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Title: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 05:21:18 PM
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 05:25:53 PM
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

 point:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 05:26:14 PM
Get Foggy to kiss it better  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 05:26:55 PM
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

 point:

It hurts....... evil:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 05:55:30 PM
I also sat on my e-ciggie it looks like a banana........ noooo:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 06:14:58 PM
Chuck it out. I am back on the Marlboro  cloud9:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 06:37:37 PM
Nurse Miss T thinks it's broken......... rubschin:  the toe...... ::)
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 06:42:36 PM
Has she got an uniform?  Shocked:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 06:54:47 PM
Has she got an uniform?  Shocked:

A Baldy special........... eyes:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 07:02:01 PM
PVC is a bit sweaty in my experience  whistle:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: boogs on December 07, 2014, 07:18:59 PM
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

 happy100
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2014, 07:23:58 PM
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

Oh woes, and just when Arsenal need a new player you'll miss the opportunity.


Just out of interest how is the peasant?

Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: boogs on December 07, 2014, 07:24:12 PM
PVC is a bit sweaty in my experience  whistle:

That is a picture I can do without after dinner noooo:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 07:34:25 PM
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

I put my shoe on yesterday and it had something in it, under my instep like....

As I walked along it moved around!  eeek:

Took my shoe off and shook out a mahoosive millipede!  Shocked:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 07:38:39 PM
Is it OK?
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 07:39:12 PM
Is it OK?

 noooo:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: boogs on December 07, 2014, 07:41:04 PM
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

I put my shoe on yesterday and it had something in it, under my instep like....

As I walked along it moved around!  eeek:

Took my shoe off and shook out a mahoosive millipede!  Shocked:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 07:44:08 PM
I meant the milliipede ::)
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 07:47:06 PM
I meant the milliipede ::)

Dead....  noooo:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 07:50:15 PM
My poor thread........ sad24:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2014, 10:43:39 PM
Had a few drinks on Friday night after(during  redface:) work........woke up on Saturday morning must have bashed my big toe.....still can't get a shoe on and it is going an interesting colour....... eeek:

Well the brain damage doesn't seem to have affected your ability to type  rubschin:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2014, 02:38:25 PM
Got shoes on today........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2014, 02:56:05 PM
Got shoes on today........ Thumbs:

Good man!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2014, 03:23:55 PM
Got shoes on today........ Thumbs:

Good man!  Thumbs:

It still hurts......... sad24:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 08, 2014, 04:02:59 PM
Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2014, 04:04:25 PM
Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:

 eeek:             noooo: 
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2014, 04:14:49 PM
Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:

Beat me to it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2014, 04:15:59 PM
Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:

Beat me to it.  :thumbsup:

I am not BM......... evil:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2014, 04:19:29 PM
Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:

Beat me to it.  :thumbsup:

I am not BM......... evil:

Well, if the cap shoe fits . . . .
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2014, 05:12:49 PM

Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:

 eeek:             noooo:
noooo: noooo:

People who do that should be shot
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2014, 05:17:34 PM

Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:

 eeek:             noooo:
noooo: noooo:

People who do that should be shot


BM would miss........ noooo:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2014, 06:27:46 PM

Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:

 eeek:             noooo:
noooo: noooo:

People who do that should be shot


BM would miss........ noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 08, 2014, 06:38:00 PM

Wear sandals with socks then  :thumbsup:

 eeek:             noooo:
noooo: noooo:

People who do that should be shot


BM would miss........ noooo:

BM picked up a blunderbuss at the weekend so he may be able to hit something now.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv211%2Frenegadecow%2Fblunderbuss2.jpg&hash=adcaa79f674221732d26a6386874e61d577da901)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: I've done a BM....
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2014, 07:44:15 PM
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