The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on November 09, 2014, 07:32:22 PM
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So I order pizza hut for the first time .......
We only need your postcode sir.....
Me. let me expain our post code comes up with a road behind us (big house)..
We need your postcode only........ Banghead
phone rings delivery boy ...I am outside
No you are not.... Banghead
Finds me ....this is the wrong street...... Banghead
I told them that on the phone.......
order was missing 3 dips ...Pizza was raw ..
called up to complain.
Impossible sir our pizzas are all cooked the same ..
but it is raw ...and you forgot the dips...
we can give you 30% off your next order..
there will be no next order......
So what do you want........
My order...... cussing:
It is here ,now cooked and the missing dips........ noooo:
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And they spat in it free :thumbsup:
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And they spat in it free :thumbsup:
It will still be better than the 1st one......... noooo: the only reason I got anything was before he started spouting crap at me ......I said I know its automated but.....
he then shut up...
what happened to the customer is always right........ noooo:
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Maybe BM could get a job cooking pizzas........ rubschin:
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And they spat in it free :thumbsup:
It will still be better than the 1st one......... noooo: the only reason I got anything was before he started spouting crap at me ......I said I know its automated but.....
he then shut up...
what happened to the customer is always right........ noooo:
It was always shite in the VP noooo:
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You were lucky, we can only dream of being in range of a pizza delivery here
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Burn your own, you say? rubschin:
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And they jizzed in it free :thumbsup:
whistle:
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Burn your own, you say? rubschin:
sometimes redface: but Dr Oetker pizzas are hard to eff up
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Except for BM
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Maybe BM could get a job cooking pizzas........ rubschin:
"Never knowingly undercooked"
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drumroll:
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lol: lol:
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Aren't Pizza Hut the ones who say that if you don't get your order in 15 minutes them it's free? rubschin:
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So next delivery experience.........this time McDs.......got a flyer .order on-line free delivery n double cheeseburger....... Thumbs:
so try ..."We do not deliver in your area"........so call up oh yes we do you are very close ......
I know....... Banghead
would you like to order ,,,,,???
yes on-line..
( I want the freebies redface:)
sorry only by phone..... Banghead
I pay for delivery n no freebie...... cussing:
Then as first post regards address,,,,,,, cussing:
this is why I cook........ noooo:
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The delivery guy (nice guy) says ......your address is wrong you should order on-line it's much better,,,,,,,,,,,, Angry9: cussing:
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So next delivery experience.........this time McDs.......got a flyer .order on-line free delivery n double cheeseburger....... Thumbs:
so try ..."We do not deliver in your area"........so call up oh yes we do you are very close ......
I know....... Banghead
would you like to order ,,,,,???
yes on-line..
( I want the freebies redface:)
sorry only by phone..... Banghead
I pay for delivery n no freebie...... cussing:
Then as first post regards address,,,,,,, cussing:
this is why I cook........ noooo:
pathead:
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So next delivery experience.........this time McDs.......got a flyer .order on-line free delivery n double cheeseburger....... Thumbs:
so try ..."We do not deliver in your area"........so call up oh yes we do you are very close ......
I know....... Banghead
would you like to order ,,,,,???
yes on-line..
( I want the freebies redface:)
sorry only by phone..... Banghead
I pay for delivery n no freebie...... cussing:
Then as first post regards address,,,,,,, cussing:
this is why I cook........ noooo:
pathead:
I need LL's bags......... noooo:
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So next delivery experience.........this time McDs.......got a flyer .order on-line free delivery n double cheeseburger....... Thumbs:
so try ..."We do not deliver in your area"........so call up oh yes we do you are very close ......
I know....... Banghead
would you like to order ,,,,,???
yes on-line..
( I want the freebies redface:)
sorry only by phone..... Banghead
I pay for delivery n no freebie...... cussing:
Then as first post regards address,,,,,,, cussing:
this is why I cook........ noooo:
pathead:
I need LL's bags......... noooo:
eeek: eeek:
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So next delivery experience.........this time McDs.......got a flyer .order on-line free delivery n double cheeseburger....... Thumbs:
so try ..."We do not deliver in your area"........so call up oh yes we do you are very close ......
I know....... Banghead
would you like to order ,,,,,???
yes on-line..
( I want the freebies redface:)
sorry only by phone..... Banghead
I pay for delivery n no freebie...... cussing:
Then as first post regards address,,,,,,, cussing:
this is why I cook........ noooo:
pathead:
I need LL's bags......... noooo:
eeek: eeek:
whistle: