeatedly)
No cockroaches crawling all over your alarm clock (another story)
No lizards crawling across the ceiling (same story)
Clean floor
Good lighting
Hotel supplied and replenished flannels
Walls thick enough to not hear everything in the next room
Somewhere to put your toothbrushes
Somewhere to store and hang clothes
Working space and yes space in the bathroom
Safe
WiFi
Decent free paper hankies
Hairdryer
Fridge
TV as long as the bloody remote works
Somewhere to sit
Dressing gowns
Cooking space and stuff
In room coffee maker (who'd ever really trust them))
BM towers....... Thumbs:
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Hot water is good. I once stayed in a hotel where I had to build a wood fire if I wanted a hot shower.
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Hot water is good. I once stayed in a hotel where I had to build a wood fire if I wanted a hot shower.
Your flat...... rubschin:
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evil:
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Oh yes somewhere to sit ( sofa or comfy chair ) was on the blokes list.
Tea and Coffee making facilities should be standard. In this hotel they have a fancy pants coffee making machine but want to charge 2 dollars for every pod used !!!!
I also like the provision of full length white fluffy dressing gowns cloud9:
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Bed
Bog
Shower
Sound insulation from neighbouring rooms
A bar/restaurant within 100 yards
Any time spent in the hotel room that requires more than that, is wasted.
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Bed
Bog
Shower
Sound insulation from neighbouring rooms
A bar/restaurant within 100 yards
Any time spent in the hotel room that requires more than that, is wasted.
SO they can't hear Mrs DS screaming?
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Hot water is good. I once stayed in a hotel where I had to build a wood fire if I wanted a hot shower.
Something tells me that explains where they got the plot idea for the Towering Inferno whistle:
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horn:
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Bed
Bog
Shower
Sound insulation from neighbouring rooms
A bar/restaurant within 100 yards
Any time spent in the hotel room that requires more than that, is wasted.
SO they can't hear Mrs DS screaming?
No, so I don't get woken by people banging on the door complaining about snoring. redface:
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Can they also not have chairs that are scrapped across the floor above you !!!
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never stay at a hotel where they are hosting the teams for the Minnesota under 18 basketball championships. Bouncing balls up and down the corridors screaming their effin heads off all sodding night evil: If only I'd had an Uzi
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I try to avoid hotels with kids at all these days evil: A few years ago I took my daughter and 2 kids to Scotland and was staying in a hotel overnight after visiting dad in a home. Her youngest 1 at the time screamed for 2 hours I was so annoyed I bundled them in the car and drove them home 5 hours angry041: It was not fair on the other guests IMHO noooo: Within a mile of setting off she went to sleep angry041: never again noooo:
BTW Miss D your holiday looks wonderful cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: