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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 23, 2015, 07:58:10 AM

Title: Italian fire drills
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2015, 07:58:10 AM
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Title: Re: Italian fire drills
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2015, 09:34:11 AM
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Italian fire drills
Post by: Baldy on March 23, 2015, 11:02:11 AM
^^^^ Wot he mentioned.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Italian fire drills
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2015, 11:52:09 AM
How many forward and reverse gears do Italian fire engines have?
Title: Re: Italian fire drills
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2015, 06:38:59 PM
Fire alarm at early o'clock
50 Italians here had no sodding clue
Tried to get coffee (too cold to leave the building)
Smoked in reception (gas leak,perhaps, sir?)
Tried to take selfies with the firemen when the Brigade ARRIVED eeek: eeek:
Utter sodding chaos which reminded me of Von Ryan's Express for some reason
Turned out to be an Italian (that would be the wet one  ::)) whose shower steam set the whole shebang off
Title: Re: Italian fire drills
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2015, 06:41:44 PM
Fire alarm at early o'clock
50 Italians here had no sodding clue
Tried to get coffee (too cold to leave the building)
Smoked in reception (gas leak,perhaps, sir?)
Tried to take selfies with the firemen when the Brigade ARRIVED eeek: eeek:
Utter sodding chaos which reminded me of Von Ryan's Express for some reason
Turned out to be an Italian (that would be the wet one  ::)) whose shower steam set the whole shebang off
;D

Same time again tomorrow then
Title: Re: Italian fire drills
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2015, 06:44:39 PM
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