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Title: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2015, 07:40:19 PM: I get my pension next week rubschin: rubschin: ANd a mahoosive lump sum cloud9:

I realise that I have heard NOTHING from the pension outfit about this so contact them.

"We aim to respond to your enquiry within 10 working days." cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

My mate retired last year and reports it took the bastards 5 months to sort out his payments cussing: cussing: cussing:

Tomorrow is phone the bastards day evil:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 07:42:18 PM: Lend us a squillion quid........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2015, 07:44:25 PM: I haven't got any of the sodding money you great stubbly lump cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 07:45:42 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 15, 2015, 07:44:25 PM
I haven't got any of the sodding money you great stubbly lump cussing: cussing:

Contact them........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2015, 07:58:07 PM: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2015, 08:24:44 PM: They prolly can't afford to pay you on account of giving grants and subsidised grub to students like..... whistle:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2015, 09:05:25 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:59:49 AM: Quote from: Barman on January 15, 2015, 08:24:44 PM
They prolly can't afford to pay you on account of giving grants and subsidised grub to students like..... whistle:

Not to mention overpaying gormless arrogant deluded senior management and letting them fork out stupid amounts on vanity projects noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912556/Back-250k-job-university-boss-spent-95k-chairs-Vice-chancellor-earns-salary-despite-having-role-downgraded.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2912556/Back-250k-job-university-boss-spent-95k-chairs-Vice-chancellor-earns-salary-despite-having-role-downgraded.html)

Yes I know Nick doesn't work at Plymouth Uni but I can't see it being the only establishment to have done something like this.
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2015, 09:11:58 AM: "Your call is held in a queue........." cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 01:15:03 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 16, 2015, 09:11:58 AM
"Your call is held in a queue........." cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What muzik......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2015, 01:15:43 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 16, 2015, 09:11:58 AM
"Your call is held in a queue........." cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What muzik......... rubschin:

Yes, we should be told.... Popcorn:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 01:18:53 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2015, 01:15:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 16, 2015, 09:11:58 AM
"Your call is held in a queue........." cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What muzik......... rubschin:

Yes, we should be told.... Popcorn:

Knocking on heavens door...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 01:41:44 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 01:18:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2015, 01:15:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 16, 2015, 09:11:58 AM
"Your call is held in a queue........." cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

What muzik......... rubschin:

Yes, we should be told.... Popcorn:

Knocking on heavens door...... rubschin:

Will it go round in circles...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 03:57:45 PM: I have now downloaded the necessary form. I have obtained the 27 digit authorisation code. I fill in the form. I get it witnessed.

Then I see I have to submit it with "an original copy" of my birth certificate cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

£24 squid cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2015, 04:02:30 PM: "An original copy" eeek:

I'm on oxymoron watch and I claim my €10
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2015, 04:07:40 PM: Quote from: Pastis on January 17, 2015, 04:02:30 PM
"An original copy" eeek:

I'm on oxymoron watch and I claim my €10

;D ;D I thought the same...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2015, 04:08:25 PM: Quote from: Pastis on January 17, 2015, 04:02:30 PM
"An original copy" eeek:

I'm on oxymoron watch and I claim my €10

;D
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 04:50:51 PM: Zackly cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2015, 04:53:10 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 17, 2015, 04:50:51 PM
Zackly cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Maybe add "oxy" to the thread title.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 17, 2015, 05:10:15 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 17, 2015, 04:53:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 17, 2015, 04:50:51 PM
Zackly cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Maybe add "oxy" to the thread title.......... whistle:

drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 17, 2015, 05:13:36 PM: Quote from: Pastis on January 17, 2015, 04:02:30 PM
"An original copy" eeek:

I'm on oxymoron watch and I claim my €10

Technically not an oxymoron I think.

I agree it's a terminological inexactitude..

In any event if the copy has just been made and not itself copied, the that copy would be an "original copy" . . . whistle:

Where's the "my brain just exploded" icon when you need it . . . .
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 05:39:50 PM: Zackly :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2015, 07:47:21 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 17, 2015, 05:13:36 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 17, 2015, 04:02:30 PM
"An original copy" eeek:

I'm on oxymoron watch and I claim my €10

Technically not an oxymoron I think.

I agree it's a terminological inexactitude..

In any event if the copy has just been made and not itself copied, the that copy would be an "original copy" . . . whistle:

Where's the "my brain just exploded" icon when you need it . . . .

Here you are! Thumbs:

Explode:
Title: Re: Battling with morons
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2015, 07:48:57 PM: Child ::)