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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 15, 2015, 10:48:10 AM
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What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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" Nick goes to Scunthorpe via Malta"
Your Sat Nav needs updating
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Dolores tells me her cousins are planning a "special welcome" for me scared2:
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Dolores tells me her cousins are planning a "special welcome" for me scared2:
Popcorn:
BTW [serious mode] have a great time, don't forget the Vampire (http://www.maltaviationmuseum.com/index.asp)
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:thumbsup:
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It will be raining.... noooo:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
http://www.holiday-weather.com/malta/forecast/ (http://www.holiday-weather.com/malta/forecast/) evil: evil:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
http://www.holiday-weather.com/malta/forecast/ (http://www.holiday-weather.com/malta/forecast/) evil: evil:
Friday looks nice! Thumbs:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
http://www.holiday-weather.com/malta/forecast/ (http://www.holiday-weather.com/malta/forecast/) evil: evil:
Friday looks nice! Thumbs:
Told you so........... whistle:
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Two suitcases ready, after a fashion, and documents sorted out. Online check in and that stoopid API done. Lists double checked. Bound to have forgotten something rubschin:
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Two suitcases ready, after a fashion, and documents sorted out. Online check in and that stoopid API done. Lists double checked. Bound to have forgotten something rubschin:
I ain't stupid....... cussing:
Oh........ redface:
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Dolores tells me her cousins are planning a "special welcome" for me scared2:
http://youtu.be/1tqxzWdKKu8 (http://youtu.be/1tqxzWdKKu8)
rubschin:
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Arrived all safe and sound like after two hours of hell at Manchester Airport evil: evil:
Rather warm at present, but the main dancing event starts later. Dolores' cousins are picking me up later. rubschin:
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Arrived all safe and sound like after two hours of hell at Manchester Airport evil: evil:
Rather warm at present, but the main dancing event starts later. Dolores' cousins are picking me up later. rubschin:
Popcorn:
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They took me to the carnival. Rather Disneyfied noooo: I witnessed a stand off between a man dressed as Bugs Bunny and a man dressed as a roulette wheel. Then vino and dinner.
My room has an ancient radiogram in it. I was playing with the buttons earlier and found that it is wired to the lighting and controls various lamps. There are no instructions about this
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They took me to the carnival. Rather Disneyfied noooo: I witnessed a stand off between a man dressed as Bugs Bunny and a man dressed as a roulette wheel. Then vino and dinner.
My room has an ancient radiogram in it. I was playing with the buttons earlier and found that it is wired to the lighting and controls various lamps. There are no instructions about this
Listen for news of the Titanic! Thumbs:
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The strongest unsecured wi fi connection here is called "Office Guests" :thumbsup:. I have just learned it is from the next door building which is the Office of the Prime Minister scared2:
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The strongest unsecured wi fi connection here is called "Office Guests" :thumbsup:. I have just learned it is from the next door building which is the Office of the Prime Minister scared2:
Thumbs: declare war on someone......
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Cyprus? rubschin:
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Cyprus? rubschin:
Not in winter..... noooo:
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The strongest unsecured wi fi connection here is called "Office Guests" :thumbsup:. I have just learned it is from the next door building which is the Office of the Prime Minister scared2:
What could possibly go wrong...? Shrugs:
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The strongest unsecured wi fi connection here is called "Office Guests" :thumbsup:. I have just learned it is from the next door building which is the Office of the Prime Minister scared2:
E-mail him for instructions for the radio...... Thumbs:
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They took me to the carnival. Rather Disneyfied noooo: I witnessed a stand off between a man dressed as Bugs Bunny and a man dressed as a roulette wheel. Then vino and dinner.
My room has an ancient radiogram in it. I was playing with the buttons earlier and found that it is wired to the lighting and controls various lamps. There are no instructions about this
You found the launch controls you say
ooops
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Awake at stupid o'clock and decided to go out for a fag and in search of coffee. This aroused the attention of a slumbering hotel porter who appeared with a baseball bat scared2: scared2:
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Awake at stupid o'clock and decided to go out for a fag and in search of coffee. This aroused the attention of a slumbering hotel porter who appeared with a baseball bat scared2: scared2:
noooo: ;D
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He has opened the coffee shop for me cloud9: cloud9:
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He has opened the coffee shop for me cloud9: cloud9:
Special ciggies......... rubschin:
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Awake at stupid o'clock and decided to go out for a fag and in search of coffee. This aroused the attention of a slumbering hotel porter who appeared with a baseball bat scared2: scared2:
Did you win at baseball?
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I waved my room key at him defensively
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He has opened the coffee shop for me cloud9: cloud9:
:thumbsup:
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All quiet........ scared2:
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Wi fi now back on/ :thumbsup:
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A text comes in , lunch.... rubschin:
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I have sunburn sad24:
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I have sunburn sad24:
At least you have not been battered rubschin:
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I have sunburn sad24:
At least you have not been battered rubschin:
drumroll:
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Lara at Reception says I look like a red traffic light sad24:
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Lara at Reception says I look like a red traffic light sad24:
You mean she said stop......... noooo:
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Lara at Reception says I look like a red traffic light sad24:
You mean she said stop......... noooo:
In Malta, red traffic lights mean go faster. scared2:
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eeek:
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Lara at Reception says I look like a red traffic light sad24:
She's prolly never seen a ginger before..... noooo:
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Have you seen all those yellow buses at the bus station in Valetta yet Nck?
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Eh? I just look at numbers rubschin:
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Ah, seems you're 4 years too late
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9520210.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9520210.stm)
There were a treat to see
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Ah, seems you're 4 years too late
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9520210.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/9520210.stm)
There were a treat to see
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We have old bedford bus here........or did.......... sad24:
still a few left..... noooo:
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Been out to see some truly astonishing temples. Older than Stonehenge and far better preserved eeek: eeek: Rooms, windows, doors, stautes, the lot!!
Got funnelled through a museum and 3d presntation first (4D if you count the simulated wind and rain inside too evil:).
It was full of Krauts from a tourbus who were complaing that the commentary was in English. Some ghastly old crone, thinking I was German, grumbled to me about it.
On reflection saying, "That is because we won", may not have been very diplomatic redface:
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Been out to see some truly astonishing temples. Older than Stonehenge and far better preserved eeek: eeek: Rooms, windows, doors, stautes, the lot!!
Got funnelled through a museum and 3d presntation first (4D if you count the simulated wind and rain inside too evil:).
It was full of Krauts from a tourbus who were complaing that the commentary was in English. Some ghastly old crone, thinking I was German, grumbled to me about it.
On reflection saying, "That is because we won", may not have been very diplomatic redface:
i hope you mentioned "twice".... whistle:
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Been out to see some truly astonishing temples. Older than Stonehenge and far better preserved eeek: eeek: Rooms, windows, doors, stautes, the lot!!
Got funnelled through a museum and 3d presntation first (4D if you count the simulated wind and rain inside too evil:).
It was full of Krauts from a tourbus who were complaing that the commentary was in English. Some ghastly old crone, thinking I was German, grumbled to me about it.
On reflection saying, "That is because we won", may not have been very diplomatic redface:
i hope you mentioned "twice".... whistle:
and a world cup..... Thumbs:
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Been out to see some truly astonishing temples. Older than Stonehenge and far better preserved eeek: eeek: Rooms, windows, doors, stautes, the lot!!
Got funnelled through a museum and 3d presntation first (4D if you count the simulated wind and rain inside too evil:).
It was full of Krauts from a tourbus who were complaing that the commentary was in English. Some ghastly old crone, thinking I was German, grumbled to me about it.
On reflection saying, "That is because we won", may not have been very diplomatic redface:
And uber confusing as she thought you were German
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I said it in English. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I said it in English. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Keine Scheiss Sherlochen!
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::)
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Went out for a wander and a vino last night and ended up in a bar that was like a shrine to Oliver Reed eeek:
Turned out to be this place:
http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm
(http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm)
worthy: worthy: worthy:
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Went out for a wander and a vino last night and ended up in a bar that was like a shrine to Oliver Reed eeek:
Turned out to be this place:
[url]http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm]http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm][url]http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm (http://[url=http://www.101malta.com/en/home/articles/198/ollys-last-pub.htm)[/url]
worthy: worthy: worthy:
Thumbs:
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A rather eyes: young girl has just given me a sample of organic soap. She asked where I was from. When I told her she remarked on my accent and begged me to say "daughter". Then "water". She was thrilled. SHe fetched her friends and got me to repeat the trick. They applauded eeek:
I feel like a performing monkey.
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A rather eyes: young girl has just given me a sample of organic soap. She asked where I was from. When I told her she remarked on my accent and begged me to say "daughter". Then "water". She was thrilled. SHe fetched her friends and got me to repeat the trick. They applauded eeek:
I feel like a performing monkey.
Did she think you smelt........ rubschin:
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I didn't permit her to sniff me
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Is Maureen keeping him busy........ rubschin:
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
No,you mong the Gozo Strip......bit dangerous tho.... rubschin:
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
No,you mong the Gozo Strip......bit dangerous tho.... rubschin:
scared2:
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
[path of least resistance mode] yes that's it pathead:
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
[path of least resistance mode] yes that's it pathead:
cloud9:
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Well, he's beaten the drum enough times.
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
No,you mong the Gozo Strip......bit dangerous tho.... rubschin:
scared2:
It's those bloody Pasticines ........ noooo:
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
No,you mong the Gozo Strip......bit dangerous tho.... rubschin:
scared2:
It's those bloody Pasticines ........ noooo:
That Tony Hart has a lot to answer for.... noooo:
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I am back, like :thumbsup: Bloody hell, that ferry crossing was rough eeek: eeek: eeek:
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I am back, like :thumbsup: Bloody hell, that ferry crossing was rough eeek: eeek: eeek:
And now........ eyes:
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
No,you mong the Gozo Strip......bit dangerous tho.... rubschin:
scared2:
It's those bloody Pasticines ........ noooo:
That Tony Hart has a lot to answer for.... noooo:
Morph was not one of the muppets. noooo:
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Hopefully he's gone to Gozo
That one off The Muppets....? rubschin:
No,you mong the Gozo Strip......bit dangerous tho.... rubschin:
scared2:
It's those bloody Pasticines ........ noooo:
That Tony Hart has a lot to answer for.... noooo:
Morph was not one of the muppets. noooo:
facepalm:
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Is it just me that sees the Muppet called "the Great Gonzo" and thinks jeez they put that stuff on for kids to watch eeek:?
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I am back, like :thumbsup: Bloody hell, that ferry crossing was rough eeek: eeek: eeek:
was it worth it?
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This being a God bothering country I found Gozo to be mostly closed confused:
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This being a God bothering country I found Gozo to be mostly closed confused:
Ah yes
go back tomorrow then
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No, back to Marsaxlokk tomorrow, like
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Tis scenic though Gozo, even when it's closed
And they sell Gozo stuff at the airport
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Had lunch in Xlendi :thumbsup:
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Had lunch in Xlendi :thumbsup:
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How high was that place........ eeek:
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I said it was windy evil:
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Had lunch in Xlendi :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
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No, back to Marsaxlokk tomorrow, like
Is that Maltese for "my keyboard is broken"...? rubschin:
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No, back to Marsaxlokk tomorrow, like
Is that Maltese for "my keyboard is broken"...? rubschin:
or the Polish cleaner....... rubschin:
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No, back to Marsaxlokk tomorrow, like
Is that Maltese for "my keyboard is broken"...? rubschin:
::)
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No, back to Marsaxlokk tomorrow, like
Is that Maltese for "my keyboard is broken"...? rubschin:
::)
Don't tease us! happy002
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HO HO HO ::)
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A Japanese woman has just checked out. Her suitcase was actually bigger than she was eeek:
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A Japanese woman has just checked out. Her suitcase was actually bigger than she was eeek:
People smuggling
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A Japanese woman has just checked out. Her suitcase was actually bigger than she was eeek:
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I've found Nick's next holiday destination...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2966591/Former-nuclear-site-Germany-transformed-theme-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2966591/Former-nuclear-site-Germany-transformed-theme-park.html)
A former nuclear power station converted into a themepark/convention centre. What's the worst that could happen. rubschin:
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I've found Nick's next holiday destination...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2966591/Former-nuclear-site-Germany-transformed-theme-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2966591/Former-nuclear-site-Germany-transformed-theme-park.html)
A former nuclear power station converted into a themepark/convention centre. What's the worst that could happen. rubschin:
He could fix the boiler.... Thumbs:
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I hereby declare this thread closed :thumbsup:
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But you are in Scunny....... rubschin:
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Zackly, eight days after I set off, lke
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faster than on public transport you say
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Zackly, eight days after I set off, lke
Faster than a speeding Blue Tit.....