Post by: Nick on November 14, 2014, 04:21:46 PM
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2014, 09:32:07 AM
All nice and ready, like :thumbsup: evil:
When do you start rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2014, 09:37:23 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 15, 2014, 10:05:32 AM
Post by: Steve on November 15, 2014, 10:17:02 AM
Isn't it always Monday in Scunthorpe?Worse, it's always Scunthorpe in Scunthorpe
(to be fair I have ever seen Scunthorpe so this is all made up calumny)
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 15, 2014, 10:19:27 AM
Post by: Steve on November 15, 2014, 10:30:08 AM
I had a virtual look on 'Streetview' Definitely not worth a real visit.Iron and steel town, never going to be paradise. But even such will have good bits, people told me Harlow would be utterly horrible and it isn't.
Sad thing is most people only know Scunthorpe for that silly interweb filter issue. I await Nick's enlightening reports. Popcorn:
Post by: boogs on November 16, 2014, 02:35:05 PM
Tuesday or Wednesday rubschin:
Good luck Thumbs: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2014, 04:53:44 PM
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2014, 04:57:33 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 16, 2014, 05:00:50 PM
Isn't it always Monday in Scunthorpe?Worse, it's always Scunthorpe in Scunthorpe
happy001
Is Scunthorpe North of Nottingham?
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2014, 06:40:17 PM
Haven't met my PA yet, as she if off sick rubschin: rubschin: Her name is Emma :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2014, 07:08:03 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F88zfpuppf%2FVisiting_Santas_Wonderland_at_Bass_Pro_Shop_and.jpg&hash=82c0895634d7c0d598230a0cd9d678c2dda70508) (http://postimg.org/image/88zfpuppf/)
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2014, 07:11:29 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2014, 09:28:55 PM
Nicks first day at werk....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F88zfpuppf%2FVisiting_Santas_Wonderland_at_Bass_Pro_Shop_and.jpg&hash=82c0895634d7c0d598230a0cd9d678c2dda70508) (http://postimg.org/image/88zfpuppf/)
"Town to be re-named 'Snickthorpe' in honour of the visitor who doubled the local IQ"
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2014, 05:23:11 AM
Nicks first day at werk....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F88zfpuppf%2FVisiting_Santas_Wonderland_at_Bass_Pro_Shop_and.jpg&hash=82c0895634d7c0d598230a0cd9d678c2dda70508) (http://postimg.org/image/88zfpuppf/)
"Town to be re-named 'Snickthorpe' in honour of the visitor who doubled the local IQ"
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2014, 12:41:37 PM
BM up late noooo: But not Santa eveilgrin:
Something in maintenance then....? rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Fjzje0vtdv%2Fwillietoilet.jpg&hash=956fc431197152efcff753f0f11621ce5696ca41) (http://postimg.org/image/jzje0vtdv/)
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2014, 06:28:39 PM
We are now allies :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
As a PA she is something to be reckoned with eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2014, 08:42:45 PM
Emma turned up this afternoon eeek: Tartan mini skirt, black tights, big hair, language like a docker and a force of nature. scared2: scared2: I gave her chocolate angel1 angel1:thumbsup:
We are now allies :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
As a PA she is something to be reckoned with eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
A good PA makes a huge difference to so much. I once employed a gay, rugby playing, offensive joke telling NZ lass as my PA. Jeez she were good, everybody liked her and she could get so much done.
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2014, 08:54:39 PM
Emma left this evening to play Netball. She changed in the office eyes: eyes: Shocked: Shocked:
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2014, 09:17:23 PM
:thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Emma left this evening to play Netball. She changed in the office eyes: eyes: Shocked: Shocked:
And the web cam was where?
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2014, 09:32:37 PM
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2014, 05:38:08 AM
:thumbsup:
Emma left this evening to play Netball. She changed in the office eyes: eyes: Shocked: Shocked:
kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2014, 02:42:48 PM
Emma turned up this afternoon eeek: Tartan mini skirt, black tights, big hair, language like a docker and a force of nature. scared2: scared2: I gave her chocolate angel1 angel1
We are now allies :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
As a PA she is something to be reckoned with eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Pics......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2014, 07:37:33 PM
And my boss's boss has FANTASTIC knockers. I may buy her a muffin too eveilgrin:
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
I have established the Double Choc Muffin as a unit of currency angel1 Rachel (boss's secretary) is now my bestest friend. I have muffin points cloud9:
And my boss's boss has FANTASTIC knockers. I may buy her a muffin too eveilgrin:
.....Chapter one on 'How to pull munters when you are ginger' Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2014, 07:51:39 PM
lol:I have established the Double Choc Muffin as a unit of currency angel1 Rachel (boss's secretary) is now my bestest friend. I have muffin points cloud9:
And my boss's boss has FANTASTIC knockers. I may buy her a muffin too eveilgrin:
.....Chapter one on 'How to pull munters when you are ginger' Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2014, 07:53:27 PM
The end of term Christmas party is in sight eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eyes: eyes: eyes:
The all new bring a muffin party
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2014, 08:18:23 PM
Rather like Tipsy noooo: noooo: And Miss D noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2014, 05:32:15 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 02, 2014, 11:27:12 AM
They will do ANYTHING for a muffin eyes:
Rather like Tipsy noooo: noooo: And Miss D noooo: noooo:
I prefer a Bears Claw :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2014, 09:06:47 PM
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2014, 09:12:29 PM
No wonder Growler vanished noooo:happy001
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2014, 04:12:09 PM
I said, "Well done" and asked which one.........
"Miss Scuttlethorpe Colliery 1981" noooo:
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 10:50:28 PM
One of the staff, bloke about my age, and I were talking about Lincolnshire yesterday and it emerged that he had married a beauty queen eeek:lol: lol: lol:
I said, "Well done" and asked which one.........
"Miss Scuttlethorpe Colliery 1981" noooo:
I keep humming that line "You'd need a coal miner to reach her . . . . ."
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 07:27:59 PM
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 07:30:20 PM
Up at 5.00 for a dark drive noooo: Off to bed offtobed: offtobed:
niiiight.... wave:
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 07:30:52 PM
Up at 5.00 for a dark drive noooo: Off to bed offtobed: offtobed:
Is the heater working now......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2014, 07:34:57 PM
No noooo: I do car dancing :thumbsup:
The cows have Nick tv.......... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2014, 07:36:28 PM
No noooo: I do car dancing :thumbsup:
The cows have Nick tv.......... Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Quote from: An Cow
What the fuck is THAT??? eeek:
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 07:48:34 PM
No noooo: I do car dancing :thumbsup:
The cows have Nick tv.......... Thumbs:
Thumbs:Quote from: An CowWhat the fuck is THAT??? eeek:
lol:
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2014, 09:59:55 PM
lol: lol:No noooo: I do car dancing :thumbsup:
The cows have Nick tv.......... Thumbs:
Thumbs:Quote from: An CowWhat the fuck is THAT??? eeek:
lol:
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2014, 06:05:06 AM
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2014, 04:39:31 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 17, 2014, 04:49:10 PM
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2014, 04:56:30 PM
I have a Band AId cloud9:
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 17, 2014, 04:58:32 PM
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 05:40:16 PM
But does the chipmunk know it's Christmas?
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2014, 07:25:59 PM
Having dinner and a couple arrive at next table. Both in 40s. He is wearing about 17 layers of clothing and she is dressed to seduce noooo:
It becomes apparent that this is a first date as a result of online assignation eyes:
He tries to impress:
"I work at a gas terminal. If it blew up then everything in a 25 mile radius would be flattened :thumbsup:"
I caught her eye noooo:
He proceeded to talk about his ex wife and the fuel consumption of his Vauxhall Corsa noooo: noooo: noooo:
I caught her eye.
Collapso massivo.
He was baffled.
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 07:29:39 PM
Priceless happy001 happy001 happy001
Having dinner and a couple arrive at next table. Both in 40s. He is wearing about 17 layers of clothing and she is dressed to seduce noooo:
It becomes apparent that this is a first date as a result of online assignation eyes:
He tries to impress:
"I work at a gas terminal. If it blew up then everything in a 25 mile radius would be flattened :thumbsup:"
I caught her eye noooo:
He proceeded to talk about his ex wife and the fuel consumption of his Vauxhall Corsa noooo: noooo: noooo:
I caught her eye.
Collapso massivo.
He was baffled.
Did she have a glass eye then...? eeek:
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2014, 07:39:52 PM
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 07:42:57 PM
Mongtardio
I bet she was.... if her eye kept popping out like..... noooo:
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2014, 07:58:10 PM
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2014, 10:04:08 PM
Priceless happy001 happy001 happy001
Having dinner and a couple arrive at next table. Both in 40s. He is wearing about 17 layers of clothing and she is dressed to seduce noooo:
It becomes apparent that this is a first date as a result of online assignation eyes:
He tries to impress:
"I work at a gas terminal. If it blew up then everything in a 25 mile radius would be flattened :thumbsup:"
I caught her eye noooo:
He proceeded to talk about his ex wife and the fuel consumption of his Vauxhall Corsa noooo: noooo: noooo:
I caught her eye.
Collapso massivo.
He was baffled.
Did she have a glass eye then...? eeek:
happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2014, 06:52:18 PM
I went back to my room and found a large cat in my bed. Tried to check out and pay but reception was closed. I left a note angel1
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g656897-d593800-Reviews-Arties_Mill_Lodge-Brigg_Lincolnshire_England.html#REVIEWS (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g656897-d593800-Reviews-Arties_Mill_Lodge-Brigg_Lincolnshire_England.html#REVIEWS)
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2014, 07:15:34 PM
Breakfast was late this morning as all the igniters on the ovens and grills had broken. The chef appeared and appealed for a fag lighter. I lent him mine. He went to the kitchen. There was a low BOOM and some cheering. HE returned my lighter. He had no eyebrows. noooo:
I went back to my room and found a large cat in my bed. Tried to check out and pay but reception was closed. I left a note angel1
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g656897-d593800-Reviews-Arties_Mill_Lodge-Brigg_Lincolnshire_England.html#REVIEWS (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g656897-d593800-Reviews-Arties_Mill_Lodge-Brigg_Lincolnshire_England.html#REVIEWS)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2014, 10:47:52 PM
Breakfast was late this morning as all the igniters on the ovens and grills had broken. The chef appeared and appealed for a fag lighter. I lent him mine. He went to the kitchen. There was a low BOOM and some cheering. HE returned my lighter. He had no eyebrows. noooo::thumbsup:
I went back to my room and found a large cat in my bed. Tried to check out and pay but reception was closed. I left a note angel1
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g656897-d593800-Reviews-Arties_Mill_Lodge-Brigg_Lincolnshire_England.html#REVIEWS (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g656897-d593800-Reviews-Arties_Mill_Lodge-Brigg_Lincolnshire_England.html#REVIEWS)
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2014, 10:50:36 PM
Been bitten by a chipmunk sad24:
rubschin:
rubschin:
whistle:
http://youtu.be/8yl5d3aV2E4 (http://youtu.be/8yl5d3aV2E4)
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2014, 10:03:02 AM
It worked :thumbsup:
Unfortunately I am now living in a cave and wearing a bearskin rubschin:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 19, 2014, 11:39:20 AM
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2014, 05:44:18 PM
So - situation normal then . . . whistle:
lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 19, 2014, 09:10:23 PM
Unfortunately I am now living in a cave and wearing a bearskin rubschin:
Scunthorpe 5 star accommodation then. rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2015, 07:58:35 PM
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2015, 08:03:23 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 06:26:10 AM
I am like a missionary :thumbsup:
Apocalypticism you say... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2015, 06:37:12 AM
I am like a missionary :thumbsup:
Apocalypticism you say... rubschin:
I think he means lying face down..... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2015, 12:29:59 PM
I am like a missionary :thumbsup:
Apocalypticism you say... rubschin:
I think he means lying face down..... noooo:
;D
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 05:05:57 PM
I am like a missionary :thumbsup:
Apocalypticism you say... rubschin:
I think he means lying face down..... noooo:
For what Nick is about to receive, may the lord make him truly thankful, you say... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2015, 05:07:11 PM
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2015, 05:38:07 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F6w2ojwjur%2Fappfrenxy.jpg&hash=79236be87c3105158ca21de0c619e9f56bc4c397) (http://postimg.org/image/6w2ojwjur/)
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2015, 05:39:59 PM
Dinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F6w2ojwjur%2Fappfrenxy.jpg&hash=79236be87c3105158ca21de0c619e9f56bc4c397) (http://postimg.org/image/6w2ojwjur/)
My pet hate........ cussing: see it here when they are on holiday......even at the weddings... noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2015, 08:10:40 PM
Dinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F6w2ojwjur%2Fappfrenxy.jpg&hash=79236be87c3105158ca21de0c619e9f56bc4c397) (http://postimg.org/image/6w2ojwjur/)
My pet hate........ cussing: see it here when they are on holiday......even at the weddings... noooo:
Whole families.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2015, 08:37:26 PM
Almost s bad as people that post on web forums at such timesDinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F6w2ojwjur%2Fappfrenxy.jpg&hash=79236be87c3105158ca21de0c619e9f56bc4c397) (http://postimg.org/image/6w2ojwjur/)
My pet hate........ cussing: see it here when they are on holiday......even at the weddings... noooo:
Whole families.... noooo:
Oh doh: redface:
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2015, 08:39:48 PM
Almost s bad as people that post on web forums at such timesDinner last night was enhanced by the two lovebirds at the next table. It was his birthday. Apart from ordering their food they uttered not one word to each other for over an hour, preferring to text and play games on their phones noooo: noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2F6w2ojwjur%2Fappfrenxy.jpg&hash=79236be87c3105158ca21de0c619e9f56bc4c397) (http://postimg.org/image/6w2ojwjur/)
My pet hate........ cussing: see it here when they are on holiday......even at the weddings... noooo:
Whole families.... noooo:
Oh doh: redface:
redface:
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2015, 08:41:54 PM
Made them do standing up straight lessons angel1 angel1
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2015, 08:42:51 PM
Bored. Saw some fellow diners tonight with horrid round shoulders. Told them I was a visiting consuluant orthopaedic surgeon angel1 angel1
Made them do standing up straight lessons angel1 angel1
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2015, 08:43:57 PM
Bored. Saw some fellow diners tonight with horrid round shoulders. Told them I was a visiting consuluant orthopaedic surgeon angel1 angel1
Made them do standing up straight lessons angel1 angel1
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2015, 08:45:19 PM
Post by: Steve on January 06, 2015, 08:46:50 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Bored. Saw some fellow diners tonight with horrid round shoulders. Told them I was a visiting consuluant orthopaedic surgeon angel1 angel1
Made them do standing up straight lessons angel1 angel1
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Nick didn't take Emma to see the FA Cup match then like wot I suggested
Should have http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30629894 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30629894)
All that scoring on the pitch, surely would lead to . . . . . . .
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2015, 08:47:08 PM
They obeyed eeek: I prescribed ALexander Technique for the whole family angel1 angel1 They are Googling it angel1
Did you make them Jewish....?
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2015, 08:49:25 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2015, 08:50:13 PM
They obeyed eeek: I prescribed ALexander Technique for the whole family angel1 angel1 They are Googling it angel1
Should have charged them.........
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2015, 08:51:19 PM
Forgot that cussing: I could pop back rubschin:
Take your circumcision blade like! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2015, 02:32:31 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2015, 02:46:43 PM
Have risked booking into a local hotel run by local people again scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.starburstmagazine.com%2Fimages%2Fjune2011%2Fedwardtubbsthewickerman.jpg&hash=d211ad16c38886fc2804320d5f39e6c2295304c5)
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2015, 02:48:30 PM
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2015, 02:49:04 PM
Have risked booking into a local hotel run by local people again scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
I know, I read it on faceache... ::)
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2015, 02:50:28 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2015, 02:51:25 PM
Precisely eeek:
You wont have to worry about fitting in then... whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2015, 02:54:34 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2015, 05:25:19 PM
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2015, 05:28:54 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2015, 05:31:32 PM
http://www.spingoales.com/index.html (http://www.spingoales.com/index.html)
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2015, 06:24:50 PM
"A charge of £50 will be made if sickness occurs through excessive alcohol consumption which requires additional cleaning."
Checks room carefully................
eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2015, 06:26:22 PM
Second poshest hotel in Scunny. I find this in my room:
"A charge of £50 will be made if sickness occurs through excessive alcohol consumption which requires additional cleaning."
Checks room carefully................
eeek:
Watch wot you eat...... noooo:
Post by: boogs on January 11, 2015, 06:27:02 PM
Second poshest hotel in Scunny. I find this in my room:
"A charge of £50 will be made if sickness occurs through excessive alcohol consumption which requires additional cleaning."
Checks room carefully................
eeek:
::) Says it all really....
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2015, 06:27:32 PM
Post by: Steve on January 11, 2015, 06:30:10 PM
Second poshest hotel in Scunny. I find this in my room:
"A charge of £50 will be made if sickness occurs through excessive alcohol consumption which requires additional cleaning."
Checks room carefully................
eeek:
So if damage occurs while cavorting with triplets while suspended from a quadcopter that's OK then?
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2015, 06:37:26 PM
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2015, 07:48:21 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 12, 2015, 09:11:32 AM
Breakfast took a while to come. They hadn't fired up anything in the kitchen as they "didn't know what I'd want". It seems I am the only guest eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsubversify.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F06%2Fno-Irish-no-blacks-no-dogs.jpg&hash=fbd8c3d0d6706777227f9a4c283ce1e97debfc3c)
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2015, 07:48:41 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2015, 08:40:52 PM
Breakfast took a while to come. They hadn't fired up anything in the kitchen as they "didn't know what I'd want". It seems I am the only guest eeek:
Bates Motel you say..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2015, 08:41:45 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2015, 08:42:19 PM
Breakfast took a while to come. They hadn't fired up anything in the kitchen as they "didn't know what I'd want". It seems I am the only guest eeek:
Bates Motel you say..... rubschin:
If they have pay per view channels......... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2015, 08:42:58 PM
I am back and a tad bizzy
eyes:
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2015, 08:43:08 PM
Breakfast took a while to come. They hadn't fired up anything in the kitchen as they "didn't know what I'd want". It seems I am the only guest eeek:
Bates Motel you say..... rubschin:
If they have pay per view channels......... whistle:
Origami....? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2015, 09:00:37 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2015, 09:04:31 PM
London at early o'clock and also dealing with being pilloried in the national press scared2:
Wot........ eeek:
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2015, 09:05:56 PM
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2015, 09:08:12 PM
Dealing at present ::)
Drugs???? Shocked:
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2015, 09:08:53 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2015, 09:09:37 PM
Dealing at present ::)
Which publication....... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2015, 09:14:10 PM
Dealing at present ::)
Which publication....... rubschin:
Razzle! lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2015, 09:42:45 PM
Dealing at present ::)
Which publication....... rubschin:
Razzle! lol:
(https://appleandcinnamon.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ginger061.jpg)
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2015, 09:52:13 PM
Dealing at present ::)
Which publication....... rubschin:
Razzle! lol:
(https://appleandcinnamon.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ginger061.jpg)
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2015, 09:53:32 PM
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2015, 10:22:44 PM
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2015, 03:56:49 PM
Big bathroom, bedroom, lounge with mahoosive TV and leather sofa and a kitchen Shocked: £60 a night.
Lorraine at reception was very pleased to see me cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2015, 03:58:06 PM
Cos I booked into the same hotel for two weeks running I have been upgraded to a suite eeek: eeek:
Big bathroom, bedroom, lounge with mahoosive TV and leather sofa and a kitchen Shocked: £60 a night.
Lorraine at reception was very pleased to see me cloud9:
Party pad.... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2015, 04:10:03 PM
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 05:54:12 PM
However, interview for my permanent replacement is on the 27th. My boss reckons it is a crap group of applicants and even if they appoint then they may need another month or so before someone else can start. Will find out Tuesday.
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 05:58:01 PM
Next week is supposed to be my last week in Scunny. I shall be sad to leave sad24: sad24: Shit place but lovely people and some fascinating tales.
However, interview for my permanent replacement is on the 27th. My boss reckons it is a crap group of applicants and even if they appoint then they may need another month or so before someone else can start. Will find out Tuesday.
Do you want it......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 06:16:32 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 06:18:48 PM
500 snotters a day plus expenses, no tax (company payment) and a suite with plastic flowers? And Emma, the Barbara Windsor of Scunny? Of course!!
eeek: eeek:.......well done......
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 06:46:14 PM
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 06:58:54 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 07:00:26 PM
AN email floods in. Meeting that there Guy Martin on Tuesday rubschin:
Who........... rubschin: the racing driver......???
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 07:02:20 PM
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 07:22:46 PM
http://www.ched53.co.uk/ (http://www.ched53.co.uk/)
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2015, 07:36:11 PM
Feck moi. One of my team is half time. The rest of the week he does this, lucky bastard evil:
http://www.ched53.co.uk/ (http://www.ched53.co.uk/)
Wot? He looks at porn....? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 07:37:37 PM
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2015, 07:40:33 PM
He is a photographer you utter mong Shocked:
Oh.... redface:
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 07:43:10 PM
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2015, 07:44:47 PM
May ask to go on a photoshoot with him, professionally like angel1
Take your camera like...! eyes:
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 07:47:27 PM
May ask to go on a photoshoot with him, professionally like angel1
Posing ....... sick2:
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 07:53:35 PM
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2015, 07:55:58 PM
To help out, like...........
Pervert.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 07:59:18 PM
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2015, 05:42:25 PM
Cyprus sound shitty noooo:
Madeira?
Canaries?
Egypt? scared2:
Any ideas?
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2015, 05:44:26 PM
I am scheduled to leave Scunny for good ( sad24: sad24:) on Wednesday. They might want me for longer. I think they will. But IF they don't then I am in urgent need of a warm sunny week away............ rubschin:
Cyprus sound shitty noooo:
Madeira?
Canaries?
Egypt? scared2:
Any ideas?
OI......... cussing: it's Smugtastic now.......BM burnt his bounce yesterday......
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2015, 05:45:53 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2015, 05:48:51 PM
Weather and temperature reports please. Barman is a wuss and could burn his head with a pizza ::)
In real terms ...shorts and T-shirt daytime......light jumper evening.......
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2015, 05:51:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2015, 05:53:48 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: Is it bikini weather?? rubschin: Flight from here only £140 return rubschin:
There are on the beach........
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2015, 05:55:59 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: Is it bikini weather?? rubschin: Flight from here only £140 return rubschin:
There are on the beach........
You could bring Pastis........ Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2015, 05:57:55 PM
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2015, 05:42:37 PM
They may call me on Friday to ask me back, but my agency chappy tells me I am deffo here till the end of Feb (at least) rubschin:
We shall see. Met one of the Nursery Nurses today eyes: eyes: eyes: Amazing knockers eeek: And a pony tail cloud9:
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2015, 06:25:44 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2015, 06:29:48 PM
Lunch with Guy Martin tomorrow (on expenses cloud9:) What can possibly go wrong?
Who...... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2015, 06:32:18 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2015, 08:18:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-Lo-uWkb0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-Lo-uWkb0)
Tell him Darwin enjoyed his Spitfire program at the weekend and he is forgiven for being Northern. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2015, 08:32:10 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2015, 11:23:55 PM
I will take him a turnip for you :thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 04:41:47 PM
Interviews for my replacement today were cancelled and I have been asked to stay on till Easter Shocked:
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 04:44:39 PM
Guy Martin was rather good fun and less of an egotistical twat then I had expected. Lunch (expenses) was pricey cloud9: cloud9:
Interviews for my replacement today were cancelled and I have been asked to stay on till Easter Shocked:
Top man! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 04:45:41 PM
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 04:46:54 PM
I worked out today that pro rata I am being paid more than the Principal eeek:
Lend us an €5! Thumbs:
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 27, 2015, 04:47:34 PM
Guy Martin was rather good fun and less of an egotistical twat then I had expected. Lunch (expenses) was pricey cloud9: cloud9:
So he is a bit of an egotistical twat then?
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 04:56:13 PM
Guy Martin was rather good fun and less of an egotistical twat then I had expected. Lunch (expenses) was pricey cloud9: cloud9:
Interviews for my replacement today were cancelled and I have been asked to stay on till Easter Shocked:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 05:09:12 PM
Guy Martin was rather good fun and less of an egotistical twat then I had expected. Lunch (expenses) was pricey cloud9: cloud9:
So he is a bit of an egotistical twat then?
Yes!! Not helped by waitresses and other wimmin throwing their boobs at him, so to speak. He took a few phone numbers noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 05:11:29 PM
Guy Martin was rather good fun and less of an egotistical twat then I had expected. Lunch (expenses) was pricey cloud9: cloud9:
So he is a bit of an egotistical twat then?
Yes!! Not helped by waitresses and other wimmin throwing their boobs at him, so to speak. He took a few phone numbers noooo:
I think Uncle was referring to you........... rubschin:
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 27, 2015, 05:16:48 PM
I think Uncle was referring to you........... rubschin:
I think not.
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 05:20:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 05:20:31 PM
I think Uncle was referring to you........... rubschin:
I think not.
oops...... redface:
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 05:30:03 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:Guy Martin was rather good fun and less of an egotistical twat then I had expected. Lunch (expenses) was pricey cloud9: cloud9:
Interviews for my replacement today were cancelled and I have been asked to stay on till Easter Shocked:
Top man! :thumbsup:
I worked out today that pro rata I am being paid more than the Principal eeek::thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 05:34:38 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 05:36:23 PM
Gonna need a sunny break in Feb. Booked today for a week in Malta cloud9:
sad24:
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 05:38:06 PM
Gonna need a sunny break in Feb. Booked today for a week in Malta cloud9:Weird place, Gozo is good
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 05:40:19 PM
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 05:42:36 PM
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 06:29:12 PM
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 06:54:38 PM
Gonna need a sunny break in Feb. Booked today for a week in Malta cloud9:
It'll be fecking freezing and wet like here I should think...... noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 06:58:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 06:59:37 PM
evil:
Should have come here.......the fishing shack has a new heater......... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2015, 07:01:07 PM
Quote
Weather lowdown
February is usually the second coldest month of the year in Malta, although the weather conditions and temperatures are normally almost identical to those in January. During this month, the average temperature for the island rises from 12°C at the start of the month up to 13°C by the end of the month. Daily highs increase from 15°C to 16°C and daily lows also rise from 9°C to 10°C.
Since 1987, the highest maximum temperature which has ever been recorded in Malta in February is 24.1°C which was registered in 2010. The lowest minimum temperature which has ever been recorded on the island during this month is 2.6°C, which was registered in 1999.
The average sea temperature for Malta in February is 16°C, which is considered to be far too cold for swimming by most people. If you really want to go for a dip during your holiday, you should stick to heated and indoor swimming pools.
In February, Malta receives an average of 62mm of rainfall, divided across 13 days. With rain falling on around ½ of the month, it’s almost certain that you’ll experience at least some type of precipitation during your holiday. It’s always better to be safe than sorry, so make sure you pack some waterproof clothing or an umbrella. The most likely type of precipitation you’ll get in Malta in February is moderate rain, followed by thunderstorms and then light rain.
The chance of rain occurring at any point during your holiday in Malta in February drops as the month develops. Precipitation is most likely to occur on February 1st, when it falls on 54% of days. On the other hand, precipitation is least likely to happen on February 28th, when it only falls on 46% of days.
Although the rain is quite frequent in Malta in February, the wet spells are usually heavy and over with quite quickly compared to northern and central Europe. On occasion, February can be a very wet month, if low pressure systems track further south than usual. But there is also the odd February which is very dry, thanks to the lows tracking further north than usual.
Since 1985, the highest monthly rainfall ever to occur in Malta in February is 181.3mm, which was recorded in 1996. Fifteen years later in 2011, Malta was subject to 22 rainy days in one month, making it the wettest February in almost three decades. The highest amount of precipitation ever to fall within 24 hours in Malta during this month is 43.7mm, which was recorded in 1987.
Malta enjoys an average of eight hours of sunshine each day in February, a figure which is significantly higher than many other places in northern and central Europe. As February progresses, the length of the day gradually increases. Between February 1st and February 28th, the day lengthens by 58 minutes. The shortest day of the month is February 1st, with ten hours and 25 minutes of daylight and the longest day of the month is February 28th, with 11 hours and 23 minutes of daylight.
The average daily relative humidity for Malta during this month is 76%, which is quite high. This average is made up of highs of 94% (very humid) and lows of 60% (mildly humid). The air is usually at its driest around February 20th, when the relative humidity falls below 67%, whereas the air is normally at its most humid around February 1st, when it rises above 90% three days out of every four.
The average cloud coverage on any given day in Malta in February is 50% - partly cloudy. This figure very gradually drops as the month develops, falling from 51% down to 49%.
During an average February in Malta, typical wind speeds fluctuate between 1 m/s and 8 m/s – light air to moderate breeze. Wind speeds almost never exceed 12 m/s – strong breeze. The highest average wind speed of 5 m/s (gentle breeze) usually happens around February 18th, when the average daily maximum wind speed is 8 m/s. On the other hand, the lowest average wind speed of 5 m/s tends to occur around February 28th, when the average daily maximum wind speed is 8 m/s. Since 1997, the highest wind gust which has ever been recorded in Malta in February is 39 knots which was registered in 2011 and 2012.
Serious weather hazards rarely occur in Malta, but they’re not completely uncommon. Following rare snowfalls on January 31st in 1962, an air frost was widely reported over inland parts of Malta on February 1st in 1962. On this day, the all-time low temperature record of -1.7°C was registered at Ta' Qali airfield. Wet snow was observed briefly across the island during February 1895 but it didn’t settle.
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 07:03:01 PM
QuoteWeather lowdown
February is usually the second coldest month of the year in Malta, although the weather conditions and temperatures are normally almost identical to those in January. During this month, the average temperature for the island rises from 12°C at the start of the month up to 13°C by the end of the month. Daily highs increase from 15°C to 16°C and daily lows also rise from 9°C to 10°C.
Since 1987, the highest maximum temperature which has ever been recorded in Malta in February is 24.1°C which was registered in 2010. The lowest minimum temperature which has ever been recorded on the island during this month is 2.6°C, which was registered in 1999.
The average sea temperature for Malta in February is 16°C, which is considered to be far too cold for swimming by most people. If you really want to go for a dip during your holiday, you should stick to heated and indoor swimming pools.
In February, Malta receives an average of 62mm of rainfall, divided across 13 days. With rain falling on around ½ of the month, it’s almost certain that you’ll experience at least some type of precipitation during your holiday. It’s always better to be safe than sorry, so make sure you pack some waterproof clothing or an umbrella. The most likely type of precipitation you’ll get in Malta in February is moderate rain, followed by thunderstorms and then light rain.
The chance of rain occurring at any point during your holiday in Malta in February drops as the month develops. Precipitation is most likely to occur on February 1st, when it falls on 54% of days. On the other hand, precipitation is least likely to happen on February 28th, when it only falls on 46% of days.
Although the rain is quite frequent in Malta in February, the wet spells are usually heavy and over with quite quickly compared to northern and central Europe. On occasion, February can be a very wet month, if low pressure systems track further south than usual. But there is also the odd February which is very dry, thanks to the lows tracking further north than usual.
Since 1985, the highest monthly rainfall ever to occur in Malta in February is 181.3mm, which was recorded in 1996. Fifteen years later in 2011, Malta was subject to 22 rainy days in one month, making it the wettest February in almost three decades. The highest amount of precipitation ever to fall within 24 hours in Malta during this month is 43.7mm, which was recorded in 1987.
Malta enjoys an average of eight hours of sunshine each day in February, a figure which is significantly higher than many other places in northern and central Europe. As February progresses, the length of the day gradually increases. Between February 1st and February 28th, the day lengthens by 58 minutes. The shortest day of the month is February 1st, with ten hours and 25 minutes of daylight and the longest day of the month is February 28th, with 11 hours and 23 minutes of daylight.
The average daily relative humidity for Malta during this month is 76%, which is quite high. This average is made up of highs of 94% (very humid) and lows of 60% (mildly humid). The air is usually at its driest around February 20th, when the relative humidity falls below 67%, whereas the air is normally at its most humid around February 1st, when it rises above 90% three days out of every four.
The average cloud coverage on any given day in Malta in February is 50% - partly cloudy. This figure very gradually drops as the month develops, falling from 51% down to 49%.
During an average February in Malta, typical wind speeds fluctuate between 1 m/s and 8 m/s – light air to moderate breeze. Wind speeds almost never exceed 12 m/s – strong breeze. The highest average wind speed of 5 m/s (gentle breeze) usually happens around February 18th, when the average daily maximum wind speed is 8 m/s. On the other hand, the lowest average wind speed of 5 m/s tends to occur around February 28th, when the average daily maximum wind speed is 8 m/s. Since 1997, the highest wind gust which has ever been recorded in Malta in February is 39 knots which was registered in 2011 and 2012.
Serious weather hazards rarely occur in Malta, but they’re not completely uncommon. Following rare snowfalls on January 31st in 1962, an air frost was widely reported over inland parts of Malta on February 1st in 1962. On this day, the all-time low temperature record of -1.7°C was registered at Ta' Qali airfield. Wet snow was observed briefly across the island during February 1895 but it didn’t settle.
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
BM did say........ whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 07:03:58 PM
QuoteWeather lowdown
February is usually the second coldest month of the year in Malta, although the weather conditions and temperatures are normally almost identical to those in January. During this month, the average temperature for the island rises from 12°C at the start of the month up to 13°C by the end of the month. Daily highs increase from 15°C to 16°C and daily lows also rise from 9°C to 10°C.
Since 1987, the highest maximum temperature which has ever been recorded in Malta in February is 24.1°C which was registered in 2010. The lowest minimum temperature which has ever been recorded on the island during this month is 2.6°C, which was registered in 1999.
The average sea temperature for Malta in February is 16°C, which is considered to be far too cold for swimming by most people. If you really want to go for a dip during your holiday, you should stick to heated and indoor swimming pools.
In February, Malta receives an average of 62mm of rainfall, divided across 13 days. With rain falling on around ½ of the month, it’s almost certain that you’ll experience at least some type of precipitation during your holiday. It’s always better to be safe than sorry, so make sure you pack some waterproof clothing or an umbrella. The most likely type of precipitation you’ll get in Malta in February is moderate rain, followed by thunderstorms and then light rain.
The chance of rain occurring at any point during your holiday in Malta in February drops as the month develops. Precipitation is most likely to occur on February 1st, when it falls on 54% of days. On the other hand, precipitation is least likely to happen on February 28th, when it only falls on 46% of days.
Although the rain is quite frequent in Malta in February, the wet spells are usually heavy and over with quite quickly compared to northern and central Europe. On occasion, February can be a very wet month, if low pressure systems track further south than usual. But there is also the odd February which is very dry, thanks to the lows tracking further north than usual.
Since 1985, the highest monthly rainfall ever to occur in Malta in February is 181.3mm, which was recorded in 1996. Fifteen years later in 2011, Malta was subject to 22 rainy days in one month, making it the wettest February in almost three decades. The highest amount of precipitation ever to fall within 24 hours in Malta during this month is 43.7mm, which was recorded in 1987.
Malta enjoys an average of eight hours of sunshine each day in February, a figure which is significantly higher than many other places in northern and central Europe. As February progresses, the length of the day gradually increases. Between February 1st and February 28th, the day lengthens by 58 minutes. The shortest day of the month is February 1st, with ten hours and 25 minutes of daylight and the longest day of the month is February 28th, with 11 hours and 23 minutes of daylight.
The average daily relative humidity for Malta during this month is 76%, which is quite high. This average is made up of highs of 94% (very humid) and lows of 60% (mildly humid). The air is usually at its driest around February 20th, when the relative humidity falls below 67%, whereas the air is normally at its most humid around February 1st, when it rises above 90% three days out of every four.
The average cloud coverage on any given day in Malta in February is 50% - partly cloudy. This figure very gradually drops as the month develops, falling from 51% down to 49%.
During an average February in Malta, typical wind speeds fluctuate between 1 m/s and 8 m/s – light air to moderate breeze. Wind speeds almost never exceed 12 m/s – strong breeze. The highest average wind speed of 5 m/s (gentle breeze) usually happens around February 18th, when the average daily maximum wind speed is 8 m/s. On the other hand, the lowest average wind speed of 5 m/s tends to occur around February 28th, when the average daily maximum wind speed is 8 m/s. Since 1997, the highest wind gust which has ever been recorded in Malta in February is 39 knots which was registered in 2011 and 2012.
Serious weather hazards rarely occur in Malta, but they’re not completely uncommon. Following rare snowfalls on January 31st in 1962, an air frost was widely reported over inland parts of Malta on February 1st in 1962. On this day, the all-time low temperature record of -1.7°C was registered at Ta' Qali airfield. Wet snow was observed briefly across the island during February 1895 but it didn’t settle.
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
BM did say........ whistle:
angel1
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 09:24:55 PM
::) ::) Cheapo flight from Madchester::) ::) ::)
Are you going to drive when you get there?
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 27, 2015, 09:31:27 PM
::) ::) Cheapo flight from Madchester::) ::) ::)
Are you going to drive when you get there?
Probably best not to:
One wreck, one mean machine, and patchy Tarmac: a typical sight on Malta's roads (http://www.maltainsideout.com/2475/indicate-please-tips-for-safe-driving-in-malta/)
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 09:39:08 PM
::) ::) Cheapo flight from Madchester::) ::) ::)
Are you going to drive when you get there?
Probably best not to:
One wreck, one mean machine, and patchy Tarmac: a typical sight on Malta's roads (http://www.maltainsideout.com/2475/indicate-please-tips-for-safe-driving-in-malta/)
lol:
It may have improved in the last 6 years but when we went there you could not get a Sat nav map for it (you can now) and we discovered their road signs are very helpfully (not) dirty and have blue writing on a blue background.
Over 2 hours to find our hotel which was all of about 5 miles from the airport.
IMHO Malta+Gozo is OK for a long weekend but a week is too long even with the excellent Vampire at their air museum.
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2015, 10:23:06 PM
::) ::) Cheapo flight from Madchester::) ::) ::)
Are you going to drive when you get there?
Probably best not to:
One wreck, one mean machine, and patchy Tarmac: a typical sight on Malta's roads (http://www.maltainsideout.com/2475/indicate-please-tips-for-safe-driving-in-malta/)
Public transport is much safer (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/bendy-buses-sent-from-london-to-malta-taken-off-their-roads-after-three-burst-into-flames-8788929.html)
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 10:24:40 PM
::) ::) Cheapo flight from Madchester::) ::) ::)
Are you going to drive when you get there?
Probably best not to:
One wreck, one mean machine, and patchy Tarmac: a typical sight on Malta's roads (http://www.maltainsideout.com/2475/indicate-please-tips-for-safe-driving-in-malta/)
Public transport is much safer (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/bendy-buses-sent-from-london-to-malta-taken-off-their-roads-after-three-burst-into-flames-8788929.html)
eeek:
Post by: Steve on January 27, 2015, 10:50:29 PM
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2015, 05:14:15 AM
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2015, 07:52:22 PM
Post by: boogs on January 28, 2015, 07:54:02 PM
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2015, 07:58:05 PM
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2015, 09:03:07 PM
http://whatson.com.mt/en/events/events/7479/carnival-in-malta-andamp-gozo.htm (http://whatson.com.mt/en/events/events/7479/carnival-in-malta-andamp-gozo.htm)
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2015, 09:04:48 PM
Dolores in Scunny tells me I arrive in Malta on Shrove Tuesday which means Carnival night rubschin:
http://whatson.com.mt/en/events/events/7479/carnival-in-malta-andamp-gozo.htm (http://whatson.com.mt/en/events/events/7479/carnival-in-malta-andamp-gozo.htm)
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2015, 09:08:55 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs:Dolores in Scunny tells me I arrive in Malta on Shrove Tuesday which means Carnival night rubschin:
http://whatson.com.mt/en/events/events/7479/carnival-in-malta-andamp-gozo.htm (http://whatson.com.mt/en/events/events/7479/carnival-in-malta-andamp-gozo.htm)
Thumbs:
quite jealous really
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2015, 05:23:15 PM
Following my presentation to the "Equality and Diversity Committee" last week (rabbits in headlights) I went to see Bob. Bob is in charge of E&D.
I wondered how it had gone down with them. He was evasive rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
He then sang me a song he had composed about lesbians. It was long. Too long. And in French. He accompanied himself on the guitar.
I applauded politely and left.
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2015, 05:58:26 PM
New chef tonight :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Food may be edible after last night's vomitfest evil:
Following my presentation to the "Equality and Diversity Committee" last week (rabbits in headlights) I went to see Bob. Bob is in charge of E&D.
I wondered how it had gone down with them. He was evasive rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
He then sang me a song he had composed about lesbians. It was long. Too long. And in French. He accompanied himself on the guitar.
I applauded politely and left.
noooo:
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2015, 09:36:58 PM
New chef tonight :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Food may be edible after last night's vomitfest evil:
Following my presentation to the "Equality and Diversity Committee" last week (rabbits in headlights) I went to see Bob. Bob is in charge of E&D.
I wondered how it had gone down with them. He was evasive rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
He then sang me a song he had composed about lesbians. It was long. Too long. And in French. He accompanied himself on the guitar.
I applauded politely and left.
At least you can earn munny dealing with that sort of shite. Thumbs:
Paying taxes to fund such idiots is why I became a Smugger.
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2015, 08:22:27 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2015, 08:24:40 PM
The hotel is full of Italians and Rumanians. Laura eyes: eyes: eyes: is their interpreter. SHe is on duty from 6.30 a.m. until 10.00 p.m. SHe looks knackered. I bought her a glass of wine. SHe is suddenly my beshtest frend eeek:
You took toffees again........ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2015, 08:27:55 PM
*Tipsy please note
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2015, 06:03:06 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F7s4rqul5d%2Femma.jpg&hash=029d41600029661011704f51f63ed3209e8786a8) (http://postimg.org/image/7s4rqul5d/)
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 06:05:07 PM
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2015, 06:06:16 PM
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2015, 06:57:09 PM
Emma this morning with a couple of visitors. SHe had high heels on eeek: eeek::thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs8.postimg.org%2F7s4rqul5d%2Femma.jpg&hash=029d41600029661011704f51f63ed3209e8786a8) (http://postimg.org/image/7s4rqul5d/)
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 05, 2015, 07:10:39 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 07:11:44 PM
Is she Happy?
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2015, 07:25:45 PM
Is she Happy?
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 07:42:10 PM
Is she Happy?
Her expression strikes me less "I'm happy" and more "I'm not going to show it but you are going to pay for this later".... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2015, 07:42:50 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 07:46:57 PM
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2015, 07:49:13 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 07:53:26 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 07:54:51 PM
We could swap tales of your exploits... eveilgrin:
Do we have the bandwidth.......... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 07:55:24 PM
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2015, 06:43:08 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fo572dtihl%2Fjames.jpg&hash=481b31ed65f02262dba7d06d612c2b23a8fc3df4) (http://postimg.org/image/o572dtihl/)
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2015, 06:45:40 PM
James is my apprentice. He seems to be coming along nicely angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fo572dtihl%2Fjames.jpg&hash=481b31ed65f02262dba7d06d612c2b23a8fc3df4) (http://postimg.org/image/o572dtihl/)
That sounds like grooming..... eeek: noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2015, 06:46:25 PM
James is my apprentice. He seems to be coming along nicely angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fo572dtihl%2Fjames.jpg&hash=481b31ed65f02262dba7d06d612c2b23a8fc3df4) (http://postimg.org/image/o572dtihl/)
The saucer heads apprentice....? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2015, 06:46:57 PM
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2015, 06:48:07 PM
He is learning from a master angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fajkhz7x5z%2Fblindkungfumasteryq8.jpg&hash=dcd4c88668d91b7933db9d58bb77040a36cfa935) (http://postimg.org/image/ajkhz7x5z/)
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2015, 07:41:03 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2015, 10:25:54 AM
The lesbians have convened a meeting with me on the 25th scared2: scared2:
Did you mean 'covened'?
Get out your full cricket kit. scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2015, 05:17:56 PM
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2015, 05:31:40 PM
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2015, 07:50:55 PM
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2015, 07:53:01 PM
Just got back after long and difficult day. Emma's brother killed himself this morning. We got the call at 10.00. The rest was badder
happy100
Post by: Misty on February 25, 2015, 07:59:41 PM
Just got back after long and difficult day. Emma's brother killed himself this morning. We got the call at 10.00. The rest was badder
Oh dear. sorry luv. noooo:
Post by: boogs on February 25, 2015, 08:01:42 PM
Just got back after long and difficult day. Emma's brother killed himself this morning. We got the call at 10.00. The rest was badder
happy100 Bloody hell noooo: noooo:
Large drink in order rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2015, 08:46:18 PM
Just got back after long and difficult day. Emma's brother killed himself this morning. We got the call at 10.00. The rest was badder
Sorry to hear.....
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2015, 09:13:42 PM
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2015, 09:19:35 PM
Oh and I got asked if I can stay on till the summer NickSick
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2015, 09:32:12 PM
Hugging and practicalities (plod mainly) followed by big happy smiley Open Evening for new students. Emma off indefinitely so trying to figure out all her PA.finance system admin stuff.........
Oh and I got asked if I can stay on till the summer NickSick
Room service booze...
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2015, 09:34:27 PM
Hugging and practicalities (plod mainly) followed by big happy smiley Open Evening for new students. Emma off indefinitely so trying to figure out all her PA.finance system admin stuff.........
Oh and I got asked if I can stay on till the summer NickSick
Room service booze...
No 'Back door Jack' required in this situation. noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2015, 10:32:55 PM
Just got back after long and difficult day. Emma's brother killed himself this morning. We got the call at 10.00. The rest was baddereeek: eeek:
Good grief!
Poor girl. noooo:
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2015, 09:00:53 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fc5qhftslx%2FIMG_5876.jpg&hash=2f31f63c6e85b5764246c92e64a973012925e244) (http://postimg.org/image/c5qhftslx/)
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2 of my colleagues
They will feature in some forthcoming press ads under the strapline "North Lindsey College: not just pretty faces" angel1
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2015, 09:18:43 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fc5qhftslx%2FIMG_5876.jpg&hash=2f31f63c6e85b5764246c92e64a973012925e244) (http://postimg.org/image/c5qhftslx/)
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2 of my colleagues
They will feature in some forthcoming press ads under the strapline "North Lindsey College: not even pretty faces" angel1
whistle:
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2015, 09:24:51 AM
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2015, 06:48:10 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2015, 06:50:52 PM
Just had to book three nights in the sodding Travelodge Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Why....... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2015, 06:54:56 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2015, 06:57:30 PM
Cos my regular gaff is full you mong Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
Don;t you have a regular booking type thing..... rubschin:
or they just had enough of you....... whistle:
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2015, 06:58:59 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2015, 08:30:35 PM
Much sympathy Nick, with luck it'll burn down beforehand
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2015, 09:01:21 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2015, 09:10:52 PM
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2015, 06:27:15 PM
Hello Boss
Can you tell us what you are doing till May or June?
I am leaving next week
Oh
10 mins later
Can you stay on till April or May?
ON the current preposterously generous fee and expenses?
Um, yes please
cloud9:
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2015, 06:37:52 PM
Hello Mr Nick:thumbsup:
Hello Boss
Can you tell us what you are doing till May or June?
I am leaving next week
Oh
10 mins later
Can you stay on till April or May?
ON the current preposterously generous fee and expenses?
Um, yes please
cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2015, 06:47:28 PM
Hello Mr Nick
Hello Boss
Can you tell us what you are doing till May or June?
I am leaving next week
Oh
10 mins later
Can you stay on till April or May?
ON the current preposterously generous fee and expenses?
Um, yes please
cloud9:
But wot about my twiglets........ evil:
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2015, 06:47:40 PM
Hello Mr Nick
Hello Boss
Can you tell us what you are doing till May or June?
I am leaving next week
Oh
10 mins later
Can you stay on till April or May?
ON the current preposterously generous fee and expenses?
Um, yes please
cloud9:
Borrow us a fiver like. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2015, 06:54:28 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2015, 06:57:36 PM
Booking a week in that there MaJorca for the end of next week, like cloud9:
cussing:
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2015, 08:18:07 PM
Booking a week in that there MaJorca for the end of next week, like cloud9:They like Twiglets there do they?
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2015, 05:53:04 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2015, 06:14:41 PM
After today's events, and recent others. I am seriously considering resigning from this place with immediate effect. My boss is calling me shortly to persuade me not to. evil:
Better than Shirley...... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2015, 06:58:28 PM
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2015, 07:04:19 PM
::) ::) I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy eveilgrin:Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2015, 07:07:57 PM
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2015, 08:23:48 PM
We have an over promoted short fat bald bully on our hands. The man is a dangerous twat. We are developing a pincer movement eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Popcorn: Popcorn:
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2015, 11:47:46 PM
We have an over promoted short fat bald bully on our hands. The man is a dangerous twat. We are developing a pincer movement eveilgrin: eveilgrin::thumbsup:
Dilbert cartoons 'accidentally' left lying around may help make him feel unloved and unwanted
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More here: http://dilbert.com/search_results?terms=The%20Boss (http://dilbert.com/search_results?terms=The%20Boss)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 25, 2015, 08:42:53 AM
::) ::) I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy eveilgrin:
The Judean People's Front?
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2015, 08:59:04 AM
::) ::) I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy eveilgrin:
The Judean People's Front?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2015, 09:42:43 AM
::) ::) I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy eveilgrin:
The Judean People's Front?
You silly sod! lol:
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2015, 09:46:11 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:::) ::) I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy eveilgrin:
The Judean People's Front?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2015, 10:51:51 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:::) ::) I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy eveilgrin:
The Judean People's Front?
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2015, 11:57:52 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:::) ::) I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy eveilgrin:
The Judean People's Front?
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Romani ite domum
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2015, 12:23:38 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:::) ::) I let him talk me out of it but we agreed to join forces against a common enemy eveilgrin:
The Judean People's Front?
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Romani ite domum
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2015, 07:50:09 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 05:53:10 PM
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2015, 06:25:56 PM
New member of staff Monday. Emma is jealous. "she is young and pretty" eyes: eyes: eyes:
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2015, 05:04:04 PM
I hope she comes back tomorrow scared2: scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2015, 05:42:38 PM
Hannah has landed. She previously worked for a small firm of accountants so the transition seems a bit daunting to her. I politely took her on a tour of the site today and showed her some of the facilities. Well, that was the plan. It was interrupted when we were attacked by a hungry ferret which had escaped from the Animal Care menagerie ::) I sent her for a plastic box while I wrestled with it. We got it into the box in the end but were both sweaty and covered in dust. I got bitten.
I hope she comes back tomorrow scared2: scared2:
A sweaty box ...nothing worse...... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on April 13, 2015, 06:46:10 PM
Hannah has landed. She previously worked for a small firm of accountants so the transition seems a bit daunting to her. I politely took her on a tour of the site today and showed her some of the facilities. Well, that was the plan. It was interrupted when we were attacked by a hungry ferret which had escaped from the Animal Care menagerie ::) I sent her for a plastic box while I wrestled with it. We got it into the box in the end but were both sweaty and covered in dust. I got bitten.
I hope she comes back tomorrow scared2: scared2:
A sweaty box ...nothing worse...... noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2015, 08:48:41 PM
Hannah has landed. She previously worked for a small firm of accountants so the transition seems a bit daunting to her. I politely took her on a tour of the site today and showed her some of the facilities. Well, that was the plan. It was interrupted when we were attacked by a hungry ferret which had escaped from the Animal Care menagerie ::) I sent her for a plastic box while I wrestled with it. We got it into the box in the end but were both sweaty and covered in dust. I got bitten.
I hope she comes back tomorrow scared2: scared2:
After your rabies/tetanus shot?
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2015, 05:05:20 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 05:28:00 PM
I am detecting teeny indications that my contract here will prolly end this month. Good innings but will be sad to leave sad24: sad24: sad24:
A holiday.... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2015, 05:35:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 05:36:08 PM
Invite to Loire Valley :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Miss Italy may come too rubschin:
Prison talk..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2015, 05:37:00 PM
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2015, 05:41:13 PM
I am detecting teeny indications that my contract here will prolly end this month. Good innings but will be sad to leave sad24: sad24: sad24:Bit sad, you have transformed our image of Scunthorpe
(well nearly)
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2015, 05:44:48 PM
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2015, 05:51:58 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 05:53:25 PM
Hold that:local hero just died.Coverage on local telly. He had a collection of 1800 garden gnomes, dressed as one and drove a Gnomemobile noooo: noooo:
Gnomemobile........ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2015, 05:55:29 PM
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2015, 06:38:33 PM
TMR will be jealous you say? rubschin: rubschin:
lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2015, 02:12:13 PM
Looks like the theme of the week is death :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2015, 02:13:20 PM
Packing for last week in Scunny sad24: Got an "exit interview" with HR on Tuesday eveilgrin: and some cold revenge on a couple of enemies who deserve nothing better than crucifixion eveilgrin: and then a "Funeral Buffet" rubschin: rubschin:
Looks like the theme of the week is death :thumbsup:
Then wot... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2015, 02:15:09 PM
I confidently expect that they will want me back, but in the meantime there is a contract at Nottingham University, if I want it rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2015, 02:17:36 PM
Home and Loire Valley :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
I confidently expect that they will want me back, but in the meantime there is a contract at Nottingham University, if I want it rubschin:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2015, 08:48:46 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:Home and Loire Valley :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
I confidently expect that they will want me back, but in the meantime there is a contract at Nottingham University, if I want it rubschin:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2015, 04:44:48 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 04:49:43 PM
Nick is quiet....... rubschin:
The calm before the calamity..... scared2:
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2015, 05:09:45 AM
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2015, 05:16:18 AM
Last day at werk sad24: I sense that "preparations" have been made scared2: scared2:
Not here.... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2015, 07:22:24 AM
Last day at werk sad24: I sense that "preparations" have been made scared2: scared2:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fr6cv6ynqv%2Fwickerman1.jpg&hash=baf18a9ffcd7fc701a1d53ab213019a60e35df25) (http://postimg.org/image/r6cv6ynqv/)
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2015, 12:07:27 PM
Last day at werk sad24: I sense that "preparations" have been made scared2: scared2:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fr6cv6ynqv%2Fwickerman1.jpg&hash=baf18a9ffcd7fc701a1d53ab213019a60e35df25) (http://postimg.org/image/r6cv6ynqv/)
;D
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 04:31:13 PM
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2015, 08:08:54 PM
I think I will be back there soon rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 08:12:12 PM
Just got home NickSick Took the team our for the Funeral Buffet and got lots of cards, wine cloud9:, presents and hugs sad24: sad24:
I think I will be back there soon rubschin:
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2015, 08:32:22 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs:Just got home NickSick Took the team our for the Funeral Buffet and got lots of cards, wine cloud9:, presents and hugs sad24: sad24:
I think I will be back there soon rubschin:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2015, 08:41:02 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 08:41:44 PM
Now I have to take certain matters in hand here eyes:
eeek:
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2015, 08:42:17 PM
Now I have to take certain matters in hand here eyes:
Mrs. Palm...? eyes:
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2015, 08:44:40 PM
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2015, 01:32:47 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2015, 01:33:49 PM
Due to an IT oversight I still have access to my college e mail account eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2015, 01:36:20 PM
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2015, 01:04:13 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2015, 01:17:27 PM
If Tata Steel starts laying folks off then they are fvcked noooo: noooo: sad24:They are already.
A change from 90% to 95% unemployed is hardly going to alter anything much. noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2015, 01:18:27 PM
I have an affection for the place, oddly
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2015, 01:23:40 PM
Spank2:
I have an affection for the place, oddly
I am sure the poor, unemployable Northerners are grateful for your noble sympathy and Dickensian wishes that their lot was different.
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2015, 01:24:50 PM
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2015, 01:51:26 PM
If Tata Steel starts laying folks off then they are fvcked noooo: noooo: sad24:I think the word is 'when' not 'if'