The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: apc2010 on March 26, 2015, 03:53:04 PM
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All nice n ready...... Thumbs:
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What can possibly go wrong? rubschin: Apart from the airport I am flying from having two different names for some bizarre reason rubschin: rubschin:
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He has more holidays than Miss D. noooo:
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We are related cloud9:
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Have a good break Nick
right, having got the nice bit over . . . . . .
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He has more holidays than Miss D. noooo:
I have not been anywhere for a while sad24:
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Popcorn:
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He has more holidays than Miss D. noooo:
I have not been anywhere for a while sad24:
But you've had the painters in....
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facepalm:
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He has more holidays than Miss D. noooo:
I have not been anywhere for a while sad24:
But you've had the painters in....
noooo:
;D
redface:
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Security chap: Remover your shoes and belt, place your jacket in this tray and remove your laptop from this bag.
Me: I am not an octopus evil:
Security guard (under his breath): Bye bye smartarse evil:
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Security chap: Remover your shoes and belt, place your jacket in this tray and remove your laptop from this bag.
Me: I am not an octopus evil:
Security guard (under his breath): Bye bye smartarse evil:
lol: lol: lol:
They'll have us stripped naked soon.... evil:
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Security chap: Remover your shoes and belt, place your jacket in this tray and remove your laptop from this bag.
Me: I am not an octopus evil:
Security guard (Reaching for the Marigolds and KY): Hello smartarse evil:
point:
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If Nick is in the air does that mean it's now time to play
Where's Wally Nick's Magical Mystery Tour? rubschin:
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
Better the cab driver than the pilot....... Thumbs:
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
Better the cab driver than the pilot....... Thumbs:
drumroll:
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Just found the Satellite telly. Mainly German evil: CThey seem to have a taste for porn channels eeek:
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Just found the Satellite telly. Mainly German evil: CThey seem to have a taste for porn channels eeek:
That sort of hotel........ rubschin:
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Just found the Satellite telly. Mainly German evil: CThey seem to have a taste for porn channels eeek:
That sort of hotel........ rubschin:
Pay by the hour.... noooo:
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Just found the Satellite telly. Mainly German evil: CThey seem to have a taste for porn channels eeek:
That sort of hotel........ rubschin:
Pay by the hour.... noooo:
Plastic under-sheets... sick2:
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Just found the Satellite telly. Mainly German evil: CThey seem to have a taste for porn channels eeek:
That sort of hotel........ rubschin:
Pay by the hour.... noooo:
was there ever any doubt? ::)
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evil:
http://www.aparthotelportodrach.com/ (http://www.aparthotelportodrach.com/)
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Looks lovely at the front cloud9: what is the back like eeek:
How is the weather rubschin:
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Looks lovely at the front cloud9: what is the back like eeek:
How is the weather rubschin:
Any room service........ whistle:
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Looks lovely at the front cloud9: what is the back like eeek:
How is the weather rubschin:
Any room service........ whistle:
;D
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rubschin: Will look into it
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rubschin: Will look into it
Snigger...... redface:
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Looks lovely at the front cloud9: what is the back like eeek:
How is the weather rubschin:
Who care's about the weather........Nick, do want some company?
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Large bed, walk in shower thingy, nice places to eat, good weather whistle:, collapso in abundance, hire car tomorrow, posh bar, posh coffee, nice pool on 2nd floor..........
Up to you....... whistle:
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Looks lovely at the front cloud9: what is the back like eeek:
How is the weather rubschin:
Who care's about the weather........Nick, do want some company?
He has room service... ::)
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
The old lost cab driver scam, haven't heard of that in a while. rubschin:
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Looks lovely at the front cloud9: what is the back like eeek:
How is the weather rubschin:
Who care's about the weather........Nick, do want some company?
He has room service... ::)
Was it Nick who wanted to stay at the Roman Hotel here....... rubschin:
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
The old lost cab driver scam, haven't heard of that in a while. rubschin:
Speaka no inglish etc...... noooo:
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Looks lovely at the front cloud9: what is the back like eeek:
How is the weather rubschin:
Who care's about the weather........Nick, do want some company?
He has room service... ::)
Was it Nick who wanted to stay at the Roman Hotel here....... rubschin:
No, he just popped in for an hour....
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
The old lost cab driver scam, haven't heard of that in a while. rubschin:
Speaka no inglish etc...... noooo:
Thought it only worked when it was used on a clueless tourist... rubschin:
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
The old lost cab driver scam, haven't heard of that in a while. rubschin:
Speaka no inglish etc...... noooo:
Thought it only worked when it was used on a clueless tourist... rubschin:
Then at the end say.."that;s 70 euros " in perfect English.... Thumbs:
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I am on the POSH side of the island and the drive took an hour. ANd yes, I checked the route on a map ::) It was the particular BRAND NEW hotel that cause the final problem. Nice pool whistle:
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I am on the POSH side of the island and the drive took an hour. ANd yes, I checked the route on a map ::) It was the particular BRAND NEW hotel that cause the final problem. Nice pool whistle:
once again....refer to my last post........
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I am on the POSH side of the island and the drive took an hour. ANd yes, I checked the route on a map ::) It was the particular BRAND NEW hotel that cause the final problem. Nice pool whistle:
That his brother prob owns...... noooo: or at least took the prossies home to..
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I am alive angel1 Only a 2 hour flight and passengers applauded on landing as pilot had not hit a mountain. Got a cab to hotel. 70 Euros evil: Cab driver got lost evil:
Very very posh place. I have an apartment, like, with a kitchen and everyfink. All new and overlooking the harbour cloud9: cloud9: Except for the room I am in which overlooks the car park and the bin store evil: evil:
Going out to buy kitchen supplies shortly: collapso, coffee, collapso, fags, collapso, G&T.
The old lost cab driver scam, haven't heard of that in a while. rubschin:
Didn't let the driver know he was tracking the route on his phone? noooo:
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Banghead
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CityMaps2Go App (https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/city-maps-2go-pro-offline/id327783342?mt=8)
Not quite as good on Android phones as the maps are free on iPhones.
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Whoops! Been listening to Radio 4 via the pooter. Just realised that it is an hour later here redface: Nearly missed breakfast Banghead
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Water pressure is impressive. When I turned the shower on it blew me across the bathroom and I had to fight my way back to the tap like a salmon en route to its spawning ground.
As the shower is modern and has no door or anything I am not responsible for the flood. angel1
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Whoops! Been listening to Radio 4 via the pooter. Just realised that it is an hour later here redface: Nearly missed breakfast Banghead
"Nottingham man gets record £10,000 mobile internet bill"
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Whoops! Been listening to Radio 4 via the pooter. Just realised that it is an hour later here redface: Nearly missed breakfast Banghead
"Nottingham man gets record £10,000 mobile internet bill"
lol: lol: lol:
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Just a word of warning but The Brat appears to be looking at booking a holiday to Cyprus scared2:
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Just a word of warning but The Brat appears to be looking at booking a holiday to Cyprus scared2:
Shocked:
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She will be off to that shagging and vomiting place I spect ::)
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She will be off to that shagging and vomiting place I spect ::)
Miss T says our spare room is full........ noooo:
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She will be off to that shagging and vomiting place I spect ::)
Miss T says our spare room is full........ noooo:
So that's what happened to BM's drink supply.. rubschin:
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The chambermaid has arrived to sort my room out eyes:
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drumroll:
The chambermaid has arrived to sort my room out eyes:
Give her a tip....
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Mr Thread noooo:
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Anxious to get out and about I have hired an car. Asked for summat small but as it is out of season I have got a Merc cloud9: What can possibly go wrong??
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Anxious to get out and about I have hired an car. Asked for summat small but as it is out of season I have got a Merc cloud9: What can possibly go wrong??
Cash only....... rubschin: does the tooter work.....
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I am now Mr Toad cloud9: I bet Foggy likes a big tooter. Send her over here. I have collapso and stuff too cloud9:
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My backward facing room means I get the sun in the afternoon 8) 8)
Foggy would love this. As would Tipsy sad32:
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He is quiet today........ scared2:
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He is quiet today........ scared2:
He is prolly out in his Fiesta.... Thumbs:
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He is quiet today........ scared2:
He is prolly out in his Fiesta.... Thumbs:
;D ;D
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::) ::) I have decided to keep Angela Mercel on till the end of the week as 2 days car hire is cheaper than the taxi fare to the airport evil:
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::) ::) I have decided to keep Angela Mercel on till the end of the week as 2 days car hire is cheaper than the taxi fare to the airport evil:
These people have worked well for us. No queueing alongside the highly tattooed and you know in advance what you're paying as you've paid it
http://airportstaxitransfers.com/ (http://airportstaxitransfers.com/)
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Very good. Pity they don't operate in Majorca whistle:
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::) ::) I have decided to keep Angela Mercel on till the end of the week as 2 days car hire is cheaper than the taxi fare to the airport evil:
You can't rent a car for a single day here for that very reason.....
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Very good. Pity they don't operate in Majorca whistle:
Ah redface:
They have standards then
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I am in the POSH bit evil:
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I am in the POSH bit evil:
:thumbsup: Surely you mean it will be the posh again bit after they've done the repairs
I'd forgotten where you'd gone to, thought it was Malaga.
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evil: evil:
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OK apologies. Serious question: is Majorca any good?
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Perfick now, Could be over run in July/August
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Day out to Deia (did you see what I did there? drumroll:) former home of Robert Graves AND John Noakes cloud9:
Fab Spanish lunch (Menu del Dia £7.50) and a bit of wandering about.
Collapso o'clock now cloud9:
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Day out to Deia (did you see what I did there? drumroll:) former home of Robert Graves AND John Noakes cloud9:
Fab Spanish lunch (Menu del Dia £7.50) and a bit of wandering about.
Collapso o'clock now cloud9:
"Get down Shep!", I used to love that! Thumbs:
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Too many jokes
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A new blonde wumman has appeared on the next balcony. She is Dutch scared2: scared2: scared2: I am going out for a bit........
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Beard is getting annoying and I forgot my trimmer evil: The lass on reception has recommended a barber. What can possibly go wrong?
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Beard is getting annoying and I forgot my trimmer evil: The lass on reception has recommended a barber. What can possibly go wrong?
(https://welldresseddad.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/baldeagle.jpg)
rubschin:
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Beard is getting annoying and I forgot my trimmer evil: The lass on reception has recommended a barber. What can possibly go wrong?
(https://welldresseddad.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/baldeagle.jpg)
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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A new blonde wumman has appeared on the next balcony. She is Dutch scared2: scared2: scared2: I am going out for a bit........
Gayer ........ rubschin:
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Those overpaid wasters in Brussels should legislate on the Standard Euro Breakfast (based, of course on the sensible English one). There must be a new group in as today's fare included baked potato with cottage cheese and radish along with fried eggs and runner beans. Mind you, it is April 1st. Germans still have nul points. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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The hotel manager was strutting about at breakfast trying to look important and bossing the staff about. I eventually told him that a car was "malaparcado" in the car park and that my car was blocked in. He promised to sort it out. He did. It was his car!! eveilgrin:
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The hotel manager was strutting about at breakfast trying to look important and bossing the staff about. I eventually told him that a car was "malaparcado" in the car park and that my car was blocked in. He promised to sort it out. He did. It was his car!! eveilgrin:
;D
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The hotel manager was strutting about at breakfast trying to look important and bossing the staff about. I eventually told him that a car was "malaparcado" in the car park and that my car was blocked in. He promised to sort it out. He did. It was his car!! eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Been to that there barber. He was jolly thorough eeek:
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What's he cut off extra?
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Ear stuff, nose holes, eyebrows, neck etc.
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Ear stuff, nose holes, eyebrows, neck etc.
A wet shave......... rubschin:
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No.
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No.
rubschin:
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Ear stuff, nose holes, eyebrows, neck etc.
That will be on an 'unusual' porn site in the morning.....at least nobody on here watches that shite so you might be safe. Thumbs:
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Getting set to jet off tomorrow. To Doncaster evil:
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Getting set to jet off tomorrow. To Doncaster evil:
Lets hope your car isn't blocked-in in the morning..... whistle:
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Foggy and Apey would love this place!! Just made my first visit to the hotel bar. WIde open, empty and everything available. It is free G&T o'clock eeek:
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Nick get's pissed on his last night, what's the worst that can happen.....? rubschin:
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Oh noes, nearly beddy time here. Early start too
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Oh noes, nearly beddy time here. Early start too
It is only half past bleddy eight there.... ::)
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I have to be up at 6.00 you mong
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I have to be up at 6.00 you mong
So don't go to bed, sleep on the flight instead. :thumbsup:
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It's a 2 hour flight and I dribble
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So sleep when you get home then rubschin:
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It's a 2 hour flight and I dribble
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So sleep when you get home then rubschin:
I have to meet a lady friend near Doncaster and need to be perky, like angel1
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So sleep when you get home then rubschin:
I have to meet a lady friend near Doncaster and need to be perky, like angel1
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Ho ho. SHe does gymnastics
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Foggy and Apey would love this place!! Just made my first visit to the hotel bar. WIde open, empty and everything available. It is free G&T o'clock eeek:
evil:
whistle:
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Ho ho. SHe does gymnastics
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::)
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Niger next......... rubschin:
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Miss Italy has never been to Amsterdam rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Does she like cheese?
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Does she like cheese?
noooo:
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I have a different pressie for her angel1 angel1
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Mr Thread...... noooo: