The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 10, 2015, 04:16:20 PM
-
Me and my pal Nod have agreed that next SUnday we are off to Calais on a booze and cheese run :thumbsup:
We plan to stay overnight (separate rooms ::))
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
-
Who is driving???? Wot car?????
-
I am. In Jim. :thumbsup:
-
scared2:
-
angel1
-
Me and my pal Nod have agreed that next SUnday we are off to Calais on a booze and cheese run :thumbsup:
We plan to stay overnight (separate rooms ::))
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Does he sit on the rear parcel shelf....? rubschin:
-
He is nearly as weeny as TMR. He will sit on the booster seat :thumbsup:
-
Me and my pal Nod have agreed that next SUnday we are off to Calais on a booze and cheese run :thumbsup:
We plan to stay overnight (separate rooms ::))
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Shuttle or Ferry?
-
Ferry :thumbsup:
-
Ferry :thumbsup:
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.guim.co.uk%2Fsys-images%2FGuardian%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2015%2F1%2F8%2F1420709417819%2FStranded-cargo-ship-Hoegh-011.jpg&hash=24120c138282aa0fcfb333eee5db068c8ae50b46)
-
Practice your Allo Allo accent......... Thumbs:
-
Practice your Allo Allo accent......... Thumbs:
http://youtu.be/zGNVU5ZjlgA (http://youtu.be/zGNVU5ZjlgA)
rubschin:
-
My mate Nod wants to bottle out on account of the terrorist stuff ::) I told him he is a big wuss and that they won't attack Calais as they need it there so they can hide in the lorries ::)
-
My mate Nod wants to bottle out on account of the terrorist stuff ::) I told him he is a big wuss and that they won't attack Calais as they need it there so they can hide in the lorries ::)
Je suis Nick.........
I was going post something about that.... redface:
-
Je ne pas Nick! scared2:
-
Je ne suis pas Nick! scared2:
facepalm:
-
We are surrounded by idiots, Mr Darwin , sir whistle: whistle: I had a presentation today from Viking FM ::) WTF is an "audiance" . I told them angel1
-
Je ne suis pas Nick! scared2:
facepalm:
We didn't do foreign at Bog Street Comprehensive.... evil:
-
But everything you say now is Greek to me
-
But everything you say now is Greek to me
It is spelt 'geek' you technological numbskull.... ::)
-
Equally unintelligible ::)
-
My mate Nod turns out to be a wuss and is trying to bottle out of the trip on grounds of fear of being shot by ISIS terrorists noooo: noooo: ::) ::) ::)
-
My mate Nod turns out to be a wuss and is trying to bottle out of the trip on grounds of fear of being shot by ISIS terrorists noooo: noooo: ::) ::) ::)
I'd be more worried about your driving...... noooo:
-
My mate Nod turns out to be a wuss and is trying to bottle out of the trip on grounds of fear of being shot by ISIS terrorists noooo: noooo: ::) ::) ::)
I'd be more worried about your driving...... noooo:
I reckon that is the truth behind it..... Thumbs:
-
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
-
My mate Nod turns out to be a wuss and is trying to bottle out of the trip on grounds of fear of being shot by ISIS terrorists noooo: noooo: ::) ::) ::)
Take Emma
Either that or it's more space for packing cheap beer and wine in
BTW looks like tis going to be a windy crossing - that's why we always go tunnel
-
In a startling development I am now going with Pasties instead eeek: (separate rooms ::))
Meeting the old chap at Dover. What can possibly go wrong??? rubschin:
-
In a startling development I am now going with Pasties instead eeek: (separate rooms ::))
Meeting the old chap at Dover. What can possibly go wrong??? rubschin:
Which pub...... rubschin:
-
The railway station you mong ::)
-
The railway station you mong ::)
Thought you were driving....... rubschin:
-
In a startling development I am now going with Pasties instead eeek: (separate rooms ::))
Meeting the old chap at Dover. What can possibly go wrong??? rubschin:
Should have took Tipsy.....she likes France........
-
The railway station you mong ::)
Thought you were driving....... rubschin:
I AM, I am meeting him at the station in JIM so I don't have to go via LONDON. Got it???????????????
-
In a startling development I am now going with Pasties instead eeek: (separate rooms ::))
Meeting the old chap at Dover. What can possibly go wrong??? rubschin:
Should have took Tipsy.....she likes France........
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
-
In a startling development I am now going with Pasties instead eeek: (separate rooms ::))
Meeting the old chap at Dover. What can possibly go wrong??? rubschin:
Should have took Tipsy.....she likes France........
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Hope Pastis doesn't read this......... noooo:
-
We can fit Tipsy in :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
-
I am not available, I am tied up. angel1
-
I am not available, I am tied up. angel1
eeek:
-
You could be even more tied up with us luvvy eyes: eyes:
-
In a startling development I am now going with Pasties instead eeek: (separate rooms ::))
Meeting the old chap at Dover. What can possibly go wrong??? rubschin:
I expect he will like Delaware.... Thumbs:
-
Poor Pasty ...Such great responsibility noooo:
The Brat has just booked to go to Euro DIsney for a few days in Feb. Some really cheap deals going for some reason lol:
-
Poor Pasty ...Such great responsibility noooo:
The Brat has just booked to go to Euro DIsney for a few days in Feb. Some really cheap deals going for some reason lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.frugal-cafe.com%2Fpublic_html%2Ffrugal-blog%2Ffrugal-cafe-blogzone%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Fmuslim-minnie-mouse.jpg&hash=4d207a33ac505e5ea0f3c202f291dd653f3605ab)
-
Poor Pasty ...Such great responsibility noooo:
The Brat has just booked to go to Euro DIsney for a few days in Feb. Some really cheap deals going for some reason lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.frugal-cafe.com%2Fpublic_html%2Ffrugal-blog%2Ffrugal-cafe-blogzone%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Fmuslim-minnie-mouse.jpg&hash=4d207a33ac505e5ea0f3c202f291dd653f3605ab)
lol: lol: lol:
-
Poor Pasty ...Such great responsibility noooo:
The Brat has just booked to go to Euro DIsney for a few days in Feb. Some really cheap deals going for some reason lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.frugal-cafe.com%2Fpublic_html%2Ffrugal-blog%2Ffrugal-cafe-blogzone%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F08%2Fmuslim-minnie-mouse.jpg&hash=4d207a33ac505e5ea0f3c202f291dd653f3605ab)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
-
Pastis is here......... Thumbs:
-
Indeedy. Allegedly we are crossing on the Rodin ... rubschin:
-
Is that bad? scared2:
-
Is that bad? scared2:
I repeat ... Rodin ... rubschin: ... oh, never mind
-
Is that bad? scared2:
I repeat ... Rodin ... rubschin: ... oh, never mind
Good luck.......... ;D
-
Is that bad? scared2:
I repeat ... Rodin ... rubschin: ... oh, never mind
noooo: Aim lower
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstore.metmuseum.org%2Fcontent%2Febiz%2Fthemetstore%2Finvt%2F80010981%2F80010981_01_l.jpg&hash=72f03e510679a930ea3a1cf63cab2b8de4179c7a)
You're right DS lol:
-
Pasties has just asked me if I know the way to Wissant happy001 happy001 happy001
-
I'll just screengrab the above for posterity, like ;)
-
evil:
-
I'll just screengrab the above for posterity, like ;)
;D Thumbs: we will need your side of the story when (if) you return........
-
Pasties has just asked me if I know the way to Wissant happy001 happy001 happy001
Postcards from Wissen you say... rubschin:
-
I know exactly what I am doing and everyfink cussing: cussing: cussing:
-
I know exactly what I am doing and everyfink cussing: cussing: cussing:
It was those words that would come back to haunt Nick again and again... whistle:
-
Kent
Yellow early warning of rain
From:
0800 on Sun 18 January
To:
0300 on Mon 19 January
Updated 8 hours ago
A slow-moving band of rain will affect the area on Sunday, the rain turning heavy at times, potentially leading to accumulations of more than 20 mm quite widely. There is the risk that the rain could turn to sleet or settling snow, especially over hills.
The public should be aware of the risk of localised flooding.
rubschin:
-
Kent
Yellow early warning of rain
From:
0800 on Sun 18 January
To:
0300 on Mon 19 January
Updated 8 hours ago
A slow-moving band of rain will affect the area on Sunday, the rain turning heavy at times, potentially leading to accumulations of more than 20 mm quite widely. There is the risk that the rain could turn to sleet or settling snow, especially over hills.
The public should be aware of the risk of localised flooding.
rubschin:
Could have saved on the car wash....... noooo:
-
he hasn't seen the forecast for the French side yet:
There will be scattered Syrians, sometimes heavy. Persistent showers of Ethiopians and sub saharans throughout the day.
Motorists are advised to keep windows and doors locked and shut at all times.
-
Plan to run Jim to empty and fill up over there at 83p a litre cloud9:
-
he hasn't seen the forecast for the French side yet:
There will be scattered Syrians, sometimes heavy. Persistent showers of Ethiopians and sub saharans throughout the day.
Motorists are advised to keep windows and doors locked and shut at all times.
;D ;D
-
We may try to pick up some illegal Latvian triplets and hide them in the boot for later, like angel1
-
Rodin.... lol:
-
he hasn't seen the forecast for the French side yet:
There will be scattered Syrians, sometimes heavy. Persistent showers of Ethiopians and sub saharans throughout the day.
Motorists are advised to keep windows and doors locked and shut at all times.
lol: lol: lol:
-
Upgrade the owld Sierra for the trip like! Thumbs:
Mazda Capella 1.8 auto. 1998. Spares or repairs. Runs badly. Smokes a bit. Needs new head. €100.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411293832458461/?fref=nf (https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411293832458461/?fref=nf)
-
Rodin.... lol:
Are you offering?
-
Upgrade the owld Sierra for the trip like! Thumbs:
Mazda Capella 1.8 auto. 1998. Spares or repairs. Runs badly. Smokes a bit. Needs new head. €100.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411293832458461/?fref=nf (https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411293832458461/?fref=nf)
Runs badly,smokes a bit ,needs new head..........are you sure it is not Nick...... rubschin:
-
Upgrade the owld Sierra for the trip like! Thumbs:
Mazda Capella 1.8 auto. 1998. Spares or repairs. Runs badly. Smokes a bit. Needs new head. €100.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411293832458461/?fref=nf (https://www.facebook.com/groups/1411293832458461/?fref=nf)
Runs badly,smokes a bit ,needs new head..........are you sure it is not Nick...... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
-
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
-
Rodin.... lol:
Their other ship's named Berlioz ... I immediately thought "March to the Scaffold" scared2:
-
For the CD player...(if it works)...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9b7CgTIRKU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9b7CgTIRKU)
Thumbs:
-
Most apt ;)
-
For the CD player...(if it works)...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9b7CgTIRKU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9b7CgTIRKU)
Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
If they ever get there.... noooo:
-
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
-
Forewarned.. evil:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2910941/Watch-new-stealth-cameras-motorways-Devices-M25-Kent-caught-700-drivers-two-months-arrive-M1-M3-M6-soon.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2910941/Watch-new-stealth-cameras-motorways-Devices-M25-Kent-caught-700-drivers-two-months-arrive-M1-M3-M6-soon.html)
-
Well done booking a ferry >>>
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/eurostar-cancels-all-trains-after-smoke-alert-9985150.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/eurostar-cancels-all-trains-after-smoke-alert-9985150.html)
-
angel1 angel1 angel1
Pasties is in charge of lunch arrangements on Monday cloud9:
-
Has he packed yet..... rubschin:
-
Has he packed yet..... rubschin:
Fire extinguisher - check!
Life raft - check!
etc..... ::)
-
Has he packed yet..... rubschin:
Fire extinguisher - check!
Life raft - check!
etc..... ::)
Map...... rubschin:
-
Has he packed yet..... rubschin:
Fire extinguisher - check!
Life raft - check!
etc..... ::)
Map...... rubschin:
They won't make it out of the harbour..... noooo:
-
::)
-
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fz5abo1uwn%2F58913948_58913947.jpg&hash=fa190d09261f8c6584788809d90124a2e2324e38) (http://postimg.org/image/z5abo1uwn/)
noooo:
-
Has he packed yet..... rubschin:
Fire extinguisher - check!
Life raft - check!
etc..... ::)
Map...... rubschin:
They won't make it out of the harbour..... noooo:
I meant a map TO Dover........ whistle:
-
scared2:
-
scared2:
Wot time you leaving...... rubschin:
-
Has he packed yet..... rubschin:
Fire extinguisher - check!
Life raft - check!
etc..... ::)
Map...... rubschin:
They won't make it out of the harbour..... noooo:
I meant a map TO Dover........ whistle:
Hell, knowing Nick they will probably end up n Devon scared2:
-
Has he packed yet..... rubschin:
Fire extinguisher - check!
Life raft - check!
etc..... ::)
Map...... rubschin:
They won't make it out of the harbour..... noooo:
I meant a map TO Dover........ whistle:
Hell, knowing Nick they will probably end up n Devon scared2:
They can visit Boogs...... Thumbs:
-
Has he packed yet..... rubschin:
Fire extinguisher - check!
Life raft - check!
etc..... ::)
Map...... rubschin:
They won't make it out of the harbour..... noooo:
I meant a map TO Dover........ whistle:
Hell, knowing Nick they will probably end up n Devon scared2:
They can visit Boogs...... Thumbs:
I can hear the sound of Boogs frantically packing from here lol:
-
::) Nothing will go wrong
-
::) Nothing will go wrong
happy001
-
What muppet released a flock of horses onto the M20? evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
-
What muppet released a flock of horses onto the M20? evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
::) Nothing will go wrong
whistle:
-
evil: evil:
-
Are they there yet......... rubschin:
-
What muppet released a flock of horses onto the M20? evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
Pegasi you say rubschin:
-
Broadsword to Danny Boy
We have arrived intact through darkness and floods.
Pasties was navigating but unfortunately only has a map of Andalucia and has forgotten his specs ::)
We got a bit lost redface:
Pasties is now in charge of translation and menu reading for dinner
What can possibly go wrong rubschin:
-
Broadsword to Danny Boy
We have arrived intact through darkness and floods.
Pasties was navigating but unfortunately only has a map of Andalucia and has forgotten his specs ::)
We got a bit lost redface:
Pasties is now in charge of translation and menu reading for dinner
What can possibly go wrong rubschin:
Lost......... eeek:
-
Broadsword to Danny Boy
We have arrived intact through darkness and floods. . . .
:thumbsup:
we never doubted you char048
-
Broadsword to Danny Boy
We have arrived intact through darkness and floods. . . .
:thumbsup:
we never doubted you char048
He hasn't said where yet........ whistle:
-
Possibly Seville rubschin:
-
Possibly Seville rubschin:
Seville :thumbsup:
-
Possibly Seville rubschin:
Seville :thumbsup:
War........... noooo:
-
?
-
?
Civil/seville war ........ redface:
-
Wrong thread.
I know you two lovebirds are locked an embrace in "Word Association" (football) thread but really . . .
-
Possibly Seville rubschin:
Jimmy?
-
Wrong thread.
I know you two lovebirds are locked an embrace in "Word Association" (football) thread but really . . .
What the fuck you on abaht?
-
?
Civil/seville war ........ redface:
::) and of course doh:
-
Possibly Seville rubschin:
Jimmy?
drumroll: I was gonna post that too..... redface:
-
Fab dinner. It is later here so off to bed, like (hic)
-
Possibly Seville rubschin:
Jimmy?
drumroll: I was gonna post that too..... redface:
Snooze->Lose whistle:
-
Possibly Seville rubschin:
Jimmy?
drumroll: I was gonna post that too..... redface:
Snooze->Lose whistle:
evil: the one time I was awake...... Banghead
-
no update....... scared2:
-
no update....... scared2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F4%2F43%2FEx%25C3%25A9cution_de_Marie_Antoinette_le_16_octobre_1793.jpg&hash=3e61c70f5ad6f33be9a6a2a77ac6bc996a885c7d)
-
no update....... scared2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F4%2F43%2FEx%25C3%25A9cution_de_Marie_Antoinette_le_16_octobre_1793.jpg&hash=3e61c70f5ad6f33be9a6a2a77ac6bc996a885c7d)
lol: lol: lol:
-
Possibly Seville rubschin:
Jimmy?
drumroll: I was gonna post that too..... redface:
Snooze->Lose whistle:
evil: the one time I was awake...... Banghead
Leap year you say... rubschin:
-
Still no news....... rubschin:
-
Still no news....... rubschin:
Do you think we will need "Je suis la pagaille au gingembre" signs... rubschin:
-
Just got home NickSick NickSick Pasties navigational skills are a tad (koff) haphazard, so I ignored him. Fab lunch cloud9: he is sending pics.
I ordered something flambeed :thumbsup: This was followed by the arrival of the local fire brigade (blue lights on) who went smartly into the kitchen redface: Waitress said something about chef having a heart attack. We think they dragged him out the back door redface: redface:
-
Just got home NickSick NickSick Pasties navigational skills are a tad (koff) haphazard, so I ignored him. Fab lunch cloud9: he is sending pics.
I ordered something flambeed :thumbsup: This was followed by the arrival of the local fire brigade (blue lights on) who went smartly into the kitchen redface: Waitress said something about chef having a heart attack. We think they dragged him out the back door redface: redface:
Only 1 death........ Thumbs:
-
Just got home NickSick NickSick Pasties navigational skills are a tad (koff) haphazard, so I ignored him. Fab lunch cloud9: he is sending pics.
I ordered something flambeed :thumbsup: This was followed by the arrival of the local fire brigade (blue lights on) who went smartly into the kitchen redface: Waitress said something about chef having a heart attack. We think they dragged him out the back door redface: redface:
Only 1 death........ Thumbs:
Nick lite you say... rubschin:
-
Just got home NickSick NickSick Pasties navigational skills are a tad (koff) haphazard, so I ignored him. Fab lunch cloud9: he is sending pics.
I ordered something flambeed :thumbsup: This was followed by the arrival of the local fire brigade (blue lights on) who went smartly into the kitchen redface: Waitress said something about chef having a heart attack. We think they dragged him out the back door redface: redface:
Only 1 death........ Thumbs:
Nick lite you say... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
you should copyright that
-
Wot cheese did you get........ rubschin:
-
Loads of stinky stuff :thumbsup: Had to drive back with a car window open redface: redface: Presently nibbling camembert injected with Calvados cloud9:
-
Loads of stinky stuff :thumbsup: Had to drive back with a car window open redface: redface: Presently nibbling camembert injected with Calvados cloud9:
With no heater........ rubschin:
-
Loads of stinky stuff :thumbsup: Had to drive back with a car window open redface: redface: Presently nibbling camembert injected with Calvados cloud9:
:thumbsup:
-
Loads of stinky stuff :thumbsup: Had to drive back with a car window open redface: redface: Presently nibbling camembert injected with Calvados cloud9:
With no heater........ rubschin:
The cheese is its own heat source, like Plutonium.........
-
Yumster cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2Fbam54osen%2FIMG_1106.jpg&hash=c765fc532540026c0696e2f3015e3ab93e88c1d6) (http://postimg.org/image/bam54osen/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fa9wls7lxz%2FIMG_1108.jpg&hash=19c5fc1aee7a79396c551ab7c89b44e7cf62dc9f) (http://postimg.org/image/a9wls7lxz/)
-
The hotel is trying to charge me a cancellation fee on the grounds that Pasties never showed up eeek: scared2: scared2:
Was it all a dream?
-
The hotel is trying to charge me a cancellation fee on the grounds that Pasties never showed up eeek: scared2: scared2:
Was it all a dream?
Probably.... ::)
-
The hotel is trying to charge me a cancellation fee on the grounds that Pasties never showed up eeek: scared2: scared2:
Was it all a dream?
Probably.... ::)
Disappeared into the TwiGingerlight zone?