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Title: Overheard today in the street
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2014, 02:21:11 PM
Context: Tram extension works in Nottingham are a year behind schedule and are causing UNBELIEVABLE chaos to all and sundry. Roadworks and pavements move daily. Traffic hold ups are immense and some areas look like a warzone.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2Fv62wzxc7d%2Fbeirut.jpg&hash=fcefc1ef669ae45aee699575093eb560e1f4d273) (http://postimg.org/image/v62wzxc7d/)

Man with dog: I am totally lost. WHere is Tesco?
Irish labourer: That way! Can't you read fucking signs??
MwD: Look at the dog!
IL: It's a lab
MwD: Look closer. WHat does his harness say?
IL: (slowly) Working Guide Dog
MwD: Exactly, I am blind you stupid bastard
IL: Can't the dog read the signs?

You couldn't make it up!!
Title: Re: Overheard today in the street
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2014, 02:22:55 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 03, 2014, 02:21:11 PM
Context: Tram extension works in Nottingham are a year behind schedule and are causing UNBELIEVABLE chaos to all and sundry. Roadworks and pavements move daily. Traffic hold ups are immense and some areas look like a warzone.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2Fv62wzxc7d%2Fbeirut.jpg&hash=fcefc1ef669ae45aee699575093eb560e1f4d273) (http://postimg.org/image/v62wzxc7d/)

Man with dog: I am totally lost. WHere is Tesco?
Irish labourer: That way! Can't you read fucking signs??
MwD: Look at the dog!
IL: It's a lab
MwD: Look closer. WHat does his harness say?
IL: (slowly) Working Guide Dog
MwD: Exactly, I am blind you stupid bastard
IL: Can't the dog read the signs?

You couldn't make it up!!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Overheard today in the street
Post by: apc2010 on November 03, 2014, 02:25:41 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Overheard today in the street
Post by: Steve on November 03, 2014, 02:30:03 PM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Overheard today in the street
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2014, 02:39:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 03, 2014, 02:30:03 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Overheard today in the street
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2014, 04:45:34 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Overheard today in the street
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2014, 08:06:24 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 03, 2014, 02:21:11 PM
Context: Tram extension works in Nottingham are a year behind schedule and are causing UNBELIEVABLE chaos to all and sundry. Roadworks and pavements move daily. Traffic hold ups are immense and some areas look like a warzone.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2Fv62wzxc7d%2Fbeirut.jpg&hash=fcefc1ef669ae45aee699575093eb560e1f4d273) (http://postimg.org/image/v62wzxc7d/)

Man with dog: I am totally lost. WHere is Tesco?
Irish labourer: That way! Can't you read fucking signs??
MwD: Look at the dog!
IL: It's a lab
MwD: Look closer. WHat does his harness say?
IL: (slowly) Working Guide Dog
MwD: Exactly, I am blind you stupid bastard
IL: Can't the dog read the signs?

You couldn't make it up!!

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Overheard today in the street
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2014, 08:07:19 PM
YOU know what utter chaos this is!!
Title: Re: Overheard today in the street
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2014, 08:11:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on November 04, 2014, 08:07:19 PM
YOU know what utter chaos this is!!
Yes and glad I don't have to put up with it any more  noooo: noooo: that is one thing I don't miss  noooo: