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Title: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2014, 04:09:24 PM
All nice and ready, like  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2014, 04:13:49 PM
All our friends were at the beach today.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2014, 04:17:21 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2014, 04:20:38 PM
I didn't go.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2014, 05:51:28 PM
Good job I left the car in the road and not in the slopey car park  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2014, 05:56:01 PM
Good job I left the car in the road and not in the slopey car park  noooo: noooo:

Call JOM....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2014, 05:57:01 PM
He will be out with his didder and mahoosive salt cellar noooo:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2014, 06:00:14 PM
http://uksnowmap.com/ (http://uksnowmap.com/)
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: boogs on December 26, 2014, 07:24:29 PM
We have about 1/2 inch  ::)
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2014, 07:26:12 PM
 shutup: shutup:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: boogs on December 26, 2014, 07:29:58 PM
shutup: shutup:


 ::) Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2014, 07:32:24 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2014, 09:17:56 PM
I am snowed in scared2:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: boogs on December 26, 2014, 09:20:10 PM
I am snowed in scared2:

You have snow not snowed in  noooo: noooo: ::)
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2014, 12:41:56 PM
I am snowed in scared2:

You have snow not snowed in  noooo: noooo: ::)

Bet he made it to the pub........ ::)
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: boogs on December 27, 2014, 12:46:04 PM
I am snowed in scared2:

You have snow not snowed in  noooo: noooo: ::)

Bet he made it to the pub........ ::)

Zackly.............. ;D
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2014, 01:03:56 PM
We have some bags of instant just add water decorative snow (that we couldn't be arsed to use) - does that count?
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: boogs on December 27, 2014, 01:25:04 PM
We have some bags of instant just add water decorative snow (that we couldn't be arsed to use) - does that count?

No sorry  noooo: I'll send you some real stuff  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2014, 01:27:24 PM
We have some bags of instant just add water decorative snow (that we couldn't be arsed to use) - does that count?

No sorry  noooo: I'll send you some real stuff  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

by Gritty-Link?
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: boogs on December 27, 2014, 01:29:23 PM
We have some bags of instant just add water decorative snow (that we couldn't be arsed to use) - does that count?

No sorry  noooo: I'll send you some real stuff  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

by Gritty-Link?

 Thumbs: lol:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 27, 2014, 07:22:37 PM
We have some bags of instant just add water decorative snow (that we couldn't be arsed to use) - does that count?

No sorry  noooo: I'll send you some real stuff  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

by Gritty-Link?

No good - they've gone tits up . . .
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 27, 2014, 10:26:04 PM
We have some bags of instant just add water decorative snow (that we couldn't be arsed to use) - does that count?

No sorry  noooo: I'll send you some real stuff  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

by Gritty-Link?

No good - they've gone tits up . . .

Slipped on the ice I assume?
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: boogs on December 28, 2014, 10:18:17 AM
We have some bags of instant just add water decorative snow (that we couldn't be arsed to use) - does that count?

No sorry  noooo: I'll send you some real stuff  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

by Gritty-Link?

No good - they've gone tits up . . .

Slipped on the ice I assume?

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2014, 10:24:08 AM
I see the French are having dreadful weather  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Just One More on December 31, 2014, 05:53:59 PM
I am snowed in scared2:

You have snow not snowed in  noooo: noooo: ::)

Bet he made it to the pub........ ::)

I was at the pub hoping to be snowed in... and failed  cry:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2Fo3igctms9%2FDSCN1609.jpg&hash=bdd7046d9aa52e2682f8395b1611272f7f531d25) (http://postimg.org/image/o3igctms9/)
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: boogs on December 31, 2014, 08:00:21 PM
I am snowed in scared2:

You have snow not snowed in  noooo: noooo: ::)

Bet he made it to the pub........ ::)

I was at the pub hoping to be snowed in... and failed  cry:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2Fo3igctms9%2FDSCN1609.jpg&hash=bdd7046d9aa52e2682f8395b1611272f7f531d25) (http://postimg.org/image/o3igctms9/)

 happy100  Better luck next time JOM .   You need to come further north Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2015, 08:48:37 AM
I may soon be snowed in  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2015, 10:08:36 AM
Snowed in in Scunthorpe, there must be worse fates



I just can't think of any
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2015, 10:10:41 AM
Why , oh why , oh why do they bother having reporters standing in the middle of somewhere to inform us that it is snowing.

Headline news....it is Winter and it is cold and snowing !!!

Oh FFS  angry041:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2015, 10:12:53 AM
Snowed in in Scunthorpe, there must be worse fates



I just can't think of any

I am in Nottingham  ::)
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2015, 10:21:11 AM
Why , oh why , oh why do they bother having reporters standing in the middle of somewhere to inform us that it is snowing.

Headline news....it is Winter and it is cold and snowing !!!

Oh FFS  angry041:
Quite, makes Cow TV look intelligent
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2015, 10:26:09 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 10:27:29 AM
Snowed in in Scunthorpe, there must be worse fates



I just can't think of any

I am in Nottingham  ::)
whistle:
Snowed in in Nottingham, there must be worse fates



I just can't think of any
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2015, 10:28:56 AM
I have been offered some work in Berkshire  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 10:31:22 AM
I have been offered some work in Berkshire  whistle:

****Sound of pitchfork being sharpened****
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2015, 11:23:13 AM
I have been offered some work in Berkshire  whistle:
will you be the 'Hunt' ?
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 11:28:53 AM
I have been offered some work in Berkshire  whistle:
will you be the 'Hunt' ?
... asked the master of the Quorn.
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2015, 12:14:48 PM
I have been offered some work in Berkshire  whistle:
will you be the 'Hunt' ?
... asked the master of the Quorn.
lol:

Quorn quivers with fear when we put the cooker on
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 31, 2015, 10:54:48 AM
I have been offered some work in Berkshire  whistle:

Seems appropriate . . .      whistle:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2015, 06:19:16 AM
I AM snowed in  eeek:  And a milk float is stuck in the car park exit  facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2015, 06:21:17 AM
I AM snowed in  eeek:  And a milk float is stuck in the car park exit  facepalm: facepalm:

Day off...... Thumbs:  wot are the breakfast chief specials....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2015, 06:49:58 AM
I AM snowed in  eeek:  And a milk float is stuck in the car park exit  facepalm: facepalm:

Day off...... Thumbs:  wot are the breakfast chief specials....... rubschin:

Anything you like off the milk float....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2015, 07:05:05 AM
Jim awaits his orders..............


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fi8he3w405%2F20150203_063141_1.jpg&hash=4ea6e59e384148c7d400181f52c07109c2d9718e) (http://postimg.org/image/i8he3w405/)
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2015, 07:06:47 AM
Jim awaits his orders..............


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fi8he3w405%2F20150203_063141_1.jpg&hash=4ea6e59e384148c7d400181f52c07109c2d9718e) (http://postimg.org/image/i8he3w405/)

Did you fall over...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2015, 07:07:45 AM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2015, 07:27:54 AM
Jim awaits his orders..............


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fi8he3w405%2F20150203_063141_1.jpg&hash=4ea6e59e384148c7d400181f52c07109c2d9718e) (http://postimg.org/image/i8he3w405/)
Earthquake as well as snow?
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2015, 10:35:28 AM
Jim awaits his orders..............


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fi8he3w405%2F20150203_063141_1.jpg&hash=4ea6e59e384148c7d400181f52c07109c2d9718e) (http://postimg.org/image/i8he3w405/)

Did you fall over...... rubschin:
lol:

Maybe Jim did, and then the hotel, and then the world

What other explanation fits?
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 03, 2015, 12:27:13 PM
Jim awaits his orders..............


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fi8he3w405%2F20150203_063141_1.jpg&hash=4ea6e59e384148c7d400181f52c07109c2d9718e) (http://postimg.org/image/i8he3w405/)

Did you fall over...... rubschin:

Whichever way you look at it, it's a bit of a naff photograph . . .
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2015, 04:57:15 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 03, 2015, 09:06:01 PM
Was lots of snow here this morning, quite a lot of it dropped inside my car when I opened the door to get in.   evil:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2015, 09:56:39 PM
Tipsy cloud9: cloud9:  My lickle fluffy teddy. I thought you were dead, like  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2015, 10:21:34 PM
Tipsy cloud9: cloud9:  My lickle fluffy teddy. I thought you were dead, like  sad24:

Snowed in....... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 07:11:30 AM
Was lots of snow here this morning, quite a lot of it dropped inside my car when I opened the door to get in.   evil:

Lazy....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2015, 10:28:35 PM
Was lots of snow here this morning, quite a lot of it dropped inside my car when I opened the door to get in.   evil:

Lazy....  noooo:

No I needed to clear the windows, lights, snow likely to cause further problems, just forgot and opened the door first to start the engine which I needed to warm up.    evil:   Achewelly.   
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2015, 10:29:55 PM
Tipsy cloud9: cloud9:  My lickle fluffy teddy. I thought you were dead, like  sad24:

I am in Swindon.... same thing.   evil:
Title: Re: The all new 2014 "I am snowed in" thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 10:30:53 PM
Tipsy cloud9: cloud9:  My lickle fluffy teddy. I thought you were dead, like  sad24:

I am in Swindon.... same thing.   evil:

 ;D