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Title: No Nick today....?
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2015, 04:40:01 PM: scared2:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 04:43:56 PM: I did wonder....... rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2015, 04:47:36 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 23, 2015, 04:40:01 PM
scared2:
scared2: scared2:

Can't have been something we said, we're so polite

char048
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 04:54:35 PM: Scunthorpe black spur wind storm............ rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2015, 05:01:33 PM: Exploring Emma?
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 05:08:59 PM: Pastis sleeping pills......... rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 05:12:01 PM: I have been slaving over a hot keyboard and several hot wimmin. Now safely home. Back to Scunny, via Scallypool NickSick NickSick on Sunday.
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 05:13:13 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 23, 2015, 05:12:01 PM
I have been slaving over a hot keyboard and several hot wimmin. Now safely home. Back to Scunny, via Scallypool NickSick NickSick on Sunday.

Growler visit....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 05:15:27 PM: The Boy ::)
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2015, 05:24:32 PM: :thumbsup:

and he got you what for your birthday? New car, smart phone, Twiglets, Get out of Scunny free card?
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 05:26:02 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 23, 2015, 05:12:01 PM
I have been slaving over a hot keyboard and several hot wimmin. Now safely home. Back to Scunny, via Scallypool NickSick NickSick on Sunday.

BM was getting the quadcoptor search n rescue ready.......... noooo:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 05:26:56 PM: Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2015, 05:24:32 PM
:thumbsup:

and he got you what for your birthday? New car, smart phone, Twiglets, Get out of Scunny free card?
Nothing yet. My birthday cake is the talk of the college. One of the girls in Finance is taking a minibus outing to the Patisserie Valerie in Lincoln ::)
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 05:29:00 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 23, 2015, 05:26:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2015, 05:24:32 PM
:thumbsup:

and he got you what for your birthday? New car, smart phone, Twiglets, Get out of Scunny free card?
Nothing yet. My birthday cake is the talk of the college. One of the girls in Finance is taking a minibus outing to the Patisserie Valerie in Lincoln ::)

Minibus why not a train...... whistle:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 05:29:35 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2015, 05:44:17 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 23, 2015, 05:26:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2015, 05:24:32 PM
:thumbsup:

and he got you what for your birthday? New car, smart phone, Twiglets, Get out of Scunny free card?
Nothing yet. My birthday cake is the talk of the college. One of the girls in Finance is taking a minibus outing to the Patisserie Valerie in Lincoln ::)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 05:45:25 PM: She talked about it for hours, apparently "It had everything you could ever want in a cake." ::)
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2015, 05:47:27 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 23, 2015, 05:45:25 PM
She talked about it for hours, apparently "It had everything you could ever want in a cake." ::)
A hacksaw blade?
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2015, 05:53:44 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 23, 2015, 05:45:25 PM
She talked about it for hours, apparently "It had everything you could ever want in a cake." ::)

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Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 05:54:58 PM: Except that eeek:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2015, 06:58:29 PM: Quote from: Steve on January 23, 2015, 05:47:27 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 23, 2015, 05:45:25 PM
She talked about it for hours, apparently "It had everything you could ever want in a cake." ::)
A hacksaw blade?

happy001
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2015, 06:59:22 PM: evil:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2015, 11:28:24 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 23, 2015, 06:59:22 PM
evil:
You need to see the Grand Budapest hotel film to really see what inspired the joke
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2015, 06:42:53 PM: He has been quiet today........ rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2015, 06:56:43 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 06, 2015, 06:42:53 PM
He has been quiet today........ rubschin:

The calm before the disaster... scared2:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2015, 06:58:59 PM: evil:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2015, 07:54:36 PM: No wifi at the Travelodge........ rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2015, 09:48:55 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2015, 07:54:36 PM
No wifi at the Travelodge........ rubschin:

Laptop nicked (Nicked) more likely.
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2015, 09:51:35 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2015, 09:48:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2015, 07:54:36 PM
No wifi at the Travelodge........ rubschin:

Laptop nicked (Nicked) more likely.

drumroll:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2015, 09:59:34 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2015, 07:54:36 PM
No wifi at the Travelodge........ rubschin:
Maybe no Travelodge

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Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 02:11:54 PM: Time for a search party?
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 02:50:31 PM: Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2015, 02:11:54 PM
Time for a search party?

Or check the news...... rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 03:46:44 PM: No reply to text...... rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2015, 04:09:17 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 03:46:44 PM
No reply to text...... rubschin:

scared2:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2015, 04:15:07 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 03:46:44 PM
No reply to text...... rubschin:

No signal in the padded cell you say... rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2015, 04:27:39 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2015, 04:09:17 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 03:46:44 PM
No reply to text...... rubschin:

scared2:

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sad24:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM: He has Shingles apparently....
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 05:28:09 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM
He has Shingles apparently....

noooo:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2015, 05:30:24 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM
He has Shingles apparently....

Isn't that an old fart's complaint?

That's what you get for using Scunthorpe's Travelodge . . .
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 05:36:56 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2015, 05:30:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM
He has Shingles apparently....

Isn't that an old fart's complaint?

That's what you get for using Scunthorpe's Travelodge . . .

When can we start taking the piss/making jokes...... rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2015, 05:40:29 PM: Arrived here yesterday and promptly fell asleep for 17 hours eeek: Felt like shite all day and finally went to A&E. QUack says shingles, no treatment and I have to be brave sad24:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 10, 2015, 05:42:46 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 10, 2015, 05:40:29 PM
Arrived here yesterday and promptly fell asleep for 17 hours eeek: Felt like shite all day and finally went to A&E. QUack says shingles, no treatment and I have to be brave sad24:

Oh dear noooo:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 05:51:48 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 10, 2015, 05:40:29 PM
Arrived here yesterday and promptly fell asleep for 17 hours eeek: Felt like shite all day and finally went to A&E. QUack says shingles, no treatment and I have to be brave sad24:

Scunny or home........ rubschin:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2015, 05:52:44 PM: Scunny
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 05:54:03 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 10, 2015, 05:52:44 PM
Scunny

So room service........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 06:15:35 PM: Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 10, 2015, 05:40:29 PM
Arrived here yesterday and promptly fell asleep for 17 hours eeek: Felt like shite all day and finally went to A&E. QUack says shingles, no treatment and I have to be brave sad24:
Fuck being brave, you should moan, complain and be downright narked about it

Get well soon
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2015, 06:38:32 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 10, 2015, 05:42:46 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on March 10, 2015, 05:40:29 PM
Arrived here yesterday and promptly fell asleep for 17 hours eeek: Felt like shite all day and finally went to A&E. QUack says shingles, no treatment and I have to be brave sad24:

Oh dear noooo:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2015, 09:58:06 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2015, 05:30:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM
He has Shingles apparently....

Isn't that an old fart's complaint?

That's what you get for using Scunthorpe's Travelodge . . .

A Scunthorpe Transmitted Disease you say?
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 11:19:13 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2015, 09:58:06 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2015, 05:30:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM
He has Shingles apparently....

Isn't that an old fart's complaint?

That's what you get for using Scunthorpe's Travelodge . . .

A Scunthorpe Transmitted Disease you say?
lol:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2015, 06:13:28 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2015, 09:58:06 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2015, 05:30:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM
He has Shingles apparently....

Isn't that an old fart's complaint?

That's what you get for using Scunthorpe's Travelodge . . .

A Scunthorpe Transmitted Disease you say?

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: No Nick today....?
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2015, 06:55:19 AM: Quote from: Barman on March 11, 2015, 06:13:28 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2015, 09:58:06 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2015, 05:30:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM
He has Shingles apparently....

Isn't that an old fart's complaint?

That's what you get for using Scunthorpe's Travelodge . . .

A Scunthorpe Transmitted Disease you say?

lol: lol: lol:

lol: lol: lol: lol: